Just A little thing I wrote as part of my English coursework. I thought you'd like.

How did Foaly get it? Now Trouble knows!

Artemis was simply sitting on a bench, waiting for his girlfriend. This escalated to warding off a jocks advances, hitting people with feminine shoes, and a halarious break up. -One Shot

I'm pretty sure I've given enough away with the image and the title but I'll give you a little more. Holly wants Artemis to see a movie with her.

My twisted mind's take on what happened directly after The Last Guardian. Mainly, how does Artemis get his memories back? /Update/ I gave up on other chapters. Decide for yourself how it ends.

Historia situada en algún momento tras el último libro, suponiendo que nadie murió (aún no he podido leer el octavo libro), y Opal Koboi al fin está fuera de combate. También Artemis está curado del Complejo de Atlantis. No me gusta explicar el argumento de la historia, ya que aún no está del todo clara, y pueden haber giros inesperados. Acepto sugerencias de título.

Broken rules, and a gentle rejection.

Artemis Fowl can steal anything. Or so he thinks. When the myth of a Mix Tape telling a person's deepest secrets is revealed Artemis is on the case. However, what he does not know is the one watching his back. The one pulling the strings, always making things complicated. Who is this character and why is HE interested in Artemis' doing?

In which glass is shattered and tombstones cracked, opportunities missed, words left unfortunately unsaid, and actions are made in vain. It's funny, how many people Artemis Fowl II managed to affect in his short human life.

When Holly is kidnapped, Artemis will do anything to bring her back safely. This story takes place right after The Last Guardian and it is a Hartemis romance as well as an adventure that includes all of the gang. Please check it out. Please! Disclaimer: Eion Colfer owns all.

Who's better, Artemis or Minerva? Can Minerva really read Artemis' thoughts? Of course not. Why not let her try?

After the holidays, the Fowl manor is stripped of its decorations. Juliet's singing irks Artemis, driving him to meet with Holly somewhere more private. Out in the remains of the barn, Artemis pulls out two leaves, and inquires about an old custom of the People. Holly/Arty oneshot.

A series of one-shots of our favorite juvenile genius and his elfin friend. May contain possible A/H and/or H/T fluff. Maybe an OC or two. T because I'm paranoid.

Klutz, clumsy, two left feet, and even worse- stumble foot. Artemis Fowl has been called all of these things, due to his tendency to trip over anything and everything that stands in his path. Worst of all, these nicknames are uncannily true.

Artemis and co. are in for a ride when they discover the existence of a human-fairy hybrid. Not A/H

Starlit gathers the AF cast and Katrina to Fowl Manor and some things. . . happen. Horrible summary, I know. Please read!

Artemis Fowl, at age six, hacks into school computers to make the test questions a "little" more challenging (as mentioned in book 6). Oneshot.

What if dreams where real. Well not all dreams of course. Dreamland, a name that fits the place she takes Artemis, a place that he would much rather be that any place when he is awake. But of course there is always going to issues when your dealing with Artemis Fowl...

a Christmas tale involving our favorite couple, Holly is staying at fowl manor to get the full experiance of Christmas but she may have gotten a bit more than she could handle, fluffy-ish, better then summary (i hope) rated T because im paranoid, enjoy

Artemis Fowl has been forced into a public high school that his mother insisted of. School has already started by the time he arrives. Artemis believes it will be the most boring experience in his life. And then he meets two strange girls,Abby Jones and Alexis Crimson. At first,He thinks they are just going to bother him and then he sees that their intentions are much darker.

Based on Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus. Juliet doubts that Santa exists and four-year-old Artemis is confused. Butler lends a hand in sorting things out.

HAHA *smirks* Im evil! I am forcing little Arty and friends to go to school! MUHAHAHAHA! I need OCs for the story!

This is a little ABCs song Opal Koboi made up

Artemis has been challenged like never before, when three of his worst enemies return and kidnap Holly. Will Artemis find out the secret to getting her back, something that for once isn't his brain and knowledge.

So Artemis and Holly had a kid, eh? What's she like? Well, find out. What do Rose and Juliet have in store for you? SEQUEL TO MEMORIES [ABANDONED] [COMPLETE, AS OF FURTHER NOTICE]