Artemis compliments Holly... Or tries to. R&R Plz! This has turned from a Oneshot into Drabbles. Now you get to see what is REALLY going on inside my head. All Drabbles will include Holly And Artemis somewhere in them.

What was to happen if The twins where to see Artemis talking with a girl

Minerva attempts to convince Butler that consummating their relationship sooner rather than later really is a good idea. Butler attempts not to be convinced. Stand-alone one-shot from the "Meanwhile" and "Behind the Scenes" universe. Set after BtS.

When Opal schemes to be freed, Artemis and Holly must stop her plot, despite some changes that might force them apart. And Minerva's personal investigations might not help, either.

The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."

An Artemis Fowl chat room. Pretty much what the title says. My first Artemis Fowl fic.

DISCONTINUED DUE TO LACK OF BRAIN-JUICES! this is my brother speaking

Unfortunately for Butler, if there's anything more complicated than going to bed with Artemis Fowl…it's waking up with him. DB/AF, SLASH; Sequel to "Rational Intercourse"

I have been writing this drabble for hours... not a crossover, because being a demigod does not make it a Percy Jackson fanfiction. This is Alayna, my OC, talking about Artemis Fowl.

Artemis Fowl was an only child before the twins were born, right? Wrong. If the truth were to be told, that is a lie. Myles and Beckett weren't the first set of twins Angeline Fowl had. (On hiatus.)

Opal Koboi is back, and she has recruited enemy's from Artemis's past. Can 20 year old Artemis, stop these villains, or will he lose and lose big. A/H, I do not own this, so don't ask.

Page 48 of TAC the second partently figure in Holly Short's life dies. But what comes after? Slight R/V. Rated for character death.

When Artemis's parents force him to go to sports camp, Artemis is horrified. Juliet and Holly go with him to keep him company, but that doesn't mean they keep him from making a complete fool out of himself! AxH. Rated T cuz I feel like it COMPLETE

Artemis watches as his son, Alexander, creates a world out of nothing. One Shot. Artemis & Son

"Look, Holly Miranda Lilith Short, This is your Guardian Angel speaking- however crazy that sounds. And if you don't hall your lazy behind out the door in twenty seconds- you are going to die." A click, a tone, and Static fills the room...

::Oneshot:: : It's pointless, all of it. Why, why, did you do this? It was all about that "quest"… Pointless. ::Artemis Fowl the Second Narrative::

TPG Contest: Holly and Juliet find themselves in charge of arranging a Christmas party while Artemis is still suffering from his Atlantis Complex. Will they - and everyone else - survive it?

artemis fowl has something super special planned for Holly's birthday. No AxH because that's just weird. my first story. : it's not long and it's sort of boring, so go ahead and read please!

The LEP force decide to camp and toast s'mores. Thing is... they don't have a fire... Post TOP

Artemis go undercover in a all-girl school. One shot. Poor Artemis.

Opal kills Artemis...

This is placed after TLC, where everything makes a spiral downward for the worst. In my world this is where it ends. Anyway, rated T for minor cursing, and this is my first FF! OneShot.

There was one Certificate that he would read to himself alone, secluded, and sometimes let a little of his humanity show through.

You know, there are many words for Genius, like Intellectual, Prodigy, Mastermind, and lastly, demon. For what else can you call someone who has their greatest gifts used to Demonize the world around them? ::Oneshot::

It's Christmas Eve and Ghost!Root makes an appearance at Fowl Manor with some unexpected news. Written weeks before Kit's contest prompt but, now that I think of it, oddly applicable. A/H fluff though, you have been warned. One-shot.