Hello Fanfiction Readers,

My pen-name is therealhermionegranger98. I am a teenager, and I live on the Planet Earth. I have quite a 'mature' mind, so if you get offended with swearing, murder, etc., please don't read my stories.

I only update my stories sometimes, because I am busy for most of the year and I sometimes do not have access to a computer. I hope you understand this and please don't get angry at me ... thanks.

Yes, I know that I haven't been updating in a while. I'm just taking a break, in order to regroup my stories, and to refine my writing style. I only write occasionally, but I am trying to have longer chapters, with less confusing stuff (if you want confusing, check out The Things You Do For Friends.)

I have started on a few new stories, and am gradually working on those.

New Stories -

Harry Potter/Phryne Fisher crossover - Time travel goes wrong, instead of going back five years, they go back about 70 ... to Melbourne, Australia, in the 1920s. H/Hr

Oi! There's a War Going On Here! - Hermione doesn't go down into the Chamber with Ron in DH. Harry and Hermione talk - fake prophecy, H/Hr.

Stories that I am working on -

10 Things I Love About You, Hermione Granger -

Harry writes a love letter (not really) to Hermione, because he loves her ...

25.01.2012 - Chapter 2 coming soon.

10 Things I Love About You, Harry Potter -

Hermione writes a love letter (not really) to Harry, because she loves him. This is not related to '10 Things I Love About You, Hermione Granger'.

25.01.2012 - Haven't started yet, but story ideas are going through my brain.

10 Things I Would Like To Use From You To Further My Own Means, Hermione Granger -

Ron writes a love letter (not at all) because he wants to use Hermione's many talents to further his own means. Not at all related to the '10 Things' stories.

25.01.2012 - Have no idea how to start, but I have ideas for the 10 things.

Hermione Jean Granger and the Weasley Hunters -

Some of the Weasley's turn Dark. They start to kill people. Hermione finds out, recruits a force with most of the Order in it. This story is VERY loosely based on the book "Queen Victoria, Demon Hunter", by A.E Moorat. All rights of that book go to the publisher and the author. I hope that no one sues me for copyright ...

25.01.2012 - Have started, going well. Need more HP characters for the battle against the Dark Weasleys' ...

A Second Chance -

Hermione regrets everything about her life. About how she pushed away Harry when she married Ron, how she had to be a housewife instead of following a career that she really wanted to do, every single little thing. So, she builds a time-travel machine that returns her to her 15 year-old body, so she can create a better future for the people that really matter.

25.01.2012 - Not started yet, ideas pending.

Story Information -

10 Things I Love About You, Hermione Granger -

Rating - M

Pairings - Harry/Hermione, Luna/Neville(?)

Bashing - Dumbledore, Snape, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Percy Weasley(?), Molly Weasley.

The Things You Do For Friends -

Rating - M

Pairings - Harry/Hermione, Dominant!Harry/Girlfriend!Hermione/Submissive!Tonks (Harry's girlfriend is Hermione, but Tonks is his sub. So, Harry and Tonks are basically in a Master/Slave relationship.)

Bashing - Ron Weasley (when or if he returns), Ginny Weasley, Mrs Weasley

Betaing -

None of my stories are Beta'd, so please forgive any mistakes that I make. I will be looking for a Beta Reader soon. I am a Beta reader, so if you would like any of your stories Beta'd, even if it is a one-off, I probably will be available.

Pairings -

Harry Potter - Harry/Hermione, Luna/Neville

Twilight - Jacob/Bella, Angela/Seth

The Book Theif - Leisel/Rudy

Bashing -

Harry Potter - Ron, Ginny, Mrs. Weasley, Percy

Twilight - Edward

Logbook -

5.01.2012 - Hermione Jean Granger and the Weasley Hunters is going well. 1st chapter is basically about Hermione calling the best Charms, Transfiguration and DADA people in the Order (Harry included, even thought he is not in the Order), who are not large supporters of Dumbledore, and showing them a collection of 'home movies', recorded by Hermione, on a machine called The Board about the Dark Weasley's descent into Darkness, etc. This description is a tad confusing, but whatever.

24.01.2012 - Been working on 10 Things I Love About You, Hermione Granger, chapter 2. Expect sporadic updates because I am going to be really busy quite soon.

25.01.2012 - Updated Profile. In the 'Stories that I am Working On' section, under the story title and a bit of information there should be today's date (25.01.2012) and the status of the story. Still working on 10 Things I Love About You, Hermione Granger, chapter 2. Going quite well.

26.01.2012 - Happy Australia Day! I am going to be writing a one-shot, based on the book The Book Thief. It's going to be Liesel/Rudy, Rudy doesn't get killed, etc. Graphic - check. Lemons - check. Heavy snogging - check.

17.02.2012 - The Things You Do For Friends in on an indefinite hiatus, because I realised that the story was moving too fast and it had too many extra elements that I didn't originally want. I am not a quitter, so you may see a new version in the future. Currently, I am concentrating on slowly writing chapters of my other stories the way I want it - but these ones will not be fast tracked and confusing. Thanks!

Oh, and I will be browsing around for a Beta reader soon, so if you think that you would like to Beta Read for me, please PM me. It would be much appreciated.

A random thing I love:

This isn't very funny, but Hermione's parents names are Dan and Emma, and the actors who play H and Hr's names are Dan and Emma ...

So, therefore, by my flawed reasoning, Harry and Hermione should be cannon. If they weren't already.

so there!