D McVettyhide bio
 Author has written 40 stories for South Park, Army of Two, Left 4 Dead, Boondock Saints, Pandorum, Supernatural, Doctor Who, A song of Ice and Fire, Sherlock, and Avengers. I ship everyone, I'm a Ship Captain. I love everyone's ships, I'm like a passenger boat Captain. I am not who you think I am, even if you think I'm me. I'm the coolest fecking hipster you'll ever meet. Follow my Tumblr, gatewaylesbian.tumblr I'm a slow writer in summer, many apologies. I love reviews more than anything else on the internet. That means a lot because I can order Dominos online, and I love pizza. I think should implement a "like / dislike" function for stories, for lazy people who don't want to review. |
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Prayers to Sweet Destruction by ElleOL reviews
That's the thing about PTSD: it creeps up on you. You never see it coming, and you never notice it taking its deathly grip around your neck until it's too late. The gas is filling Tony's car, and no-one is coming to save him. But does he want to be saved?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The one where Clint was ridiculous by MarlaMonster reviews
He was already deep by the time he realized he was screwed.Clint knew better than to fall for his handler and yet...
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
But In Your Dreams, Whatever They Be by kototyph reviews
Five times people passed out on Dean, and one time he returned the favor.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
Ready to Start by Petroica traversi reviews
Gregory brings home an unexpected surprise from one of his jobs. Christophe's reaction is even more surprising.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Christophe, Gregory
if you're coming, come prepared for a fight by CriesofCapricorn reviews
"Dean fidgets in Sam's clutch, throwing his hands up in the air and bouncing up and down on Sam's leg to the greatest extent possible. "Sam! Lemme go! Don't wanna eat! Don't wanna sit! Don't wanna look like a hobo in this owewsized Led Zeppwin T-shirt."
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Drinking to forget by Gtfo1578 reviews
After the big reveal, this is how I think 'Family Matter' should have ended. So ya spoilers 6.07
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Seize The Day by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Ike returns to South Park after a near ten-year absence, looking for answers. But he might not like what he finds. Slash, complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,223 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Ike B. - Complete
The Left Field by ketamine.methanol reviews
If you live your life backwards, you die before you're born, and you don't have anything to look forward to at the end. Kenny - possibly K2. But mostly just Kenny. T for language and some mature content.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
The Flâneur by smattering-of-words reviews
Pip/Kyle, Pip's POV. Pip has spent most of his life detatched from others, yet when an assignment pairs him up with the boy he has obsessed over for years he's about to learn there's more to life than cigarettes, teasing Frenchies and Stephen Fry Novels.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,721 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Pip P., Kyle B.
Valar Morghulis by Min Daae reviews
Arya and Sandor, on the road to nowhere. The interaction this author would kill to see more of, written out. People die, obviously. Look at the characters.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Arya S., Sandor C. - Complete
In The Dark by Wishmaster Kami reviews
Christophe/Kenny; Christophe doesn't do relationships, and Kenny's not pushing. He just needs a place to stay once in a while. It's a comfortable routine, until a life changing decision and a forgiveness Christophe doesn't believe he deserves.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,356 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Christophe, Kenny M.
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
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Recovery reviews
Tony never came back from the other side of the universe, and was proclaimed lost in the battle with the Chitauri. Pepper and Natasha's relationship developed further, into romance. There's plot if you squint. Mostly a shameless excuse to practice writing porn.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Pepper P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
A Good Man reviews
Steve Rogers speaks at Tony Stark's funeral, but he doesn't want to be there. He wants revenge. /set several months after the movie, Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,847 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
A Wolf and Her Dog reviews
Arya Stark remembers. When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. Every pack she's tired to make left her, until now. Set in ASOS.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Arya S., Sandor C.
Back Again reviews
Castiel's ambitions are growing. With Purgatory open, and the Souls giving him power, he forgets who he was and becomes who he thinks he should have been. Meg and Dean have an uneasy truce to save the Angel from himself. /CasxMeg Alt S7
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Castiel, Meg
Soup reviews
Jim is sick, and it falls on Seb's shoulders to take care of him. Pure in character fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
The Final Problem reviews
Arguing with Moriarty was like talking to a brick wall with a loaded gun. In the end, he had to watch it happen, anyway. /Mormor
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/6/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Comforting the Enemy
John Watson is grieving the loss of Sherlock Holmes when he finds a mysterious man who seems to share his pain. /Oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Published: 3/31/2012 - John W. - Complete
Nothing! reviews
Something is wrong in the TARDIS, but the Doctor isn't telling. /Comic Relief oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2012 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Fluidity reviews
Sebastian Moran is a hitman, he's dangerous, and he's about to learn that gender is as fluid as sexuality. Total crack. Drabble. Moriarty/Moran
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Ghosts reviews
One week after Reichenbach, John Watson walks past a phone box and is abducted by a mad man in a tweed suit to discover Sherlock Holmes is alive, and so is Moriarty. Now, John and Sherlock are faced with an uncertain future and surprising enemies.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, John W.
Pick the Pieces Up reviews
An accident takes Kyle's life, and Cartman is left to wonder how it is they came to be so close. /Kyman, character death
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
It Also Travels in Time reviews
The Doctor gave Rose a choice. When she said no, where did he go? She never asked, and he never told her. Rose Tyler wasn't a fixed point in time. /oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Song of Wholock
When the Doctor shows up in Sherlock and John's kitchen, he begins them on a wild chase through Westeros to help Eddard Stark. Crossover of DW, Sherlock, and ASOIAF Game of Thrones
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, John W.
Officer Down
Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak are officers in Austin, Texas. A simple job ends with one of them dead. /AU drabble non-slash but could be read as such
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Shave and a Haircut reviews
Mole is digging a tunnel. La Resistance lives on. /Set in school days
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Goin' Down to Denver reviews
Jealousy is a thing which only lovers have. /Companion story to "Pick the Pieces Up." Eric's POV on the way to Denver that fateful night.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
All Alone reviews
Everyone has left Cartman and South Park behind. Everyone, except Kyle. /Kyman drabble
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fresh Graves reviews
Butters is the only one who seems to remember. Everyone else thinks he's crazy. Short Bunny drabble for Dylan. Enjoy
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Nine Minutes reviews
Anything more than nine minutes and things begin to go South. Fifty seconds to go. / light Grestophe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
As Good as it Gets reviews
Shepard doesn't know how long he's been awake. He doesn't know what they are. He only knows the beating of his heart and the pounding of his feet against the cold metal floor. Oneshot
Pandorum - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Shepard - Complete
Expedition : Pandorum reviews
They've grown up with the bedtime stories about the landing, they've made a hero of Bower and a villain of Gallo. Now the citizens of Tanis will know more about themselves and the doomed planet they came from. None of them are ready for the truth.
Pandorum - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2011
Erimus Pastores reviews
Murph and Conn return from a life-threatening scenario set after the first movie. In which there is a lot of PWP going on. You've been warned of the smut. Murpy x Connor
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Complete
Look reviews
Whats so hard to understand about a Love Triangle? Craig/Kenny/Kyle, for Ketamine Methanol /heart
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M.
Blue Eyes reviews
Butters has lived without his mother in the house for two years. All of South Park thinks she's staying with her sister, but they couldn't be further from the truth. Linda Stotch is about to come back and shatter his new world. / Bunny *Summary Update*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Next! reviews
The boys are on a reality dating show where they get to choose how long the date is. With Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Tweek and Butters, somethings gotta go wrong. / T for highly extensive swearing / My First OC Story, accepting OCs!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010
We Wont Stop 'till we have Underpants reviews
Tormented by nightly visits, the unhinged Tweek hires a particular mercenary to protect his underwear from the gnomes for a night. / grade school story
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Tweek T. - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
Kenny never forgets, but he will forgive this one time. / KennyxMole... Kestophe? oneshot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Christophe, Kenny M. - Complete
Until the End reviews
MAJOR '40TH DAY' SPOILERS! / After Shanghai, Rios and Salem eke out a living as bouncers at a nightclub. Their lives are looking up, but nothing can go right for too long. / Character death
Army of Two - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - E. Salem, T. Rios
I Hate reviews
I hate elevators. I hate zombies. I hate peanut butter, stairs, escalators, mopeds, Wal-Mart, and old people. But I don't hate my vest. And I just found out I don't hate heaven. / Franciscentric / character death / humor / oxymorons / one shot
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Francis - Complete
The Taming of the Mole reviews
Gregory and Wendy are happy together, and Mole should be happy for them. When Stan Marsh comes into the picture, Mole begins to see things a little differently. But its just a job, right? Wendy/Christophe crack pairing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Christophe, Wendy Testaburger
Vendetta reviews
Called to a mission by Alice, Salem and Rios are supposed to meet at the airport, but a terrifying car crash stops all that. Now Rios is on the warpath to find a guy who's been stalking them for months, and who didn't want them to leave the states.
Army of Two - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - T. Rios, E. Salem
Left Behind reviews
Just when things couldn't get better, he finds himself stuck in the middle of heavy gunfire with no sign of Rios to the Rescue. /Salem-centric
Army of Two - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - E. Salem, T. Rios - Complete
Puppy Love reviews
Gregory helps Mole tackle his greatest fear head-on. 'Cuz they call it puppy love.-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Christophe, Gregory
Of Death and Life reviews
Damien is dead center in a love triangle when he realizes he loves the small British boy he spends his time with, but he has become completely smitten with the seldom-seen Kenny McCormick. "Dip" *201 spoilers* - discontinued SORRY
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010
After Hours reviews
Kyle, Gregory, and Christophe have been running jobs together for years. Living in Detroit with Cartman, Kyle promises to be safe on his next job. When he comes back broken and bloody, the ends unravel to reveal a deeper secret than he could have imagind
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Denver reviews
Oneshot. Kyle confronts Ike about his late night out. Ike is on the defensive, and Kyle feels that he may be hiding something more important than a night of drinking with Tweek. Dramatic fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Ike B., Kyle B. - Complete
24: The Butters Story reviews
He went missing on June 5th, while searching for firewood. P.I. Cartman has 24 hours to find him before all leads go cold. With so much time already slipping away, its race against the ticking clock to find their missing classmate. 5th Grade
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010
All Mercenaries go to Hell reviews
Mole and Kenny became best friends after their stint in Hell together. Years later, in High School, Mole has to go on a three week job and Kenny has to cover for the absent Mercenary. Complete
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,326 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Christophe, Kenny M. - Complete
The Truth reviews
I must have been a masochist." Kyle reflects on his love-hate relationship with Cartman. Yes, my first Kyle/Cartman / 'Kyman' story. Again, T just because it is South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Don't Be Gay reviews
Kyle is having some troubles with his thoughts about Stan, so he gets some help from an unlikely source. Light Style. T just because its South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Kyle B. - Complete