Author's notes:
This chapter was inspired and planned since the day I listened to the four-singer mashup of Prince Ali. Which at that time, I saw a YouTube comment saying, that the entire song sounded like four people trying to help their friend hook-up with someone.
Thus, this chapter was born! Which became longer than expected.
*Side note: Who's excited for Inazuma! The trailer and the Electro Traveler were lit. Cool & Hot characters like Ayaka and Yoimiya, plus an Anemoe Sayu! And I bet some people would joke that Baal's divine blade is not the only sword they want between her breasts. Hehehe… cultured person sounds… Jokes aside, I'm excited for ver. 2.0!
And hear is chapter two of Breakout into Song.
Song parodied: 'Prince Ali' 'From Disney's Alladin.
Also if it helps, you can listen to the instrumental version of the song while reading this to help immerse yourself. Any version would do too, though I prefer the remake version.
That's all and here is the chapter, enjoy!
Chapter 2:
'Prince Aether' (Ft. The Abyss Order)
Ever since the day their prince reunited with his long-lost sibling, the Abyss order couldn't help but feel Aether has been feeling a bit… different lately.
Granted, while the celestial twin sent his other half to travel Teyvat and see the truth as he once did 500 year ago, to understand the cause of the abyss and the sins of Celestia; It didn't mean the Abyss prince felt no emotion from parting with his dear sister.
Aether was always the more emotive one between him and Lumine, and the Abyss Herald who was with him during their reunion, could tell that his liege was holding an untold amount of grief, sorrow, and at least one positive emotion being relief from seeing his sister again. Before departing in a tear-jerking manner.
Thus, after the siblings reunion, something shifted in Aether's demeanor. Or rather, he become far more workaholic than usual. Similar to the likes of the current acting grandmaster of Mondstadt and the Yuheng of Liyue.
Always in the planning room, delegating task nonstop to his troops, organizing even greater schemes to create artificial gods to go against Celestia, and even going so far to the depths of the Abyss and taming the dangerous beasts born from the lost Alchemic art of Kemia. Many, if not all of the Abyss serving under him, were in awe of his recent developments and surge of progress made in their plans.
Even despite setbacks they've run into, like Dainsleif, who's currently on the run and holding the eye of the first field-tiller.
Yet even though the Abyss order were grateful for their Prince making great strides to their goals with his current working demeanor, some members were growing concerned for Aether and fear that he may be pushing himself too much. Leaving him at risk of burning out and unable to perform his duties properly if he continues with his current pace.
And that's saying something for the Abyss order, knowing their Prince was an immortal traveler who traversed countless worlds and witnessed the birth and death of stars. They've already guessed to why their Prince was throwing himself more into his work, since it would leave him less time to worry about his sister's progress in traveling all of Teyvat, while waiting for their eventual reunion.
Unfortunately, it took years for Aether to travel the whole of Teyvat and meeting their Archons. It would take Lumine far longer with all the… difficulties present in the world. The fact adding more stress to Aether, along with fighting against Celestia and defying destiny.
The concerned members of the Abyss order did try to suggest and convince their Prince to take a break and get some well-deserved rest, but all their pleas fell on deaf ears or rebukes by Aether saying:
"How could I rest when my sisters is busy travelling Teyvat uncovering its truth and lies? Everything, our plans, and goals, must be ready and prepared perfectly before we are reunited… Now go kill the Treasure Hoarders and Fatui skirmishers too foolish enough to enter our domains!"
Which is why a few higher-ranking members of the Abyss decided to have an emergency secret meeting, unbeknownst to Aether. And try to figure out how to give their Prince an intervention, or least convince him to sleep a minimum 2 hours before heading back to work, making plans to do so.
Unfortunately for the Abyssal horde…
"He won't listen! I even tried bribing him with his favorite meals, but he simply sucked them in his personal subspace and carried on plotting the star maps!" One Cryo Abyss mage cried with defeat.
"We also tried giving him a shoulder massage, but he just thanked us and continued writing down our next task before giving them to us to do!" A Pyro Abyss mage also added with exasperation at his liege's behavior.
Listening to the two Abyss mages, were the Abyss Lector and the Abyss Herald. Who were nodding their heads and listing down the failed plans in front of an astral projected board.
"Any other attempts that have resulted to failure?" The Abyss Herald asked the rest of the elemental Abyss mages present in the room.
"Operation sleepy spell backfired horribly!"
"And Operation Lullaby blues ended even worst too!"
An Electro Abyss mage called out excitedly. "We made our Prince a card! That said: 'He was the best and that he should get some rest!'"
"Oh?" That was new to both of the Abyss lieutenants. The Abyss Lector asked. "Did it worked?"
The Electro Abyss mage droops, responding. "No… He simply pinned it on his personal goal board, before sending us off."
"So it didn't work." The Abyss Herald couldn't help bringing a hand to his head in dismay. "None of them did..."
"Indeed." The Abyss Lector said, crossing out all of the mentioned plans off their astral board. "And unfortunately, we have exhausted all of our schemes to convince our Prince to rest."
"What, really?!" The Abyss Herald turned to the board and saw to his dismay that the Abyss Lector was right. The entire Astral board was filled with crossed lines of failed attempts, before vanishing completely by the Lector's power.
"Is there anything else we haven't tried? Or old plans we rejected?" The Abyss Herald asked once more to the room. But only to be met by shaking heads and sorrowful glances.
Now even he was starting to lose hope and feeling more worrisome for their celestial Prince.
"There is… one thing we haven't tried yet." The Abyss Lector spoke suddenly, gaining the attention of the entire room.
The Abyss Herald asked. "Oh? And what is it we haven't tried yet?"
"It was a scheme we tried a century ago and—" The Abyss Lector starts, only to be cut off by the resounding groans of disbelief from the others.
"Not this again…"
"That will never work."
"Our Prince is too Dense!"
The Abyss Herald was inclined to agree with the rest of the Abyss mages, knowing what that plan was and its futility. He voiced out the shared thoughts of his colleagues to the Abyss Lector.
"Are you seriously suggesting we do again 'Operation Abyss Bride'? You know that plan failed spectacularly for many reasons. One of which mainly, is our Prince's association with the Abyss."
An Abyss mage couldn't help pointing out. "No one would want to marry into the Abyss."
"True." The Lector agreed but he countered. "Though not once did we reveal our Prince to the masses that time, which is why many suitress rejected our offers for a bridal interview, not believing they would be meeting with a non-abyss turned man. And our Prince found it distasteful of kidnapping and condoning stock-holm syndrome to a bride-to-be, so that type action was out of the question too."
"So you are aware of the complications of Operation Abyss bride. So why still suggest it?" The Abyss Herald said, waiting for the Lector's explanation.
The other 9-foot-tall Abyss lieutenant simply responded with a patient tone, asking. "Now hear me out… I wasn't suggesting to do 'Operation Abyss Bride' as it is. I am thinking of doing something similar with a little bit of revisions to the plan. Besides this might be the only plan we have left, so what do we have to lose?"
"Hmmm." The Abyss horde were curious, with the Herald gesturing the Lector to continue. "Carry on."
With a dignified voice, the Abyss Lector spoke resolutely. "I believe we should now go public with our Prince's existence—"
"What!" The Abyss Herald cried in shock, as with the other Abyss mages sharing the same reaction.
"—And help him form an Abyss Harem!" The Lector adds proudly.
Even more chorus of disbelief and opposition were heard.
The Abyss Lector being the loudest, exclaiming. "Have gone mad!? You unholy being of darkness!"
The Abyss Lector wave his hands in a placating manner to settle the unrest in the room, before explaining. "I'm being serious. Understand what our prince is going true. He is lonely, and of need of human company and love. Reuniting with his sister may have possibly triggered something to our Prince. Probably a longing to be together with someone. Either in a familial or romantic sense of intimacy."
The Abyss Lector then stresses. "So why not help our dear Prince Aether find a partner—or partners—for him to be with and maybe even have someone help shoulder the burden he is carrying, since 500 years ago. Besides… one of the goals of the Abyss order is to bring to light of the truth and exposing the lies of heaven. And why not we start convincing people, or at least the Prince's potential brides to be, to join our cause and see our Abyssal truth?"
The Abyss Herald shared a look with the Abyss mages in the room, before turning back to the Abyss Lector with unsure expressions etched on their masks.
The Abyss Lector sighs, pinching the tip of his mask like an exasperated parent before adding. "Also, if the Prince had a bunch of wives doting on him, then it would be easier for them to convince him to get some rest. And maybe even help take his mind off of his sister …with other means of distractions, if you catch my drift." The Lector says the latter with a knowing tilt of his head.
The Abyss horde were sold upon hearing the last remark. With many murmuring in agreement, finally convinced.
"It's crazy. But insane enough to work…" The Abyss herald spoke bluntly, while still raising a concern. "But how should we proceed with the plan? I doubt our dear Prince would support or voice his approval if we were up front about this."
"I'd say we have to risk enacting this plan discreetly before revealing it's truth to our Prince eventually." The Abyss Lector said with a grave tone, knowing the risk of doing something behind the Prince's back. But he confidently reassures the rests of his colleagues.
"But leave the part of creating the opportunity to me. I know the perfect way to get our Prince interested of visiting Teyvat and meeting its people."
The Abyss Herald and the Abyss mages exchange concerned glances with each other, before turning towards the Abyss Lector who was already leaving the room and no doubt heading towards meeting their prince.
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Minutes later in the Abyss throne room…
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"MY SISTER HAS A WHAT?!" Aether yelled at the top of his longs, shaking the entire room, upon hearing what the Abyss Lector kneeling before him reported.
Said Lector fortunately didn't show his discomfort hidden behind his mask from the Prince's outburst, yet he knew his lord's reaction was expected as he repeats what he said earlier.
"A Harem… my Prince."
A range of emotions were seen flitting through Aether's expression. Mainly anger, disbelief, and murderous intent, before he schools his expression and asks with a dark tone.
"Since when? And who are the fools, who dare to be with Lumine... Without my approval."
The Abyss Lector replies in a professional manner, wary of inciting his Prince's wrath. "If I were to give an estimate, your sister garnered a harem around the time between after cleansing Dvalin of his blight and before your reunion. She grew close to a select few unique men, and all are vision bearers she's met in Mondstadt and Liyue. We already gathered data and information regarding them. And their profiles are constantly being updated of their backgrounds."
Aether held a pensive expression, belaying the rising rage within him.
The Abyss Lector froze, like he suddenly felt he was hit by an elemental reaction of cryo and hydro. His armor was shaking from the intensity of the dark divine aura Aether was emitting.
The Abyss prince asked. "Has Lumine…slept, with any of the men in her harem?"
The Abyss Lector gulped, fearing whether to answer his Prince or not.
Yet he must for it was his duty.
"Mostly… those in Mondstadt. Including a certain bard—"
Aether scowls, the sheer intensity of his expression cutting the Abyss Lector off before he could finished. With the Abyss Prince's entire demeanor turning colder and far more indifferent, as he speaks.
"Prepare our army. It's time I make my presence known to all of Teyvat…
…By Conquering Mondstadt."
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The next day, out at the front gates of Mondstadt…
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The guards stationed there were feeling bored and thought the day was going to be another normal one. Nothing significant was happening in Mondstadt lately, besides the brief appearance of the dragon of the four winds flying over the city weeks earlier. Even the famous heroic traveler and Honorary Knight was absent from the city, with rumors saying she has left heading towards the closed off nation of Inazuma.
With that said, the guards thought they'd be spending the rest of their shift counting the number of people little Timmie would yell at, for scaring his pigeon friends.
It was fortunate that their patron Archon Barbatos blessed them with good winds for a lovely day.
Because if he didn't, then the Guards wouldn't have heard the rhythmic beat of drums and the sounds of trumpets being blown and played.
Both knights were immediately on high alert, knowing the Windblume festival was over, and no one would be playing outside the city this time of the year. At the same time, the ground beneath their feet began to vibrate strongly as each second passes.
But before they could figure out what was happening, little Timmie ran past the guards entering the city while crying out with fear. When the guards turned to see the cause of Timmie's abrupt departure, they paled upon finding the Abyss order and its massive army marching towards the Mondstadt.
Hordes of Hilichurls, with legions of Abyss mages composing of Pyro, Hydro, Cryo and even Electro elements commanding them, Abyss Heralds and Abyss Lectors acting as Lieutenants floating menacingly, and finally monsters from over all reaches of Teyvat and of the Abyss being ridden or marching with the troops.
Most concerning, behind the group of Abyss mages and Hilichurls at the front, was a figure sitting on a throne being carried by an abnormally large Primo Geovishap. Who radiated both a sense of Divine Royalty and a chilling dread to all within his presence.
Both guards froze, not knowing what to do. Especially when the Abyss Order were starting to act even stranger than usual.
Especially when they spotted Abyss mages and Hilichurls equipped with musical instruments like trumpets and drums, no doubt the source of the music being played.
There were also Mitachurls and Lawachurls, part of the dark unholy looking orchestra; plus some of their electro and cryo variants pulling what seems to be heavy carts filled with gold and treasure. There were also floats similar to ones seen at parades with dancing Hilichurls on top of them. While a few in the Abyss army were also dressed in unique attires not suited for war and decorated for something more festive. Like squads of Ruin Guards dressed/painted in form fitting spandex and colorful looking clown suits, with ribbons tied on their wrist or holding wands similar to what most Abyss mages use.
And the strangest thing the guards took notice, was when the Abyss army started singing.
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Abyss Order: "Make way! For Prince Aether~!"
Abyss Order: "Say hey! It's Prince Aether~!"
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The guards recovered their wit and attempted to stop the Abyss's approach. Only to be swept off their feet by abyssal magic, as the Abyss Lector and the Abyss Herald appeared before them.
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Abyss Lector (Scolding the knights): "Hey! Clear the way, in your Mondstadt street!"
Abyss Herald (Pointing his blade at one guard): "Yes, you! Knightly fools! See our Majesty!"
Abyss Lector & Abyss Herald (Both gesturing to Aether): "All Come! Be the first of you Monds, to meet his eyes~"
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The Abyss Lector threw the guards aside as they entered the streets of Mondstadt, announcing their presence to the fearful populace who heard of their approach.
While a few Abyss mages began to flood the city, cheering merrily to anyone they greet.
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Pyro Abyss mage (Singing to a fearful Flora): "Make way! Here he comes!"
Cryo Abyss mage (Coercing a frightened Helen): "Strum harps! Play the drums!"
Abyss Herald (Waving jazz hands at a scared Donna): "Are you gonna LOVE this guy~!"
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Both the Abyss Lector and the Abyss Herald gestured at the entrance, as it explodes with the Primo Geovishap carrying their Prince entering the city. The rest of the Abyss horde begin flooding in as well while singing, much to the terror of the unsuspecting populace.
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Abyss Order (Melodically in chorus): "Prince Aether! Marvelous Sir! Abyssal Astra!"
Abyss Lector (Glaring at some bystanders): "Genuflect, show YOUR respect."
Abyss Herald (Yelling at drunkards): "Fall DOWN to your knees!"
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The civilians present in the streets could only cower in fear and follow the commands given to them like meek sheep. Afraid of the Abyss horde entering their streets.
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Razor and Bennet were also present. with both boys immediately moving to interfere. Only to be met by a group of Abyss mages singing at their faces.
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Electro Abyss mage (Tapping Razor by his nose): "Now, try your best to stay calm~"
Cryo Abyss mage (Throwing ancient text at Bennett's face): "Recite our holy dark Psalm~"
Pyro Abyss mage (Grabbing both of the boys by the shoulders): "All come and meet our spectacular… ROYALTYYYY~!"
Hydro Abyss mage (laughing at Razor and Bennett' s stupefied expressions): "OW!"
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Caught off guard, the boys were pushed inside a hydro bubble conjured by the Hydro abyss mage. The four mages cheered at their catch and carrying the trapped Razor and Bennett with them.
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The musical parade continues, with the Abyss Herald taking the lead and the Abyss entourage passing through the Adventure's Guild and a horrified Katheryne.
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Abyss Herald (Boasting to the populace): "Prince Aether! Mighty warrior! Abyssal Astra!"
Abyss Herald (Then flexing for his Prince): "Strong as ten, godly pow'r men, Definitely…"
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Aether nods his head to the beat, before the parade pauses upon seeing Captain Kaeya and squad of knights, arriving on the scene.
The Cavalry Captain leads a charge, with his squad of knights and nonexistent horses. But they're met by Aether's entourage, who display a level of badassery defending their prince in song.
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Abyss Lector (Casually blocking a cryo blast from Kaeya): "He's faced celestial hordes!"
Electro Abyss mage (Shocking the knights to submission): "A hundred Angels with swords!"
Abyss Herald (Sucker punches a distracted Kaeya): "Who sent their heads to their lords?"
Abyss order (Singing as they capture the knights in bubbles): "Why, Prince Aether!"
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Aether nods in approval at his servants, happy with another fool trapped in a hydro bubble. Razor and Bennett give a timid wave at Kaeya in their bubble, who much to his dismay, floats beside them in his own.
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The parade resumes, marching through establishments like Wind and Glory, Good hunter, and including a certain Goth hotel with the Fatui jumping ship from the city, once the Abyss order arrived and leaving Mondstadt to the whimsiness of the Abyss' musicality.
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Abyss Lector (Clearing his throat and raises a scroll): "Peasants, he's got—"
Abyss Order (More mages appear and trapping knights): "He's got Thousands of Abyssal mages!"
Hydro Abyss mage/Cryo Abyss mage (Mocking some poor shumcks): "Gang-gang-Woo! /Don't they look bubbly, June?"
Abyss order (Mitachurls start swinging rare weapons haphazardly): "5-star weapons, he's got sixty-three~!"
Abyss Herald/Abyss Lector (Both brandishing a sword at fearful a Margaret): "Fabulous, No? I love the claymores! /Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh."
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Albedo and Sucrose arrived at the streets just in time to witness the Abyss Order bringing cages filled with hideous abominations.
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Abyss Order (& Abyss mages pulling some cages): "When it comes to, Alchemic made monsters… ~ (Everybody help us out!)"
Abyss order (showcasing their dark monsters to the crowd): "He's got a zoo? I'm telling you, a monstrous-kemia menagerie!"
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Albedo blanches from seeing some of the master's old creations, before both he and Sucrose are easily captured in a hydro bubble.
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As the abyss horde continues in their way, up at the rooftops, a certain Purple Librarian and Spindrift Knight, accompanied by a faithful Outrider and Maid knight in training, make their way to face the Abyss army.
Seeing that they were going to be a nuisance, Aether disappears in flash of abyssal magic to intercept them. While his Abyss army provide vocals and excitedly watch their prince in action.
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Electro Abyss mage (Loudly singing to some women still in the streets): "Prince Aether! Handsome Lover! Abyssal Astra!"
Cryo Abyss mage (At the background): "~Extra-ordinary, All exciting! ~"
Pyro Abyss mage (Swooning playfully to a curious Glory): "That physique, How can I speak? …Weak at my knees."
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Aether appears before Amber and Noelle, surprising the two and grabbing them both by the arm. Before tossing the two down the streets and to an awaiting hydro bubble.
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Hydro Abyss mage & Abyss Herald (Both whispering at their captives): "A well-hung boy! Also impressive!"
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Amber and Noelle briefly blush at the implication, before watching in worry as Aether turns his attention to their remaining Allies.
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Lisa begins her assault, summoning lighting strikes that Aether easily dodges before he raises a hand and ensnares Lisa with abyssal magic. But before he could do anything else to the beautiful Librarian, Aether steps asides, dodging as Eula attempts to cleave him in two with her claymore. Undeterred, the Spindrift Knight continues to swing her blade at Aether.
Deciding to be a little playful, Aether summons his blade and clashes with the attractive outcast of Mondstadt. While quickly enveloping Lisa in Abyssal magic before teleporting her to a hydro bubble and brought with the rest of their captives. Leaving Eula with his full attention.
The Abyss Herald gestures for their Abyssal band to provide instrumental music of their song, pausing their choir in singing.
So that they could join in cheering and clapping at the showing duet of their Prince and a member of the disgraced Lawrence clan.
"You got this our Prince!" The Abyss mages cry out in glee.
"Go my Lord!" The Abyss Lector shouts, cheering with them.
"Show her the strength of the Abyss your majesty!" The Abyss Herald bellows with excitement as his majesty was visibly dominating his opponent.
And Aether was smiling throughout his entire 'fight' with Eula. The blue haired knight incorporated dance moves in her fighting style, that reminded him of how Lumine fought similarly. He also found it adorable as the Lawrence girl grew more infuriated, as he parries her claymore with his smaller sword and meeting her movement flawlessly, essentially dancing with her.
While Eula's own allies could only futilely cheer her on in their bubble prison.
"Don't give up Eula! You got this!" Amber shouts.
"Yes, Please sweep him off!" Noelle cries out in support.
"Kick his butt Miss Eula!" Bennett, Razor and Sucrose joining as well.
This might be one of the rare times Eula has ever experience moral support, not surprise it was coming from her peers, but it still fueled her to push through despite the exhaustion beginning to prickle in.
She even hears both Lisa and Kaeya urging her on too.
"Darling he's underestimating you, take advantage of it!"
"Yeah, he's just playing with you!"
With a sudden war cry, Eula dashes towards Aether with an overhand swing. But the Abyss Prince suddenly teleports in front of her in cloud of abyssal magic, catching the knight off guard and disarming her of her claymore with a swing of his sword.
Albedo points out "Correction he's been playing you." Much to the others dismay.
Not giving up, Eula decides to take matters with her fists, throwing a right hook at Aether's face. But Aether simply steps aside dodging her punch and letting Eula ran past him.
Cheekily palming her ass while he's at it, earning a surprised yelp from the Spindrift knight.
Aether smiles cutely as Eula turns around, seeing her blush despite the scowl aimed at him.
She rushes in again, throwing her fist once more with vengeance, but Aether conjures a portal in front her. Too late to stop herself, Eula barrels through and finds herself with Lisa inside the same water bubble. Tripping into the Libarian, who catches her as she falls.
Feeling her exhaustion finally reaching her, Eula weakly mutters. "I will… have my vengeance..."
Before she collapses in a tired heap in Lisa's arms. While the rest of Mondstadt crew are left in a state of despair from witnessing Eula's lost.
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Aether teleports back onto his throne, before nodding his head at the Abyss Herald to resume their singing and the parade. The Abyss horde resume in gusto, after witnessing the easy victory of their Prince, and begin to urge the now despairing people of Mondstadt to prepare.
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Cryo Abyss mage (Cheering to a crowd of adventures): "So, get out to your lovely main square! ~"
Electro Abyss mage (At the background): "He's a Princeling, he's a whiz, a god-slayer!"
Pyro Abyss mage (Slapping veils at random people): "Adjust your Brides and prepare! ~"
Hydro Abyss mage (At the background): "He's about to steal all hearts, a plunder!"
Abyss Lector (Orders at a group of knights): "Go gawk and grovel and beg! At Prince Aether! —oops!"
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A group of Hilichurls run over a few knights under their feet, as they excitedly praise the prince in their native tongue along the streets.
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Hilichurls (At the background): "*Yea da di-Mu ye hi ha!" (*translation: And We absolutely love the way he dresses!)
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The rest of the knights and the city's defenders form at the Cathedral, making the place their last stand. And leading them were both Master Jean and Master Diluc. The former grits her teeth, preparing herself to face the Abyss army and its Prince. While the latter does the same, but scowls as the Abyss continues their stupid musical number much to his growing annoyance.
The two stood at the balcony steps, overseeing the rest of the fleeing citizens and knights who could make it to plaza. Witnessing as the Abyss Order arrives shortly, announcing their presence by unceremoniously destroying the statue of Barbatos with a blast of Abyssal magic.
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Abyss Order (& Abyss mages cheering at the sidelines): "He's got ninety-five Prime Geo Vishaps! ~ (He's got the Vishaps, Primos of Vishaps!)"
Abyss Order (& Abyss mages boasting in the air): "And to Fight them he charges no fee! ~ (He's generous, so generous.)"
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More Primo Geovishaps begin to invade the plaza coming from all sides, with Aether's at the center leading the march. Diluc and Jean leap towards the Liyue dragons to stop them.
Only to be suspended in the air by Aether's Abyss magic. Leaving the two to struggle and glare at the Prince before they are imprisoned in hydro bubbles.
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Abyss Lector & Abyss Herald (Gesturing to the entire Abyss army): He's got ten thousands loyal dark servants! ~ (Proud to work for him!)"
Cryo Abyss mage & Pyro Abyss mage (Floating around pridefully): "We bow to his whim, love serving him!"
Electro Abyss mage & Hydro Abyss mage (Dancing with Hilichurls): "We're all lousy with loyalty… To our Prince!"
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Aether smirks as his army begins to fill up the entire plaza, while he waits and listens to his servants singing.
Abyss Order (Singing all together): "Prince Aether!"
Abyss Order (Singing all together): Prince Aeeeeeeeee—"
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The sky roars with a dragon's bellow.
And descending down in front of the Cathedral was Dvalin, with Venti, Barbara, and Rosaria riding on his back. Their presence forcing the Abyss army to pause in their approach.
But not deterred in their singing upon their arrival. In fact they were waiting for the moment Venti would show up.
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Abyss Lector (Calling out to Venti) "We were waiting for you, Bard!"
Abyss Order (continuously Singing): "—eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee—"
Abyss Herald (Pointing at the god in disguise) "We're not going 'til you reveal your true form bard!"
Abyss Order (Still singing, while glaring at Venti): "—eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee—"
Abyss Lector (Pointing out): "We don't breath air, so we can go as long as we what."
Abyss Order (True, but they were getting impatient singing): "—eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee—".
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Having left with no choice, Venti floats to the air enveloping himself in divine anemo light. Before revealing his god form to everyone in the square, much to the gaping shock of Barbara and Rosaria.
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Aether (Stands from his thrones and meets Venti's gaze): "There you are… Barbatos."
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The music drops, as Aether suddenly summons dark astral chains from portals surrounding Venti and his group.
Several chains bind Dvalin down to the ground, forcing the Venti, Barbara, and Rosaria to leap off his back to escape. Unfortunately, Barbara is immediately captured by a Hydro Abyss mage. Distracting Venti who heard her cry for help, leaving him open for Aether to bind dark chains around him and suppressing his power.
The music slowly returns, as the Abyssal Choir sing triumphantly, for their Prince has subdued one of the seven and all of Mondstadt.
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Abyss Order (Starting slow before speeding up): "
Prince Aetheeeeer….
Amorous Siiiiiiir…
Abyssal AstrAAAAA!"
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Rosaria, who was still free, makes one last ditch effort to attack. Launching a large cryo lance from the air at the Abyss Prince. But Aether simply summons more astral chains that pierces and shatters her elemental burst. Before binding Rosaria in the air, who momentarily falls to the Abyss Prince's waiting arms.
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Pyro Abyss mage (With the Abyss Herald & Lector giving a thumbs up at Aether): "Heard your sisters, were HOT! Lovely, to see~"
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Aether deposits the scantily clad nun with the other prisoners, before sitting back down on his throne. Watching as the Herald and Lector begin arranging the plaza, moving their prisoners and the captive citizens to address him and witness their grand finale.
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Abyss Lector (Calling attention to the citizens): "And that, good peasants, is why…"
Abyss Herald (Gesturing to Aether): "Our Prince dolled up and dropped by…"
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Mondstadt witnesses all of the Abyss arriving to the plaza, with the Abyssal choir front and center of the captive heroes, merrily singing in chorus.
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Abyss Choir (As Hilichurls riding on Vishaps arrive): "With armies of monsters, Abyss galore— (For real?)"
Abyss Choir (With Heralds, Lectors and Mages flying on scene): "With his knights and Lectors, our mages and more—(What?)"
Abyss Choir (The Ruin machines begin to drop from the sky): "With his Ruin graders (oh!), And Guards and hunters—(oh!)"
Abyss Choir (All dancing in front of Diluc & the rests): "His servants that sing on KEY— (oh!)"
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Abyss Herald, Abyss Lector, Abyss mages & Abyss Order (All waving their hands towards the throne):
"MAKE WAAAAAAYYYY…
FOR PRINCE…
AAEETHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!"
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The entirety of the plaza is filled with loud music, with several of the Abyss dancing around, moving like a whirlwind that made it hard to see for the captive knights and citizens of Mondstadt.
Until the Music ends, with the Abyss horde posing in grand reverence and revealing their Prince in his full glory. With all the imprisoned defenders of Mondstadt facing Aether as he stares them down.
With everything is set up and their musical entrance executed and finished, the Abyss Lector starts to give greetings.
"People of Mondstadt. We are gathered here today—"
"Wait." Aether stopped him for a second, sensing something. He signaled to a Hydro Abyss mage to conjure another hydro bubble, before raising one hand in the air and conjuring a portal.
Just in time, as Mona and Fischl fall towards him, no doubt having teleported themselves above Aether for one last sneak attack. Only for them to fall straight through the portal and to the hydro bubble made for them. With both girls giving surprise yelps as they crashed landing in a heap and finding themselves imprisoned like the others.
"I should have foreseen this…" A daze Mona groans under Fischl, cushioning the girl from their abrupt fall.
Aether then scanned his surroundings with his elemental senses and finds no new surprise or expected ambush.
"Good, now we can make for our next agenda."
Content with no further interruptions, the Abyss Lector resumes. "Good ignorant people of Mondstadt. You are all gathered hear today to bear witness, with great honor the first public appearance—"
All of the Abyss order proudly gestures at their esteemed prince briefly.
"—Of our Abyss Prince Aether! Now bask in his glory, all you unworthy Archon deceived Teyvat low lives."
"Hey! Who are you, calling my children low life?!" Venti yelled vehemently at the Abyss Lector. "They are freedom incarnate and you are oppressing— Mmph!"
Aether silenced the windborne god with a black cloth magically taped over his mouth, before letting his Lector resume uninterrupted. "Mondstadt is now under Abyss rule. As such, all will follow the laws of the Abyss and the authority of our Abyss Prince."
"And any forms of rebellion or instigation of nuisances against the Abyss Order and the Abyssal Prince… Will be SILENCED Permanently…" The Abyss Herald warns to the growing fearful populace of Mondstadt, while Jean and several of the knights and Mondstadt protectors could only stare defiantly, as the Abyss Order continues to have a strong grip on their city.
"What is it that you want in Mondstadt?!" The acting grandmaster yells in question. "Do you seek our city's destruction? Our Archon you've already captured?"
"We seek more than what you've have told. For you to see the truth…" The Abyss Lector replied solemnly, garnering the attention of everyone.
"And to fulfill the wishes of our dear Prince." The Abyss Herald adds malevolently to the growing concern of the Favonius knights, as he gestures to all the bubble trapped heroes of Mondstadt.
"Indeed, the lot of you were gathered for a purpose." The Abyss Lector spoke. "To bear witness…"
Yes. Aether was waiting for this, with him as the Abyss prince rising from his throne to announce in unison with the Abyss Lector.
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"The Trial of my sister's harem! / Our Bridal interviews!"
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"What?" Aether suddenly turned to the Abyss Lector in question.
Wondering if he misheard what his lieutenant has just said. With the rest of Mondstadt and those in attendance feeling the same; confused and were unable to hear clearly what both the Abyss Prince and the Abyss Lector said at the same time.
The Abyss Herald answers, clarifying to his Prince. "He said we should proceed 'To the Bridal Interviews' my Prince."
"Bridal Interviews?!" Aether reacted with shock, breaking his stoic Abyss demeanor.
"WHAT?!"
Just as a sudden uproar of disbelief came from the citizens, with all of Mondstadt surprised upon hearing his reaction, even Venti voicing his sounds of disbelief behind his muffled mouth.
While all of the Abyss began to cheer and chant excitedly for their Prince to begin looking for a bride—or brides. The Abyss Lector and The Abyss Herald shied away when Aether gave them both piercing and questioning stare.
As a Pyro Abyss mage orders the other Abyss mages. "Bring the chosen candidates before our prince!" And the little flouting imps began to excitedly usher the bubbles containing Rosaria, Barbara, Jean, Lisa, Eula, Amber, Noelle, Sucrose, Mona, and Fischl forward closer to the throne.
"WHAT?!"
Eliciting another collective reaction from the bubble trapped heroes, most especially from the vision bearing women, who were suddenly finding out they were bridal candidates and presented in front of the currently stunned Prince.
"Surprise!" A Cryo Abyss mage exclaims, and together with his Abyss mage brethren, gesture at the row of Mondstadt women they've captured earlier. While a Pyro Abyss mage announces to Aether. "We present to you, our dear Prince, the chosen candidates that we've carefully picked, researched, judged, and found suitable to be your partner! And your everlasting Abyssal Bride!"
"Or Brides if you choose to make an everlasting Abyssal Harem!" A Hydro Abyss mage offers in addition.
...
The entire plaza was dead silent.
As if the earlier musical number didn't happen and the wind's themselves stopped upon the hearing the last remark of the Hydro Abyss mage.
Leaving the whole of Mondstadt, and their Archon, speechless and confused at the absurdity of the Abyss Order's intention. And when Jean and her other would-be bridal candidates turned to look at Aether, they found the Abyss Prince equally at loss of words.
He even looked to be deep in thought, his previous shock expression, replaced with an indifferent and neutral variant. And Aether stood from his throne for a few seconds, drawing concern from his Abyss servants.
"…My Prince?" The Abyss Lector asks timidly, drawing Aether's attention, his eyes automatically zero in on the said Lector. Before doing the same glancing at the Abyss Herald. Both Abyss Lieutenant's began to internally panic as their Prince continues to stare at them impassively.
Until Aether hardened his gaze causing both towering Abyss beings to visibly start shaking and fearing for their lives.
"Explanation. Now."
The Abyss Herald and the Abyss Lector moved quickly and bowed down on one knee in front of their prince, with the Abyss mages following in suit, as the two frantically began to explain fearfully.
"W-well you see sire—"
"We noticed you started looking a bit overworked! —"
"And we think it's because you missed you sister, Lumine—"
"Lumine is his WHAT?!" There was sudden shriek of shock, heard from the Mondstadt crew that went ignored, while the Abyss lieutenants continued to explain.
"—So we figured, why not have someone one to keep you company while you wait for her!"
"Yes even for a billion-year-old celestial being like you would wish for a partner to rely on—"
"Or partners if you wish—"
"Yes, too! Having a few wives doting on you would be good—"
"—Especially, when you are carrying the burden to avenge the fall of the kingdom Khaenri'ah! At the hands of Celestia and the Seven Archons, while campaigning it for almost 500 years to boot!"
Another bombshell of information was dropped by the Abyss beings, causing another dead air of silence and shock to fall on the people of Mondstadt. With individuals like Venti, beginning to sweat bullets and nervously avoiding the questioning stares directed at him from his people.
"So we planned… and—"
"Decided to take the opportunity while you conqueror Mondstadt and…"
Aether finished for them. "And the both of you, with a few of the Abyss Army, search for suitable Brides for me?"
The Abyss Lector and the Abyss Herald raised theirs head and twiddled theirs fingers nervously. Fidgeting at the gaze their Prince was giving them, like they were children caught doing something naughty.
And for Aether it did feel like they did. They tried this scheme before, and it failed spectacularly for many reasons. But the Abyss Order back then also suggested 'Operation Abyss Bride' because they noticed him start to feel melancholic and tried to cheer him up, during that century when he almost gave up hope in finding Lumine.
Which was similar to what he was feeling now, wishing he didn't need to part ways from his dear sister, but at the same time knows he needs her to see the truth, and can't have her interfering with his plans, with her pleas of leaving Teyvat together.
Aether wouldn't be surprised if Lumine started making a harem because she felt lost, lonely and in need of company like he did before. Or an act of rebellion against him, with Lumine knowing her big brother would immediately take notice of her, upon learning she started dating again.
And practically putting all of his plans on jeopardy; with risk of Lumine returning to Mondstadt to play hero or try to reunite with him again, while she isn't finished with her travels.
Aether let out a loud sigh of exasperation, placing a hand on his face, while moving back to sit and slumping ungracefully on his throne. Feeling tired all of sudden, with even his previous fury of wanting to maim and kill his sister's aforementioned harem put on the back burner.
"We're leaving." He said, much to the shock of every person in the Plaza, both from the Abyss and Mondstadt.
"But Sire!" The Abyss Herald and Abyss Lector stood to their feet, alarmed by his order. But Aether simply raises his arm to stop them and explains.
"It has come to my attention that invading Mondstadt prematurely was a wrong course of action. And after deliberating it briefly, it would instead lead to further complications should we remain here, and risk hindering the rest of our goals. As such we will withdraw and leave this nation in peace."
"And what of are captives?" The Abyss Herald asked.
Aether replied simply. "We let them go of course." Much to the surprise of Jean and the rest of the Mondstadt heroes. With the Abyss prince adding. "Understand, once word gets out—which it will—to my sister of their capture, she'll no doubt return to Mondstadt and delay herself from continuing on her journey. Just to see if her friends and… her unworthy Boyfriends are alright." The latter of what he said, Aether didn't hide his disdain and making sure Venti, Diluc, Kaeya, Razor, Bennett and Albedo heard him. Much to them feeling offended.
"I rather not be here when she does, and I'd rather not have her anymore distractions in learning of the truth, and leave her be to travel freely, no matter how slow the paced she's going."
Aether raised an eyebrow at his Abyss Lieutenants. "Understood?"
"Yes. My Prince." Both Herald and Lector bow their heads following his command.
"And we'll talk more about making plans behind my back and subtle manipulations done to your own Prince." Aether said, as the two Abyss beings fidgeted upon hearing his words, before sighing and resigning to their fate.
"We'll begin teleporting our troops back to the Abyss my lord." The Lector said, conjuring a few portals with the Abyss mages beginning to lead Abyss Army back and ushering them.
Aether nods his head, before noticing the unsure stares from their bubble trapped captives. He almost forgot about them.
"Inform me once all of our troops have exited the city, then I will cast my magic to undo all the damages we've done during our parade." Aether said to the Abyss Herald, who nods before joining the Abyss Lector in leading their troops back.
Leaving Aether by himself, to address their currently captive heroes of Mondstadt, who no doubt have questions for him. He approaches them casually, spotting their wary eyes or scowls being directed at him before stopping in front of the Acting grandmaster of the Knights of Favonius.
Speaking to Jean, with the hydro bubble separating them. "I'm aware you have questions. I bet all of your companions do for me. But I only have little time and I'm giving you solely, this opportunity to ask whatever question it is you have. And whether I will answer it or not, depends on the question itself."
Jean had a pensive look on her face, debating whether to trust Aether or not, but it seemed her curiosity won out. Especially after learning a few things from his exchange with the Abyss Herald and Lector. She raised a hand to signal the others not to interrupt her, despite their visible protest and own desire to question he prince. But they relent trusting Jean to get the answers they want.
She starts rapid firing her questions, with Aether responding in similar manner.
"So, you're really the leader of the Abyss Order?"
"Yes, I am. In a way."
"What are the Abyss' plans for Mondstadt."
"I can't say."
"Then what is your end goal?"
"To topple Celestia, as you heard from my Abyss Lieutenants. And seek justice for the fallen city of Khaenri'ah."
"How can I believe such a claim when that happened 500 years ago."
"Ask your Archon, but I doubt he'd give you a straight answer. If you do seek it the truth. Do it yourself."
Jean gave a short glance at Venti, who pointedly looked away a bit ashamed. His reaction giving her some confirmations to the Aether's claim. Before turning her attention back at the Abyss prince.
"And you just said the Abyss Order will be leaving Mondstadt, right after invading and conquering our nation so easily. Forgive me, but I find your words are hard to believe. You even claim you'll be able to undo the damages you've caused. But how do I know you'll keep your word?" Jean spoke, leaking a bit of anger in her words. Tinge with a bit of regret that Aether guessed came from her failure of keeping her lineage's promise of protecting Mondstadt.
Aether responds with no hint of dishonesty. "Its because I do keep my word. Just as you know, my sister does the same. Giving our word and doing everything in our power to keep it, is something we both share. But if you're not convince then…"
Aether simply clapped his hands, releasing a pulse of magic before gesturing Jean and the other Mondstadt heroes to look behind them. They were suddenly surprised as the Statue of Barbatos began to reform itself bit by bit. Before it returns to being whole and standing in all of its glory. Aether said nothing else, after giving some proof of his abilities, and was simply staring at Jean, who realized he was waiting for her and if she had any other questions for him.
The next question she poses a bit more delicately. And it was something she and the others want to confirm for the sake of their dear friend.
"And you really are… Lumine's lost brother?" Jean adds with a narrowed gaze.
"Yes, I am Lumine's twin and older brother. Though, older by a few minutes if you're wondering." Aether answers coolly. "Can't you see the resemblance?"
Jean did, and she paused for a moment, before asking. "Why?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Why do all of this? The Abyss Order, your fight against the gods?"
"Or at least tell us why aren't you trying to reunite with Lumine? When she's desperately searching for you. And you know, she often talks to us about you, of how she misses you dearly. Aren't both of you the only family you have left? Why keep this separation between the two you?"
Aether widen his eyes, surprise from hearing Jean's word. He would admit he was caught off-guard by the Acting grandmaster's last question. Hearing the earnest and honest tone in the woman's voice, and see her wide imploring grey-blue eyes, asking him why he isn't trying to reunite with his sister. He could tell the woman before him cared deeply for Lumine and glancing briefly to the rest of the captive vision holders, he could tell they too hold similar feelings for his sister too. Their expressions also demanding to hear his answer to Jean's question as well.
But before Aether could give them any reply, he hears the Abyss Herald calling to him. "My prince all our troops are accounted for!"
Turning his attention to his Lieutenant, Aether saw the Abyss Lector and the remaining Elemental Abyss mages with him, and one last portal waiting for them to return to their base.
Aether faces to Jean, once more apologizing. "I'm sorry. Times up." And once more he claps his hands and sends an even bigger pulse of magic that spreads throughout the entirety of Mondstadt. Fixing everything in its way and repairing structures in an eerie dark healing light. Despite the appearance and the magic being used, the people of Mondstadt were in awe of its power and how it was restoring their city.
Even Jean and the others were captivated by the sight, briefly distracted before they noticed the remaining members of the Abyss Order began exiting to their portal. And Aether looking over them.
The Abyss Prince raises his hand, and then snaps his fingers. Popping all the hydro bubbles by command and in unison.
"WHA—!"
"Oof!"
"HEY—AH!"
All the captured vision bearers, and Venti, were unceremoniously dropped to the ground groaning, not expecting the sudden absence of their prison bubbles. With the green attired Archon, finally able to speak with the magic gag removed from his mouth. Dvalin was also freed from his chains, but remained grounded unsure how to proceed with everything that's happening.
As Jean began to push herself off the ground, she raised her head and found Aether offering a hand. She hesitated for a moment, still unsure of the Abyss Prince, yet saw no reason to reject his help and was pulled up to her feet. But when she made to let go, Aether held her still.
Jean raised an eyebrow in question at the Abyss prince, only to widen both of her eyes as Aether suddenly presses a kiss on her hand.
"W-wha—"
"My apology for the trouble we've caused you, Jean Gunnhildr." Aether said, raising his head and letting go of Jean's hand. "And count it as my thanks. For taking care of Lumine. I hope you continue to do so, despite learning of her brother's association with the Abyss."
"I-I…Ah..." Flustered from the unexpected romantic gesture, Jean could only nod her head in reply.
Earning another surprise of seeing Aether smiling at back at her so earnestly, that for a moment she almost forgot that he was the Abyss Prince and the enemy of Mondstadt. While oblivious to the scandalize looks her other companions had, who saw the entire interaction.
Aether turns around, one hand waving a goodbye, and tells Jean one last thing before entering the portal. "I've sent compensations as well. The gifts would be a waste after my servants worked hard preparing them. Whether you and the rest of the 'bridal candidates' keep them or not, it's yours to decide."
Jean and the others were confused from the last words Aether spoke before he disappeared into the portal. With the Abyss Lector the last one who stayed waiting for their prince.
The purple Abyss being gave one last parting. "Peace be with you! …And enjoy your bridal gifts!" Before entering the portal and closing it.
Leaving Mondstadt by itself and now alone to process the day's events and what just a happened to them. But before Jean and any of others could voice their thoughts and begin to register all the information they just learned about the Abyss, Lumine, and her brother.
Klee arrived, cheering merrily at them. "Master Jean! Master Jean! Everyone!" While pulling a large Luxurious chest behind her.
"Klee?! Where were you? And what do you have there?" Jean asked as she rushed to the little girl's side with the others following.
Klee stopped pulling the chest, allowing the others like Albedo to start carrying it instead, as she makes her way to talk to Jean. "Oh Klee was fish bom—Fishing! Before Klee heard music and that it was coming from Mondstadt! So I decided to go home and see what was happening, but I met some colorful Mr. Fluffballs—"
"Mr. Fluffballs?" Jean asked, confused.
"I think those were Abyss mages." Fortunately Kaeya clarified, informing those who were confused at Klee's names for them.
"Yes, and they gave that treasure chest, which is full of gifts, and their for you! And Ms. Lisa, And Amber, And other people's names too…" Klee adds, before suddenly grabbing Jean's hand and starts pulling her along and urging everyone else towards the chest. "C'mon master Jean, everyone, I want to see you guys open your gifts!"
Jean follows along but was cautious. "Wait, Klee we don't know if it's safe—"
"It's safe." Diluc interjects, with the treasure chest brought by Klee already opened in front of him. "She's telling the truth. This chest isn't booby trapped, cursed, or having any harmful Abyss magic on them..."
Albedo also adds. "And what Klee said of the contents are also true. They are gifts… but..."
"But they're gifts for the 'Bridal Candidates' the Abyss Order has chosen." Lisa mused, also inspecting the chest. "This might also be the compensation that dark cutie mentioned to Jean earlier."
"Dark cutie, really?" Eula deadpanned at the librarian, with Lisa shrugging before suddenly gasping at the contents of the chest.
"Oh my! The Abyss really did their research. I think everyone who's name is here, are going to like their present."
"Really! I want to see!" Amber calls excitedly, her curiosity getting the best of her. "What did they have for me—Oh my gosh is that a custom made Inuzuma Glider?! I thought you couldn't get those anymore because their nations closed off!"
With the others following suit, upon seeing the gift Amber had.
"Oh my… how did they know I needed a steel handled broom. And a steel handled feather duster. And a steel—"
"I'm curious of what kind creature did these bones come from. Is it only native to the abyss or—"
"Is this a new Scry! And with its own portable—"
"Interesting, these text looked to be undecipherable, but nothing a magus of my caliber couldn't handle—"
"Oz! let it be known I have a new bindings to seal my power—"
"W-what more idol magazines? But I thought Miss Alice was the only one who—"
"Are these documentations of every misconduct my family has done?! Vengeance is at my reach and their retribution will—"
"Huh, 500-year-old vintage wine… Lumine's brother has taste."
The others, mainly the rest of the boys and Klee, began to join in as well, gushing and admiring the bridal gifts brought by the Abyss. Much to the protest of…well just Master Diluc.
"Are all you forgetting the fact, we've been bested by the Abyss order? With a Musical number?!"
Diluc went ignored by the others, and then he found himself appalled at the expression of awe Jean was wearing. After she received her own bridal gift prepared for her by the Abyss Prince.
It was a bag of one of kind rare Khaenri'ah Coffee beans.
Which she would later learn was the same kind Aether drinks in the Abyss...
...after meeting him again in secret, a week later.
Author's notes:
Hope you guys enjoy the Abyss order trying to make an abyss harem for their Abyssal Prince. ABYSSS!
There are more songs I planned to write. And I'll try not to make them as long as this one.
The next chapter will be a rap battle between Zhongli and Venti. Why though? And who are they fighting for?
Lumine obviously!
With that done, Thanks for reading! See, you in the next chapter!
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