When events, written only in the oldest prophecies, start coming to pass, the fragile world of new is put to the breaking point. And this time, there is no blur between the fairy world and the human world: they are all decimated. Literal brimstone and fire, war, disease, and a one-world government are only half of the battle that is to come.

"I once scored a ninety-nine percent on a mathematics assignment. I was mortified. I had forgotten to round up the third decimal point place. Imagine my embarrassment." –Artemis Fowl II, The Artemis Fowl Files, during the interview when asked what his most embarrassing moment was. Oneshot on what I believe happened.

Where fanfics come to die. First story to come out of storage - "Gift Wrapped". In which some of you might remember Opal Koboi getting Artemis as a Christmas pressie. Read on to find out whether that's actually as kinky as it sounds.

It was just Holly's luck that the one day she could get a visa to visit the surface she would get kidnapped by a insane mudboy.And it was just Artemis's luck that the fairy he kidnapped was one no one would notice was missing until she didn't show up for work enough days. Who will lose it first? AU - Non-LEP Holly and a bit crazy Artemis working alone. On Lengthy Hiatus

Artemis Fowl is the most incredible person that Callum has ever met. It's a shame that Artemis seems to have no interest in him at all. Artemis/OC

Ever want to know what happened after the end of the Artemis Fowl series? Here you go!

A collection of A/H shorts. Mostly romantic, but not exclusively. Now including: Strauss, fluff, Paris Hilton, fluff, Hokusai, and fluff.

A drabble inspired by CieloCrimisi's "The Horror's of Our Love".

Artemis is off to college, where he takes a passive then active interest in the goalie of the football (soccer) team. ArtemisxOMC

None of the stories ever happened, you know. Series AU. (Themes of death and illness.)

When Butler discovers a lethal problem, Artemis and the gang must race against time to cure him. Featuring new characters from the peoples past, can Artemis save his friend in time?

"Well, Captain, let it be known that you never did look like a Flyboy to me so much as a friend." Post-TLG, spoilers.

[ArtemisXHolly] Um final diferente.

AU Post-TLC Artemis has already discovered the price of his actions, but the question remains what will he have to pay with. Artemis/Holly Companion piece to Price.

The first of a series of drabbles. An AU, starting after the Atlantis Complex. Artemis/Holly, Artemis/Opal, Opal/Foaly (elf).

Holly meets a little girl who has abilities unheard of. Find out the story of how the little girl grows, and eventually joins the gang.

So the Artemis Fowl series ended well and everyone lived happily ever after...etc... etc. Wait! How does Holly feel about this? Nobody asked her opinion.She was just left to accept the facts, but this is what's really going on in her head.

What if our base instincts and natural ability were based on micro-genes withing our genes? Raw Talent just waiting for Artemis Fowl to exploit to make his own life easier, and unfortunately, Kara Hudging has the exact micro-genes Artemis is looking for. Around start of "Artemis Fowl"

Artemis Fowl is a genius. Not a father. But when his parents die in a car crash, he is parenting the twins. His whole world seems to be crashing down on him, so he runs away. But years later his friends find him with a new family, can they accept it? And who has been lurking in the shadows all these years, waiting for just this moment to strike? Find out in, Runaway Mudboy. R&R plz

a poem i wrote for english

A collection of brain dribbles from the AF world. Expect updates about once or twice a month. Rated M because I'm not sure what I'm going to put in it.

Artemis and his girlfreind Diana go on a date and solve a murder! This 1 year aniversery edition is better spelled and has new stuff!

After attempting (perhaps unwisely) to 'holiday', Artemis Fowl is suddenly being hunted down by a notorious gang and followed by gloomy thoughts of his former lover Holly Short, as well as Butler. Will he live to see another day, and will he ever see Holly again?

Most Fowl's were known for doing something incredible. All Beckett wanted was to be loved.

Because, let's be honest, an ending that wide open is nothing more than a thinly-veiled request for someone else to do what needs to be done. Therefore, this author has completely disregarded TLG's thoughts re: endings and done just that; despite it not being marketable to a YA audience or people with biology degrees. Post-TLG, A/H no longer just implied, now an undeniable fact.