"Luna esta ayudando a Neville con una poción cuando se les cae encima antes de terminarla y hace que intercambien sus cuerpos a la vez que revoluciona sus hormonas." Se atreveran a leer este intento de parodia?

"I've grown so dependent on him. Whenever I'm not with him, a part of me is missing. He is my other half. I am his. It's as simple as that... Isn't it? Isn't that how you're supposed to feel when you're in love?" Chase Wayward has been taking advantage of Lily Evans for too long. James is the only one that can make Lily see what this boy has done to her. He needed to save her. Now.

I never thought that in one day, I could get the best and the worst news of my life.

What if Hogwarts wasn't attacked and Harry, Ron and Hermione came back as planned for their seventh year? Will things actually be ordinary, well for wizards and witches? Nope. With a year turned upside down, a planned kidnapping, and a romance becoming so twisted it can only be untangled if it becomes broken, what will it all come to?

Even by Weasley standards, Hugo has always been an odd child. Perhaps the strangest thing about him? His favorite uncle is Percy. One-shot.

1942, la guerre ravage le monde moldu, un sorcier noir terrorise le monde sorcier. L'ambiance est lourde à Poudlard où les amitiés se nouent difficilement. Esther Devlin, Météra -sans nom-, Pâris Black, Henry Potter sont quatre apprentis sorciers que rien ne rapproche encore. Avertissement : Préquelle des "Portes" (voir mon profil). Hors canon au-delà du tome 4.

Al final, todos somos piratas. Todos robamos, matamos, asaltamos. Todos vivimos al margen de la ley. Y luchamos por nuestro derecho de libertad. Por una vida sin normas. Por una vida de anarquía. Harry y Ginny

He wasn't suposed to be here, or exist here for that matter. He did though, and really that was the crux of the matter. He knew how he got here, but he didn't KNOW how he got here. One thing was certain: nothing would be the same. He'd make sure of that.

Draco(the neighbour) gets a dog and Harry doesn't like it. So, he sings about it. Songfic and oneshot. My first uploaded story, so please don't flame.

Harry bricht in seinem ersten Jahr in die Verbotene Abteilung ein. Als er beinahe von Flinch erwischt wird ist er gezwungen ein verräterisches Buch mitzunehmen. Er vergisst es. Doch als sein zweites Schuljahr ihn in die Einsamkeit treibt erweist es sich als guter Ratgeber.

After catching Ron cheating on her Hermione has a drunken one night stand with the Slytherin Sex God, resulting in some unexpected consequences and possibly even love.

What happens when Luna's twin sister, Lena, comes to Hogwarts from Beauxbatons? What if she's betrothed to the Slytherin Prince? What if she's in love with a Weasley? Read and find out! T for some cursing that I'm sure will find it's way in here!

On one dinner during the winter holidays, Sirius sees five words on Harry's hand. Sirius wants to help, but will Harry let him?

CRACKFIC Crystal12345: Hello, my peepalz! Wazzap! AnimeAvarice: That won't work... Crys: How 'bout this; We're going to Hogwarts! AA: This is supposed to be a summary! Crys: But, I just summarized the whole thing! AA: No one will read it if you do that Crys: Then YOU make the summary! AA: Fine! But, we're running out of characters.. Summary inside! Crys: TO BE CONTINUED

Hermione is bitten by a werewolf. Only Snape knows how to help. But when she bites him in wolf form, he transforms as well and animal instinct drives him to dominate her. Will they remember what is done when they revert back to normal? Full summary inside

This is a story about our dear Marauders and two lovely Slytherin girls that were a part of theirs lives for a time. Rated M for later chapters.

"When you joined me, I asked you if you knew pain. You said you did not. I have promised to teach you – will you let me teach you now, Bella?" - and so the Dark Lord gives his protégé another lesson on her way to be his finest. ...Rated M for a reason, so don't enter if you can't stand a little fun with whips...

Sirius Black stumbles upon a pretty girl unexpectedly one day.

A One-Shot about a young Dolores Umbridge, and how she came to hate werewolves.

This is my story, The story of Bellatrix Black. My life was perfect as I child, but then I grew up. All the sweet childhood innocence was swept away like wind leaving me alone in my darkness.

My response to this week's GrangerSnape100 challenge. I added a couple more words to this version just for fluidity.

Set after Yet Again. Hope you enjoy.

During the Battle of Hogwarts, Ron and Hermione get trapped in the Room of Requirements. One-shot. Rated for a reason!

Para James Potter, Lily Evans era a garota mais bonita, mais inteligente e mais adorável de toda Hogwarts. Para Lily Evans, James Potter era o garoto mais idiota, arrogante e porco da instituição. Por que eles eram perfeitos um para o outro? Não tenho nem ideia!

Please don't read this it's crap. Check out my other account (Getting Me Through the Night) for better quality shit.