I am a simple wannabe author too lazy to try to get my original stories and poems published. I write fanfics, obviously, however, I'll break your heart if you expect regular updates, although if I get enough reviews... I can be convinced to give my lazy fingertips a workout. Uh... yeah. In refrence to anything I updated before 07... do i need to say more? Don't ever expect an update. I recommend you do not read them either... I wrote so horridly it hurts to look at. Ew...

Barely anything disturbs me. You'll find that after reading fanfiction long enough, you'll find out that if a pairing can exist, if you can even THINK of it, it's out there. Especially in the Harry Potter world. And I've looked for strange pairings to prove my theory. I have seen everything. You name it!

Favorite Shows:

Supernatural(awesomeness),

Doctor Who(FUCK order and sense! When the doctor's around, things are just FUN!),

Torchwood(very depressing and the sexiest show I've ever seen in my life),

Firefly( :D TAKE MY LOVE! TAKE MY LAND! TAKE ME WHERE I CANNOT STAND! I DON'T CARE! I'M STILL FREE! YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME. TAKE ME OUT INTO THE BLACK. TELL EM I AINT COMIN BACK. BURN THE LAND AND BOIL THE SEA! YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME! THERE'S NO PLACE I CAN'T BE SINCE I FOUND SERENITY. YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME),

Kingdom Hospital(Antibus is so adorable and cuddly! LOOK at those needle-teeth! Awwwwwe!),

Charmed

Avatar

Cold Case

Rose Red miniseries

Bones(Doctor... Brennan... is... so... HOT! And the hottest thing about her is personality!)

The Tudors (only saw the first season, but DAMN! It's awesome!)

Others that i can't think of atm.

Favorite Books:

The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass (Childhood favorite. I LOVE the idea of daemons. I just love them. I wish I had one soooooooooo bad!)

A Series of Unfortunate Events (I grew up on those really, but Lemony Snicket can get reeaaaaally annoying. "So here they were, running from danger, about to be killed... Oh, sorry, my ADD is kicking in again. Don't you love lemon pies? I just think they're swell. One time, my friend and I blah blah blah... Oh right? Where were we? Were they about to die? Oh! Yes..." Seriously, he'd just doodle for ten or more pages about whatever the hell in the middle of an action scene, oh and the whole "Don't read this. Dude, please don't read this. It sucks. Oh, did I mention don't read this? It's so sad! Are you still reading this? Well, stop! Stop reading this now! You'll cry! I'm not kidding, you'll freaking cry! You'll break down and need intensive therapy and you might even try to off yourself if you keep reading!" Yes Lemony Snicket, I will indeed get sad, frustrated, and want to tear the hair out of my head if you don't SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH THE STORY!. But no, really, I loved the series.)

Dean Koontz novels. He...just...rocks!(I have and have read over 20 of his novels)

Th Odd Thomas Series

Life Expectancy (both from Dean Koontz, but I had to mention them too)

Christine

Deamcatcher

The Dark Half

Stephen King has a few other gems, but... eh. He can get boring sometimes.

Harry Potter (Well, yeah. So I'm like in that, what? Over 80% of the population.)

Peter Straub (Haven't read too many cause he's a bit rare of a find, but bloody hell is he awesome. He deserves to be more popular then Stephen King! WAY more!)

Favorite of Peter Straub: Shadowland (It's a GEM! AMAZING!)

Personal fond book from Peter Straub: Ghost Story (My first horror novel. I think I was 11)

Favorite Movies:

Uhm... I really CAN'T list them all. It's like impossible. I'll list a few though.

The Puppet Master series (Really, just the first and third movie. The rest were so horrible but I watched a lot of them anyway because I'm a damn fan!)

Sssssss (lol, I love saying the name. Have you ever seen Sssssss?)

Serenity (DUUUUH!)

The Brothers Bloom (_ Dude, epic symbolism. Watch the commentary and they'll tell you just how much of it there is. And when I learn the details, holy shit. The movie is beautiful already and made me cry at the end, but wow, it's such a masterpiece. Oh, and serious foreshadowing. Oh, so awesome and beautiful! It's... amazing. Everything a movie should be!)

Brick (It tortured me too though. I'm like sitting there watching and waiting and waiting for something to HAPPEN or for it to get better or see where it's going. Then in the middle of the movie, nothing happens, but I can't stop because I just HAVE to see how it ends. Then it ended and I was like "Huh, not bad." If you plan on watching this, put the subtitles on or you will have NO idea what's going on)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (It's so horrible it's beautiful.)

The Covenant (Harry Potter can KISS MY ASS!)

Repo! The Genetic Opera (AWESOME! Loved the sick humor)

Sweeney Todd (Loved it, but I can soooo easily sit down and poke fun at the whole fucking movie. Which is some of the joy I guess. And dude?! Seriously Tim Burton? You can't just make a horror movie or a kids movie! You make a kids movie and it scares the shit out of most kids. You make a horror movie and it's all... cartoony and goofy with the blood)

Edward Scissorhands

Pirates of the Caribbean(If Captain Jack Sparrow and Captain Jack Harkness met there would be really hot sex)

Stranger Than Fiction

The Sorcerers Apprentice (epiiic)

How To Train Your Dragon (TOOOOTHLEEEESS!)

Kick Ass (is sooo Kick ASS! Hit Girl is adorable. I want to adopt her.)

The Addams Family ( Duh-duh-duh-dum -snap snap-) The first two movies. Christina Ricci is so cute!

Casper (The prequel and sequel tear it apart and murder it so bad it's not even funny)

Planet Terror (Cherry Darling you sexy babe! You, me, and the hot doctor with the sedative-gun need a threesome right now!)

Inception (Coooooooooooooool. I love a movie that has layers)

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (It's what you get when you have four actors playing the same guy and it WORKS! Also, all the bad guys were awesome and all the good guys were fuckin boring and I wanted to hit them.)

27 Dresses

I Love You Man

Made of Honor

The Princess and the Frog

Kill Bill (HELL YEAH!)

Chicago (He had it comin ;) )

Happy Gilmore

Little Nikki

The Wedding Singer

Click (It made me cry in despair and laugh at the same time!)

Some other Adam Sandler stuff, but not all of it. Some of it is just too insensitive for me.

Final Destination (The first one was a work of pure art. The third one was comedic if you recognize it's not meant to be taken seriously. I haven't watched beyond 3 though. Pretty sure it lost ALL of it's uniqueness and genius)

Cursed (Hi Christina Ricci. Wow, you grew up into hotness since The Addams family!)

BeatleJuice( Beatlejuice! BEATLEJUICE!)

Cry Wolf

Sherlock Holmes

I like more, but I'm bored of listing them...

Favorite Music:

So much. The two that stand out to me the most right now are

Renaissance Faire songs(humor, dramatic, pretty, most of it really)

Florence and the Machine

and

The Pierces (Hot, sexy sisters with really unique songs. My favorites are Secret and Kill Kill Kill.)

14 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!THEY'RE BACK!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-attempt to fly off a high shelf

11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

14-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8...