It was the next morning on Pahkitew Island. Zoey, in plum shorts and a light-purple sleeveless top, was waking up and walking outside. "What a beautiful morning!" she exclaimed.

"Huh?" Cameron mumbled as he stirred awake. "Oh. Hi, Zoey."

"What are you two doing?" Amy complained.

"Well," Zoey began, "I was thinking about foraging for some food."

"You can count me in," Cameron spoke up. "I really want to explore the flora and fauna of this place."

"Foraging?" Amy wondered. "Is that dangerous? Would you like some help?"

"Six hands would be better than four," Zoey offered. Amy ran inside. "Samey!" she shouted to her sister. She pushed her outside. "Go with Zoey and Cameron and get me some food! And don't be all lazy like you were when you were born!"

Confessional: Zoey (Screaming Gophers)

"Poor Samey. I feel bad for her. Always being bossed around like that...must be unbearable!"

End Confessional

"I then darted ahead of everyone to win the marathon," Tyler told his teammates, who were a little annoyed and confused. "Managed to overcome one of the toughest champions, too."

"If we can put fiction aside for a second..." Courtney began.

"You doubt my word? I did it!"

"What she meant was that we should find a legitimate shelter right now," Sky told Tyler.

"She's right," Dave agreed. "Last night, we had to sleep on rocks. Very unclean rocks."

"It can't get worse, right?" Tyler told them. "Besides, even my tale was fake, and that's a big if, wasn't it motivational to you guys?"

"There's no point arguing about it, men," Brick told them. "That's what caused us to lose and make Phoebe vote herself off. At least get along. For Phoebe's sake?"

"Yes," Sky agreed. "With our diverse set of skills, we can win these challenges! But we have to work as a team. Come on! Let's do this! Go, Killer Bass!"

"Go, Killer Bass!" everyone else cheered. Behind a rock, Shawn watched the scene with disgust.

Confessional: Shawn (Killer Bass)

"I'm not living this teamwork business. Hello! That's how people let their guard down and get their brains eaten by zombies!"

End Confessional

Samey, Cameron and Zoey were searching for food in the forest. "I think you should stand up to your sister, Samey," Zoey told her.

"Yeah," Cameron agreed. "You're the underdog, and they have a lot of strength. Don't be afraid to tap into it."

"Yeah, I guess," Samey nervously replied. Cameron walked towards a bush with berries on it. "Interesting that a Chinese Mulberry Bush is able to grow here," he commented.

"Ooh!" Samey gushed. "Apples!" As she was about to take a bite, a stick sailed into it and landed at a tree. "Whoa!" she exclaimed. "I would've given you guys a bite if you asked."

"But Cam and I didn't toss the stick," Zoey told her as they walked over.

"Actually," Cameron put in, "It's a good thing you didn't eat it because that looks like a-"

"Manchineel fruit," Mike finished. He was up high in a tree. "The Spanish refer to it as manzanilla de la muerte, AKA 'the little apple of death'." He hopped down to where the trio were. "It's not lethal, per se, but your mouth would've blistered something awful!" Samey lifted her hand up, which was now swollen and red. "My hand!" she cried out. "It's so itchy!"

"To survive places like this, you need to know the flora and fauna around you. To heal that, just soak your hand in water, scrub it with sand, and the swelling's gone."

"But I'm suppose to help Zoey and Cameron with the foraging."

"Not a question, Samey. Cam, help her out." Cameron and Samey walked off. "And make sure Samey's shadow doesn't follow!" Mike warned them.

"Thanks for helping Samey," Zoey told him, "But we really need to find some food."

"Got it covered." Mike held up a sack full of strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, walnuts and carrots. "Wow!" Zoey exclaimed. "That's amazing! How did you find all of this?"

"I'm a bit of an outdoorsman," Mike explained. "Besides, we can't let everyone starve, right?"

"But why were you up in that tree?"

"That's where I was sleeping last night. Odd, I know, but there's only so much room in that tree house."

"I understand."

Confessional: Zoey (Screaming Gophers)

"Mike is amazing. He's so caring and smart...but he can be a bit brutish sometimes. But hey, not everyone's perfect, right?"

End Confessional

"Campers!" Chris announced over the loudspeakers. "The only good thing about this morning is that it's gonna get worse. For you. There's a path heading into the forest. Follow it to today's hurt-tacular challenge." The Bass walked on the path first. Everyone was eating berries that Dawn collected. "This is good teamwork!" Sky told them. "Way to go, Dawn!"

"How did you find so much food so fast?" Dave asked her.

"You've been an excellent help today," Alejandro complimented.

"Thank you, friends," Dawn told them. She noticed Scott and looked away. "What was that about?" Sam asked him. Scott just shrugged. Behind them, the Gophers were walking on the path. "Glad you got berries, Amy," Topher told her, to Samey's annoyance. "All the antioxidants give my skin that healthy, camera-worthy glow."

"I got the berries," Samey argued. "Not Amy."

"Oink, oink," Amy scolded. "Spot the attention hog! I was the one who, like, made you go."

"If it's all your doing," Mike countered with a smirk, "Then I guess it's your fault that the berries were all poisonous, then." Some of his teammates started to cough. "Way to go, Samey," Amy scolded. "You were the ones that got the poisonous berries."

"Thanks, Samey," Mike calmly replied. "These 'poisonous' berries are delicious."

"You lied about the food being poisonous?" Gwen asked him.

"You are sick and twisted," Heather scolded.

"I've been called worse," Mike shrugged.

"I have created something so diabolical," Max told Scarlett, "So EVIL, so-"

"Clam up, campers!" Chris announced. "Pick up the pace!"

"Yes, sir." Soon, everyone had reached the end of the path, where Chris was waiting. "Welcome, victims," he began, "To the Oopstacle Relay Race of Hilarious Hurts."

"Great name," Topher complimented. "Total props, Chris."

"Thank you, Topher. Now, each pair will take on a different oopstacle, starting with The greased log over a thorny bog." He turned on the monitor, which showed a greased log over a thorn bush. It swapped to a zip line. "That gets you to a greasy zip line over the ravine to the next pair." The screen switched over to a tube system. "Then a quick and painful journey through the Grease-tacular Tube-tacular." It switched to rows of tires over a thin pool of grease. "Next up is the grease tires." It switched to another blanket of grease with two wheelbarrows at the start. "And then pass off to the greasy wheelbarrow race." The screen finally switched to a grease-covered wall with ropes. "And the last lucky pair climbs a rope up the greased wall, or tries to and falls, which is way funnier."

"That's a lot of grease," Dave gulped. "It's...very greasy. Like, all of it! Greasy."

"Yep," Chris said. "Now, I was gonna have you pass a relay baton, but couldn't find any."

"What are you gonna make us use instead?" Topher asked with joy. "Oh, this is gonna be so good!" Everyone was caught off-guard by a squealing noise. "Beardo," Greg scolded.

"Not me," Beardo replied. "That." He pointed to two pigs that Chef was dragging by a leash. "You'll be using greased wild boars," Chris told them. "Not so much batons as ba-cons." Topher laughed at this corny pun. "Good one, Chris!" he told him.

"Thank you, Topher. First team across the finish line with their boar wins."

"You said we were doing this in pairs?" Scarlett asked.

"Yes, and both members have to be there before the next pair can continue. Now, decide who's on what oopstacle because the race is about to start!"

"Helga me," Rodney stuttered. "Sure do on log. Ah! I mean...focus, Rodney, focus!" He took a breath. "Too hard strong can't, no. I wrote a-" Mike punched him in the gut to silence him. "We get it," he told him. "You and Helga will do the first leg."

"Well, I should do the second part," Heather ordered.

"Alright. Topher, you're with Heather." Heather stifled a groan as Topher walked up next to her. "Fine," she replied. "But he's hauling the pig."

"I got it covered," Topher assured her.

"That's that," Mike continued. "Now-"

"Samey and me will partner up on the tubes," Amy interrupted. "End of story."

Confessional: Samey (Screaming Gophers)

"Amy wants to be my partner? Maybe this is some kind of turning point!"

End Confessional

"Wouldn't be fair to stick one of you with Samey," Amy continued, to Samey's disappointment. "She's horrible at everything."

"Enough, Amy," Mike told her. "Scarlett and Cameron on tires, Max and Lightning on the wheelbarrow, and Jasmine and I will take the ropes."

"Are you sure about-?" Zoey began to ask.

"It's fine. We've got this, guys. Let's move!" The Gophers ran to position while the Bass were still discussing their order. "Alright," Sky began, "We need our best people on the best obstacles."

"I've got some wicked-strong finger strength," Tyler told her. "And Brick's one of the best climbers here, so we can take the last part."

"Be-ar-do and I can rock the tires," Destiny pitched in. Beardo made a ding noise. "And he agrees," Destiny said.

"Good," Sky told her. "Austin, can you and Dawn handle the tubes?"

"Absolutely," Austin replied.

"Dave and Greg, can you take the wheelbarrow?"

"It's very greasy," Dave gulped, "but I'll do it!"

"Same here," Greg agreed.

"Nice!" Sky told them. "Jo and I can take the log, and Shawn and Scott will take the zip line."

"And why should we listen to Batty here?" Shawn asked the others.

"You have a better idea?" Duncan asked him. Before Shawn could reply, the others took their positions. "Great," he muttered as he walked over.

"Ready?" Chris asked as soon as everyone was lined up. Sky and Jo were struggling to hold their pig. "Set," Chris continued. "Go!" He blew his air horn to start the race. The Bass's pig ran off. "Get back here, you under-cooked sausage!" Jo shouted as she and Sky chased after it. The Gopher's pig just sat stubbornly on the ground. Helga marched on ahead as Rodney tugged on the leash. "For Helga," he said to himself. He picked up the pig and walked towards the log. He kept slipping and sliding on the ramp up.

Meanwhile, Max was making something. "Behold!" he announced. He held up a weird helmet. "Isn't it so diabolically terrific?"

"What is it?" Scarlett asked him.

"It's a helmet of evil, obviously! This contraption will turn any animal into an EVIL companion!"

"Sha-please," Lightning scoffed. "Bet you can't turn that bunny bad." Max went over to a bunny. "It's time to EVIL!" he told it. He placed the helmet on his head. "Look how diabolical it's becoming! Isn't it terrifying?"

"Goosebumps, Max," Scarlett told him. "I have goosebumps."

"Look at that bad bunny," Lightning mocked. He began to laugh, at Max's annoyance.

Confessional: Max (Screaming Gophers)

"I made it with parts from one of Chris's security cameras and an underwear elastic. But unfortunately, it doesn't work yet."

End Confessional

"Log no match for Helga!" Helga announced as she ran up to the log. She grabbed a wooden plank and threw it on the log. She then hopped on it and used it like a snowboard until she reached the end.

Confessional: Helga (Screaming Gophers)

"I am champion snowboarder. I have tried all courses in Siberia. And my favorite one is Death By Pine. Ahh, memories."

End Confessional

Rodney was still sliding on the log as the Bass's pig ran up it before sliding down. "Get up there!" Sky told it as she and Jo pushed it up. It farted in Sky's face. "Yuck!" she moaned.

"Quit complaining and move this stupid pig!" Jo told her. They pushed the pig until it began to slide on the log. Jo and Sky hopped on the pig and rode it down. They jumped off as soon as the pig reached Shawn and Scott. "Great," Scott told them. Shawn grabbed the pig's leash just as it ran off. "Hey!" Scott told the pig. "Calm down!"

Meanwhile, Rodney was still sliding when he lost his footing and landed on his groin. "My biscuits," he squeaked out. Chris and Chef, who were watching the scene from a monitor, laughed at this. Rodney then slid off the log, looking uneasy.

Confessional: Rodney (Screaming Gophers)

"I hope Helga didn't see that."

End Confessional

"Why Rodney on ground?" Helga asked him as she walked over.

"I guess that's why they call it the 'oopstacle' course," Topher laughed. "Now, let me have the pig." Helga glared at Topher for a moment before grabbing the pig and tossing it at him.

Meanwhile, Shawn and Scott were running with their pig. "To survive this game," Shawn told the pig as he carried it on his shoulders. "You have to use your head." The pig bit his head. "Ow! Not like that!" He then ran off the ravine as the pig slid ahead on the line. "What are you doing?" Scott asked him. "You-" He slipped off the edge and fell in the water next to Shawn. "Great." The two noticed a familiar face in the water as he showed his rows of sharp teeth, with a gap on one side. "Fang!" Shawn and Scott shouted. They swam away as Fang chased them.

"Hurry up!" Heather demanded as she strapped the harness on the line. She slid down as Topher ran up with the pig on his back. "And gorgeous Topher is learning from Shawn and Scott's mistakes," he muttered. He strapped the harness on the line before sliding down after Heather. "I'm loving this challenge!" Topher said to the camera where Chris was watching from. "You must've been up all night planning this one, 'cause it kinda looks like you were." Chris widened his eyes at this. "Do I look tired?" he asked Chef, who only whistled in response.

"Come on, piggie!" Austin shouted. The pig slammed into him and Dawn. Soon, Heather and Topher reached Amy and Samey. "And we completed our part of the challenge!" Topher announced. While Austin and Dawn were caressing the pig, Topher went up to the camera. "Which pork will place first?" he narrated. "Find out after the break on Total-"

"Ahem," Chris interrupted as he glared at Topher.

"I am so sorry! I didn't know what I was-"

"It's neck-and-neck as things get tube-tacular. Who's got the pork chops to win? Find out right here on Total...Drama!"

"You are so good!"

"Yes, I am."

(cue commercial)

"You cute little stinker," Austin told the Bass's pig. "Oh, yes, you are. I'm gonna name you Mud!"

"That is so sweet," Dawn gushed.

Confessional: Austin (Killer Bass)

"Ma always says to love the fight out of a pig before you take it on the town. How can you not love those little ears, big snout, and curly tail?"

Confessional: Dawn (Killer Bass)

"It was such a touching sight. But there was something off about the pig. He didn't seem to have an aura. But all creatures have an aura!"

End Confessionals

"Let's go, Mud!" Austin told the pig as he carried it.

"This way!" Dawn told him as they ran past Amy and Samey and went into the tubes. "Just get it in the tube already!" Amy ordered to Samey. "I'm the beauty and the brains. You the doer of stuff that stinks!" Unknown to her, Samey had a scowl on her face.

Confessional: Samey (Screaming Gophers)

She groaned in frustration. "I swear! I'm nearing my breaking point. I might actually say something to her!"

End Confessional

"Stop fooling around," Amy demanded, "And hurry up!" The pig got spooked and dragged the twins into the tubes. "I was worried about cruelty to animals during this challenge," Chris told Chef as they watched the scene, "But I'm fine with cruelty to Samey."

"Come on, guys!" Destiny cheered. Soon, Austin and Dawn came out of the tubes. "Alright! We'll take it from here."

"Uh-uh!" Austin told her. He held the pig back. "I'm keeping him. Or her. Pig's mine!"

"You can have the pig back when the race is done," Destiny explained. "I'm just piggy-sitting for a bit."

"Nuh-uh! My pig!"

"Fine, then. If you won't hand the pig over, I'll make him come himself." Destiny began to play on her guitar. "So she said what's the problem, baby?" she sang. "What's the problem? I don't know. Well, maybe I'm in love. Think about it, every time I think about, can't stop thinking 'bout it." The music cheered the pig up and it ran over to Beardo and Destiny, to Austin's dismay. "I love you, Mud!" he shouted.

Confessional: Austin (Killer Bass)

"But I ain't lovin' that pig-stealing, singy-pants...Destiny!"

End Confessional

Destiny kept singing as she and Beardo walked across the tires with the pig. "How much longer will it take to cure this?" she sang. "Just to cure it, 'cause I can't ignore it if it's love..."

"Go, guys!" Dave cheered on. "Uh, maybe pick up the pace a bit?"

"Looks like the Killer Bass are keeping their lead!" Chris narrated. He then heard Destiny's singing. "What's that noise?"

"Makes me wanna turn around and face me," Destiny sang, "But I don't know nothing 'bout love. Ahhaa..." Chris blew his air horn, which spooked the big. "Hey!" Beardo complained. "What was that for?"

"There's no singing required here," Chris told them. "None!"

"You're not stopping us, Chris!" Destiny told him as she began to play again. "Come on, come on," she sang to the pig, catching it's attention, "Turn a little faster. Come on, come on, the world will follow after. Come on, come on, because everybody's after love..." The pig began to follow her again. "Come on, come on, move a little closer. Come on, come on, I wanna hear you whisper. Come on, come on, settle down inside my love..." She danced over to where Dave, Greg and Beardo were waiting for her. "We're accidentally in love." Greg then fell over. "Greggy?" Destiny asked him. "You okay?"

"Butterflies," he mumbled. The pig hopped into the wheelbarrow. "Please be careful with the pig," she told Dave.

"His name's Mud!" Austin shouted. Destiny held up the greasy leash to Dave. "Best of luck, guys," she told him.

"That's really greasy," Dave gulped. "Could you maybe wipe it off?"

Meanwhile, Scarlett and Cameron were making a trail of nuts. Amy and Samey came out of the tube soon after, with their pig eating the nut trail. "I'm sweaty and disgusting!" Amy complained to Samey. "I look like you!"

"Oh, I'm sorry," Samey replied as she brushed off her sister. "But you're the one that scared the pig." Amy slapped her hand away. "You beg my pardon?" she snapped. "Whose fault is this?"

"Mine," Samey sighed.

"Yes. Always." Scarlett and Cameron were running across the tires as they dropped some nuts. The pig followed it. "Looks like Scarlett and Cameron's inner animal trainer is closing the gap between the Bass and the Gophers!" Chris announced.

Confessional: Scarlett (Screaming Gophers)

"Pigs love pecans. Maybe they know pecans delay the progression of age-related motor neuron degeneration."

End Confessional

"It's as clean as it'll get," Destiny told Dave as she held up the leash. She turned to Greg, who was still passed out. "Greggy, wake up. Now's not the time for a power nap." She tried to shrug him awake.

"Bring me the pig," Max told Scarlett and Cameron. "I command it!" Scarlett placed some nuts into the wheelbarrow, and the pig hopped in. Max passed his helmet to her. "Hold this while I limber up." As he stretched, Scarlett toyed with the helmet before putting it on the pg's head. It squealed before growling.

"Never mind, Destiny," Dave sighed. "Let's go!" He grabbed the wheelbarrow and headed off while carrying Greg on his back. Lightning grabbed his wheelbarrow and ran off as Max followed him. "It's now neck-and-neck!" Chris announced. Dave moaned as he looked at the grease below him.

Confessional: Dave (Killer Bass)

"I'll be fine. I mean, no one said it was dirty, germy grease, right?"

"I forgot to mention that today's grease is brought to you from the grease traps of Chef's restaurant," Chris announced.

End Confessional

As Lightning pulled ahead, the pig scooped up some grease and threw it at Dave, hitting him in the shoulder. "It's on me!" Dave panicked. "On my arm!"

"What?" Greg muttered as he came to. Some grease hit him in the face, covering his glasses. "I can't see!" he exclaimed. "Help!"

"It works!" Max exclaimed. "See, Lightning? That's what you get when you're up against EVIL INCARNATE!" The pig threw some grease at Max, making Lightning laugh. Dave managed to race ahead, and the pig was flown up against Tyler and Brick. "Sanitizer!" Dave exclaimed. "I need hand sanitizer! Get this icky grease off of me!"

"Hey, hey, hey," Sky told him as she grabbed him. "Deep breaths. You're okay." Dave began to calm down. "Good. Go east of here, and there's a spring for you to get all cleaned up."

"Thanks, Sky," Dave told her as he hugged her, unintentionally getting grease on her. "Oh! I'm so sorry!" Sky just laughed it off. "Honest mistake," she told him. The two shared a smile.

Confessional: Dave (Killer Bass)

"Wow. Usually, I'd freak out way more, but Sky has this surprisingly calming effect on me."

Confessional: Sky (Killer Bass)

"I think Dave has a bit of a crush on me. But I'm not here to date; I'm here to win."

End Confessionals

"Evil stops for nothing!" Max declared as he and Lightning kept going. The pig kept throwing grease at the others until the wheelbarrow hit a rock and flung the pig off. The helmet it wore broke on impact. "My device!" Max cried out. "It's ruined!"

"Hey, Brick," Tyler pointed out as Brick began to climb with the pig on his back. "Maybe we can remake that helmet and help our team win!"

"Hold on," Brick replied. "I'm not sure we should-"

"Don't worry, buddy. I got this." He took the scraps of metal and began putting them together until it was completed. "See? Just put it on the head and-"

"Unless you're an expert in electronics and how it affects the cranium," Greg warned him, "The device might have an adverse effect."

"A what?" Tyler asked him after he put the helmet on the pig. The pig squealed before attacking Brick. "Ah!" he screamed.

"Off my teammate, pork chop!" Tyler told it as he joined the fight.

Meanwhile, the Gopher's pig was dazed when Mike and Jasmine came up to it. It squealed in fright. "Easy, little guy," Mike told it.

"Nice and easy," Jasmine told it. "Easy." The words echoed in the pig's head, and it turned over and squealed in delight. "Attaboy," Jasmine told it as she petted it. "Now, let's do this."

"I have an idea," Mike told her. "You'll climb the wall, then I'll pass the pig to you, then I'll climb the wall."

"Like you're able to lug a hog with that arm."

"I can so! Just trust me, okay."

"If this goes south, your neck's on the chopping block." Jasmine easily scaled the wall and hopped over it. Mike then carried the pig over to the wall. "Incoming!" he warned Jasmine. He managed to toss the over the wall. The pig landed on Jasmine's lap. "Got it!" she called out. "Now hurry!" Mike began to scale the wall, wincing as he did so. Halfway up, the rope snapped, but Mike held on with his good arm. He then flipped over to the other side and landed next to Jasmine. "This just in!" Chris announced. "Athlete and Cadet beaten by Amazon and Brute! Screaming Gophers win again!" The Gophers cheered at this, save for Max. "Come on, Max," Scarlett told him. "We won!"

"And tonight's winner's meal is provided by Jimmy's Beaks and Feet. Our chickens walk the walk, talk the talk, then we put 'em in the fryer." Chef tossed the bucket to the Gophers. They cheered as they ran off, while the Bass just stared at them. Soon, the Gophers were back at the tree house. "I have to admit," Mike told Jasmine, "That trick with the pig was pretty neat."

"It's just a trick I learned back home," Jasmine replied. "And it earned us another win."

"I just-" Rodney began to Helga, "And pig cannot...biscuits and...I'm sorry!" He ran off crying, to Helga's confusion. "What Rodney talking about?" she asked Beth.

"I think he feels bad that he did bad on the challenge," Beth replied. "I think."

"But he did good, not bad."

Confessional: Helga (Screaming Gophers)

"Why Rodney act so funny? Did he hit head on something? I hope not, or team might get him kicked off." She widened her eyes. "Ugh. Why did I think and say that now?"

End Confessional

The Bass were walking back from their defeat. "I can't believe we lost again!" Courtney complained.

"Blame Sing-Song," Austin spat out. "She took too long."

"Hey!" Greg defended. "Leave Desi out of this! Wait, where is Desi?"

"Austin!" Destiny called out. She walked up with the pig next to her. "I got Mud back here, just like I said. Mud, go to him!" The pig squealed as it tackled Austin to the ground. "You're forgiven," he told her. "For the time being."

"Well," Greg began, "If I had to pick someone, I'd pick Tyler."

"Why me?" Tyler asked.

"If you hadn't try to mess with that helmet, we wouldn't have lost our lead."

"Or get attacked by a pig," Brick pointed out. "But the worse part is not only did we lose, we don't even have a roof over our heads."

"Not quite," Dave told them. "Follow me." Soon, they reached the cave from yesterday. "This is perfect, man!" Geoff told him. "When did you find it?"

"As I went over to that spring Sky was talking about," Dave explained, "I saw this cave here. And with a little cleaning and dusting, it finally looked cozy."

"You've been a big help, Dave," Sky told him. "Now everyone can rest in here."

"Not me," Shawn told her. "No way am I becoming an undead snack."

"Killer Bass," Chris announced over the loudspeakers, "Please head to the elimination campfire area. Cannon needs num-nums." Soon, the Bass were at the campfire area. Shawn, Geoff, Bridgette, Beardo, Destiny, Greg, Dave, Sky, Jo, Harold and Tyler were in the back row while Austin and his pig, Scott, Sam, Dawn, Anne-Maria, Brick, Courtney, Alejandro, Luna, Dawn, DJ and Duncan were in the fron row. "Hey, why so glum?" Chris asked them. "You all tried your best, and it was horrible. Now, let's see who you blame for your collective failure."

Confessional: Courtney (Killer Bass)

"Duh!"

Confessional: Brick (Killer Bass)

"Sorry about this, buddy."

Confessional: Dave (Killer Bass)

"It's pretty obvious."

Confessional: Shawn (Killer Bass)

"Good-bye, vampire!"

End Confessionals

"Jo," Chris began, "DJ, Dave, Greg, Alejandro, Courtney, Shawn, Sam, Dawn, Harold, Duncan, Bridgette, Geoff, Anne-Maria, Scott, Beardo Austin and Destiny, you're safe from elimination. Which leaves Tyler the athlete and Sky the vampire."

Confessional: Sky (Killer Bass)

"Me? Why me?!"

End Confessional

"Don't look so surprised," Chris told them. "You both gave your team false hope, and you both done horribly on the challenge. And the irritating oddball going home tonight is..." Sky and Tyler shared a worried look. "..."

"..."

"..."

"...Tyler!" Chris tossed the last marshmallow to Sky, who sighed in relief. Tyler looked down in defeat. "Sorry I blew it, guys," he told his teammates.

"You were just trying to help out," Brick replied. Tyler smiled a little before Chef carried him off. Soon, he was in the Cannon of Shame. "Any final words?" Chris asked.

"Could I see Lindsay one more time?" Tyler asked.

"Tyson?" Lindsay wondered as she ran over. "Why are you in that scary cannon?"

"Because he's eliminated," Chris explained. He pressed a button, and Tyler was blasted off. "I LOVE YOU, LINDSAY!" he shouted as he flew through the sky.

Confessional: Lindsay (Screaming Gophers)

"Aw, I'll never forget our time together, Taylor, I mean, Tyler." She blew the camera a kiss. "Bye." She gave a small wave.

End Confessional

Another chapter out! I decided to cut Tyler here because I didn't have any plot left for him, and the Phobia challenge is still a while away right now.

I moved some plots forward some, such as Samey's conflict with her sister, Topher's admiration of Chris, Dave and Sky's interactions and Max's 'acts of evil'.

Next up will be the Doom Balloon challenge. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day.

P.S. The song Destiny was singing was 'Accidentally In Love' by Counting Crows.