This is a parody of hte song, "Last kiss." It's called The Last Hiss. This goes off in Voldemort's head when he see that most of the horcruxes have been destroyed. If some of makes no sense, great! It's not supposed to. Because, Voldemort, by this point, is kinda tied up with the insanity rope. He is so angry, he's been driven into a rage so profound, Hanging by a strand.

Every little brother dreams of being taller than their big brothers, and every big brother hopes this event will never happen. Unfortunately for the Weasley twins, the day has inevitably come.

It's Astoria's hen night, and Tracey orders a snakebite.

After a long day of fighting the final battle, Hermione was sent back in time by Snape to the Marauder era to live out her life as Alexia Potter, twin of James Potter. She was scared and tired and traumatized, and it was all she could hope that she could heal there. So, Dumbledore turns her eleven and send her to the Potter home. REWRITTEN and in progress.

Harry Potter has a secret. He's kept this secret his whole life, but now he must choose between a friend's life and keeping his secret. What will he do, and how will his life change because of it?

Harry y Luna vuelven a Londres para un importante evento, la boda del siglo se celebrará, cinco años atrás tuvieron que escapar del acoso de la empresa amarillista, es tiempo de volver a enfrentar a nuevos enemigos y recuperar a viejos amigos. HarryXLuna

HPBZ, one-shot. Harry and Blaise celebrate their first Yule together. COMPLETE.

One night Hermione tells Prewett brothers how much she loves them and they say it back.

The wards never set around Privet Drive and Bellatrix never joined her husband in attacking the Longbottoms. Instead, Bellatrix Crucio'd baby Thyme Potter (fem! Harry) until the Girl-Who-Lived started laughing. Careful distribution of funds results in Bellatrix becoming Thyme's adoptive mother.

It had been fifteen years since Sirius Black fell through the veil. What happens when he appears in the Departments of the Mysteries with no memories of what happened that fateful night?

When Marcus finds a beautiful woman trapped in the tower, he was sure he had found a lost princess. How could he refuse her request to give her a tour of the capital?

As Harry collected all the Hallows, out of an invisible force a creature came into being; this creature was called Death. Centuries have passed and Harry is done with this world but has no way to end it. Death, however, has an idea to help him with this and will not stop until his goal has been reached, if only for Harry.

Lucius is missing. Draco is in danger of losing his allowance. Severus needs Lucius's help to fulfill a contract. Hermione needs career advice. Warning: contains dairy. EWE.

It's been three years since the end of the war and lives have largely been settled. Having refused employment offers based purely on her membership in the Golden Trio, Hermione Granger is working a low-paying job at the Ministry of Magic and struggling to make ends meet. What happens when one Lucius Malfoy takes an interest? HG/LM

"I am both at war with him and in love with him...He's pensive. He tends to think too much. Whether it's that he thinks too much of himself or too little may never be known." Excerpt from Remus' journal from 1978

Dumbledore and Minister Fudge pass a marriage law and arrange Harry's marriage to Lucius. Much to everyone's surprise, Harry does not object as this falls directly into his plans. Bad!Dumbledore, Good!Voldemort. Harry/Lucius slash.

The summer after Hum Battenburg's sixth year at Hogwarts shapes itself in uncanny ways. Drabble series about my HPHM MC and Charlie Weasley' budding relationship - happens after 6th year.

"What matters here is that you and me will get bonded for life and we'll get to share the moment with the people we love" To achieve that, Harry and Ginny plan a secret wedding, unknown by family and friends... or so they think. Set in the same universe as my first story, That Look In Your Eyes. Laughs, banter and a lot of first times and surprises.

Un estrépito al final del pasillo lo hizo correr y lo primero que vio fue al invencible domador de dragones retorciéndose en una esquina mientras chillaba hechizo tras hechizo en medio del pánico. Ninguno acertaba y su oficina empezaba a parecer un campo de guerra. Inspeccionó la habitación buscando a las culpables y las vio correteando por sus paredes. Asquerosas cucarachas.

Harry Potter's relatives constantly abused him and made him live worse than a house elf. He eventually snaps and undergoes a Physical, Mental and Magical transformation. Now SHE only wants one thing, Revenge on all Muggle scum. Amoral!Harry Fem!Harry Dark!Harry Abused!Harry Game!Harry (Contains D&D Elements)

Dark Hermione all the way. Hermione is adopted and begins to carry on her life in Slytherin. Will she survive? Who would ever take her under their wing? Dramione and Ron bashing, Voldemort is good and Dumbledore bad. Don't own anything but my character I have created. All rights to J.K Rowling. Enjoy :)

When the Auror department mistakes the Snape household for another and deploys an attack on it's residents, their lives are turned upside-down. With his eldest daughter and wife in the hospital, all of Hogwarts rally together to make things right. But will it be enough?

After suspecting the Dursley's of child abuse, Arabella Figg calls Poppy Pomfrey to check up on Harry Potter. Poppy, realizing that his family is not who they all thought it was, takes Harry to return him to his rightful father - Severus Snape. SS/LM slash.

Hermione se había pasado la vida leyendo novelas policiales, y aunque siempre había fantaseado con Sherlock Holmes, le parecía increíble que su realidad se basara en una de esas historias. Es que, en ese momento, sabía dos cosas con absoluta certeza; una, era el misterioso secreto de D. Malfoy. Y la otra, era que nunca imaginó enamorarse del villano.

After passing in the dorms on his first night at Hogwarts, Harry Potter finds himself being cared for, and eventually adopted by his Potions professor and Head of House Severus Snape. Eventual SS/TMR and HP/FW/GW