It was that time of the year. Blitz got everyone into the meeting room for their performance review. It barely meant anything and was mainly just an excuse to bully Moxxie more than he already did. Blitz pulled out some notes before speaking. "All right! First up, Loona. You're doing great sweetie, keep it up!" He always said that when it came to Loona. She couldn't care less though, as she was sharing her head buds with Octavia, both of them head bobbing to the heavy metal being played on her phone. "Next up, O!"

Octavia pulled out her head bud. "Yeah?"

"You're doing good, but I feel like you could do better. Out of the 32 people we killed last month, you only killed 12." She and Millie were the only members he gave actual feedback to.

"I didn't know we were keeping score. Besides, the jobs we got so far didn't require a high amount of dead bodies." Octavia had been with I.M.P for a few months now, and so far she hadn't had a hit as exciting as her first.

"That's not an excuse to not do your best, O. But I guess you're right. Not every hit can be as intense as paranoid mafia. Alright Moxxie, your turn!" This was the part where Blitz would nitpick on everything Moxxie did, so he prepped for the worst.

"...You've done great."

His statement surprised Moxxie. Blitz continued, "Yea, you're killing lots of people efficiently. I especially liked that one time your bullet ricocheted off that wall into that one guy's skull. That was creative."

"Th-thank you Blitz," Moxxie responded.

"Don't let it get to your head. You can still be better. Just keep getting good." Moxxie nodded with a smile. "And last, Millie! You're amazing girl! Even with that baby bulge, you're still licking all kinds of ass!"

"Thanks, Biltz!" She said. Millie was at that point in her pregnancy where her belly was quite large. But that didn't hinder her work. By the way she killed people you could hardly tell she was in the late stages of pregnancy.

"You still gotta make her cum Mox?" Blitz said, "Bet it's weird doing it with a pregnant woman."

Before Moxxie could tell him to shut the fuck up, Millie spoke. "Mox's actually really good with it. He's always happy to make sure I'm happy." Moxxie admitted he enjoyed sex with Millie pregnant more than he would've thought. Maybe a bit too much. He then wondered if something was awakening within him. Before he could finish his thought, the door to the office opened. When Blitz saw who was coming in, he saw a sinner with brown hair, a greasy green T-shirt, and cargo pants come in.

"Is this I.M.P?" the sinner said with a country accent.

"Indeed, it is!" Blitz said before guiding him into his office and sitting him down.

The sinner talked. "So my parents die, right? And my uncle took me into his trailer at this trailer park. He was ok, but then he found out about my life insurance and how much he would get if I died. So he kicked me into the middle of a busy freeway to make it look like an accident so he would get all that money."

"So, you want us to kill your uncle?" Blitz asked.

"Yea, I want you to kill him. He still lives in the trailer park. Must've spent most of that money on booze. Forgot to mention he's an alcoholic."

Blitz agreed to the hit and after some paperwork and prep, Loona summoned the portal to their destination and the hit crew went through. The trailer park was in the middle of a forest area, which meant sneaking would be easy since they could hide behind lots of trees. It also helped that it was sunset. Blitz told Octavia to scout one side of the park for their target, whilst Blitz, Millie, and Moxxie scouted the other.

While Blitz's crew scouted their side, he saw a large ranch in a glade that was right next to them. He was excited, as a ranch meant there were horses. Not demonic horses like in hell, but earth horses. He was so entranced by the ranch he didn't notice Octavia coming and telling them she found the target. The crew followed her, accidentally leaving Blitz behind as he approached the large barn house.

The house turned out to be a stable. Blitz learned this as he snuck through an open window into one of the stalls. In the stall, he saw a short, brown mare with black hair. It was the most beautiful horse he had ever seen, and he's seen a lot of horses. As he approached the mare, it whinnied away against the side of the stall. Blitz just put his hands up towards her, trying to reassure her he was no threat. He slowly approached the mare until eventually, he touched her head, which turned into a soft pat. She let him rub her chin and snuggle his cheek against her face. Blitz couldn't be anymore happier.

The door to the stable opened, and Blitz quickly hid inside the nearby bucket. He peeked out as the door to the stall opened, revealing two men. One of them wore overalls and a hat, while the other wore a shirt with a sleeveless vest and jeans. The vested man gave the man in overalls some money.

"Here she is, buddy." The overall man said.

"Wow, she sure is a beauty." The vested man said, looking over the mare as it shook in fear.

"Yep, she's JRHNBR."

"...a what?"

"Just the Right Height, No Bucket Required. I thought all you horse fuckers knew that one?" That word caught Blitz's attention. He immediately understood what this all was, and it made him angry. If there's one thing Blitz hated more than Verosika, Fizzarolli, or his own sister, it was horse fuckers.

"I just started two weeks ago." The horse fucker said.

"Whatever, you got 30 minutes to do your thing." The overall man said before leaving. As the horse fucker was undoing his pants, Blitz jumped out from the bucket and stabbed him in the chest repeatedly with his knife until the man stopped moving.

"You won't hurt another fucking horse ever again!" Blitz said. He then heard the door to the stable open and saw the overall man enter.

"Sorry, I forgot my pitch-" before the man could finish, he saw Blitz on top of a corpse. He screamed in horror as he ran away, screaming at his buddies thinking that it was some weird wolf. Blitz made a beeline outside and back towards the trailer park.

While that side adventure was going on, Octavia and the others were inside the trailer of their target. She looked out the window as a lookout while Millie snuck up behind the target as he was sitting on his beanbag chair watching TV. She pulled out her garotte and strangled him to death. "Great job, dear," Moxxie whispered to Millie.

"Thanks, Mox." She whispered back. Octavia looked around and noticed that Blitz wasn't with them.

"Has anyone seen Blitz?" Octavia asked.

"I thought he was with you," Moxxie replied.

"Fucking dammit, where could he be?" She said. Shortly after, Blitz jumped through the open window of the trailer and saw the rest of the gang.

"Oh, there you all are." Blitz said, "And you killed the guy, great! We gotta go now!" A bullet flew through the window. When they looked outside, they saw a mob of angry people with rifles and pistols shooting at them. The crew ran outside, avoiding their shots, and took cover behind a large log on the side of the trailer park.

"What the fuck did you do, Blitz!?" Moxxie yelled.

"Why are you assuming I'm responsible for this!?" Blitz responded.

"Because most of the time you are!"

"Yea, I'm not going to lie, dad, you start the most shit out of all of us," Octavia said. Even Millie was nodding in agreement.

"Ok fine, I might have killed some dude and his friend found out," Blitz said, "but he deserved it! It's no big deal. We just kill these assholes and we're home free. It can't get any worse." Just then, a big burst of flame came out from between Millie's legs like a flamethrower. After that was done, she held onto her belly while moaning in pain.

"Oh fuck, my fire broke!" Millie shouted.

"Oh, shit!" Moxxie said, knowing exactly what that meant. "The babies are coming!"

"Oh, of all the times those little shits had to come out!" Blitz yelled. Despite what he said, Blitz was prepared. He quickly removed Millie's pants before pulling out a towel and placing it on her legs. "It's ok, I have experience with this."

"Wait, you do!?" Moxxie said.

"Yea, back at my old job I helped some customer give birth. Sure, the baby ended up being stillborn, but that's not important right now! We need to get these babies out of her! Millie, you do what I say when I say it, ok!?" Millie nodded, trying her best to handle the pain of childbirth. "Moxxie, you keep close to your wife! She needs you right now!" Moxxie nodded as he held Millie's hand. "O, make sure these horse fuckers don't come anywhere near here!"

"Gotcha!" Octavia said before pulling out and dual-wielding two karambits and sneaking into the shadows.

"Alright Millie, I need you to push, girl!" Blitz commanded. Millie pushed down on her belly as hard as she could while screaming in pain. "That's it, push! Push harder than you push your strap on into Moxxie's asshole! I'm sorry Moxxie, that's the last pegging joke I make, I swear!" At this point, Moxxie didn't care how many he made as long as he could get the babies out.

While that was happening, Octavia jumped from shadow to shadow as she sliced and diced the posse members. They tried to shoot at her, but because of how fast she was, as well as hard to see, that would prove extremely difficult.

"Alright! I see the horns coming out!" Blitz yelled. Millie continued to push down while Moxxie gave her support. Eventually, the first baby came out. It was a boy with hair like Moxxie's but with black hair instead of white. Unlike human babies, imp babies came out of the womb with hair and they didn't have to deal with an umbilical cord. "Alright, that's one down. One more to go!" Blitz said. A posse member managed to get a look over their log before Octavia grabbed her from behind and stabbed her in the neck.

Millie pushed her hardest for just a bit more. To her, this experience was probably more painful than anything she's ever done. Even fighting for the bouquet at her brother's wedding. Then again, she didn't have Moxxie to comfort her back then, so it wasn't all too bad. After some screaming and blood both from Millie and the posse Octavia was killing, the second baby finally came out. It was a girl with hair like Millie's, but white instead of black. The babies cried as Blitz held them up.

"You did it! A boy and a girl!" Blitz said. Millie eagerly reached out to her kids, a gesture which Blitz responded with by giving her the babies. They stopped crying the moment she held them, and she couldn't stop smiling.

"Oh, Satan. They're beautiful." Millie said.

"They really are," said Moxxie, looking at his kids with the biggest smile he could foster. He pointed to the boy. "This one has your hair color."

"And this one has your eyes." She said, motioning toward the girl. While they were admiring their new children, Blitz looked over their log cover.

"Ok, we're ready to-" Blitz then saw Octavia covered in blood, surrounded by dead bodies. "Oh, you already took care of them all. That's my girl!" Octavia just smiled, happy that she finally got to kill lots of people.

Thanks to the imp's fast regenerative abilities, Millie could stand up without too much trouble. She made the towel Blitz put on her into a makeshift dress. Blitz called Loona to tell them they did the job, and she summoned the portal back. Octavia was the first to pass through it and Loona noticed all the blood on her. She couldn't help but smile about her sister finally upping her kill count. That smile turned into a frown as she saw Millie coming in, holding two babies with Moxxie close to her. So the day finally came, two more Moxxies came into this world.

Just when things couldn't get any worse, Loona saw Blitz come in on a short, brown horse. "Oh, you've gotta be fucking kidding me!" She shouted at him.

"This horse has been through a lot, ok!" said Blitz, "It's coming with us and you can't stop me!"

While that was going on, Millie sat down and looked at her kids some more. Moxxie joined her. "Y'know, I never got why people said babies were cute," Millie said. "I didn't hate 'em, but I didn't go crazy over them. But with these two, I think I get it."

"They are precious," Moxxie said, still admiring his children. He then put an arm on Millie's shoulder. "We're going to be great parents, Millie."

"I know, but it feels nice to be reminded."

"Well, everything worked out great!" said Blitz. "You two got kids, and I got a new daughter!" He began patting the horse's head. "It's ok, no one will hurt you here. I think I'll name you Spindle." Blitz looked at Loona and Octavia, who were both annoyed about him bringing a fucking horse into the office. "Don't worry girls, I still love you."

"Why the fuck would we be jealous of a goddam horse?" Loona said.

As Blitz was admiring his horse, Moxxie was reminded of something. "Oh shoot, we need to name them." He was going through his head about possible names like Mistoffelees, Christine, or Javert. Millie then came up with what she thought were the perfect names for them.

"How about we name the boy Jessie and the girl Amanda?" She said. Moxxie looked back at her surprised, tears swelling up in his eyes.

"...I would like that a lot." Moxxie put an arm around Millie and put his cheek to hers as they watched their kids giggling. At this moment, they were both the happiest imps in all of hell. Just being with each other was enough for them, but Jessie and Amanda's arrival felt like an award for their love. They were going to make sure they loved these kids the same way they loved each other.

Part of Moxxie was going to miss the pregnant sex, though.