Cliche title, I know. Out of desperation to avoid Umbridge, Dumbledore chooses a new Defense teacher at random. She's eccentric, weird, ill-adjusted to human norms . . . in fact, she's not a witch at all. Nagini teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts.

A stormy night at Spinner's End following the death of Albus Dumbledore leaves Draco Malfoy downtrodden and in need of consoling. He can only hope that Severus Snape will be just the wizard up for the task. Written for the 2014 HP Drizzle Fest on LiveJournal. SLASH. One-shot, AU, Hogwarts era. WINNER THIRD PLACE - "BEST SLASH SMUT" IN THE FALL/WINTER 2014 HP FANFIC FAN POLL AWARDS!

Mélaine Chase avec la next-génération est à Poudlard. Ses années ne se passeront pas comme elle l'aurait pu l'imaginer... Je sais je suis nulle en résumé. Mais j'espère que l'histoire vous plaira.

Severus Snape, 6ème année à Serpentard. Sirius Black, 6ème année à Gryffondor. Ces deux là se haïssent plus que tout, ils se font les pires vacheries qu'on puisse imaginer. Seulement quand Black découvre un Servilus à moitié mort près du lac, il ne peut s'empêcher de lui porter secours. Qui sait ce qui peut se passer quand deux ennemies de toujours deviennent amis.. ou bien plus.

Albus Potter hated getting dirty, Teddy learned that the hard way

Harry is just about to get sorted when a mysterious book appears. All Hogwarts reads Deathly Hallows and discovers the events of Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts. Secrets will be spilled. Stories will be told. How is Harry going to react when he finds out what awaits him in the future?

Lo que no nos contaron del sexto año en Hogwarts, contado desde el algo-más-que-peculiar punto de vista de Hermione Granger. ¡Capítulo 10! *absténgase menores*

Remember opening up "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" for the very first time? Remember reading about how Hermione was petrified? What was going on in your head when Ginny was acting suspicious? Find out the true story of what happened, and what you don't know. There were more secrets in the Chamber of Secrets...

This is the story of Ginny's pregnancy with her and Harry's daughter, Lily. Will they be able to handle it, along with family disasters, three wild boys, and a shocking birthing surprise?

Nine-year-old Hermione makes a wonderful discovery on her favorite day of the week. Drabble from a prompt requesting little POC Hermione and her parents.

Luna shares a kiss with Neville under the stars. Neville/Luna. AU. Post-Battle.

La magia de Merope era variable. Ante la perspectiva de la felicidad era capaz de preparar perfectas pociones de amor, sin embargo, cuando la desgracia se cernía sobre ella, su magia desaparecía junto a sus ganas de vivir y sus ilusiones se esfumaban igual que aquel a quien amaba. Para los "Desafíos" del foro "La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black".

AU. Snape lives, and he and Hermione are getting on one another's last nerve. An all-out pranking war ensues. Rated T for language for now, but may be changed to M for possible citrus in future chapters. Future SS/HG pairing. Don't like? Don't care!

When Linda Royce tires of being inadvertently forced to "unplug" for the school year, she decides to take matters into her own hands–that's right, Linda's bringing WiFi to Hogwarts!

Victoire lays the truth on Dominique about her adulterous ways. one shot, sort of humour-y.

This story is an AU, we follow Harry trough many adventures, he is raised at the Dursleys, but kidnapped at the age of 11, to be trained as a assassin and from there of the story moves on with a lot of new people, Lilly and James are still alive and Harry has to deal with not only, DE but also new enemies. it has slash and het, mainly slash,

Second part to Fifty Shades of Moonlight. Dialogue Fic. Remus/Sirius. Rated T just to be sure...

Teddy está perdidamente enamorado de Tamara, pero lo que más le gusta de ella es: sus galletas horneadas, el olor a la hierba de su jardín, y el perfume a miel que ella siempre tiene en su cabello. Tres placeres, tres olores de amortentia, y un metamorfomago enamorado.

Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers are proud to present...The Hogwarts years: From Boys to Men. It's 1971 and rumours stir like litter in the wind; unnoticed except by those who care to look. As tensions rise and lines become blurred pure-bloods scramble to seize power. Who drove the first war? And who stood in their way?

A submit your own student story! Accepting only 1 male and 1 female for each house! (This will contain smut and violence eventually, so it's a T right now but the rating may change!) SYOS OPEN.

[Trigger Warning: self-harm, a little depressing] Happens after the whomping willow incident, but shortly after that, Sirius gets into an accident and loses his memory. He forgets why his friends hate him, and emotional turmoil ensue. [wolfstar]

Quelque part, dans ta tête, la doctrine des Black avait fait son œuvre, t'avait pourrie jusqu'à la moelle - et qu'importe, qu'importe que Druella te hurle d'être belle et de te taire quand tu criais et salissais tes robes. L'important était que tu te plies aux demandes de Cygnus, et que tu ne lui fasses pas honte. Que tu penses comme une Black et comme une Black uniquement. OS

Porque alguns doces não são feitos só de açúcar. E a professora de Transfigurações provaria um desses, a pedido de seu melhor amigo. MMAD for McDiwa's B-Day!

Porque había realidades innegables, y luego estaba la de ellos dos. Serie de drabbles.

Lily entre maintenant en deuxième année, elle en sait déjà plus sur son passé mais veut aller plus loin dans ses recherches, cependant c'est le futur qui sonnera à sa porte, sous la forme d'une prophétie.. Tome 2, suite de "Lily L. Potter et la nouvelle directrice de Poudlard".