This is a collection of nonsense, headcanons, drabbles, and one-shots under 1500 words. Mostly humorous. Rated M: for sexual innuendos and language Trigger Warnings: You might pee your pants with laughter, or not. Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Millicent Bulstrode/Seamus Finnigan, Pansy Parkinson/Harry Potter, Albus Severus Potter, James Sirius Potter, Scorpius Malfoy

Stranded on an island in the Bermuda Triangle, Sirius, Remus and James are forced to find a way to escape using their restricted magic. A QL season 5 Holyhead Harpies collaborative fic.

Modern Era AU. When Lily Evans seeks assistance from James Potter to avoid the attentions of a suitor who just won't take no for an answer, she accidentally lands them both on the front page of every gossip magazine in Britain. She should have thought about that before pretending to be the girlfriend of a famous athlete.

During the final battle Harry defeated Voldemort, however there existed no victory for the Chosen One- at least, not this time around. AU, slightly OoC, MoD! Harry, Dark! Harry, HarryxVoldemort/Tom Riddle Eventual Slash, Daddy! Death

Marius worries that Dorea won't love him anymore because he's a Squib. Luckily, sibling bonding is stronger than reputation.:: for Maisie

This Expressionistic novel takes the form of letters, through which the story of one Hogwarts student is given the same magic I feel like I find in the original series. Arcturus, talented, young, and eager, is the best friend of Alphard Black, with whom he has more in common than he thinks. A world building story.

Draco and Harry screw up their potion and it leaves Draco as a 2 year old. - "So, De-Aging Potion, huh? I think it would be interesting to see a baby Malfoy. I bet you looked like a troll. Then again, you still do." Harry jeered.

¿Como terminamos así? Se supone que fui yo quien conoció a Hermione primero, no Ron. ¿Como es posible que ahora ellos dos sean tan buenos amigos? - -¿Quieres que sea tú madrina? -Te prefiero a ti para mi padrino. Hermione se sonroja al entender las palabras de Teddy, me mira, su sonrojo aumenta. -¿A ti te gusta mi padrino? - Supongo que Ahora Síi Terminó...

While Harry waits for his girlfriend to return from her 'camping trip' he gets an unexpected visit that changes everything. Rating because of some language and I'm paranoid.

Harry Potter i Artur Weasley zostają sami w Norze na pięć dni. W nieoczekiwanej ciszy starego domu Harry dokonuje odkrycia, które całkowicie zmieni sposób w jaki myśli o ojcu Rona. SLASH; tłumaczenie opowiadania Merope's Dark Child.

After a brutal attack by Lucius Malfoy, Hermione and Severus - with some help from Harry - discuss how to handle Lucius' parting "gift." SS/HG. Tangential reference to HP/DM. EWE. Angst minimal given subject matter.

Dumbledore listens as his predecessor relates the path of one of the objects he seeks in his quest to stop Voldemort, and how a most interesting Muggle made good use of it.

For everyone who had all the problems with Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, this is for you. Harry takes a different approach to his son's concerns about being sorted into Slytherin.

Revealed knowledge during Tom Riddle's years abroad considerably changed the path of History, sending him back to Hogwarts five years early. Harry Potter, orphaned on Samhain 1981 on some unknown party's orders, must carve his own place in a world split by schemes and prejudices. "Good and Evil are overrated anyway." Rating might go up later.

Fluffy little one-shot: Hermione is stuck waiting for the electricians to come bring the power back to their sweltering flat. Harry comes home early for a nice cool bath.

Two years after he completed his 8th year at Hogwarts, Draco leaves for Romania to find the missing ingredient for his new potion. Little does he know that Harry Potter, newly qualified auror, is heading there at exactly the same time to find a fugitive who's stealing dragon eggs. If they bump in to each other, will it be the holiday from hell or from heaven? Drarry fic, rated M.

Fatima was just exploring the castle when she stumbled across a sobbing sixteen-year-old. [OC not paired with anyone]

Fifths year, the twins are planning pranks to annoy Umbridge. But how to get ingredients for said pranks? Easy: Stealing them from Snape. But Harry has the Mauderers Map, so how do you know when Snape has left his office? Ask Luna, she knows a trick to get this information, of course...

Everyone at Hogwarts is ending their year peacefully—except for the 7th years. Dumbledore has decided that the 7th years should end their year with a 'bang' by sending them in pairs across the world to live like a muggle. Harry has been picked to be in a three-way group with Hermione and Malfoy. How will he survive with no magic and constant fights with Malfoy? AU. EWE.

Nineteen years had passed since Voldemort's defeat and all Harry Potter wished for was an ordinary life. However, there were these people that refused to grant him just that… Series of loosely related one-shots.

AU In which Petunia does not tolerate Vernon's behaviour, Harry is troubled, Hermione is searching, and life is difficult.

"Although the spotlight wasn't theirs to claim, the wizarding crowd chose to remain blissfully clueless about it. For what could be better than a former War Heroine and a famed Quidditch player. hand in hand and head over heels for each other?" (Warning: Plot Twist)

Snape sat on that rickety stool, the old hat delving deep into his mind and making comments. It seemed to take forever, like the hat couldn't make up its mind. Then, finally, the hat proclaimed… [Companion to This Most Auspicious Meeting]

Harry's 6th year at Hogwarts changes dramatically after he gets closer to Fay Dunbar, one of his fellow Gryffindors, who, until now, has been shyly keeping a low profile. Sharing their ambition to become Aurors, they investigate the suspicious activities taking place at school. Soon both will have to confront dark forces which are threatening to seize power—how will they cope?

One shots of my favorite couple from Harry Potter