
Author has written 4 stories for Super Robot Monkey Team, and Transformers/Beast Wars.
HI PEOPLE!
Name:Selena
Age: 15
B-day:Dec. 24
where i live: New York state.
Gender: Female
Family: Mom (50/50), Dad (Love him R.I.P) Brother same relationship as my dad), Uncle (80% HATE 20% love) and a cat (DEVIL CAT) Puppy( LOVE HER! SO CUTE!)
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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
This is about a little girl who was abused, if you care, copy and paste this in your profile
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
that he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its much too late now
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
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Birth Months: (bold yours)
JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts.Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.
DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical. (So True!)
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (I think my friend Nick is. Don't know for sure)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!!!!!!
Abortion is wrong
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If your against abortion, or if you almost or did cry reading this repost this on your profile.
If we want to stay United, like we claim, abortion has to be stopped...
Save another voice...because that next voice might be able to save us all... The only reason i think Abortion is not wrong is when a women is raped and found pregnant.
You know you're obsessed with Transformers when:
1. You see an airplane or helicopter flying low and you text all your friends to warn them that the Decepticons are invading.
2. You see a yellow Camaro with black racing stripes, black GMC Topkick, emergency Hummer, or a red and blue semi and automatically go the opposite direction so you won't get caught in the crossfire.
3. You see two orange and green identical cars pass by and you cringe 'cuz you think it's Mudflap and Skids.
4. You see a silver Pontiac and start sniffling.
5. You see a black GMC Topkick and start sobbing.
6. Your friends refuse to give you back your Transformers movies that they borrowed 'cuz they think that you're crazy.
7. You threaten your friend's Twilight movies if she doesn't give you back your Transformers movies.
8. You point out to your mom how all the cars that you've passed look exactly like so-and-so from Transformers then proceed to tell her exactly which side they were on.
9. You refuse to go anywhere near a black and white cop car 'cuz you think it's Barricade.
10. You eye your stereo nervously 'cuz you don't know whether or not it's gonna transform and try to kill you.
11. You give your car the royal treatment for a month on the off chance that it'll turn into a 20-foot-robot and you don't want it to kill you.
12. You spend all your free time at Wal-Mart drooling over the stupid looking Bumblebee toy and wish that you had enough money to buy it.
13. You can't decide whether or not to save up your money for the new Pirates of the Caribbean film or the new Transformers movie when it comes out on DVD.
14. You look up every single Transformers show ever made to see if it has your favorite characters in it then watch it even if it doesn't.
15. You buy the Transformers: Animated TV Series off the internet and wait for it to come in 'cuz it's comin' in from Ireland.
16. You put your Transformers movie poster on the ceiling because there's absolutely NO room for it and it was too expensive to buy in the first place.
17. You refuse to see Transformers: Dark of the Moon because Ironhide dies in it but you still watch that part on the internet anyway then curse whoever wrote the script.
If you like this then post it on your site.
Thanks for reading and let me know what you think of it.
ATTC:
Alvin wears red, is a smart ass, and cocky.
Simon wears blue, is smart, and thinks things through.
Theodore wears green, and is cute and sweet.
SRMTHFG:
Sparx is a red monkey, a smart ass, and cocky.
Gibson is a blue monkey, is smart, and thinks things through.
Otto is a green monkey, and is cute and sweet.
Those who have also noticed this may now copy and paste this into their profile.
If you think that JETIX should make a fifth season of 'Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!' copy this onto your profile and sign your username in it. Eliyora, Leader S, Otto is Awesome, Pikurosonai00, GIR Lover42, Jasper Dragonfly, Crazygurl75,
Here's something fun!!
A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times
Here's my name
S: Cute
E: Has gorgeous eyes
L: Smile to die for
E: Has gorgeous eyes
N: Can kick the crap out of you
A: Hot
YOUR GUY SIDE
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheels as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink a lot.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dresses, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.
Friends : Share their cookies with me.
BEST friends : Take my cookies.
Friends : Will ask me what's wrong when I'm crying.
BEST friends : Grab a baseball bat and they knock out the person who made me cry.
Friends : Know a few things about me.
BEST friends : Know EVERYTHING about me. From my shoe size to my secret obsessions.
Friends : Help me up when I trip and fall.
BEST friends : Start laughing if I fall down because they're the ones who made me fall.
Friends : Call me before they come over.
BEST friends : Walk right in my house and scream "I'm home!!!"
Friends : Will eat at my place if I offer them something.
BEST friends : Are the reason my mom has to go to store almost every day.
Friends : Will buy me a soda if I'm out of money.
BEST friends : Shrug and say " Better luck next time, buddy " and buy two sodas for themselves.
Friends : Will hide me from the cops.
BEST friends : Are the reason I'm running from them in the first place.
Friends : Will bail me out of jail.
BEST friends : Are sitting next to me in my jail cell saying " Dude...we screwed up... ".
Friends : Will share their umbrella with me if it's raining.
BEST friends : Will take mine and run off screaming " RUN, GIRL, RUN! ".
Friends : Watch my house if I ever have to leave
BEST friends : Won't let me leave.
Friends : Walk away if I start doing something weird, like a one person flash mob.
BEST friends : Join me and demand other people to join us!
Friends : Know my bedtime.
BEST friends : Call me at midnight just to tell me what they had for dinner.
Friends : FADE
BEST friends : ARE FOREVER
1 : (X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
2 : (X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
3 : (X) You have run into a glass/screen door.
4 : () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
5 : (X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
6 : () You have run into a tree.
7 : () It IS possible to lick your elbow.
8 : (X) You just tried to lick your elbow.
9 : (X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
10 : (X) You just tried to sing them.
11 : () You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
12 : () You have choked on your own spit.
13 : () You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
14 : (X) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice.
15 : (X) You just looked at it.
16 : (X) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
17 : (X) People have called you slow.
18 : (X) You have accidentally caught something on fire.
19 : () You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
20 : (X) You have caught yourself drooling.
21 : (X) You’ve fallen asleep in class.
22 : (X) If someone says “fart” you laugh.
23 : (X) You just laughed.
24 : (X) Sometimes you just stop thinking.
25 : (X) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
26 : (X) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
27 : (X) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
28 : () You use your fingers to do simple math.
29 : () You have eaten a bug.
30 : (X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
31 : (X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
32 : (X) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
33 : () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
34 : (X) You break a lot of things.
35 : () Your friends know not to use big words around you.
36 : () You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
37 : (X) You have fallen out of your chair before.
38 : () When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
Score : 25/38
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
FACES LIKE YOURS
BELONG IN A ZOO
DON'T BE MAD
I'LL BE THERE TOO
NOT IN A CAGE
BUT LAUGHING AT CHU
(my friends say this all the time @ skool)
Everyone has 8 names-
1)Real Name: Selena
2)Detective name(favorite color & favorite animal): Pink Tiger
3)Gangster Name (first 3 letters of your first name & add izzle): Selizzle
4)Soap Opera Name (street you live on & middle name): Brewster Noel ????
5)Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name): Sanno
6)Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color & favorite drink): Purple soda
7)Your Witness Protection Name (your fathers middle name): Martin WTH
8) Your Goth Name (black & the name of one of your pets): Black Panther
LIST YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
1. Bumblebee(Either in the movie, Animated, or Prime.Mostly prime)
2. Bulkhead
3. Arcee
4. Cody Burns (Rescue bots)
5. Kade Burns
6. Dani Burns
7.Graham Burns
8. Blades
9.Boulder/Heatwave
(Sorry 9 & 10)
Then ask the following questions...
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: What's the matter bee?
BB: I had a bad dream. T-T
Me: Aww! U poor thing *trys to hug him*
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: ARCEE!
Arcee: WHAT! We're both girls.
Me: -_-'
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: *laughes* OH MY GOD!!
Cody: WHO THE F* CAME UP WITH THIS?! :(
Chief Burns(Cody's dad) :Watch your mouth young man!
Cody: -_-'
Me: *still laughing*
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: Umm...thanks Kade. *stares at burned food*
Kade: Just shut up and eat it.
Cody: DON'T EAT IT! YOU'LL DIE!
Kade: -_-
Me*giggle* :)
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: *whispers loudly* CODY! COME 'ERE.
Cody: Yeah
Me*whispers something in his ear*
Cody*walks away*
5 MINUTES LATER
Cody*Creeps towards Dani w/ a bucket* *pours bucket of cold water on her*
Dani: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (:o
Me & Cody: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: AWWW!
Cody, Dani, & Kade: GRAHAM!
Me: Y'all can join, too
All: YAY!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: Blades! Are you all right? (:O
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: *GASP* BOULDER WOULD NEVER DO THAT! HE'S TO SWEET!
Me: *Holds bat* Heatwave, We need to talk.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: CHASE! I order you to listen to me
Chase: Yes, ma'am
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Bee*Activate Cannons* Say hello to my little friends!
Me: GO BB!
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Arcee: Oh alright! One joy ride and that's it!
Me: YAY! I LOVE YOU ARCEE!
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Cody: KADE! HEATWAVE! HELP! *Tries to carry me out of the house*
Me: *sarcastically* My hero
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Me: *Spill water on my front, looks like i wet my pants*
Kade: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH GOD! THIS IS TOO GREAT!
Me: SHUT UP! :(
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Bee: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU TWO!
Me: Just don't tell me what to do, and we'll be fine.
Chase: -_-' someone talk me out of this.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Graham: *hugs me* there are plenty of fish in the sea.
Me: *sniffs* Well...is Cody single?
Graham: :o -_-'
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Boulder: GO SELENA! But play fair.
Heatwave: KICK THEIR ASSES!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Chase: Is something wrong?
Me: H-h-hil-lari-ious v-v-vid-deo! *dies*
Chase: I do not see whats funny
Me: *dies harder*
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: HE'S SO ADORABLE!
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Boulder
Me: You hurt him, and I'll end you.
Heatwave:
Me: Don't kill each other.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Me: How would that work? My dad's dead, so Arcee's dating my mom, and SHE'S A GIANT ROBOT!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Me: INCEST!!!!!
Kade and Dani: *gag*
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Would 2 trust 5?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
1 accidentally kicked 10?
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
5 and 6 did a workout together?
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
7 won the lottery?
8 had quite a big secret?
9 became a singer?
10 got a daughter?
What would 1 think of 2?
How would 3 greet 4?
What would 4 envy about 5?
What dream would 5 have about 6?
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Where would 8 meet 9?
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Is 3 Gay?
How do you feel right now?
THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!
A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.
THEY HURT HER
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.