It was the next morning. Samey and Zoey were busy picking berries. "You know you don't have to help me just because Amy tells you to," Zoey told Samey.
"You-you don't want me to come?" Samey stuttered.
"That's not what I said. I just want it to be your decision, not hers. Stop letting your sister treat you like a servant."
"Oh, she never treats me that well."
"Then do something about it!"
"How can I? She's everyone's favorite? She's the pretty one."
"You're identical twins. You're both the pretty one!"
"Really?"
"Samey, look," Zoey explained to her. "The first person that stands up for you has got to be you."
"Wow," Samey replied. "So are we, like, friends? If not, that's okay. I don't have a lot of friends, so I'm-I'm not-I just-"
"The way Amy treats you bothers me, so yeah, I guess we're friends. And I don't have a lot of friends, either. There's not a lot of people with the same interests as me in my small hometown."
"Well, you've got me, at least."
"Thanks, Samey."
"Actually, it's Sammy. But Amy insists everyone calls me Samey because I'm the second twin."
"Well, I'll call you Sammy." The two girls shared a smile.
Confessional: Samey (Screaming Gophers)
"Maybe I have been letting Amy get away with too much. One time, I let her shave my head so that people could 'tell us apart'. Zoey's right; I gotta stand up for myself!"
End Confessional
"Nice seeing you two again," Mike told the girls as he walked towards them.
"Hi, Mike!" Zoey greeted. The two blushed at each other, which Samey noticed. "I'm going over there," she told them as she walked off. Mike went closer to Zoey. "Everything okay?" he asked her.
"Sammy and I were talking about how Amy was treating her."
"Who?"
"Sammy. You know, this tall, blond hair, wears a red cheer-leading outfit?"
"No, not her. The other one."
"You meant Amy? But I thought-"
"I know who Sammy is. But that other chick you mentioned isn't ringing any bells."
Confessional: Zoey (Screaming Gophers)
"I never knew that Mike had a good sense of humor." She laughed a little.
End Confessional
"Well," Mike continued, "I'm heading back in a bit. See you later, Zoey." Mike ran off. "Bye, Mike!" Zoey called out.
"What were you guys talking about?" Samey asked as she walked back to her.
"Nothing much. Come on; let's bring this food back to the others." Meanwhile, Dave was busy sweeping the cave as Destiny tuned her guitar. "How much longer will they be?" Anne-Maria complained as she laid on her back. "Don't those guys know I'm starving here?!"
"We brought some food back!" Brick announced as he and Dawn walked in with sacks of berries and fruit. Austin tackled Brick to the ground as he rummaged through the bag. "We could eat the legs off a table," he told him as he grabbed a pear. "And we ain't even got one of them!"
"Bridgette and I got fresh water," Sky told her teammates as she and Bridgette brought pails of water. "Don't wanna get dehydrated during the challenge."
"Great, Sky!" Dave told her. "You are great! And-" He was interrupted by the sound of Anne-Maria and Austin fighting over a pear. "Give it here!" Anne-Maria told Austin.
"It's mine!" Austin shouted back.
"I'll try to separate them," Bridgette told Sky and Dave. She walked over to them. "As I was saying, Sky," Dave began, "I could totally help forage tomorrow!"
"Really?" Sky asked, unsure.
"Sure. I mean, Dawn's went twice, and Brick took quite a beating. They deserve to rest some."
"Okay," Sky finally gave in. "I guess the next foraging trip is us, then."
Confessional: Dave (Killer Bass)
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I can't wait to find some plants and nuts! Uh, did that sound too awkward?"
End Confessional
Most of the Gophers were seated at a picnic that had a bunch of fruit and vegetables. "Look at all this food!" Owen gushed.
"The food that was brought brought joy to the-" Ella began to sing but Heather silenced her by stuffing a pepper into her mouth. "Not the time, Ella," she scolded.
"It all looks good," Rodney commented. "Thanks, Zoey. Thanks, Amy."
"Amy?!" Samey told everyone. "It was me, not Amy!"
"What is your problem, Samey?" Amy scoffed.
"I'm tired of you taking credit for things that I do!"
"And Samey's on the attack!" Topher narrated as he held up a carrot stick like a microphone.
"Sammy," Zoey began, "Are you sure this is the right time to-?"
"I'm the nice one!" Samey defended as she stood up. "Amy is a MONSTER!" Amy let out a huge gasp. "How can you say that?" she told Samey. "I'm your sister!" She cried into Scarlett's lap. "Jealousy is the lowest form of EVIL!" Max commented.
"Samey, what is wrong with you?" Rodney scolded.
"Perhaps a wrath spell was placed upon her," Leonard suggested.
"Nah," Lightning shrugged. "The girl's just wicked."
"I, uh-" Samey stuttered before she groaned and stormed off. "And after laying down some brutal blows," Topher narrated, "Samey heads off. Will the Screaming Gophers overcome this? Stay tuned and find out." Unknown to everyone, Amy was smirking. "You'd better check on her," Cameron whispered to Zoey.
"Sammy, wait!" Zoey called out as she ran to catch up with Samey.
"Maybe a song will cheer everybody up," Ella suggested. "Who'd like to hear it?"
"No one, Ella!" Chris told her over the loudspeakers. "It's challenge time! Get your butts to the meeting area in five."
"I'm coming, Chris!" Topher shouted as he ran off.
"Let's go, Gophers," Helga told her teammates. She set her berries in Rodney's hand, making him blush.
Confessional: Rodney (Screaming Gophers)
"I can't deny what my heart is writing in the stars. It's writing...Helga!"
End Confessional
Topher finally caught up to Chris while he was busy making some last-minute preparations. "Morning, Chris!" Topher told him. "Totally pumped for today's challenge!"
"Oh, good," Chris replied, slightly annoyed. "I can't tell you how little that means to me."
"You think I could explain the challenge to the others?"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's kinda the host's job, Topher."
"Right, right. I'm sorry, just excited. It's like we're already winners because we get to meet Chris. The Chris McLean! Wow!"
"Well said, Topher," Chris complimented as Mike walked up.
Confessional: Mike (Screaming Gophers)
"Topher's as great as a snakebite. I wouldn't trust him any more than I can toss a chicken, and that's about a dozen yards or so."
End Confessional
"Gather round, victims," Chris told everyone once they arrived. "Today's game is called Doom Balloons."
"You had me at 'doom'," Max told him.
"Shush!" Topher scolded. "Go ahead, Chris."
"You'll have ten seconds to collect a bunch of balloons that are filled with who-knows-what," Chris explained. "Talc, paint, itching powder, bees...it's always a surprise."
"Yay!" Ella cheered as she clapped. "Who doesn't love a surprise?"
"None of you. None of you will love a surprise."
"Chris," Topher laughed, "I love the way you'd-" Chris blew a whistle, interrupting him. "If you're hit with any balloon contents, you're out," Chris continued. "It doesn't matter if the balloons are thrown, dropped, launched, kicked, or sent by courier. Last player standing wins it for their team." He blew his whistle again. "Get your balloons, people!" Nearly everyone raced to collect a handful of balloons. Zoey and Mike looked into the crate to see a whole bunch of balloons left. "Should we get the rest?" Zooey asked Mike. "Could we carry them?"
"I have an idea," Mike told her. He removed his shirt and made it into a handmade bag. He used it to scoop a big portion out of the crate. "Plenty of ammo," he told Zoey. He noticed Zoey staring and blushing at him. "You okay?"
"Huh?" Zoey stuttered. "Oh, yeah, I'm-I'm okay." She grabbed some balloons in her hands and ran off, with Mike following after her. "The hunting doesn't begin until you hear the air horn," Chris announced.
Confessional: Topher (Screaming Gophers)
"Me and Chris are pretty tight. I wouldn't be surprised if he asked me to co-host or something. I mean-" An air horn interrupted him. "Oh, gotta go!"
End Confessional
Max was walking around with his handful of balloons when he went next to a rock. He lifted it up to reveal a hoard of different things. "Surely there must be something I can build with these pieces," he muttered. "Something deadly and EVIL!"
Confessional: Max (Screaming Gophers)
"I've hidden bits and pieces of pure EVIL all over this wretched island." He tried to give an evil laugh but failed. "My evil laugh is a work in progress. No matter. I shall win this challenge because of my abnormally large brain and my super advanced hearing. No one has ever, ever been able to sneak up on me."
End Confessional
Scarlett poked Max on the head, making him jump up in fright and land comically in a nearby bush. "What are you doing Max?" she asked him.
"It's very technical," Max muffled back. "You wouldn't understand."
"Okay." As Scarlett began to walk away, Max got out of the bush and caught up with her. "Wait!" he demanded. "Fine. If you must know, I'm gonna tape everything I have together into one long stick, then put my balloons on the end, thereby allowing me to hit said balloons from a safe distance."
"Wow," Scarlett blandly replied. "That's so evil."
"Yes, thank you for-"
"It's too bad there isn't a way to launch something...sharp, you know, to pop their own balloons onto them." Max stared before giving a small gasp. "I've got an even better idea!" he decided. "Yes. I'll build a rapid-fire balloon-bursting device that fires projectiles and pops their balloons before they can throw them."
"Wow," Scarlett blandly replied. "Your mind is so powerful."
Confessional: Max (Screaming Gophers)
"Scarlett is hopelessly in love with me, but I must remain focused on my work. EVIL does not date. First, I will control this island, then this hemisphere, then world!" He gave an evil laugh and gasped afterwards. "There it is! That was an evil laugh!"
End Confessional
Jo and Sam were walking through the woods when Jo noticed Mike up ahead, with his back to them. "Too easy," Jo laughed. "Game Jockey, take him down." Sam got a little closer with his balloon when he noticed Mike had gone still. "Uh, I think he noticed us," he told Jo.
"Impossible!" Jo argued. She took the balloon from his hand. "If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself." She tossed the balloon at Mike. At the last moment, Mike flipped back and caught the balloon mid-air, to Sam and Jo's surprise. He flipped again as he tossed the balloon back before landing. The balloon hit the duo, covering them with flour. "I told you he noticed us," Sam finally spoke up.
Confessional: Jo (Killer Bass)
"What? How?"
End Confessional
Sky was walking with her balloons when she heard a twig snap. She aimed her balloon at a flinching Dave. "No!" he begged.
"Oh, it's you," Sky realized.
"Hey, Sky. I was thinking maybe we could team up. You know, watch each other's back." Sky just stayed silent.
Confessional: Sky (Killer Bass)
"Dave's a nice guy, and he is cute, but I have to keep my head in the game. I can't let myself be distracted by his eyes...or that hair...or his smile..." She blushed for a moment. "Uh, what was I talking about? Right. No distractions."
End Confessional
"I think I'll go it alone," Sky decided. "If we get caught, it'll only be one of us out instead of both of us. Plus, it's easier to be silent when you're by yourself."
"Are you saying you find talking to me too just too tempting?" Dave asked her.
"Not what I meant," Sky replied, making Dave look a little depressed, "But if you want to think about it like that, okay." Dave smiled at this.
Confessional: Dave (Killer Bass)
"It's not like I'm falling for her. I mean, sure, yes, she's really cute, and totally awesome at anything and everything and she has those deep eyes and silky hair..." He blushed for a moment. "What was I saying? Right. Yeah, I'm falling for her."
End Confessional
"Going it alone might work sometimes," Dave told Sky, "But I feel-"
"Hold on," Sky interrupted as she held up a balloon. She tossed it away, and it hit Heather, Lindsay and Beth, covering them with a small swarm of bees. "Three in one go," Dave told her. "That's-"
"Shh, get down!" Sky ordered as he pushed Dave to the ground. Max laughed before using a small tube to launch a dart, popping Sky's balloons in her hands, releasing a swarm of bees. "BEES!" she cried out as she ran off.
"Sky!" Dave called out as he got to his feet. "Wait up!" He ran after her.
"It worked!" Max told Scarlett. He gave an evil laugh. "You should be taking notes of my genius." Scarlett just rolled her eyes. Chris paused the screen he was watching. "Max is really enjoying the game," he narrated. "Obviously, he doesn't know what sort of surprises waiting in the rest of those balloons. Stay tuned for more mayhem when we return to Total...Drama!"
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Austin and Luna were walking around when a snake slithered down. Rodney and Helga noticed them soon after. "Sorry, cowboy," Rodney told him as he held up a balloon, "You should've hidden better. As he walked closer, Austin turned around. The snake was on his face, to Rodney's confusion. "I wanna turn with Slinky!" Luna told him as she pulled the snake off and stuck it onto her face. She then passed out from the snake's venom and fell onto her balloons, covering her in yellow paint. "Huh?" Rodney wondered.
"Enough cleaning, snake," Austin told it as he grabbed it. "Pester someone else now." He tossed it towards Rodney, who ran away in fright. He then tripped and fell on his balloons, covering him and Helga in pink paint.
Confessional: Rodney (Screaming Gophers)
"You can't throw snakes at people! Unless they're in a balloon. Then it's okay. I kinda feel bad for getting me and Helga out. She probably hates me now!"
Confessional: Helga (Screaming Gophers)
She was laughing. "Look at us! Pink paint! We look so...girly! It so awful, it's actually funny!"
End Confessionals
Sky was trying to remove her bee stings with a shell. "Sky!" Dave called out when he caught up with her. "Yikes. Looks like he got you real good." Sky shot him an annoyed glare. "Sorry. But hey, it could've been a lot-" He yelped when he saw the bee stings on Sky's back. "You think?" she pointed out.
"Uh, it- look out!" Dave pulled Sky down as some balloons sailed through the air. They then heard Courtney, Brick, Owen, Izzy, Leshawna and Cameron moaning afterwards. "Seems like they're all out," Sky pointed out. "And you know I'm already out?"
"Sorry about that," Dave apologized. "And I'm sorry the bees went after you. But I'm glad that-"
"You're glad?"
"Because I'm allergic to bee stings! And wheat and peanuts. Flowers, mountain lion dander and most fruit-flavored gums."
"Seriously?"
"Well, I've never been tested for it, but I've always suspected, and it's best to err on the side of caution when- down!" Dave grabbed Sky and pulled her down with him as more balloons went by. They then heard Bridgette, Geoff, DJ, Harold, Leonard, Trent, Gwen, Sierra and Cody groan afterwards. "How many times are you gonna do that?" Sky finally asked.
"Well..." Dave began as they stood back up.
"Never mind. You have to warn the others that the Screaming Gophers are using our own balloons against us. We've lost three challenges in a row, so we have to win this one!"
"You've got it, Sky! I am on it!" Dave ran off. "Tree!" Sky warned but he already ran into it. Chris laughed at the sight. "Hey, Chris," Topher greeted as he stepped out of a bush.
"Topher, you're in the middle of a challenge, dude," Chris pointed out.
"I know, but it's important. You gotta call in the make-up department to do something about those crow's feet."
"Crow's...feet?"
"Yeah, it looks like they were wearing cleats. What if the kids start Twerting about you about how old you look and the network decides to replace you with a younger host?" Chris's face was struck with worry. "Replace? Me?" he squeaked out. "MAKE-UP!" He ran off. Topher dodged a balloon that was tossed and he ducked back into a bush.
Meanwhile, Jasmine was silently walking through the woods while Shawn watched her from a tree. "Even with all the branches and twigs on the ground, she moves so silently," he quietly commented. "Wow."
Confessional: Shawn (Killer Bass)
"Okay, I'll admit, Jasmine's pretty cool. But seventy-three point six percent of men who die in zombie movies die because the girl they love becomes a zombie, and when it comes time to cut her head off, they get all sentimental and they hesitate. You can't let emotions get in the way when it comes to surviving. It could mean life or death!"
End Confessional
Shawn slowly moved closer on his tree branch and aimed his balloon at Jasmine. Unknown to him, Mike had crept up behind him. "BOO!" he shouted, making Shawn lose his footing and fall.
"Huh?" Jasmine wondered as she looked up. Shawn fell on top of her and burst their balloons, covering them in blue paint. "Nice of me to drop by, huh?" he weakly told her. "At least you're not a zombie, right?"
"Yeah, I guess," Jasmine laughed.
Confessional: Jasmine (Screaming Gophers)
"Not only is the guy cute, he's kinda hilarious. Zombies!" She laughed.
End Confessional
Ella was walking with her balloon when she saw a butterfly. "Hello beautiful butterfly!" she told it. "You're so delicate. You should hide until our game is done." As she walked, Echo and Lightning charged at her with their balloons until they saw it was only Ella. "Sorry," Echo told her. "We thought you were one of the Bass."
"Look, guys," Ella told them as she held up her balloon, which had a smiley face on it. "Just because my balloon is meant to do harm doesn't mean it can't look adorable and constantly delighted to be here."
Confessional: Echo (Screaming Gophers)
She gagged.
End Confessional
The trio continued to walk. "I believe we can be the best of friends," Ella told Echo and Lightning.
"Lightning heard something," Lightning told the girls. He shoved them aside. "Duck!" He just walked off as Echo laid on the ground and Ella was in a bush. "Help!" Ella called out as Echo got to her feet. "I've fallen into this poor bush!"
"Don't worry," Echo replied as she held up a balloon. "I'll help!" She aimed it at her but a balloon hit her first, covering her in honey. "I'm all sticky!" she moaned.
"Are you okay?" Ella asked her as she pulled herself out of the bush. Unknown to them, Mike was up in a tree, smiling as he dashed off.
Meanwhile, Anne-Maria, Alejandro and Dawn were walking with their balloons. Unknown to them, Scott was hidden in a bush and aiming at them.
Confessional: Scott (Killer Bass)
He was whittling with his shark tooth. "Another elimination ceremony, and it's good-bye Dawn. Or maybe Sam or Brick; I can't decide. I'm like a kid in a candy store full of suckers. And I'm gonna, uh, break them and stuff."
End Confessional
Scott soon saw the trio move out of his line of sight. "Come on," he complained as he quietly followed them.
"How much longer do we have to do this?" Anne-Maria complained. "My feet are getting tired."
"Patience," Alejandro assured her. "We won't have to do this for much longer."
"Unfortunately," Dawn murmured. She heard a twig snap behind her. "Friends, someone's here!" she warned.
"This one's mine!" Anne-Maria declared as she held up a balloon. She tossed it behind her just as Scott tossed his. All four of them got hit with the balloons, covering them with ketchup. "It's in my hair!" Anne-Maria cried out. "Those stupid Gophers are gonna get it!"
"They will," Alejandro told her. "But we are out."
"I hope the other Bass have better success than us," Dawn hoped. Meanwhile, Destiny was on a rock playing her guitar while Beardo and Greg stood close by. "I'd hate to rain on your parade, Desi," Greg told her, "But I think you need to put the tunes on pause."
"But why?" Destiny asked.
"We have to keep quiet so no one finds us," Beardo explained to her.
"You're saying I have to quit my music? Uh-uh! I'm not stopping my jams!" She played a loud chord on her guitar. Soon, the trio were hit with balloons, covering them in gooey frogs. "Gross!" Greg moaned.
"Sorry, guys," Zoey told them. "But my team needs this." She ran off as Destiny gave a nervous smile to her teammates. "Oh," she sighed. "Sorry."
Meanwhile, Duncan had made a slingshot and placed his balloons in it before launching them off. "Rest assured that as long as you're with me," Max told Scarlett as they walked, "You are safe." The duo got hit with Duncan's balloons, covering Scarlett in green jelly and Max in talc. "REVENGE!" Max swore before sneezing.
"Awesome shot," Dave told Duncan as he ran up. "FYI, someone burst Sky's balloons while she was holding them."
"Huh, smart trick," Duncan replied. "I doubt it was the purple gnome." Max kept sneezing. "Guess we're out," Scarlett told him. "Too bad. I would've loved to see more of your brilliance."
"And you will," Max told her. "I had set up a trap earlier that will fling balloons when someone steps on the plate. And they'll know it's my creation!"
"But might one of the Gophers step on it by mistake?"
"I highly doubt that." Max sneezed again. Meanwhile, Mike was adjusting his shirt when he heard the twins arguing nearby. "Way to make a total fool of yourself in front of everybody, Samey," Amy scolded. "'Oh, I got the food and I'm the nice one. Blah, blah, blah!'"
"There's Samey's shadow doing it again," Mike murmured as he rolled his eyes.
"Sooner or later Amy," Samey pointed out to her, "Everyone will know what you're about!" Amy just scoffed. Mike walked over to them. "Hello, Samey," he bitterly told her. "Mind if I have a moment with Amy?"
"Mike, you can have ALL the moments with Amy!" Samey spat out before walking away.
"About time she left," Amy commented.
"Alright, Amy, I'm onto you!" Mike spat out. "You're always being mean to Samey! Your own flesh and blood!"
"The fact that you say that is an insult to me. Useless Samey doesn't even deserve to be my sister!" Amy stormed off. Mike began to follow her. "If you try anything to her," he threatened, "So help me, I'll-" He stepped on a hidden panel, and a bunch of balloons were tossed at him, covering him in vinegar. "What the-?" He noticed a sign bobbing up and down, with Max's taunting face sloppily drawn on it. "MAX!" Mike bellowed out.
"Wow, good make-up job, dude," Topher complimented as Chris walked by. "You look twenty years younger. It's like you're thirty again."
"I am thirty," Chris told him.
"Oh. Yeah, I know, and now you look it. But, you could use some more moisturizer." Chris gave him a look before stepping back. Topher was soon hit with a balloon, covering him with spiders. "Thank you!" Chris shouted.
"Spiders, spiders!" Topher panicked as he ran away. Dave soon ran over. "Yeah!" he exclaimed. "Did you see that?"
"You're out of balloons, Dave," Chris pointed out. "You might wanna skedaddle." Dave ran off. "Moisturizer, huh?" Chris murmured.
"All this walking is good exercise," Ella told Lightning as they walked. "But it's also important to exercise our hearts. With songs." She began to sing, to Lightning's annoyance. "Smiles can help with trials and tribulations!"
"She's sha-singing!" Lightning shouted. "Again!" Austin swung by and hit them with balloons. "Might wanna keep that trap shut!" he teased. He soon slammed into a cliff and slid down. "Cow patties!" he cursed when he got on solid ground. His shirt had a red-orange stain. "One of my balloons I had busted on me when I hit that rock." He sniffed his shirt. "Hey, buffalo sauce! Yee-haw!" He began to suck on it.
"Did I hear singing again?" Chris complained as he, wearing a towel and a green spa mask, walked over to Lightning and Ella. "Did I?!"
"Yeah," Lightning answered. "On account of her sing-song, she got herself and the Lightning hit with balloons full of mustard, relish and-" He licked his hand. "Some third thing I can't sha-figure out."
"If my song was the cause of that," Ella apologized as Chris lifted one of the cucumbers off his eyes, "Then I-"
"Alright," Chris interrupted. "As long as the singing caused you pain, Ella, I'm happy." He walked off.
Dave was walking when he stepped on a twig. He flinched when Amy and Samey popped out of a bush. They tossed their balloons until one of Samey's balloons hit Dave, covering him in itching powder. "What the-?" he wondered before scratching himself.
Confessional: Dave (Killer Bass)
He was scratching himself. "Itching powder? Really?! I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to this!"
"Everyone's allergic to it!" Chris told him. "It's itching powder!"
End Confessional
Dave hopped away as Zoey walked up to the twins. "Well done, Sammy," she told her. "You took out Dave."
"Whoa!" Amy interrupted. "Loud cough of interruption!" She shoved Samey aside. "I was the one that took out Dave, not Samey!"
"I can tell you apart, and Sammy's shot took him out, not yours." Samey smiled as she stood back up while Amy looked shocked.
Confessional: Amy (Screaming Gophers)
"'Kay, since when does anyone take Samey's side? She's just a wannabe me, a spare Amy." She gave a loud gasp. "Her name should be Spareamy! I'm gonna change her birth certificate as soon as we get home!"
End Confessional
"Since Samey's the only one with a balloon left," Zoey told the twins, "We should stick together. I noticed Duncan's hiding spot earlier. Come on." While Duncan hid in a bush, Zoey and the twins were on the cliff above him. "He's right below us," Zoey whispered.
"You take the shot, Zoey," Samey offered as she held up her balloon, "I don't wanna mess it up."
"And she would," Amy put in.
"I know you've got this," Zoey assured Samey. "Just drop it there." Amy tried to grab the balloon. "Give me that!" she told Samey. "You'll miss!"
"Amy, quit it!" Zoey scolded as she grabbed the balloon.
"It's mine!" Amy demanded.
"No!" Samey argued. "Let go!" The balloon burst, covering the trio in pink goo. "Game over!" Chris announced over the loudspeakers. "The Killer Bass win!"
"Way to go, Samey!" Amy scolded as she stood up. "You ruined everything! I'm telling!" She ran off.
Confessional: Zoey (Screaming Gophers)
"Wow. Good thing for Sammy they weren't born Siamese twins, or I bet Amy would've eaten her by now."
Confessional: Samey (Screaming Gophers)
"Whenever I have something Amy wants, she just takes it! Always, always, always!" A thought came to her. "Huh, always."
End Confessionals
"Tonight's winner gets to enjoy dinner from Mary's Lamb Burger!" Chris told the campers. "That's Mary's Lamb Burger and Barbecue Emporium. Mary had a little lamb. Had." Chris and Chef laughed at this. That evening, Samey was sitting on a rock. She was about to take a bite from her apple when Amy snatched it from her. "Gimme that!" she scolded. "You don't deserve to eat. And I've talked to the rest of the team about how you lost us the challenge. Enjoy being cannon fodder! See you at the elimination ceremony, SPAREAMY!" Amy took a bite of the fruit before walking off. Samey lifted her hand, which had a rash on it. "And you enjoy that manchineel fruit," she giggled as she scratched her hand.
At the campfire ceremony, the Screaming Gophers were all standing up. Everyone had a marshmallow except for Amy and Samey. "Alright," Chris announced. "Those of you holding a marshmallow are safe. For now." Amy tossed her finished fruit away and gave a smug smile while Samey looked nervous. "Amy, Samey, one of you is heading home tonight. Amy, you seem more concerned with bossing Samey around than with helping your team." Just then, Amy began to cough and hold her throat as Samey smiled. "And Samey, it was your balloon that cost your this challenge. The sister heading home is..."
Amy continued to cough as her throat and cheeks swelled up. She waved her hand. "Oh, ignore her," Samey told Chris. "She's just trying to get sympathy. Aren't you, Samey?!" Amy nodded her head no and tried to speak, but couldn't. "Can't understand what you're saying, Samey," Chris told Amy, "And it really doesn't matter, cause YOU'VE been voted off!" Amy could only moan as Samey smiled in satisfaction. At the Cannon of Shame, Samey was waving to Amy, who was inside the cannon. "Buh-bye, Samey!" she told her. "Have a nice flight!" Amy tried to shout but no one could understand her. "Wish I could understand," Chris told Samey. "It sounds really important." He pressed a button, and Amy was blasted off.
Confessional: Samey (Screaming Gophers)
"She's had it coming! For years! I guess twinning isn't everything."
Confessional: Zoey (Screaming Gophers)
"Sammy's still here? Yes! She finally stood up to Amy!"
Confessional: Cameron (Screaming Gophers)
"The old switcheroo. Good for Samey."
End Confessionals
Soon, Chris gathered everyone by the beach. "Got some good news!" he announced. The Boat of Losers pulled up, driven by Chef. "Right now, you're all heading back to Camp Wawanakwa! So, get your butts on the Boat of Losers now!" Once everyone boarded the boat, it started up again as it headed back to Wawanakwa. Sky noticed Dave looked depressed. "Don't tell me you're sad about leaving," she told him.
"A-a little," Dave admitted.
"Something tells me we'll be coming back here. I just know it."
And here's another chapter! So, first, the elimination. Amy's elimination is one of the most satisfying ones of all time, and one of the most well deserved, along with Heather's, Scott's and Sugar's canon eliminations.
I also moved some other plots along, such as the Dave/Sky interactions and the Jasmine/Shawn interactions.
And now that it's coming back to the original place, the next challenge will be the canoe race to the ominous Boney Island. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a happy Thanksgiving!