Dedicated to HollyArty foeva. Artemis does not have any recollection to anything involving Holly or their adventures. Holly tries to help in sessions.

Three fowl brothers and two weeks before the big night, all alone? What surprises do I have in store? Come and see. T for possible language use. Sorry, timid as foaly.

Little drabble my brain spat at me. Thanks to Cup'o'Tea Hatter for the idea, and Cleo and Lola for inspiring me.

Drabble: Fronde has to shoot a video for the LEP.

What if Artemis never met the People? What if Holly Short never knew Artemis? How would the life of a genius was fated to be, and how did fate made it become anothet. Contains: Some violence and a bit of improper language.

my son and i, alone. its a bad enough idea to start off with. arty just had to catch that cold. but, i dare say, this is our five segmant long adventure. go ahead, click on the title, i know you want to. oh, T for language.

Consider, friend, as you pass by, as you are now, so once was I. As I am now, you too shall be. Prepare, therefore, to follow me.

When Holly is sent out to find out how bad a troll is, she finds herself in league and getting her back saved by a mud man named David, who had been told to go into the house as a dare for cash, the last thing he suspected was the monsters and Holly, after getting him into her world, will Holly be able to trust him? Will he be a great friend/ally? Or will he be the worst foe...

If he gets hurt, Spiro would mock him or punish him in some way. And that would be worse then just a cut. (2 years after the abduction of Artemis Fowl II, his life is varying degrees of grey. Commission. Spiro/Artemis, vague dubcon, implied noncon, sexually threatening and demeaning language, developing Stockholm Syndrome.)

Short drabbles or one-shots about Artemis and co. Taking requests. May be A/H or Opal/Artemis in later chapters. Basically all the genres but mainly humour and friendship. Review!

Artemis fowl was, and always has been, a deadly aponent . Of course Artemis has always had one fatal flaw. In this story Artemis learns that taking a leaf out of Butler's book could one day save his life, and that of all his friends.

She didn't said anything else. She just didn't know how. How can you say goodbye to someone who is you? Who is engraved in your very own existence?

One-shot. Grace says her first words. Cuteness and love all around! This is set before the books! Grace is my OC if you don't know. Everything explained inside!

a collection of one and two shots in which assorted characters prank Butler set after The Last Guardian[mostly] PLEASE READ!

Artemis and Holly are getting married, and it seems they will live happily ever after, but Constantine's brother has other plans.

Holly is a vampire from a vaccine that went wrong and she was the test subject. So she's the only vampire elf of her kind and she is hunting artemis for his blood.

A brief poem that my brain spat at me. Takes place near the end of the last book, so spoilers abound. Hartemis.

'Snark, cynicsm and an undeniably selfish heart, all in one person. Really,' Holly thought sarcastically, 'what more could people want in Artemis Fowl? ' Drabbles.

CO-AUTHORED BY STEINBOCK. Everyone has a past-some people's are just more hidden than ere may be valid reasons for it,but regardless this fic-set will aim to reveal just some select snippets of the people, places and experiences that shaped the world's best bodyguard into what he is today. Latest Chapter: A not-at-all-sensible sneak-peek at The Gang on Fanfic. Nuff said. Enjoy!

A parody of The Berry Hunt Song (don't judge!). Sung by Artemis! Inspired by a conversation between me and a friend. Drabble length. Enjoy!

In which Artemis tries to brainwash his four year old daughter, Carson Fowl. Will Holly allow it? [Howl, Hartemis]. P.s., if you are a child of four years old, please, I beg you, do not try this at home, okay? Oh, and if you're a four year and and you're reading this, you have my respect- you're most likely an time-traveling alien, cyborg, or extreme child prodigy. I don't own pic.

What if Artemis Fowl wasn't always an immaculate boy genius, and Butler wasn't always an intimidating bodyguard? Join Artemis and the gang as they get a day off from being part of the cast of one of the most popular young adult series in the world, and see the true sides of their characters. Projected rating: T for language. Tongue-in-cheek fourth wall-breaking story.

Sequel to Artemis Fowl and the Final Resolution. On a vacation from the Lower Elements, Artemis and Holly run into a few one-sidedly familiar faces from the forgotten past. Oneshot. Reviews are appreciated.

After TAC. The humans find out about the People. They know Artemis Fowl II was First Contact. Both worlds are at war, and they both need Artemis on their side. Artemis needs to choose between his species, family and friends. A/H Reviews are appreciated.

When he was young, Artemis Fowl II never believed in the supernatural and the paranormal. To him everything has a logical or a scientific explanation even the most bizarre occurrences. But nevertheless, among the stories his father told him, the story of little Eleanor Fowl had a lasting impact on him with an experience to match. (Because it is Halloween!)