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Joined 07-24-08, id: 1645027, Profile Updated: 08-22-13
Author has written 12 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Twilight, Bones, and Harry Potter.

hi, good on you if youre actually reading this! Previously under the account name XedwardismyromeoX, but thankfully not anymore

i love to watch tv/movies, live theatre, BALLET, and to read and write...

I hope any readers of mine are enjoying my work, but please be patient (if i get the occasional writer's block I don't want to ruin a story by trying to write with it...so they might go on temporary delay if i do. Sorry about that :S)

I'm very traditional in my pairings...except for Harry/Ginny (sorry to ruin it for anyone who hasn't read the last book, but seriously, if you really cared you should have read it by now)...i never really got on that bandwagon wholeheartedly...but i do like Ron/Hermione..and Harry/Hermione (probs coz I love Harry, and am very much like Hermione, so I can easily slip myself into her character a voila! A mary sue without the hate!)

Favourite Quotes:

Edward Cullen, Breaking Dawn:
Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."

Dr Brennan, Bones:

Dr Brennan: "If you drive one more block, I'm screaming kidnap out the window"

Dr Brennan, Agent Booth, Bones:
Booth: "You know you're a smart ass, you know that?"
Dr Brennan: "Objectively I'd say I'm very smart although it has nothing to do with my ass"

Cam, Brennan, Hodgins and Zach, Bones:
Brennan: "I encourage independent inquiry"
Cam: "Your encouragement does not signify my authorization. If it happens again, I will take action.And I’m from New York, which means that I will take New York action. Am I clear?
Brennan: "Not at all"
Zach: "I'm from Michigan"
Hodgins: "Dr. Saroyan means she’ll make us watch musical theatre"
Cam: "Wrong New York. I’m more from the get-mugged-in-broad-daylight tradition.
This is not a high school science fair; this is the Jeffersonian Institute. Unauthorized experiments in forensics will get you fired"
Zach: "But...we're Hodge-Podge and Zackaroni"

Teal'c, Jack and Daniel, Stargate SG-1:
Teal'c: "Appearances can be deceiving"
Jack: "One man's ceiling is another man's floor"
Daniel: "A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell"
Jack: "Never run with scissors?"

Daniel Jackson, Stargate SG-1:
Daniel: "I would have asked him, but I was too busy being unconscious"

Harry and Ron, Potter Puppet Pals:
Ron: "Maybe he needs a hug"
Harry: "I don't want a hug!"
Ron: "Give me a hug, Harry"
Harry: "No!"
Ron: "Hugging!"
Harry: "I'll wound you!"

Harry Potter, Potter Puppet Pals:
Harry: "I'm Harry Potter, school is for losers, I'm totally awesome..."

Unknown:
"Procrastinators Unite...Tomorrow!"

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Exitus Acta Probat by JellyBellys reviews
After a series of catastrophic events, Hermione decides to go to the past to stop Tom Riddle. Story includes timetravel, Slytherins that aren't evil, romance, betrayal, death, angst, and some comedy thrown in. AU after OoTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 398,819 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 1/31/2004 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Harry P., Blaise Z.
It's All Elementary by iamdragonrider reviews
There's a Goa'uld using a local elementary school as a front to harvest slaves from among the best and brightest. SG-1 takes an unexpected approach in order to go undercover and neutralize the threat. Five years later, finally complete!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 151,759 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 3/28/2008 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Umbridgitis by Starrie Wolf reviews
A bet going around Hogwarts for the best prank on Dolores Umbridge had the entire school involved. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Dolores U.
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Somniare Securitatem by Vinividivinci reviews
Jack learns some history as he travels to a society similar to Ancient Rome. Accompanied by Daniel and Sam they have to figure out a way of finding their way back to freedom. Of course lots of whump, angst and adventure. Romance if you ask.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 135,195 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Scribblings of a Red Head and a Quidditch Captain by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
Lily James: Harry finds his parents' old diaries and notes from school. He reads them and discovers how the Head Girl and Boy finally got together. Includes Remus/OC and Sirius/OC. Halloween balls, nightmares, secrets, Voldemort and true love, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,476 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Vault of Mystery by JBean210 reviews
AU Year 7: The Trio plan to skip their last year at Hogwarts and find Horcruxes, but everything changes when Voldemort is killed, apparently by--Neville! And who is this new exchange student, Jonathan Crown? What's his connection with Voldemort, if any?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 321,991 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2439 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Do Not Go Gentle by wilteddaisy0176 reviews
On a mission to retrieve a downed satellite for Thor, Sam is captured by local savages. As she fights to escape her captors before she succumbs to her injuries, her team works to find her and discover why she was taken in the first place. Complete
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,847 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Need by thetruetruth reviews
One shot - Bones comforts Booth after one hell of a week, leading to heartfelt confessions. Could be end of season 4, but no spoilers in actual story. Formatting errors fixed I hope . 'T' just to be safe.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Ninth Chevron by wilteddaisy0176 reviews
Now complete... SG-1 must race to beat Ba'al to a power source capable of dialing a Stargate using a ninth symbol. Set between seasons 8 and 9.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 127,313 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Pretty Women in the Pumpkin Patch by K.E. Scrubbed reviews
As Halloween approaches, Booth and Brennan are on the case of several women found dead in a pumpkin patch. But when the case takes a personal turn, Brennan is on the receiving end of a few spooky 'tricks'... will everyone make it to All Saint's Day alive?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,357 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Naquadah Tipped Warheads & Banana Smoothies by A.M. Richardson reviews
Jack is captured on a mission, a typical situation for SG1. But this time he left something behind that Sam wasn’t.. expecting.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,122 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The General, TheColonel, theirChild and His Mother by A.M. Richardson reviews
She thought she had her life mapped out. Then came 360 pitch and yaw. Epilogue/Sequel to ‘Naquadah Tipped Warheads & Banana Smoothies’
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,903 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Plan by SkyeRose reviews
SG-1 plays Truth or Dare! Much fun ensues! Nuff said! Daniel plays evil matchmaker with Teal'c as evil assistant. Sam/Jack! Dan/Jan! Just a fun, fluffy TWOSHOT.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
BREATHLESS INTIMACY by A N D R E A C U L L E N reviews
I was breathless as I shaped my mouth to fit his. His perfect lips were pressed to mine. My heart pounded. I choked for air. BELLAS TALE. LOVE, in the end, CONQUERS ALL. the carry on from ECLIPSE REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,764 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Where I Belong by Dreaming Wide Awake reviews
What if Ariel and Eric hadn't met in the way they originally did in the movie/musical? What if, one day, they just happened to meet up on the surface by a twist of fate? Well, let's see what happens if perhaps maybe that was the way of things. Completed!
Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,205 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
I've Come For Me Gold! by akaStoryteller reviews
Oneshot. A little St. Patrick's Day fun for the boys. Dean has an encounter with a rather demanding visitor. Total crack-fic--I think.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sam the Killer by RoczaDeb reviews
Daniel and Jack try to convince some natives that Sam is of noble birth. Sequel to Daniel's Hell, but can stand on its own. Very minor JS.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2007 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Helping Hand by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
Ron decides to take Harry's place for Umbridge's detentions and take the abuse for a few days. Hermione helps. Cameos from Neville, Luna, and the rest of the cast. Hurt comfort, so be forewarned. Trio friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,841 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Exciting Life by LilyP-Writer reviews
ONE-SHOT! Ginny hurts herself during Quidditch practice and Harry finds the way to heal her...;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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The Forensic Anthropologist in the Warehouse reviews
Booth's worst nightmare comes to life when Brennan is swept away by a menacing enemy from her past. Will everyone come out unscathed? Rated T
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,496 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/21/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Humorous Aspects of the Mundane Wizarding Life reviews
When they arent preoccupied with preventing evil overlords from smothering the freedom of wizardkind surely the Golden Trio must have some semblance of day-to-day life that we can relate to? Oneshots to highlight the delightfully normal facets of Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Harry P.
Save Me reviews
Harry, trapped and abused, needs saving, but will his friends reach him before things go horribly wrong? A Harry-based abuse fic, huge focus on friendship, a miniscule bit on romance. Rated T, just to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D.
The Rosie in the Ring reviews
A case about family brings up some sore topics for both Brennan and Booth, with the potential to completely alter their relationship with one another, as well as with their friends and partners. Will eventually be B/B. Eventually.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Irreplaceable reviews
Booth and Brennan argue over something close to their hearts, but will their difference of opinion result in disaster mere hours later? Now upgraded to a three-parter!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Tenseness of the Testing reviews
Brennan is undertaking one of the biggest tests of her career, but an unexpected appearance of someone from her past throws her; can Booth help our favourite forensic anthropologist overcome this hurdle? Spoilers for Mayhem on a Cross, thus the rating
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Forgiveness is a Lifetime Away reviews
Booth reflecting after a case he had hoped he would never have to face.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
No Need to Say Goodbye reviews
After years of dodging around their feelings for one another, an unexpected turn of events has cut Booth and Brennan's time together agonisingly short. Will they sort things out before their inevitable separation? An angsty oneshot, so please review!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Sweets and Georgia: A Love Story reviews
A shameless Mary Sue, written as a gift for my friend's birthday. If that hasnt completely repelled you, this is a oneshot in which Dr Sweets finds his soulmate in the shape of his most recent client- Georgia
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - L. Sweets - Complete
The Worst Way to Lose Her reviews
Angela's sick, and the staff at the Jeffersonian are becoming more and more forlorn. A bit of B/B hurt/comfort at the beginning, but mainly just a focus on friendship, not romance
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - J. Hodgins, Angela M. - Complete
Plaguing SG1 reviews
When SG-1 travels to a planet, they can't refuse the plea of a young boy to help his family. Will this compassionate decision lead to disaster for the team?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,536 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008
A Collision of Fate reviews
Bella's peaceful weekend is disrupted with a life-threatening accident, but will she be able to survive this latest disaster?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward