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also, I am a impulse poster, so most storys won't get many updates This is real life for a lot of people, Taken from 'The Overpowered Author'
This is really funny to me Taken from 'The Overpowered Author' The Stupidest Things On Products On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits." (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Wow. That's really helpful) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Aw, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food!?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."(And that would be how?) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(But, it's just a suggestion). On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."(That's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."(the shoplifter special?) On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children.”(I should fucking hope so!) Boeing 757: "Fragile. Do not drop."(That means you, Hulk! Put that fucking airplane down, you might drop it!) Scoop-able cat litter: "Safe to use around pets."(Again, I should fucking hope so!) Baby oil: "Keep out reach of children."(Good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!) Hair coloring: "Do not use as an ice cream topping."(Yeah. My grandmother died because she thought my hair dye was ice-cream topping and put it in a sundae) Komatsu Floodlight: "This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark."(OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!) Earplugs: "These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe."(Are you sure? Lets experiment.) RCA television remote control:"Not dishwasher safe."(Did someone do this once...?) Road sign: "Caution: water on road during rain."(No. Duh. Sherlock.) This is really sad, Taken from 'sfaye-chan' Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be This is so true! Taken from 'sfaye-chan' A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. this makes you think, 'am I the people?' Taken from 'sfaye-chan' I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, rainbowstrike, sweethearteve143, sfaye-chan, Jackaboy This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this! | |||||||
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