A tale of lust and love. Of revenge and redemption. Of wrath and war. Things aren't always what they seem, making deception a most dangerous thing.

One objective: Bring Commander Root back from the brink of death. Simple, right? Only problem is, they're three and a half years too late. But death's never stopped Artemis Fowl before, so why start now? Complete.

Post: OD Pre: LCArtemis meet a certain man in his dream. He gave him something. When he wake up, the thing was there. Little did he know that new enemies will emerge and will stop at nothing to get him.

Death is a fickle thing. Or rather, a fickle person. And she LOVES to play games.

Every day has its own color, and its own tremor.

This is perhaps one of the greatest love stories ever told, one of the most incredible pieces of fiction you will ever read. Enjoy it, savour it, for you will never again experience something so unbelievably beautiful and emotionally heartwrenching.

Do you believe in miracles? Artemis didn't...until today! In his most desperate hour of need, he reaches out to his one and only Lord and his prayers are answered!

Artemis is not a hero.

[It was normal to be accused of this or that, but never with so much finality, and never so unfairly.] After the battle, Captain Holly Short is made the fallboy for the entire mess that is the Opal Deception.

[Artemis forbids them from calling him cute, delicate, petite or pretty.] Artemis finds himself in a strange situation.

It's my first fanfic. It was initially supposed to be a just a comedy but..well..things happened. I -will- update.

We have to, we just have to meet again. ArtemisHolly.

Root goes crazy! oneshot

The kisses weren't natural, but they weren't too far off. The feelings weren't forced, but they definitely weren't love.

Each night, they peform. Each night their lie becomes more intense. And the audience believes it.

[songfic] Third in my songfic series, Riot! Artemis and Holly are supposed to be demonstrating fairyhuman cooperation, but there's a catch...THE SONG FENCES IS OWNED MY PARAMORE, NOT ME. And Artemis Fowl is owned my Eoin Colfer. [You'll go out in style]

What happens when Root writes an article bashing Foaly and his whining? All heck breaks loose, DUH, while revealing tails pun intended! of this secretive centaur are released!

It was all laid out for her and she seized it with her transparent hand. Short songfic, Artemis x Anyone

He works so hard to prevent loss that his memories of reality begin to fade and he relapses into his own fantasy world.

Holly thinks of Artemis one night. I DO NOT OWN ARTMIS FOWL

Something to convince me to get through this set of exams. AH fluff, only later on, but it's threre, 100 percent guarantee. AF future set sometime in the year 20072008. There is an OC, but fear not! She's is NOT a MS nor will she get with A

I’ve seen her before, I’ve hugged her before. I’ve even got a small kiss from her before. So why is this one so different? Because it changed the world.

Opal Koboi wasn't always insane, but at one time was an girl filled with ambition and goals, what ever happened to make her the way she was? Who ultimately pushed her down the path of insanity?

The sequal to DLB. It's version 1 because there might be several more versions by various people. Lots of if not more. smexy ArtySenior lobvins. No flames, campfires, or open grill burners. Written by my friend Crimson Lust123.

WA Sep challenge entry. Artemis has been yoinked back to Ireland from Spain by Juliet, saying it whatever 'it' is is urgent. You guessed it, the LEP are back. Before that, our brave hero will have to face the perils of travel sickness and little girls.