You can't cheat death, and even if you think you have, the universe keeps score and it will get even. But Artemis has never been able to accept the end and when death comes for him this time it is no different. As the ether draws him further away from who he once was he must fight with everything he has to stay whole. *IN THE PROCESS OF A FULL REVISION*

First ever fanfic so please do not hate. Basically a story where Artemis goes to school in New Brunswick Canada and metes a strange girl who seems almost as mysterious as he himself. Will try to update regularly if the first chapter is met with positivity. Only rated T 'cuz I'm very paranoid, more so than Arty. Post TLG

When magic interrupts and alters biology, Artemis and Holly find themselves in an unthinkable situation, one that will change their lives forever. (Warning: Mpreg.)

When Julius decides to recruit Artemis into the LEP, the initiation takes a turn, in the wrong direction, and Holly and Artemis have five hours to figure out who was the culprit, and how to take back what was theirs. Please Rate and Review, my first fiction. COMPLETED

Artemis Fowl is alive again. But how will he manage his relationships with his family? His friends? Butler? Not to mention a certain elf . . . Rated T just in case, cause I'm more paranoid than our favorite, carrot loving centaur.

Artemis and Holly are in a foest. Artemis has been infected with a deadly disease inflicted by Opal Koboi. Will he survive?

Artemis has returned from the grave about 2 weeks, so why does he feel the need to return? One shot Post TLG. Re-uploaded because I don't know how to computer.

Set after the final book: Life has returned to a semblance of normalcy and Artemis is once again attending school at his mother's request. But there is a new character added to our slightly dysfunctional gang, a girl who knows things she shouldn't. Well, he had been complaining of boredom lately...

When Holly has a nightmare at work, who hears her scream and comes running? Why, none other than our beloved Commander Julius Root! Holly/Root FATHER/DAUGHTER relationship! Marked complete, but it may not be. Haven't decided yet.

Ever since the events in The Time Paradox, Artemis Fowl has fallen into a depression. Butler has gotten more and more worried about the young genius. So he decides to call in some help. The question is: Will Major Holly Short of the LEPrecon be able to snap him out of it?

Artemis and Holly get trapped in an elevator, which is just what they need to get to talking... Hartemis one-shot, fluff, no lemons, just cuteness

Parody of and including: clichés, bad fanfiction, pairings, and, of course, Mary Sues. Randomosity, people. (I have no idea what it means either, but it sounds catchy.)

Ever been flicking through an Artemis Fowl book and thought," Hey, this could do with some spontaneous, but somehow great singing and choreography"? Well, now you don't have to! Coming soon to a theatre near you: Artemis Fowl: The Musical! Featuring an amazing soundtrack with songs from better musicals such as The Lion King and Wicked! Tickets are 300,002, but free if you review!

A mother's Day drabble Artemis Fowl style. probably a bit OOC hope you enjoy

Lana is just your typical, normal american teenager, almost 18 and preparing for college. Then she meets Artemis Fowl. And as much as she wants to, she can't deny the inexplicable attraction between them. But Artemis is hiding something, and she will find out what

"It was customary to eat poultry on Coalition Day, a holiday that could be traced back to more than two hundred years ago. Older fairies had said that it was initially called Friendship Day, until humans moved to change its name. The story behind the occasion, they said, was the unlikely alliance between a fairy and a human." Post-TLG.

Charlie Claire Eaves leads a boring, average life. But when an odd package comes in the mail- with her name on it- her life gets crazy. She gets magically transported into her favorite book, Artemis Fowl. When she finds out she's stuck there, she has to make a decision- spend her life in her favorite book; or break out.

The people created werewolfs as a defense against the mudmen. putting the last, Fae, into a magical coma until the demons return from hybris. disoriented she bites Artemis Fowl. The repercussions will cause ripples no one could have imagined. T cuz im more paranoid than artemis with atlantis complex.

Artemis is in for a surprise on his 15th birthday and Root is still alive in my fanfict.

A snapshot of the relationship between Holly and Artemis after The Book of Ages.

OS. AF/HS. Après le tomme 8. Artemis cherche un moyen de retrouver toute sa mémoire, en particulier sur certains moments. Moments dont il est sûr d'avoir passés avec Holly...

Better written but still the unserious, hilarious story you love. When Artemis comes face to face with 12 alter egos, each one worse than the last, it's just plain annoying that a revived Koboi should feel like taking over the world. But on the brink of humanity's likely extinction, witness what happens when absolute stupidity meets total genius, with some teenage antics thrown in.

Artemis has a new project but no one but he and another know. Artemis is changing and the clock is ticking. Will anyone be able to stop him this time?

Someone is leaving confectionary treats on his desk while he uses the toilet. Notes are left in a foreign language that he cannot identify. His memories are missing. They're connected somehow, and Artemis Fowl will find out how. Post-EC, non-OD-compliant.

When Artemis Fowl died, he left with more than just his soul.