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 Author has written 25 stories for Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, and Walking Dead. "'What is the highest pleasure?' 'To hear a good story.'" -Vikram Chandra; Red Earth and Pouring Rain "We are all apprentices in a craft where no one becomes a master." -Ernest Hemingway You can find me on tumblr at lindirs-gaze, matthew-mcjohncenahey, or shadlinks. My AO3 is also lindir's gaze. What are you in the mood for? Adventure The Witcher Series: Embers & Inferno The Quinn Fleming Series: Playing the Hero & Where Heroes Lie - (Spinoff: The Curse of Belfalas) The Iron and Ice Series: Fëangren & Lómring Fluffy/Funny A Working Space In the Winter Light Archery Lessons The Son of Erebor A Twist in Our Story Angst/Action The New World & Children of the Apocalypse Winter's End Angst/Drama Red Leaves in the Summer The Fallen Oak Taking Back Time Stepping off the Broken Path Not to Cross Myself Out Crack The Fellowship of Evil Consulting? More Like INsulting Amirite? Up Top The Walking Alive The Hobbit: An Unexpected Parody It Was Actually About the Spotlight and the Wifi |
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Deep Roots by ealcynn reviews
A Fire Shall Be Woken Part 2. Winter creeps down from the Misty Mountains. In the Hidden Valley, Frodo and his friends prepare for their forthcoming quest, and the Fellowship of the Ring begins to form. Meanwhile an Elven outcast, the murderer now known only as Lith - but once as Legolas Greenleaf - fights for acceptance in a place that reviles him. Sequel to All Those Who Wander.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 108,193 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 2/15 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond - Complete
All those who wander by ealcynn reviews
A fire shall be woken - Part 1. A strange Elf comes to the Council of Elrond. Once he was Legolas Greenleaf. Now he is one of the Bodadêldir - Faithless, the Oathbreaker - and Aragorn finds that nothing is as it seems.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,451 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/2 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond
The Silent Kingdom by Freedan the Eternal reviews
One year after the death of Ganondorf, Link finds everything he cares for torn from him once again. In the company of Midna and Princess Zelda, he must travel to a faraway land to find an ancient magic power to save not only Hyrule, but the world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 1,099,627 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
the nature of a misunderstanding by vtforpedro reviews
In which there is a severe misunderstanding, a dwarf fallen on hard times, and a hobbit that wants to make it right. (Bilbo/Thorin)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,486 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/20/2019 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Clockwork Locket by drwatsonn reviews
Cassie Alderfair has been doing an exceptional job with being discreet at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But her days of invisibility are disrupted in her fifth year when an unfortunate night of mischief draws attention from the infamous Marauders, and a secret comes to light that may turn the tides of the war… (Marauders' Era) SEQUEL: "The Phoenix Ascending."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 262,546 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 1/15/2019 - Published: 2/24/2016 - [Sirius B., OC] Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Windows by themuse123 reviews
Mason and Eugene have finally escaped the Saviors, but the war is far from over. It's up to them to save Alexandria, but with all their broken pieces they find it hard enough to stay alive. As they forge on, Mason is haunted by her doubts: Do they even stand a chance, or will they be crushed under the weight of an empire? (conclusion to Heathens and Spirits)
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 272,411 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 4/10/2018 - Daryl D., OC, Eugene P., Negan
Spirits by themuse123 reviews
In the wake of tragedy, Mason struggles to remember what it is she's living for. But sanctuary offers much in the way of options. (sequel to Heathens) eventual militant!Eugene CH. 9 up
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,029 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/9/2018 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Rick G., Daryl D., OC, Eugene P. - Complete
Heathens by themuse123 reviews
"If you care, then eventually you die." After a dubious attempt at suicide, Mason joins the group at the prison, fighting her growing affection for them while struggling with demons from the past. F/F, BETH/OC *Possible trigger warning: mentions of self-harm, attempted rape* Ch. 28 & 29: FINALE.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,389 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 10/3/2016 - Rick G., Daryl D., Beth G., OC - Complete
Kill a Mockingbird by GwendolynnFiction reviews
John has found perhaps the only way to bring Sherlock home from his self-imposed exile after TRF. He is abducted and tortured at the hands of Moriarty's contingency plan. Sherlock hears that John has disappeared and must ally with Lestrade, Donovan, and Scotland Yard to get him home. By the end no one can deny that Sherlock Holmes is in love with John Watson. Hurt/Comfort BAMF!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 134,741 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson, Sgt. S. Donavan
Remember by themuse123 reviews
Each of the dwarves revisits their most striking memory of Bilbo Baggins. A little bit of fluff, a little bit of angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,095 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Bilbo B. - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2553 - Favs: 4,926 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Illusions by Italian Hobbit reviews
Fíli and Kíli get in a fight, and Fíli stomps off on his own... but when he doesn't return, it's up to Kíli to find him. But something has happened to Fíli, and he no longer seems to be the brother Kíli knows. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 126,739 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Heart of the Porcupine by GwendolynnFiction reviews
Guilt-stricken and broken after Sherlock's suicide, John lives the life of a subsistence hunter, isolated in the frozen tundra of remote Alaska. Sherlock returns to his grieving friend and attempts to determine what he so badly miscalculated. John was supposed to grieve and heal and marry. John was always the stronger of the two of them, after all. Slash Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,292 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Flow My Tears by Neferit reviews
Sometime in the weeks after the start of their journey Bilbo started to lose ability to feel. And then he stopped being able to cry, his heart locked from the suffering, leaving the dwarves at loss what to do.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Aftermath: Part III by thehammerofthor reviews
Third Part of the Aftermath series. The events that transpired in Part II have forced Ellie and Joel out of Jackson, but they aren't together. Now, each find themselves in unfamiliar territory, bracing to survive the oncoming winter without each other's company. The fracture in their relationship may prove insurmountable as they each cope with the miles that stand between them.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,842 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Ellie, Joel - Complete
Aftermath: Part II by thehammerofthor reviews
Picking up from the final line of the game, Joel and Ellie embark on a new adventure, unlike any they have had together: a life in the safe confines of Jackson. This story details their struggle to cope with the dramatic change, deal with the tension brought into their relationship by Joel's lie, and more. This is a "sequel" to my previous story Aftermath: Part I. Read that first.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,544 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Ellie, Joel, Tommy, Maria - Complete
Modern Hyrule by silver neko baka reviews
A Zelda theme park is a dream come true for most Zelda fans. That's what I thought when I bought the tickets for my friends and I. But when strange happenings begin taking place, we all begin to wonder if there's more to this place than meets the eye.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,083 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 12/24/2011
An Adventure of Sorts by TheVillageOfBree reviews
Tania Knotwise didn't think she was anything special, she had never been anywhere or done anything. She sat in her hole, by the window watching the world go by, hoping some day she'd grow the courage to do something more. Little did she know, you don't have to cross borders or battle evils to have an adventure, it just has to feel important. Eventual Pippin/OC Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Acheronta Movebo by tiger7210 reviews
I fought through a parasite-infested tree, a deadly cave, the belly of a whale, and countless temples.I killed the King of Thieves and saved this land. But when it was all said and done, I was sent back in time by the woman who asked me to do it. This time Hyrule will fall as it has before.But it won't be at the hands of Ganondorf. I saved this kingdom, and I will destroy it again.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 108,137 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Anomaly by darkemp reviews
"Shh," Khan soothed. "If you scream they'll come in here again. You don't want that, do you?" Beth shook her head, looking fearfully at the door. "You're wondering why you should help me," he guessed. She nodded. "You know who I am. You know what I am. You know what I am capable of." Her eyes returned to him. She nodded again. "Then you know I can protect you." - COMPLETED
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 116,554 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Spock, John Harrison/Khan, OC - Complete
Moonlight Lovers by queenoftheremains reviews
Two sisters join a quest with their father-figure, Bilbo Baggins , to reclaim Erebor. A dragon, hostile elves and pile of treasure is what awaits them. KilixOC and BardxOC. I raised the rating to T just to be safe. After all The Hobbit movies are out, I may do a re-write.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,330 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - [Kíli, OC] Bard - Complete
After Darkness Comes The Dawn by What'sHerName1 reviews
Set following the events of 'Into Darkness' and does contain spoilers for the movie. Captain Kirk struggles to cope with his death and revival in preparation for the five-year mission and his developing relationship with his First Officer only serves to complicate things even further. Kirk/Spock Slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,011 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
Aftermath: Part I by thehammerofthor reviews
This story bridges the gap between Winter and Spring. Joel witnesses the change that takes place in Ellie after the toll the Winter season takes on her, and does his best to help her deal with it while they press on towards Salt Lake City. The pair encounter obstacles, Infected, hunters, and plenty new experiences along the way. Concludes at the beginning of Spring in the game.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,125 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Ellie, Joel - Complete
Solicitude by Pants Are An Illusion reviews
Kíli falls ill. Fíli frets. Oin is otherwise engaged. Ori insists Dori will know what to do.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,836 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Fíli, Kíli, Dori, Nori - Complete
Words of one Syllable by GwendolynnFiction reviews
The landmine at Baskerville leaves Sherlock deafened. Unable to stand living without his friend John agrees to learn to sign, but foreign languages cannot be learned in a void. Sherlock helps John learn to sign by finally learning to talk to him. Deaf!Sherlock, Johnlock, Deaf, Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,447 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Dentist by Neocolai reviews
Modern day mayhem for the heirs of Durin. Kili broods, Fili is amused, and Thorin regrets dragging his youngest nephew out the door.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
True heart by Ellietastic reviews
This chapter is the first one so i dont want to give away too much but lets just say im the main character who meets link and has many secrets shes hidding. enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Link, Zelda
Beloved Monsters by Spiritual Stone reviews
"I'll just introduce myself properly, then," Link shrugged, even as he felt a pair of Stalfos and Iron Knuckles line themselves up behind him, "My name is Link Dragmire, son of Ganondorf, Prince of Hyrule. So, Sheik, now that we know each other," he smiled, and extended a hand. "How about I kill you like the dog you are?"
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,820 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Link - Complete
Merciless by 4753256386 reviews
this fic is bad and outdated do not read it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,345 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Lord of the Hunger Games by Archiril reviews
A new version of the famous books. What if Aragorn and Legolas in Northern Fangorn accidently turn up behind the fence of District Twelve and are forced to enter the Hunger Games? I made it as realistic as possible, so please R&R! : NO SLASH!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,064 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Legolas, Katniss E. - Complete
This is What REALLY Happened by Clouds On the Brain reviews
Nintendo loves mystery. For instance, the mystery of Grog's disappearance in the Lost Woods. Did he really turn into a Stalfos? Is Fado REALLY that creepy? And where was the Skull Kid during all of this, anyway? It was then that a fanfiction writer with nothing better to do wrote her own truth, feeling that Grog deserved a better fate, and the Skull Kid needs to be in more stories.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Skull Kid, Grog - Complete
Bent and Broken by Speechwriter reviews
Sherlock Holmes is many things: consulting detective; non-bender; semi-sociopathic descendant of the once-Fire Lord Azula. John Watson is many things: waterbender; ex-soldier; healer; live-in P.A. to Sherlock Holmes. And the man they find in the alley is many things, chief among them, dead. This mini-murder mystery is set 90 years after Korra, with the new technology that entails.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Cuckoo for You by Katia0203 reviews
It's probably wrong of me to let my cuckoos escape on purpose. But when a handsome man in a green floppy cap keeps returning them, I can't help but do it. You do crazy things for love.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Anju, Link - Complete
angels long fallen by Speechwriter reviews
The one thing Sherlock doesn't know about Jim Moriarty is the most important.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Companion by Skyward Princess of Time reviews
Things may change, but your memories will last a lifetime. Link shares a heartfelt moment with his closest friend. Post OoT, Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Link, Epona - Complete
Pimp Hand Shenanigans by 4753256386 reviews
"Do you really think you can out-pimp me, the Demon Lord of pimp?" Link remained strong and determined. "I know I can," he said with conviction. Ghirahim narrowed his eyes, leaning down slightly, "Prove it."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Brother by Sandra Phillips reviews
"I don't want to kill you... I want to destroy you."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Iroh, Ozai - Complete
Dovetail by silver neko baka reviews
Link and Dove are classmates at Skyloft's knight academy and they NEVER stop arguing. When Link finds himself partnered with Dove on his mission to save Zelda, the question is will Link her attitude long enough to complete his quest? Implied Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,252 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Link, Zelda
Accidental Outburst by IwaKitsune reviews
Accidents happen, there is simply no way to avoid them sometimes. But when the chosen hero can't keep in his frustration caused by that erratic day he does something he immediately regrets against his advisor. EDIT Jan. 8th 2016: Story revised and all chapters fixed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Link, Fi, Gondo - Complete
Odds of Ends by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Behold the alternate endings of the Zelda games, covering a wide range of genres and lengths. Submit your own idea today!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011
FALCOOON PUNCH by Lordoftheghostking28 reviews
Ever think it's weird that Captain Falcon always announces what he's gonna do with a 'FALCON' and then a verb? Well, in this Fic, he and Olimar and Kirby and everyone else bring that randomness to the max. LAUGHS ENSURED! T FOR HUMOR!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Captain Falcon, Kirby - Complete
Down Time 2 and a half! by Lordoftheghostking28 reviews
Link and Midna are back with their crazy non-adventures! They discover the uses of the Dominion Rod and how NOT to use it! They also discover the creepy guardian of the Sols!If you want to laugh, this is the place! Rated T to be safe with humor. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Link, Midna - Complete
MORE Down Time! by Lordoftheghostking28 reviews
Link takes more breaks, much to Midna's horror. In this epic FanFic, he will discover why you shouldn't shoot bomb arrows at random cliffs, and how terrible snowball wars actually are. Sequel to Down Time
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Link, Midna - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils by PacifistBrony reviews
Which is better? To be crippled by your hero, or to face the menace yourself?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Masked Dreams by Spiritual Stone reviews
Link, now a travelling Mask-maker, was content with his life without heroism, monsters, and enemies. But he finds that he has to face his worst nightmare, his greatest foe, a thing so powerful not even the Master Sword could kill it: His unrequited love.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,690 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Link In Pink by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
A parody of Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Zelda, Link - Complete
The Two Gerudo Kings by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
After 100 years in his prison, Ganondorf has escaped from the Sages' Seal and returned to the Gerudo to regroup. But you all know what happens in the Gerudo Tribe every century...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Ganondorf - Complete
Haunted by CrazygurlMadness reviews
"Our Poe is an old thing with no recorded name, I reckon. And the girl goes by the name of Zelda Harkinian." "Well, the good news is that she's easy to keep an eye on. The bad news is that she's obviously possessed." Zelink, AU, oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,727 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/31/2008 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Not Another My Immortal Parody by cinnamonprincesss reviews
Yet another parody of the infamous 'worst fanfiction ever' by XXXbloodyrists666XXX. Thanks to her for all the hours of entertainment her fanfiction has given me. It all gets a bit Monty Python at the end. T for referances to adult themes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Only in Hyrule by CrazygurlMadness reviews
I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Hylian Kings by CrazygurlMadness reviews
AU, Zelink. The eternal conflict between facing pain and running from it. In a world ruled by the Evil King, Link has to make the decision between running from himself in exile, or helping his childhood friend to reclaim her throne.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,528 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
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Not to Cross Myself Out reviews
Lori Deng jumps off the train to the afterlife and ends up in the wilderness with a broken arm. After a mysterious man named Strider offers her refuge, life becomes far stranger than she ever could have imagined, and she is forced to find new ways to cope with her second chance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,522 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/5 - Published: 2/15 - Aragorn, OC
A Twist in Our Story reviews
While traveling to meet her betrothed, Éowyn is transported to New York City, where she meets a pair of odd but friendly strangers and learns about courage, love, and what it means to decide your own fate. [Enchanted AU] [AU of Where Heroes Lie]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 4/18 - Eowyn, Faramir, OC
The Curse of Belfalas reviews
What begins as a peaceful trip to Dol Amroth turns into something far more dangerous for Éowyn, Faramir, and Toven. Rumors of a monster lurking within the bay and a call for help send them on the path to uncovering a dark secret within the city and beneath the water. [SPINOFF of Where Heroes Lie]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,962 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 2/28 - [Eowyn, Faramir, OC] - Complete
Where Heroes Lie reviews
Quinn Fleming never expected to become a warrior of any kind, or to find a family in this strange new world. But now the stakes are higher than they've ever been before, and she will have to fight with everything she has to save the people she loves. [SEQUEL to Playing the Hero]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 180,258 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Aragorn, Boromir, OC - Complete
Taking Back Time reviews
"This is not something to be used lightly, Bilbo. The shift of the smallest pebble can cause a landslide, just as the changes you make now may have drastic consequences in the future." [Time Travel AU] (Previously titled The Pebble Effect)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,224 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/9/2020 - Published: 3/15/2019 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Nori - Complete
Fëangren reviews
After being rejected from a guild of mages, Holly takes a contract as a mage for the Company of Thorin Oakenshield. Seeking glory and camaraderie, she joins them on the Quest for Erebor, but it becomes more difficult for her to hide the secrets from her past...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,951 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/20/2020 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Bilbo B., OC] Thorin - Complete
Children of the Apocalypse reviews
It's been fifteen years since the world ended; ten since Thorin and his family found a safe haven in Erebor. A decade has given way to a thriving community and a refuge for survivors, but as new threats emerge, ties will be broken and loyalties tested. The children of the apocalypse may be immune to walker bites, but there are far more dangerous things lurking beyond...[TNW SEQUEL]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2020 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Fíli, Kíli
The New World reviews
The world has ended; the dead roam the streets. Bilbo Baggins has been surviving on his own, content to stay alone if it means staying alive, but this all changes when he crosses paths with two young boys desperate to make it back to their family.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 42 - Words: 171,133 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/22/2020 - Published: 3/5/2019 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Son of Erebor reviews
Thorin is the last remaining inhabitant of the destroyed planet Erebor. He was sent to Middle-earth as a child and grew up as a human, despite his extraordinary abilities. He hopes for a normal career as a reporter in the city, but as new threats appear, he has no choice but to face his destiny.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2020 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B.
Stepping off the Broken Path reviews
One rainy night, Bilbo finds an unconscious dwarf on the side of the road. Things get even more complicated when the dwarf wakes up with no memory, and they must figure out together how to recover it.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/5/2020 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
Lómring reviews
Holly thought she felt the stinging cold of a snowdrift pass under her fingertips. Her eyes fluttered open, and she furrowed her brow, frightened that someone had been watching her. There was no one else in the room, of course. But her sudden, irrational fear was a painful reminder that things weren't over—not by a long shot. [Part Two of the Iron and Ice Series]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/22/2020 - Published: 1/3/2016 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] OC - Complete
Archery Lessons reviews
Thorin offers to teach Bilbo how to use a bow, which leads to quite a bit of awkwardness on Bilbo's part. [Oneshot]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/29/2019 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Winter's End reviews
Bilbo Baggins is a mutant, part of a new generation of people with strange powers no one can explain. He is perfectly happy to lead an ordinary life, until a disaster one rainy night throws him into the middle of the chaos brewing between mutants and humans.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2019 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Gandalf, Dís
A Working Space reviews
Starting his new job as a personal assistant at a tech company, Bilbo Baggins is not at all sure if he's up for the job...and he's definitely not prepared for his strict but undeniably attractive boss. [Business AU]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2019 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Elvenking Thranduil
Playing the Hero reviews
Swapping bodies with an ancient warrior is no fun, especially when everyone expects you to act as a bodyguard for a group of dwarves and a hobbit. Quinn Fleming has no idea where she is, how she got there, or how she ended up in the wrong body, but she decides to do what anyone would when handed a sword and a mission: be the hero.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,154 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Kíli, OC - Complete
Embers reviews
"The embers in the heart of Thorin grew hot again, as he brooded on the wrongs of his House and the vengeance upon the Dragon that he had inherited." Thorin Oakenshield's quest to slay the dragon Smaug leads him to a new world, with strange monsters and unexpected alliances in his path. AU.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/10/2019 - Published: 12/13/2017 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Inferno reviews
Thorin has returned to his own world, and is ready to undertake the Quest for Erebor - but he is changed. Will his people still follow him, or take him for a monster? [SEQUEL to Embers].
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2019 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.]
In the Winter Light reviews
Bilbo and Thorin get into a snowball fight. [Oneshot]
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2018 - Complete
The Fellowship of Evil reviews
Sauron decides to take matters into his own (figurative) hands and recruits other villains to his own fellowship. His goal: to invade the Shire and take back his One Ring. [Crackfic, OOC, general insanity]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,270 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 1/27/2018 - Gollum, Sauron, Nazgul
The Fallen Oak reviews
Grieving and heartbroken, Bilbo returns to the Shire after the Battle of the Five Armies. Following the dying words of a dear friend, he plants his acorn on the hill above his home. But something strange happens overnight: an oak tree grows, full and healthy, and with it returns someone Bilbo thought he would never see again.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,130 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 12/9/2017 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Consulting? More Like INsulting Amirite? Up Top reviews
"Welcome to London. We have small strange gays, drama queens in the government, eyes the size of the moon, and two year periods where time inexplicably stops. Enjoy your stay!" "I've been here before, so you didn't need to say that." "Foiled again!" Mycroft threw a smoke bomb and ran away, panting loudly the entire time. [Crackfic, OOC, general insanity]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 81,508 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/15/2018 - Published: 4/9/2015
Red Leaves in the Summer reviews
"I'm not trying to escape anything." Escape implied a prison or a threat, which meant that there was something he was running from. The life that Thorin had left behind was full of absences. It didn't seem possible to run away from nothing. / Thorin takes a job as a fire lookout in Greenwood Forest, where he meets his eccentric supervisor Bilbo Baggins. [Bagginshield AU]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2017 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.]
The Walking Alive reviews
The Walking Dead but no one dies. Rick has to find a way to deal with this problem once things become a bit overcrowded. And why is he the only one who can hear the zombies talk? (Crackfic, OOC, general insanity)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Rick G.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Parody reviews
Bilbo has been caught up in a crackfic in which Gandalf is a BAMF, Fili braids his hair, Ori is AWESOME, Gloin loses various body parts, Oin killed every five minutes, and Dwalin is 90% alcohol. Prepare for an adventure filled with stupidity, anachronisms, egos, rivalries, hypocrisy, majesty, and a certain party king...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,544 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
It Was Actually About the Spotlight and the Wifi reviews
Frodo goes on a search for WiFi Featuring: the Battle for the One Spotlight, pyromaniac elves, nose connoisseurs, Gandalf being a BAMF as usual, and general insanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,715 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Frodo B., Gandalf