Zaraki manages to summon his zanpakuto. Is it all too late? Secrets are revealed, but are these the answers he was seeking? Enemies, friends, who can be trusted? Who will survive the confrontation? Chapter 69 now available. Rated for language. Character death. When will this finish?

Shenny AU. Starting with the pilot. Sheldon thought a homo novus was immune to seduction and physical allure. But when a beautiful, mouthy neighbor elicits new sensations in him, Sheldon must discover a novel side of himself he never anticipated.

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Marik and his assistant Bakura present an easy to follow simple step by step guide to world domination based on their own failures..I mean, experiences...UPDATED Nov 05! After a whole year! Yea!

After Goku dies in the Cell Games, he leaves his two sons without a father. Who will step in and take his place? Series of one-shots. Not chronological.

Sam discovers a mark on Dean's scalp that Castiel recognizes as an old claim by an angel. No way Dean's going to be married to a random angel against his will. He'll go to the past to stop it. Set before 6.17 Destiel

A young Sheldon and Penny are forced to participate in a Pen Pal exchange. Is it fate or just dumb luck that has them find each other? In this story they are the same age!

The world is full of creatures that prey on humans. It is up to 'Hunters' to fight against the dark. Lucky Hunters rely on the help of angels they have bound to their service. Sam and Dean may be good Hunters, but they have yet to capture an angel. One day, Sam finds an angel and seizes the opportunity to bind the angel to himself. Little did they know what they were getting into.

After the apocalypse doesn't happen, Dean goes back to Bobby's house alone. He burned Bobby's body in the field. There wasn't enough of Cas left to burn or bury, and Sam was gone. After a few weeks of drinking and researching, Dean's ready to finally off himself and join his whole family, but a discount easter card and a sudden reappearance save him. Eventual Destiel. Human!Cas.

Sheldon Cooper chose to follow Don Quixote's plan for his life, including only loving pure and chaste from afar. That is, until a beautiful blonde woman moved in across the hall and changed everything. Including his life.

After Howard and Bernadette's wedding, Penny must face some hard truths and do some growing up of her own. Easier said than done. A series of unfortunate events can lead to the most fortunate of outcomes. S/P, L/A, H/B canon compliant.

Sheldon's turning thirty. To Penny's shock, that's the age of a mid-life crisis for a theoretical physicist. She'll help Sheldon face himself and his biggest nemesis - Kripke and his widdicule.

Penny gets her first major acting job in a low-budget horror movie; but she can't get ready for it because the guys won't keep their hands off if it. This story is Post-Season 2/Pre-Amy.

This is not just a story about how a shy History teacher and a hot-headed firefighter meet and fall in love. It's also a story about learning, about having the courage to throw caution to the wind and fight for what you really want. With a little help from some meddling friends, of course. (AU Dean/Castiel, some Sam/Balthazar. Still available at LJ or AO3)

AU. Dean Winchester does not do long term relationships, he's never courted anyone longer than a week. But an angel in a bookstore just might change his mind. Even if there are some dark secrets in their pasts.

When Sheldon and Penny begin sharing dreams, their relationship changes in ways they never anticipated. Sheldon/Penny. Multi-chap. COMPLETE.

AU, Dr. Sheldon Cooper is a brilliant physics professor at the university Penny is attending. They develop a unique bond over the course of time that blossoms into something more than either of them expected. Ch6 Update: Dr. Cooper has an ahem, 'interesting' dream and realizes that he doesn't understand what to do about his feelings for Penny. Thanks for the support!

"Your family, they're about a bajillion miles away, worrying over you, you're worrying over them, but you're away from them to protect them, and that makes you a strong man, because it's hurting you and hurting them too, but you all just deal with it because you love each other." "Is there a relative point to this pep talk, Tony?" "You're a good freaking dad, Banner."

Sometimes you just have to write the Draco Malfoy Finally Tells his Father to Bugger Off story. Featuring: independent!Draco, confusing!Harry, Ravenclaws, tattoos, and finding out how much of Lucius' wisdom was really just bullshit.

AU: Harry Potter was always a lonely child who received no love from his family. What if, instead of being an only child he had a younger sister to take care of and love? How different would the Potter-verse be from that one little change?

When a politically charged Magical world in turmoil suddenly becomes his problem, Kaiba finds that not all fairy-tales are just stories and sometimes, in the absence of a hero, even a reluctant Anti-Hero will do. YGOHP

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

Full title: When Edward Cullen Entered Hogwarts and Draco Malfoy Threw a Hissy Fit. Sparkling vampires do not dazzle Draco Malfoy. But they do impress Blaise Zabini.

The real reason Kakashi took on a genin team and actually passed them. This is when I wish the Genre list had 'crack' listed.

ON HIATUS When the boys drag Penny to Vegas for a sci-fi convention, she expects the drinking and the gambling. The husband, however, is a surprise. Sheldon/Penny

*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls...

[One-shot. Drabble. Post DH.] He's scarred, his psychologist says. Traumatized. In the States they call what he has the "thousand yard stare". Harry thinks that's probably accurate; too often he catches himself staring at what isn't there, remembering.

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

Tamahome and Hotohori have a bone to pick with the cast of the Twilight novels. But when the two sides meet, it's the bystanders who may suffer the most damage. FY/Twilight Crossover? Sort of. One shot? Probably. Highly Ridiculous? Definitely.

Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.

2002: At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Dudley discovers that every girl in the Wizarding world wants to meet famous Harry Potter's cousin. But there is only one woman Dudley is interested in getting to know. Written 2009, edited 2017. Podfic available at AO3.

When I told Dad I was afraid of the thing in the closet, he gave me a .45!" - Sam, Pilot.

Regulus Black was one of the unsung heroes of the war against Voldemort. But before he was a hero, he was a Death Eater, and before that, he was a Hogwarts student. Marauder's era, AU.

Once upon a time, there was a world where the dragons were noble and the white knight was a demon. Where the princess falls in love with the dark knight, and they help to take down their own kingdom. And where the dragons aren't vanquished in the end.

The younger Gamgee children find out what a proper 'pumpkin-night' is like. What is that mysterious creature in the fields...? Gaffer Gamgee, May, Samwise and Marigold.

And now for something different. Doulin used to be just a normal girl (well, normal for her), but through some very strange happenings she discovers she's a Byakko no shichiseishi. Now she's abandoned her family to help search for the remaining seishi.

multipart. haruhihostclub. Ch6. Patterns. The twins enticed in the darkness, Tamaki charmed with fairy lights; and Mori and Hunny seduced in torchlight. It would be Kyouya’s turn.

Five times Sirius Black laughed, and no one understood.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

Legolas thinks that Gloin and Thranduil should meet. He is the only one who cannot see what a bad idea this is. Teitho first place winner.

A couple of cranky old wizards at the club. Business as usual. Crossover with Harry Potter and Arthurian legend.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku

All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...

It was amazing what you could learn by looking into other people’s shopping carts, Anzu reflected. Life, love and groceries in Domino City.

A visit by part of the Fellowship to Minas Tirith's finest brothel teaches Faramir a humorous lesson about what women really want.

The Brotherhood has gathered. Five uncommon Men have banded together for a common cause. Yaoi writers everywhere, beware! Yaoi fics as seen through the eyes of Bleach's biggest ukes.

Kushina Uzumaki is insane.

Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!

Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]

When Ouran's Peter Pan grows up and leaves Neverland, he dons a suit and heads to the office, never comprehending what he's left behind.

Naruto and the gang, together, after he had embarrassed himself earlier with his choice of words. Somehow, the the topic turned to Limericks. More words. What trouble could that possibly cause?

Post HBP. Snape shows Draco to a safe house, a plantation manor with a haunted past. Draco finds out more than he wants to know about himself when he discovers a diary belonging to one R.A.B.

[AU MULTICHAPTER CRACKFIC] Tabula Rasa. The belief one is born unknowing. Dorchette's new puppy is no exception to this statement.

Lord of the Rings or LotR crossover. After the deaths of the Fourth and Rin, Kakashi joins ANBU to be a lifeless Shinobi tool. The Third who’s worried of this, sends the young ANBU on an unlikely S Rank Mission to the large continent known as Middle Earth

While returning from yet another failed mission, Kiba and Hinata discover the true purpose behind Shino's emotionless persona. Too bad it has to come at the cost of one of the most emotionally scarring experiences to ever befall their young lives.

Kakuzu tackles Ninjanomics. Because belonging to a group of S classed criminals is hard, but being their financial planner is even harder. Crack fic.

They were at the pool practicing drowning. [Team Gai]

Relations between the 11th and the 4th divisions had a history which many members, especially of the 11th, weren’t aware of.

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

Neville gets a summer job that could make his dreams come true, but when the war strikes home he get to know the Tonks family better and uncovers a conspiracy surrounding his own.

The Council of Elrond revisited. By a Sue. ONESHOT...followed by an unfortunate sequel to finish the tale.

Foreman considers the fact that no one wants to write fic about him.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

CrackFic. House's SUPERAwesome!Long Lost daughter pops up. glares at reader PUT DOWN THAT GUN!

Ron is ten years old and Charlie is leaving to go to Romania and start his work with dragons. The bullying from Fred and George becomes too much and Ronnie decides to stow away with Charlie. Part of my Quills for a Cause sponsorship for AIDS research.

Sirius is bored, Remus is ill, Peter has holes in his socks and James is blowing bubbles. Frank just wants a single dormitory. And Alice.

Mitsukuni Haninozuka is a thief. So, he steals. MitsukuniHaruhi

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

People say you can feel magic in a kiss given by your true love . . . or it could just be an irritation to unwanted germs. Eventual: MariaxDenny, ScarxLust, JeanxO.o?

Written last year in honor of Pi day. Gluttony dreams. And in his dreams, numbers fly forth. A what if story of who he might have been.

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!

Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.

Fruits Basket and Ouran crossover. Oneshot. Honda Tohru, commoner extraordinaire, will show Kaoru that it's possible to take that smashed pumpkin and turn it into something better. That carriages aren't the only things beautiful in life.

GaaIno. Takes place after my other fic Flowers for Gaara. After everything they have been through, what will happen? Gaara and Ino's story continued! [One shot]

Naruto x Harry Potter crossover. This is what happens when Orochimaru takes the concept of learning every jutsu in the world far too literally and the Sound Five pay the price. So does Hogwarts.

Challenge Fic The classic Naruto and Harry Potter crossover, except this time, Dumbledore isn't going to Konoha, and the Leaf nin aren't going to Hogwarts. . . NarutoHP

GaaIno. That's Gaara X Ino. It's Spring time, a time of love and blooming flowers. Romance is everywhere, except with a lonely flower shop worker. Could she ever find something special in a certain redhead? [COMPLETED]

Sesshomaru's personal thoughts and feelings for your eyes only!

House takes on the ultimate puzzle. And not in the form of a bolshy sixteen year old daughter he never knew he had, either, just to put your minds at rest. This has swearing in it, but honestly, it was for a good cause.

[AU] Naturally, being a high school student is going to suck but when you're a reincarnated Kitsunedemon with a fan club composed wholly of crickets... it's going to suck a whole lot more. [Yaoi] [GaaraNaru] [Stupidity] [Chapter 15]

The truth was, it didn't matter to the twins whether or not people could tell them apart.

[Team Ten drabble] There are some things that Shikamaru can always count on. InoChouji from Shikamaru's p.o.v.

Hitsugaya courts Yachiru and Kenpachi doesn’t approve.

The story of a different group of homunculi: failed experiments based on seven not so deadly sins, including Stupidity, Alcoholism, and Petty Theft.

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

Hokage Tsunade calls a meeting to address kunoichi enrollment. The discussion takes a different turn when sake is served. Find out what the women Anko Kurenai Shizune think of the men of Konoha! R for suggestive language

Suzuno Oosugi is unconfident, and only feels warmth in the presence of her father. However, her first day of school tips the ice, and the book her father warned her not to open may be her answer to changing who she is . . .

Off training with Jiraiya, Naruto literally runs into someone he hadn't seen for a long while. [Naruto x Hinata]. The story will be humorous and slapstick to start, but grow deeper and more serious as it evolves.

SPOILERS if you have not read past Chapter 170! A reference to Star Wars with Crack!Speculations.

In every life a little MS must fall... Contains ultra-violence, graphic sex, and mittens. Actually, no, but having those in the summary might get it more hits. PARODY.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.

ABANDONED. For this I am deeply apologetic, but I have completely lost interest and inspiration for this story. To all of you who have read this: thank you so much. And once again, I'm really sorry.

Shikamaru is in a bind. Ino's birthday is tomorrow and he wants to get her a present that will get him noticed. Maybe even get Ino away from Sasuke for a bit. ShikaIno COMPLETE

Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.

[One-shot] Hikitsu and Tomite spent two hundred years guarding the Shinzaho. How did they pass the time? Extremely tongue-in-cheek, but still fun.

Kankurou and Temari wake up one morning after an arguement with Gaara and discover that their younger brother has been babyfied. (One shot)

Oh, what a silly misprint. Of course that's supposed to be run, not rum. After all, we all know Sirius Black would never get drunk, right?

Ever wanted to know Sirius's "SOB" story? What happened during 7th year? Why was it his fault James and Lily got together? :) Guaranteed to make you laugh or your money back! :) Chapter 8! now up!

Izzy makes a passionate choice--and his friends are left to pick up the pieces. Character death, language--very much an angst story. Long oneshot. Serious subject matter.

Sirius is back, learning yet again. Only this time, he's been babysitting little Harry. RR please

LOL! I did this madlib d this was the result. you MUST read it! Poor Siri gets a bit drunk at Remus' x-mas party...

Fun dreams I've had concerning FY chars. Mostly concerning Chichiri, Tamahome, and Tasuki. Take a look! Am I sane? Was I ever?! ^_^

Naruto gets trapped in his Sexy no Jutsu form! But is there something more sinister going on? Contains yaoi and spoilers for all of Naruto. Note the categories selected.

Here is the third installment of the ‘Bakura the Master’ saga. Ryou gets the flu, and it’s up to Bakura to make him better. Yes, you have the right to fear for Ryou’s little life. FINISHED!

lem. Cursed be space constraints. An MS fic on its head: Mary Sue as a side character in a Hufflepuff’s life instead of the other way around. So, as she saves the world and shags her way through fanon, the Hufflepuff house goes about its daily busines

In an AU timeline, Soi is married to Nakago and has a pair of devil kids, Suboshi and Amiboshi. The dose of kodoku has had strange effects on Suboshi and Amiboshi. Can Soi find them before disaster strikes?

Ummm...this is a song spoof, to the tune of the Modern Major General song from 'Pirates of Penzance.' ^_^() This time it's...Miaka! ^_^

It's the anniversary of when Ryou got the Millennium Ring, and Bakura just has to throw the best party for him! Just one problem; Ryou thinks that Bakura and Yami are going out! How's Bakura going to handle a jealous Ryou? Epilogue!

“Never you fear, my girly-little Aibou, for your Yami is a master backseat driver! I’ll make sure you’ll pass your driving test!” This what Bakura tells Ryou. Who knew a car ride could turn into the craziest roadtrip ever?

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.

Harry is staying with the Weasleys and he and Ron get some garlic bread for a snack one day...Mrs. Weasley goes balistic, but the bread sends Harry and Ron back in time to the night Lily and James died....can a song and a magic chicken save them all?

Remus Lupin has come across something thoroughly evil, but there is no way around it, he has to use it. It is... the sewing machine from hell Weird fic, even when judged on my standards

This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.

I solemnly swear that Fred and George are up to no good.