"It's always cubes with you." Noted Foaly somewhat randomly. "What's wrong with a nice sphere?" Just a cute little nonsense oneshot to explain why Artemis has always picked cubes. The answer comes from the most unlikely of places. :)

Artemis fowl has gone to the lower elements due to an enraged elf captain.what happens may or may not be foaly's fault.

This fic is sequel to "The Tape" and "What now?" Artemis and Foaly don't have a problem. Butler just wasn't expecting this! Camera too! Slash. Crack pairing. Contains lemon.

Artemis is a deformed genius living beneath the Paris Opera House. Holly is the elf he kidnaps to be his forever, but the LEP won't let them be so easily… Crossover with the Phantom of the Opera.

"Nothing is worth dying for...If one must give ones own life for what they want it isn't worth it" Opal doesn't want him to die...but she still doesn't care about him...even if he is some love struck adolescent. Rated T for some leg room, OC's will be implemented, set after The Last Guardian.

My interpretation of a certain much-anticipated event in "The Atlantis Complex." Sometimes, the last thing we should do is say what we want to say. IMPORTANT: Includes prompt for a short story competition. Prize includes podfic-ication of the winner!

Songfic about HollyJuliet. Juliet realized that with Holly she has much in common Rated T just in case))) Read, reviews and enjoy, please! Warning: femmslash.

This is what I hoped would happen after TLG. I am horrible with summaries so please read this. My first fanfic, yay!

Artemis was often described as sneaky, snark and scheming. Practically a lot of 's' adjectives. But 'SAPPY? That's a huge mistake there..."Who would have thought that the criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl the Second is a sappy romantic?" She giggles. "Orion must be getting to you." One-shot. A/H

a songfic based off of Voltaire's Feathery wings. a tale of depression and suicide.

A year after Orion's attack on Artemis, the villain finds a way to escape again, this time bringing a friend with him. However, when this alleged "friend" goes rogue and kidnaps Holly, will Orion and Artemis be able to get along and team up to save her from the dangerous new alter? Sequel to Realization of Five!

A variety of one-shots where you tell us whose is better! Starring your favorite Artemis Fowl characters and the twisted minds of yours truly.

A poem about the one and only D. Butler.

Most know that it took a long time for Holly Short to gain a favorable opinion of Humans. But who would have guessed that someone else had predicted her meeting with one of the most famous Mud Boys of all?

What would the Artemis Fowl characters be like in an parallel universe? Read to find out...Not really a story, but whatever.

[One-Shot] Myles and Beckett awaken their older brother in the middle of the night because they are afraid of the storm. [Takes place around TTP.]

Longish, plotless drabble set two or so years after TLG. - Myles loved puzzles, but that love often caused him to forget the world around him.

Set during TLG - Artemis is dead and Holly can't let go. Rated T for character death, please read and review!:D

We know what happened all over the world during the 6 months Artemis was gone; but how was Holly? Oneshot about Holly and Artemis's death and what happened one evening. Formerly a songfic called Here With Me. Hint of Holly/Arty.

A human girl living in the world of faeries, raised by Commander Roots, will soon have to see the surface more than once because the danger started when a twelve year old boy discover their world

Artemis is a clutz. He fell. This story has no plot.

Human AU. It was a blank, black notebook left on the ground, with no owner. Opal was much too gleeful when she discovered what it did. Artemis and Holly won't let her get away without at least trying to solve her puzzles, but their own uneasy past will complicate matters. And Myles and Beckett are fighting their own war. "The human whose name is written in this notebook shall die!"

It's been 3 years since Artemis recovered from the Atlantic Complex, 4 since they came back from Hybras. Everyone gets together to make a Christmas that Holly will never forget. Story was on hiatus for a while. Starting to update again.

This is a collections of short poems by me, and others. Enjoy :-)

Various works of Artemis Fowl poetry in a spoken word/abstract style. Sometime the muse just comes to me and words end up on paper. Or something like that.