The worst fear of Artemis Fowl a FANGIRL! None of his friends nor his brains can help him, can someone come to the rescue? Sure thing! Five Chappies. Complete. REVIEW! AXM

Butler and Juliet realize they are not really related. But why are they so happy about it?

Spoilers! All five books sumarized! Guest appearances! Foaly's hat imploding! Deviations from the script! General insanity! Please read! Please review! Please steal Foaly's hat! Please get me out of this straightjacket! Thank you!

Title says all Compeltely random : Enjoy

Sequel to Arranged Love. Holly's baby is born. Artemis is a father. Nothing can spoil his happiness. But a few people say otherwise. Now Holly and Artemis are once again fighting for thier lives and the life of thier newborn baby. R&R please!

OneshotThe history of the Fairies, told by me, written by Artemis Fowl with the help of Holly Short.

Two young fairy twins with huge magical powers, 2 mudperson genii, two bodyguard butlers, one poor LEP captin having to deal with them, and one big adventure. post LC probable spoilers

Search for paranormal signs on exotic locations qualifies as a normal day for the Fowl heir, but what happens when his hormones start a revolution against his will? Suddenly, pretty girls are all around, that's what. Slight spoilers for The Lost Colony.

Drabbles of various types, some of which will involve Artemis getting sugarhigh! AH in some of the drabbles.

My adventure underground with the LEP Captain Holly Short. Written for a school assignment while studying AF in English. My second fanfic to be uploaded onto FFnet! Read and REVIEW please!

A scene from the first AF book retold from the view of Corporal Grub Kelp. One of my first fanfics ever! and the first to be uploaded to FFnet. Read and tell me what you thought! REVIEW please!

Two elves at the Academy vying for the best position. How will things transpire?

Isn’t it funny how sometimes, despite all the evidence to the contrary, we insist on expecting that things will turn out like a fairy tale' AH

There are some things to be left untouched: but Artemis is the sort not just to touch them, but to steal them and make them his own. Unfortunately, he is not the only one with this mentality. AFOFC. Light angst, dry humor, and a very frustrated Artemis.

Random stories that inclued: MarySues, Bob the evil pickle, Slashes, and stupid scenarios. Read and Review! NEW CHAPTER. Arty meets the Hobo King...

It keeps the music in time whether dead or precise beauty, only the player can tell. :: TLC spoilers. Minerva.

HollyFoaly vignettes I cooked up, since there is so little of this pairing. Read and review, but most of all, enjoy!

Problems have been occuring and it's up to the gang to save the day...as usual...Set after TLC and Holly and Artemis finally get to hang out. this is AH although i might start with some ArtemisMinerva to stick with the traitorous Eoin Colfer

Artemis Is finally eighteen, and finally brave enough to tell Holly how he feels. A few people have commented that this is very soap opera like. Sadly I'd have to agree with them. btw I know how to spell fairy, faerie is an alternate spelling. Please R&R

Book 1 AU. 12-year-old Artemis ponders his options. Noncon OMCArtemis.

No, not an AFxPOTC crossover. Just something I came up with one rainy night. Artemis is pulled into another world where he is mistaken for a princess, kidnapped by pirates and nearly sacraficed to an acient tribe's gods and it's all Juliet's Fault!

A Dreadfully Convenient Crossover Sequel! OMG! AFHPSOUE! Artemis discovers why his magic is stronger than most wizards! Draco makes an ass of himself! Dark Mark everyone! MEEP! Lemony gets fired! Again!

I wish he had cared about me the way I cared about him...... HR...or is it? Post Opal Deception.

An ancient jar. A mental buzz. A string of grusome murders. Is Artemis behind them? And if so, will an exorcist from the elite Order Of Magdalene be able to help him before he destroys himself?

See Artemis as a fiveyearold spy! He isn't very good at it, but who cares? His immaturity is hilarious.