Name: Semine Midnight

Gender: Female

Species: That's for me to know and you to not

Likes: slash fanfiction, sci fi, fantasy, laughing, puns, raisins, Mr Tumnus, Foaly the centaur, reviews, disco, hip hop, rock and roll, heist movies, tabletop RPG and Final Fantasy

Dislikes: misspelling things, homophobes, needless cruelty, flames

Favorite Pairings: Holly/Foaly, Erik/Elphie, Trigon/Slade, Sly/...not Carmelita..., Pleakley/Jumba, Slappy/Walter, Susan/Oreius, Pooh-bah/Pish-Tush, DOC/MARTY

Quotes, at the risk of being cliche:

"Wonder what Rueben'll say."
"YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MINDS!" -Rusty, Reuben, Ocean's Eleven

"No magical alarm sounded, though I did hit my head five times on a pebble. Once each on five different pebbles. Not the same pebble five times. Just want to make that clear. Sometimes you human beings are so dense." -Bartimaeus, brilliant and powerful djinni, "The Amulet of Samarkand", by Jonathan Stroud.

"The word 'poing' will not be used in this novel. The word 'poing' will not be used in this novel. The word 'poing'..." -Kali Donovan

"Certainty of death, small chance of success...what are we waiting for?" -Gimli the dwarf, Lord of the Rings movie, "The Return of the King"

"That was so undudely." -Me

"Look, when it comes to tic-tac-toe, the chicken always wins." -my Mom

"I'm tellin' you, that is some tasty-ass tuna fish!" -Aunt Sue

"Nobody tosses a dwarf!" -Gimli to Legolas, fleeing the caves of Moria, Lord of the Rings movie, "The Fellowship of the Ring"

"You'll have to toss me."
"What?"
"I said, you'll have to toss me. I can't clear it on my own...don't tell the elf." -Gimli and Aragron, discussing a gap needed to be cleared in order to kill Orcs at the Battle of Helm's Deep, Lord of the Rings movie, "The Two Towers"

"'The one who dares to steal this book shall soon be hanged upon a hook, his entrails pulled, his liver cooked, his eyes gouged out, his backbone crook'd, for I would rather loose my purse, and he woul rather die in curse.' Rather makes the point, doesn't it?" -Geoffrey of Bardsey, "The Merlin Effect"

"I have the power to confuse the stupid!" -Helen, my little sister

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world." -Unknown

Do enjoy!