So apparently the Dragonborn has returned, and is fighting for the fate of the world. Good for them. Because while that's going on we've got a kid lying his way into school, a woman with some bodily issues, an Orc trying not to get attached to her assassination target, and a cat who's really just here to cut hair. Not the people you'd ideally entrust the fate of Skyrim to, huh?
Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 390,406 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/11 - Published: 8/22/2019 - Elisif, Brynjolf, Mirabelle Ervine, OC