Harry keeps losing his Auror badge, and it keeps turning up in the most unlikely places. :: Harry/Draco SLASH ::

Shush baby it will all be over soon. Rated T for implied death

Part 1 of my rebooted AU Neo Marauder series, that explores the possibilites that could exist if Harry had been rescued by his new neighbor. Rated M for character deaths, abuse, gore, and language. Year 1 AU. Better summary, warnings, and pairings inside.

Short little oneshot that I wrote for a girl I know. Draco/OC, not very mushy. Enjoy! R&R

For some reason he can't explain, Sirius Black owns a diary.

I've never really believed that Harry's biggest fear was a Dementor - I knew it had to be You-Know-Who! So here's what I think should've went down in that DADA lesson. R&R!

Draco brews his own luck and gets lucky in a way he'd never anticipated. And then it happens again. Draco/Neville, Draco/Percy.

Bellatrix dares to request a favour from the Dark Lord. Written for Shira Lansys' Speed of Lightning Competition on the HPFC forum.

Une mission qui tourne mal ? Un soupirant , un premier amour avoué . Une discussion espionné ? Une ruse , et on se prend à son propre jeu ... Et voilà un deuxième soupirant . Un George/Bellatrix , ainsi qu'un Bellamort .

A little look at how Tom Riddle became the way he is, mentions physical violence and non-con stuff. A/U. Disclaimer: It's all JKR's, not mine.

Everything they did, everything that ever happened was a lie. He lied to her from the very start...but she didn't mind because it was such a beautiful lie.

It's fluffy, it's cuddly, it's soft and you just wanna hug it! But sadly, you can only read it and review it.

Hermione didn't want Fred and George to test their products on first and second years anymore, so she stepped up to be the twins test subject. What happens when they create an extremely dangerous prank potion and Hermione takes it?

When Harry is dared by his friends Ron and Hermione he gets into a lot of trouble with Snape and his Extrapolator.

A simple moment in a love story that spans the test of time. Written for an exchange that failed to happen. I did not want the story to sit wasted, so I decided to post it here. No reviews are necessary. If you enjoy it, that is enough for me.

Octobre 1995 au 12, Square Grimmaurd. La pluie ne faiblissait pas. Il restait perdu dans ses pensées, dans sa solitude, dans son ennui. Dans ses souvenirs. Dans sa folie.

Suddenly they were breathing each other's air, and then in the next moment Sirius was becoming responsible for yet another of Harry's big firsts. Harry/Sirius

My entry for the Mother and Child Competition! Ginny and Lily Luna, exploring their relationship a bit more!

A 'Happy Birthday' was the only thing he wanted every year from Lily.

She was always on my mind, stupid, infuriating, mudblood of a Gryff. Insufferable really, so why couldn't I stop thinking about her smile? Why did the smell of her hair linger in the air when I walked past? Why did, I have this weakness of love?

After getting a comment "Noms, zombie brain eater" in a review for another crackfic, I realized that the story of this "Noms" just had to be told. The resulting epic poem has almost no relation to HP, but I suppose I can loosely call it "HP fanfiction".

The "improved" Christmas Carols DA might have sung during a secret meeting while Hogwarts was run by Snape and the Carrows.

One evening, after a particularly amusing group chat, I decided to incorporate all craziness into a single story. Here is the result.

To understand this, first read "Schooled." This story is an alternate ending, which is explained in the AN here as well as Ch8 of "Schooled." 1945 mashup of characters, with a touch of Sherlock Holmes for good measure. HP/TMR

The Weasleys' trip to Egypt after CoS. No one will tell Bill anything, and Ginny isn't talking at all. And if navigating the relationships with his six siblings isn't enough, Bill has one more. But he and Amy Green are just friends, right?