Tom Marvolo Riddle is your average man with your average time travelling wife. Outright sociopath, hopeful world dominator, habitual kitten killer but not a genocidal mass murder – which his therapist tells him - is a mild improvement.

These stories are graded T for Troll and rated U for Utterly Ridiculous. Go on and read if you want a laugh. Comments on the style and quality of writing would be most appreciated - as for the content, well, it's just off-the-planet...

Harry runs away from the Dursley house after his uncle takes it too far. Along the way finding himself aswell as new friends and what he's always wanted... a family.

Life does not always go as expected. I for one never even hoped that I would have a happy future. I have never before been so happy to be proved wrong. Slash.

Harry helps Ron to achieve his heart's purest desire.

Hermione has found out that she is, in fact, a Pureblood. When she seems to still be upset over a month later, however, Ron knows he must find a way to bring his smart Hermione back. Written for the Quidditch League finals round 2. Set during the beginning of sixth year. God bless Paris.

Inspired by Lucky, Lucky Me by Lantana; Harry is betrayed and forced to marry Voldemort. Watch as he sheds his Gryffindor persona and becomes Slytherin Consort to get revenge. Will he be able to find love and family he always wanted? AU from Ootp. Weasleys/Dumbledore bashing. SLASH HP/LV, MPreg

After Dumbledore gets the idea to get all key members of the Order together,most people do not remember that Snape is part of this group.Severus has many secrets that many are not aware of,and with Voldemort becoming more and more unstable,Severus may not be able to keep his position safe.

Remus can never make up for the years he'd lost, but he can try. A generational debt is repaid, at least in part.

Fluffy Oneshot. Harry/Draco pairing.

Melinda is a 16 year old who attended a normal high school and lived a normal life until she got a letter she was a witch and would begin attending Hogwarts. All characters from Harry potter have been put in present time. goes of the books/movies plot. Starts taking place when Harry, Hermione, Ron are starting their 6th year.

Existía una forma exacta en la que un Longbottom podía identificar a la persona que amaba, a la que estaba destinada y quien sería su fortaleza y cordura en tiempos de caos: Tomar su mano. Porque cuando Frank tomaba la mano de Alice, encontraba seguridad. Y cuando Neville entrelazaba sus dedos a los de Hannah, se sentía más fuerte. Y eso era suficiente para seguir luchando.

Hermione had finally opened a letter that Dumbledore had made out specifically for her. However, what she reads on the inside isn't quite what she had expected.

COMPLETE! Of course George would have an adult line at WWW. And of course he would use Ron and Hermione as test subjects. Written for the 2015 Ron/Hermione fanfic fest on romionesmut's tumblr.

Ranging from OotP to post-War. Harry/Snape but not really. Harry has a strange infatuation.

Rated T for now: will change. Through it all, they were unlikely friends, then unlikely lovers. They made it through everything together but is it enough?

...and how it changed the world for about three weeks. / George's latest and greatest has some unexpected consequences. Featuring Angelina, various Weasleys, Professor Longbottom, and a scheming Skeeter.

Charlotte and Draco have been friends for years. Each time Draco has his heart broken, Charlotte is there to pick up the pieces. But will Draco ever realize that the one witch he's been looking for is right under his nose? And will Charlotte ever tell him how she truly feels? Maybe Narcissa Malfoy can help...

Cuando Harry Potter nota que hay algo extraño en la casa de Slytherin ya es demasiado tarde; el Devotio ha comenzado y la cuenta atrás está por terminar. El sacrificio está hecho, las cartas ya están en la mesa y el juego por la supervivencia está acabando; Harry sólo debe recordar no enamorarse de uno de sus contrincantes. [Drarry] [Yaoi] [AU a partir del quinto año]

It was all fake. Every clinging glass, every laugh, every rosy cheek and dazzling jewel: fake! They were all liars-snakes in the grass-he knew. But, he liked it that way. Royalty AU with Voldemort

Hogwarts was closed almost an entire year after the final battle. Because as tarnished as it was, Hogwarts was his home. And that it would remain.

A mysterious school. A vibrant cast. Will Harry convince everyone that Voldemort is back again? Will Dumbledore live? Will Draco get what he wants?

Why do demons serve the devil? Why does an indomitable demon like Bellatrix Black grovel to Lord Voldemort? When the chains of the slave are broken, he who chained her pays a terrible price. (Alternate Universe) (One-Shot)

AU where there is no Voldemort but James still dies. Sirius is there after James death.

Hermione Granger has been declared dead 3 yrs. ago after 7 yrs of searching. Draco now enters the muggle world for business and to acquire a property important to re-establish the Malfoys. However, the owner is stubborn and has the nerve to go against him. After a face to face confrontation, he realized that she is a dead-ringer for someone he used to know.