Sort of a crackfic... Both Harry Potter and his teddy bear need a life, but old habits die hard. Draco Malfoy is keen to have a part in Harry's life, but Ron the bear isn't so easily replaced. Story adapted from the movie Ted. Warnings for a teddy bear's potty mouth and abuse of chocolate for sexy purposes. Bottom!Draco/Top! Harry. AU!HP setting.

Sommerferien nach dem fünften Schuljahr. Die Dementoren greifen Harry, wieder einmal, im Ligusterweg an. Am selben Tag, jagt Voldemort den ganzen Privet Drive in die Luft und Harry wird des Massenmordes beschuldigt. Doch anstatt in einer Zelle in Askaban zu Enden, erfährt er sein wahres Erbe und weis endlich, was es ist die Macht zu besitzen die der dunkle Lortd nicht [Abgebrochen]

Harry didn't know if picking up a random rent boy was such a good idea...even if he was just asking for directions. Written for the Bottom Draco Adaption Fest 2013 on Livejournal. Adapted from the movie "Pretty Woman".

AU. When given a second chance, Voldemort's life turns out unexpectedly. The magical community in England is in peace. Harry Potter grows up as an arrogant boy, being the son of a Marauder. As Harry Potter starts his sixth year, Voldemort's daughter decides to attend Hogwarts. A mystery begins. Most likely no pairing for Harry Potter.

Sirius et les maraudeurs, passent leurs vacances d'été dans un camp de vacances moldu. Moldu vous dîtes ?

Pourquoi mettre un résumé ? Tout est dans le titre et ma foi ce n'est pas une surprise je porte le nom de Malfoy tout de même ! (Petit os juste pour rire.)

Prequel to the Mated Series! It's about how the other couples in Mated and Pregnant came together, their history. It starts with Bill and Draco, since they met first and will continue to Tony and David. I own nothing to do with Harry Potter! Warning: boyxboy, rated M for later chapters.

Hermione, Daphne and Susan were just in class when an event happened that not only affected them but the BWL as well. HP/Multi Fixed the first two chapters thanks for bareing with me

Names are important. Especially when it comes to this story, as the names are the title. Odd? We think ... NOT! Follow the insane adventures of two best friends as they battle love, hate and drama and read as they figure out ... who ate the chocolate.

FROM her-eyes-fiery-pinpricks. #4 of my story transfers. More inside. Drabble for my friends. In honor of J.K.'s and HP's birthday. K-plus to be safe.

Bellatrix knows her sister too well to be fooled by her twinkling eyes, so when Narcissa tells the Dark Lord that Harry is dead, Bellatrix sees something very different.

Disclaimer- Anything you recognize from the Harry Potter books belongs to J.K. Rowling ie Hogwarts, Dumbledore, exc. Two twins are pined against each other by the age-old rivalry that stands between Gryffindor and Slytherin. This is their tale.

This is the tragic, untold story of James Potter's little sister Rosaline, and where she's been for 16 years. Severus/OC

Hidup Astoria Greengrass tidaklah sesempurna kelihatannya. Tidak—atau belum. Belum.

Harry is sent back in time to his parent's seventh year! But in this time Voldemort is still alive and kicking so who knows what dangers he will land himself in... Time Travel Set just after the battle of Hogwarts. rated T cause I'm paranoid. Please

When James starts singing, who knows what will happen? Pretty much crack :)

Não havia conserto para uma alma tocada tão profundamente pelas trevas.

There's a new shop in town, but what happens when some evil stuff turns up? Pure CRACK xD

Summary inside. [heed warning kiddies.]

AU Severus survived the war and is in a relationship with Madam Hooch. I have used Xiomara as her first name here. She starts panicking when she thinks Severus is going to propose. She gets a little help from a friend.

Earlier that day she had caught him looking at her picture, touching the portion where her face would be. So when she felt the shift in their bed, she knew where he would be.

"Ich tue doch gar nichts!", beharrte sie, bevor sie einen Schluck Butterbier nahm. "Du starrst ihn an!", gab Mary sofort zurück. "Sirius hat es schon gemerkt, siehst du, er hat wieder seinen Ich werde alles tun, um ihn zu verteidigen-Blick aufgesetzt und beobachtet dich.", dieses Mal verdrehte sie ihre Augen... JL Wird in späteren Kapiteln M...

The story of Donald, a wizard born in an American, and the mystery of his heritage. When he finds out he is a wizard he is sent off to Hogwarts, but that is all I'll tell you. Rated M for language and violence, maybe for more later in the series.

Written for the "Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts" challenge. #367: Bribing several girls to attack Snape and wash his hair is a terrible waste of money. It is even worse when you tell him that he now has 'girl-approved hair' in detention, thus referencing the muggle shampoo commercial. Humorous silly drabble!

A depressing poem about Harry's life, vague but clear non-canon references. Graphic self harm references.