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 Author has written 14 stories for Death Note, Ironman, Harry Potter, House, M.D., Final Fantasy VII, Elder Scroll series, Hunger Games, Shaman King, Twilight, Lord of the Rings, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Avengers. Unfortunately for everyone involved, but probably mostly myself, this profile should better be considered a giant dump that has a lot of crap that may never be updated. Well, I amend that statement, generally if you prod me with a hot coal or any sort of generic sub machine gun I'll probably start writing some of this shit back up. And by generic sub machine gun I really just mean reviews. because i'm a review whore, if you haven't noticed. I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH I CAN'T HELP IT I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO LOVE ME TOO. find moar of me here, on fanfiction dot net, penname slexenskee tumblr / ao3 / portfolio / dreamwidth use dreamwidth or tumblr if you need to rant how much you want to kill me. profile pic can be found in the portfolio :') |
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Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 465,125 - Reviews: 5144 - Favs: 6,854 - Follows: 6,786 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 220,818 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 3,886 - Follows: 4,378 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,489 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 3,797 - Updated: 4/16/2020 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
Professor Strife by Basilton reviews
For once, Cloud has his life sorted out. Going from delivery boy to travelling healer in the post-Meteor world, he finally has peace. When Denzel travels back through time, he has to leave it all behind to help his son in the world he thought he escaped. But taking Hojo's job? That was an accident. Mostly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 111,112 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Denzel
The Little Guy by Toki Mirage reviews
The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,100 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 3,001 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Firesuite by VeltPunch reviews
Shindou Hikaru's life went, soccer, girls, soccer, video games, soccer. After his fateful game with Touya, elusive korean players and memories that never happened to him begin to overwhelm him-and amidst it all, a newfound passion for go is awakened
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,924 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Hikaru S., K. Yeong-ha
See you, Space Cowboy by slexenskee reviews
No one, not even his closest companions, really knew anything about Luke. As a bounty hunter, he had to have a certain penchant for odd jobs. This one was near laudable; retrieve the top secret stolen plans for the Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,983 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Obstructed Views by SpiritualxWolf reviews
Modern/AU. The violent murder of a beautiful, innocent young woman has some of the wealthiest men from the world famous Shinra Power Company involved. But things start to get a little twisted when a barmaid is called to be a witness in court. CloudxTifa, ZackxAerith, VincentxYuffie
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 12/30/2011 - [Cloud S., Tifa L.]
Rewind by x-Trisana-Skystorm-x reviews
Cloud Strife seemed to any other to be your average run of the mill, Saviour of the planet. When he ends it all the Lifestream gives him one more chance. To take it back, return to the beginning. To rewind. Time travel fic. Slash.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 139,660 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Growing: Shelke's diary by b17chofcerberus reviews
Post-DoC, Shelke starts keeping a journal to try and sort things out. Rated T for long words, slow-paced writing, mischief, and Shelke and Yuffie's dirty minds.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,689 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Shelke R., Vincent V.
Reflected Fantasy by Lance Murdock reviews
Lucrecia confides in Vincent about her fears about the Jenova Project, which alters the fate of her unborn child.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,659 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Sephiroth, Lucrecia C.
In Your Dreams by modeoheim reviews
Sephiroth's been dreaming. In his dreams he meets a boy with a bright smile and eyes just like his, a boy who's convinced that he's dreaming too. Sephiroth/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 238 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Twenty Five by grayout reviews
[One—shot] [Rude—centric] Rude's parents decide to give him a call on his birthday. Tiny MxM warning for the end.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
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Silent Weapon reviews
There is something wrong with the great spirits. Hao is wholly convinced that it must have started some time during the Shaman Fight – Yoh isn't so sure. Of course, Hao is the Shaman King, so it's not as if Yoh could argue with him. Or stop him from sending Yoh to the past to figure it out.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,097 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/14/2020 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Hao A., Yoh A., Matamune
Harry Potter and the Master of (Death) Expense Reports reviews
Tony Stark realizes he has a type: beautiful, red-headed, lost in something of an existential crisis and completely, utterly, way too good for him. fem!Harry/Tony (maybe) / MoD! Harry / OP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 555 - Published: 2/24/2020
Ain't no Rest for the Wicked reviews
And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,148 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 4,963 - Follows: 6,043 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., L
Secunda reviews
He had no other option but to follow her; because he couldn't survive out here alone. Here, he was helpless, out of his element; no other Career Tributes to ally with, no cornucopia to feast upon, no sponsors to aid him in his time of need. Everything he was trained for was useless out in this wilderness and all he had to hold onto was this girl. CatoxKatniss Skyrim AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,192 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Cato, Katniss E.
Make Light reviews
Harry Potter and Ginny are faltering. This isn't surprising in the slightest. Charlie Weasley happened to be at the right place at the right time, and Jacob Black ends up meeting his imprint at the local laundromat.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Harry P., Jacob
Under An Ancient Sun reviews
He wasn't surprised that his advisors had saw to it that the newly crowned High King of Skyrim would soon have a High Queen—even less, that it was the Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak
Aruarian Dance reviews
You can take the girl out of Wutai, but not Wutai out of the girl. After the war, Yuffie is married to Sephiroth in a peace treaty. Novella.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,389 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Yuffie K., Sephiroth
Silver Lining reviews
Meeting Bruce Wayne wouldn't have been such a calamitous occasion had he not been smack in the middle of his midlife crisis. And by midlife crisis, he really meant sexual identity crisis.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 437 - Published: 8/18/2013
Vagrancy reviews
Before SOLDIER was ever perfected, before Sephiroth, there was Hojo and his first successful experiment, the first SOLDIER to ever be created turned foul-mouthed assistant. Cloud Strife. AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,291 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
The Space Between Two Worlds reviews
The Council of Elrond, and the Fellowship, receive surprising help from a person they had thought would be unforthcoming. Tom Bambadil, or Harry Potter, takes the mantle once more to assist them in their quest.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 564 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Harry P., Aragorn
Visionary Eyes reviews
He breathed it all in. "We could change everything, Shelke." Cloud and Shelke find themselves unexpectedly in a time ten years before Deepground. Timetravel. Gen. Pairings undecided
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,229 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Cloud S., Shelke R.
Wishery reviews
Rachel lived a normal life with Cuddy, the smothering mother, House, the sarcastic father, and Audrey, the aggravating stupid sister. Curiosity was a lifelong itch and when a man named Simon moves in next door, Rachel begins to wonder about her parents.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2010 - R. Cuddy
Taking Tea in Dreamland reviews
Misa-Misa wasn't always Misa-Misa. Before that, was Amane Misa, waitressing at Cupcakes and Company poised for her big break. There's nothing in the world she wants more then justice for her parents, but meeting L first changes things.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Misa A., L
Can't Catch a Break reviews
'Look how far you've gone, Pepper.' She sarcastically primed herself, cynically reprimanding everything she'd ever done to lead up to this moment, staring into fate lined on a shelf. 'You're killing Tony Stark's baby.'
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
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