"Beauty and body will fade; in the end it will be my wit and wisdom that keep me,"

Anon.

Call me BB. Feel free to send me messages if you appreciate my work. Or if you just want to say hi.

I've made it my mission to 1) Create OCs in my fanfictions and 2) make them colored. There are not enough quality OCs and, when they are, it's rare that they're colored. I mean, am I the only dark skinned girl in the fanfiction business? I know I'm not! We must unite and create well written, three dimensional fanfiction! That's all I ask for in this world! *starts crying. Is comforted by manga and comic book collections respectively*.

I write for recreational purposes (at the moment) but I would love to improve in any way possible. Reviews -the good, the bad, and the murderous- are always appreciated if you really intend to help me improve. If you just want to be mean save it for the puppies you're going to go kick later. Or for the kitten you're going to beat with a puppy while driving through a field of bunnies with your Hummer. I don't think this message will stop you if you're determined to take a swing at me but I warn you: kitty got claws *3.

In any case, reviews rule old school. They are legit the only way I remember to update.

If I were a Hobbit, my name would be Meniver Goatcloset

and if I were a (female) Man, my name would be Ibaen

and if I were an Elf, my name would be Elvebriwen

and if I were a Dwarf, my name would be Rera

and if I were an Orc, my name would be Hilo

My nearest Tavern might be called The Boar's Head Inn

and my sword would be called Gomcatis.

I figured out the above at this website:

http:///nametranslator/index.php

Random Wisdom:

What goes around comes around. We live on a sphere.

Be content with who you are because being any one else is called identity theft. And it's illegal.

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