I'm so annoyed by all these overdone Harry Potter plots, so I decided to make a parody out of it. Enjoy!

Hermione saves Severus from the Shrieking Shack.

Barty and Luna go exploring in Alaska. one shot.

5 drabbles of Regulus and Barty from the beginning to the end. (After all, love in the Dark Side can only go so far.)

Harry is facing a big challenge and needs his guardian's help more than ever.

Et si les rumeurs disant que James Sirius Potter avait volé la Carte des Maraudeurs dans le bureau de son père étaient fondées?

After the death of Ron, Hermione find herself forced by law to marry another pureblood. Draco, now turned to the side of light and equal rights seems an acceptable choice. Hermione finds herself facing many impossible choices as Draco's true intentions start to surface. With nobody to turn to, where can she run? Meanwhile Draco realises he still has a heart. M for dark themes.

Su familia le decía que no, que quizá entrara a Gryffindor, como todos los Weasley. Pero cuando su hermana mayor logró que el Sombrero gritara una Casa diferente, Lucy lo supo: pertenecía a Ravenclaw.

Harry's handwriting is quite awful, and instead of writing diaries and journals to improve, he figured letters would be both beneficial as well as entertaining. He wants to find someone who'll genuinely read his letters. However, when he chooses Draco Malfoy to be the receiver of his anonymous letters, neither can tell for sure how this will end up exactly.

Como todo, puede cambiar de repente. Como, todo a quien amabas y todos a quienes querían pueden dejarte a un lado y las personas de quien menos esperabas su ayuda son las que al final siempre estarán por encima de todas las cosas... (Ya mejoraremos en esto de los resumenes) Fan fick escrito por dos amigas que esperamos que les guste ;) De: -LadyBlack y AngelRenegaed.

Wbwl fic Halloween changed everything for Harry Potter as even as abandonment by his parents even before he could talk he will find a family and a brother in Dudley and become something more. He will become Hadrian Silvering who birth parents later on will want him back but who will he choose? The birth parents or the parents who love and will help him fulfill his destiny.

Minerva McGonagall and some members of the Order of the Phoenix meet in the Hogshead - and chaos ensues. There's also a hint of romance for our favourite Transfiguarion teacher :-) rated T to be safe.

Will be posted along with original and will be from a little different to tremendously different Hope you enjoy

Luna a changé depuis la mort de son père et entre pour sa cinquième année a Poudlard. Que ce passe-t-il lorsque Luna vioudra se rapprocher de Draco Malfoy?

Snow in july isn't really what you would expect - neither is a break up after a proposal.

Hermione's enjoying teaching Draco the muggle way of decorating for the holidays, and he's got plans for under the mistletoe.

Louis la vio a la distancia, mientras tomaba un camino opuesto hacia la torre que a él le había tocado. ¿Quién lo iba a poder creer? Habían pasado sus once años de vida juntos… ¿Por qué un sombrero los iba a tener que separar?

Corvus is the first ever member of the Black family.

Alexis Potter isn't good. She's very, very bad. She's dating Ginny Weasley and sleeping with Voldemort. She's murdering, torturing and crucifying. Really-is there anything she can't do?

Two muggles suddenly find themselves at Hogwarts for some unknown reason, other than maybe a show? What? They try to logic it out, but things are just weird and don't add up. Is that a dragon? Ed and Nick were a bit screwed. One-shot.

It was his first summer without her. He still watched the hill in hopes that she would come running down the hill and pull him from the grey mess of his life.

When Hermione finds out she has a sister in Australia, she is determined to find her. Ron is ready for a change, so he decides to come along with her. Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy, trying to get away from everything and everyone he knows, decides to get a job at the Ministry of Magic in Australia. Fate has it that they all meet up, Hermione's sister included. Who ends up with who?

- Elle lui ressemble Albus, les même cheveux noirs, la même silhouette fine, le même teint pâle et les même yeux magnifique. Elle est magnifique mais Albus quand je la regarde c'est lui que je vois... - Cela suffit Horace, tu ne peux la juger à cause de se que son père a fait, elle est différente crois-moi - Mais... - Je suis directeur c'est moi qui décide. Fin de la conversation.

This is a continuation fanfiction of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It will cover the events of Harrys second year in Hogwarts from the perspective of Ginny Weasley, who is in her first year. All chapters will be available as drafts on reddit/r/HPMOR before I post them here. So if you want to help me correct my chapters check them out there.

Harry ist heterosexuell, wirklich. Leider glaubt das außer ihm selbst niemand. Harry Luna Blaise crackfic. Übersetzung aus dem Englischen, Original verfasst von opalish unter dem Titel The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex.