This is MadameSporker, reporting for duty! I would like to announce to y'all that this is my sporking of My Immortal, the so-called worst fanfiction ever. Enjoy my added (sarcastic) comments to the fanfic!

The War has ended and many lives have been changed, none more so then Hermione Granger's, or rather Leo Zabini. Find out what happens when she isn't who everyone thought she was. Her enemies become allies and she falls for the person she thought she hated most. HG/DM M for swearing and smut in later chapters, please read A/N inside before reading.

*Completed* Sequel and final story to 'Final Prophecy.' Lily has taken on her former friend's case and he insists on accompanying her. Now Lily and Eddie must use their ultimate powers to learn of the truth behind the kidnap and the Stone...before it is too late.

AU Victorian Era Dramione. Hermione finds herself persuaded to a masquerade ball by her parents, who hope to find her a husband there. She goes along with it, only hoping to a good time and some fun at the elite Malfoy Manor, home to one Draco Malfoy. Written for the Otter and Ferret Gift Exchange 2014. One-shot.

The enclosed in an incomplete log of detention slips between the years of 2012 and 2024, as cataloged by the professors at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Harry is an auror and Draco is the auror department's brilliant lab tech. Harry is constantly getting injured on the job and Draco coincidentally makes new protection gear after each of his injuries. Harry can't see what's right in front of him and Draco is in denial. And Ron knows. Four parts: 2 present, 1 past, and 1 future. COMPLETE

If things were simple before, then things were more complicated than ever for Harry James Potter. The defeat of Voldemort left the Wizarding World safe, but highly damaged and the Boy-Who-Lived was no different, though, perhaps his case was quite different. The revenge Voldemort was exacting from beyond the grave seemed to be taking a heavy toll on the boy. Or wait. The Girl.

Los secretos de Hogwarts (recopilación).

Rose Weasley always knew that her father was not her birth father. She now has the chance to meet her birth father, who hasn't been seen by her parents in years.

It all started with one curious wizard and a strange young man in a tent to start a revolution that no one but the man in the tent, saw coming.

Ron proposes a fresh holiday free of emotional baggage

"James," Lily said suddenly. He looked at her, a broad grin still spread across his face. "Do you want to go to Hogsmeade with me this weekend?" A series of one-shots about James and Lily in their 7th year.

Esto es sobre de un grupo de convictos que organizan su equipo de Quiddith, para jugar contra su peor enemigo, ¡los amenazantes Slytherin, Harry Potter es una ex estrella de Quidditch que es arrestado por conducir ebrio y enviado a una de las penitenciarias más terrible del país. Harry recluta a un hábil traficante con quien se las arreglará para organizar toda la acción.

Fred and George Weasley claim to have smacked bewitched snowballs in Voldemort's face! Oneshot. Read, Review, Favourite, Follow!

With the horcrux search weighing on her mind, Hermione is unable to sleep. She visits the kitchen at Number 12 Grimmauld Place to make some tea, but ends up with so much more. One-shot. Legal & consensual Hermione/Sirius. Smut with a side of plot. Slight AU Deathly Hallows.

After everything you have done for them, eventually they will hate you. An individual is responsible for an unspeakable crime, but who is truly guilty?

Story set before HBP. "you want me to smile Miss Granger...why?" "simply because i need it". PLEASE BE NICE...first one . I own nothing.

Professor Potter's Fifth Years have just come from a lesson on the Wizarding Wars, and they have a few questions for him. Just a short little drabble based on several tumblr posts.

A conversation when Hermione tells Harry about Draco.

One night in a corner of the first year Gryffindor dormitory, two red-headed twins lean in over a piece of parchment that they had nicked from Filch's "dangerous" drawer earlier that day. Identical grins on their faces, they try to find out what it is - and how to unlock it.

What would the wizarding world we've come to love be like if Hogwarts was not just a school for witches and wizards, but specifically for witches and wizards with mental or physical illnesses? If Harry Potter had an incurable brain tumour named Voldemort, that could not kill him yet killed his parents? If all the characters had diseases, mental or physical?

Ron meets with the Grangers for the first time as Hermione's boyfriend.

Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.

Set in an Alternate Universe: Having never spoken to each other in their 6 years at Hogwarts, a small bump can change everything for Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Being the complete opposite of each other in every way possible yet somehow teased for the same thing - their height. A tentative friendship begins between one so small and one so tall beginning with that small bump.

Ver a Neville borracho debería haber sido un indicio de que aquella noche de Año Nuevo sería un descontrol. Pero Harry se había quedado. Harry la estaba viviendo. Y parecía que en la Madriguera cualquier cosa podría pasar.