What will happen when Artemis Fowl has to team up with the LEP to find a special stone that could grant eternal life?

Songfic that I wrote in my spare time. Written from Artemis' point of view. Hope you all enjoy!

Captain(now Commander) Holly Short has a cousin, and that cousin is in the LEP. Artemis now has Children and lets me say they have a fun childhood, almost as bizarre as Artemis's. I suck at summaries. Rated T for future violence and language

After abstaining from masturbation, Holly Short realizes her pent-up emotions and sexual frustrations originated from Artemis Fowl himself. Foaly concocts a plan to lose both of their virginities. Cute. (SMUT, LEMON, WHATEVER THE HELL YOU CALL IT.)

Artemis wakes up in Fowl Manor, but it isn't the world he has come to know. Time Travel, post LG, no pairings.

AU. Artemis is a cross-breed monster, a result of an experiment by the gods that dropped him on Earth after it failed. He is hated and feared by most of the other inhabitants of Earth, monster and human alike. He lives his life secluded from the rest of the world, until one fateful encounter in the forest leaves him with a duty to protect the elf he accidentally made a target. A/H.

a mother will always love her child, no matter what happens post Time Paradox before Atlantis Complex

He should have said thank you but he never did

Artemis Fowl wakes up from one particular and without realising he starts to fall in love with Holly Short, can he make this a fully fledged reality or will it crash and burn their already strong friendship. But little does he know that she already has feelings for him. this is an ongoing story and is rated M for future Lemons whenever they may surface.

A one-shot into the build-up to the science fair that resulted in Opal and Foaly's rivalry, and all the fall out thereof.

A member of the Council is dead. The LEP suspect Artemis Fowl. What could go wrong.

As Butler waits to hear back about how Artemis is doing in Haven with Dr. Argon, Juliet moves back to the manor. A character study into Juliet with a side of Butler-Fowl family dynamics.

Artemis can't sleep, so he elicits the help of a Butler. That's what they're there for, right? Warning: Contains explicit adult content. For mature audiences only. Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl or any of the characters represented in this fanfic!

ONESHOT! Artemis can't sleep, so he elicits the help of a Butler. That's what they're there for, right? Warning: Contains explicit adult content. For mature audiences only. Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl or any of the characters represented in this fanfic!

Using her mad genius, Opal Koboi is back! Or not. The philosophers and neurologists are still wondering how she did it, but obviously, this is Opal Koboi. Child size. Due to bureaucratic hot potato passing and general controversy. No one wants to care for Koboi. Especially one that has turned feral due to being abandoned in a lab. Now, Short is to take the fall. Good luck, Captain!

It's been a few months since Artemis Fowl has been mindwiped by the LEP when he notices peculiar glitches around, and ends up discovering an uncanny dimension : the Wired. Artemis' lust for power takes over, and as he has forgotten all about his spark of decency, the fairies will face the consequences of distrusting him. Set after The Eternity Code.

An OC x Artemis Fowl fic. I do not own the cover image. Hope you enjoy!

After a simple conversation turns into a devastating fight, our heroes' friendship looks to be over. In a desperate attempt to save it, Holly starts a chain of events that can only be played out to the end to possibly be stopped, and has to face the repercussions of her careless words. Dark content, torture, and a whole lot more.

The festive season rolls around quickly in these parts and not everybody is feeling so jolly about it. On the back of "A Kindred Christmas", life hasn't quite finished with the Butlers yet - there's always someone trying to ruin any possibility of a nice, quiet yuletide. With extra helpings of bullets and baubles, here's your yearly dose of explosive gruff!fluff. May Contain Magic.

A deranged man blames Butler for the death of his young daughter and he knows exactly how to get his revenge. Warnings for violence. Artemis is over 18.

In which Juliet and Artemis use Butler as a heater.

Artemis Senior reflects on his past and the people he’s lost as he deals with his own current insecurities regarding his wife and son. Takes place between books 4 & 5 , as well as decades before then. More action than the description reflects. There will be violence.

A collection of random, hilarious and mostly OOC oneshots that will have you laughing (maybe cringing too) while I experiment with the utterly improbable for the Fowl universe. Latest; Foaly has been trying for months on end, but the magical night finally comes when he actually hacks into Artemis's diary. Taking requests; even the weirdest ones, so bring it on.

Julius Root was once young, impulsive, reckless and stupid- well, maybe not stupid. Root liked to think that at fifty years old, fresh out of the Academy, he was a smarter rookie than most. Julius was once young, promising and at the top of his class. Then the Academy's only female elf, the headstrong and doubly promising Raine Vinyáya, broke a flight speed record.

Artemis Fowl has been murdered by a vague creature, what else? It seems that a dead pixie has been resurrected and without the criminal mastermind and hero of the fairy people against the creature and a resurrected villain. Foaly and Holly must take care of it without the help of Fowl. Can they do it, can they save the fairy people from the destruction of the fairy population?