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Personal Information:

Gender: Male

Age: 20's

Birthday: June 3rd

Likes: Overpowered Fanfics, Romance Stories, Yuri, some Yaoi, Video Games, Cats, Bunnies, Robot Girls, Devil Fruits, Stand Powers, Badass Armors

Dislikes: Flanderization, Improper Grammar, Rapists, Pedophiles, Betrayals, Flamers, Trolls, Liars, Abusers

Hobbies: Fanfic Writing, Video Games, Writing Ideas

Other Websites I'm On:

DeviantArt (TheCurryAstute)

Wattpad (RebornAstute)

AO3 (JokerCurry)

Personal OC:

Velhallen Beo

Age: Immortal

Appearance: Velhallen Beo has corpse grey skin, thin black lines running over and down his eyes as well as down his jawline, short black hair, red eyes shrouded by a pointed mask, and sharp claws. He wears dark green armor with a red 'V' insignia, a purple collared cape, black gloves, and grey boots.

Personality: Sadistic, Wily, Cunning, Cruel, Charming, Savage

Powers & Abilities

Multiversal Omnipresence: Velhallen Beo is a Multiversal Entity with no true physical form. He manifests himself in every single universe as a solo independent evil to torment others. His evil is also the source of other evils coming into creation, such as Salem from RWBY and Ragyo Kiryuin from Kill la Kill. This is the reason he appears/will appear in many of my stories, each with a different origin but still a highly dangerous evil.

Multiversal Omnimalevolence: Velhallen Beo is a source of infinite evil and cruelty who exists to create evil in every single universe to torment the forces of Good.

Dark Magic: Velhallen Beo is adept in Dark Magic, which he can use for various purposes such as Matter Manipulation, Teleportation, Mind Control, Telekinesis, Telepathy, Summoning, Shapeshifting, Elemental Manipulation, and more.

Universal Power Mimicry: Depending on which universe he's in, Velhallen Beo can copy that universe's power sets such as the Naruto Universe's Chakra, the BNHA Universe's Quirks, the RWBY Universe's Magic & Semblances, etc.

(More Info for him on my DeviantArt Account, TheCurryAstute)

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I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.

I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.

I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.

I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.

I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.

I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.

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[Awesome/Emotional/Inspiring Quotes]

"DO YOU THINK THAT I, ROHAN KISHIBE, DRAW MANGA FOR MONEY AND FAME!? I draw comics because I want to be read! That's the one and only reason. I couldn't care less about anything else!"

-Rohan Kishibe, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

"But, even a bastard like me... can spot true evil when he sees it! True evil are those who use the weak for their own gain, and crush them underfoot when they're through! Especially an innocent woman! And that is exactly what you've done, isn't it!? And your Stand gets to hide from the victim, the law, and the consequences! That's why... I will judge you myself!"

-Jotaro Kujo, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

"Yes, you hurt him, but this isn't the time to make this all about you! That is not helping! Maybe Steven would care about how sad you are because he always puts everyone else's feelings first! But he can't do that for you right now, because he needs us this time! We all had Steven when we needed him, but the only person who's never had Steven is Steven. He's always been there for us, so... how can we be there for him now?"

-Connie Maheswaran, Steven Universe

"As you know madness is like gravity...all it takes is a little push."

-The Joker, The Dark Knight

"The hardest choices require the strongest wills."

-Thanos, Avengers: Infinity War

"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive into a lunatic. That's how far the world is from where I am...Just one bad day."

-The Joker, Batman: The Killing Joke

"Ultron created me to be perfect. He thought that meant less human, to be cold and unfeeling. I wish to be perfect, but I believe that means to be more human."

-The Vision, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes

"But enough about me. Let's talk about you."

-Sam Williams, Erma

"The fact is though that the bad guys are always much better written than the good guys, and they're kind of irresistible to play because they're so much more fun."

-Tim Curry

"Imagination should be used, not to escape reality, but to create it."

-Colin Wilson

"Even if I'm hated! Even if I'm despised! Even if I'm useless! I want to prove that I'm better than the main characters!!"

-Misogi Kumagawa, Medaka Box

"Live for nothing, or die for something."

-John Rambo/Sylvester Stallone

"Listen up… You can pour drinks on me, you can throw food at me… You can even spit on me. I’ll just laugh that stuff off. But… Good reason or not… Nobody hurts a friend of mine."

-Shanks, One Piece

"The rifle itself has no moral stature since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."

-Jeff Cooper, Art of the Rifle

"I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast, they could hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.”

-Dr. Manhattan, Watchmen

"May the Valkyries welcome you and lead you through Odin’s great battlefield. May they sing your name with love and fury so that we may hear it rise from the depths of Valhalla and know that you have taken your rightful place at the table of kings. For a great man has fallen, a warrior, a chieftain, a father, a friend."

—Gobber, How to Train Your Dragon

"Answers don't give you everlasting satisfaction. Sometimes you need to brace yourself for disappointment. Now think about it. Imagine your favorite TV show. You've been through it all. The ups, the downs, the crazy coincidences, and then: Bang! They tell you what it's all about. Would you be happy? Does it make sense? How come it all ended in a church?"

-The Joker, Arkham City

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!

-Cave Johnson, Portal

"Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."

-Alfred Pennyworth, The Dark Knight (2008)

"There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. ...They’ll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They’ll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith. ...Ain’t that a bitch?"

-Church, Red vs Blue

"You think you're entitled to everything just because you've suffered, but suffering isn't enough! You can't just be strong, you have to be smart! You can't just be deserving, you have to be worthy! But all you have ever been...IS A BLOODY MIGRAINE!

-Dr. Arthur Watts, RWBY

"I have turned one hundred thousand worlds to dust looking for Anti-Life; looking for those who robbed me of my glory. I will stride across their bones and bask in the glow of Anti-Life, and all of existence shall be mine!"

-Darkseid, Zack Snyder's Justice League

"It's- it's the freedom that gets to you. There's so damn much, you hardly know what to do with it. It's not like Arkham. Sometimes I miss those padded walls. You knew where the lines were drawn. Which ones not to cross."

-Joker, Batman Telltale

"Sir, I am your butler. I am your aide. I am your medic. I am not, however, your slave."

-Alfred Pennyworth, All-Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder

"Thank you for the adventure..."

-Axol, SMG4

"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."

-Yoshikage Kira, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

"Yondu didn't have a talking car, but he did have a flying arrow. He didn't have a beautiful voice of an angel, but he did have the whistle of one. Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick-ass adventures and hooked up with hot women, and fought robots. I guess David Hasselhoff did kinda end up being my dad, after all, only it was you, Yondu. I had a pretty cool dad."

-Peter 'Star-Lord' Quill, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

"For all of eternity, you'll have to remain as Dahlia Hawthorne. A miserable, pathetic, weak creature who can never win at anything... And for you, there is no escape from that. No hope of freedom. Since the day you were executed... ...the narrow bridge that once stretched out in front of you has burnt to a crisp!"

-Mia Fey, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

"VoilÃ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

-V, V for Vendetta

"You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can't fool me. I know who you are. I know everything about you! I know you play like you're the meanest and the hardest, but actually, you're the most scared of all. I know you steal batteries you don't need and you push away anyone who's willing to put up with you because just a little bit of love reminds you of how big and empty that hole inside you actually is. I know them scientists what made you never gave a rat's ass about you. Just like my own damn parents who sold me, their own little baby, into slavery! I know who you are boy; Because you're ME!

-Yondu Udonta, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

"Protect them, Twice! They accepted me. And how'd I pay them back? By causing them more pain! I can't let it end this way!! Sure, my whole life, it seems like I've been a man falling lower and lower, getting duped. To you, my life looks pathetic, meaningless. I wandered around, searching for myself. And I found myself, blessed with friends better than I could ever be. Could a guy ask for a better life? Die, Hawks. But you don't get to tell me that I was "unlucky". Being here with them... I was happy!"

-Jin 'Twice' Bubaigawara, My Hero Academia