ok so listen up! I was trying to get back to writing my usual 'intellectual narration' oneshot&series and it's too dang complicated. I bang my head in the wall after ton of retry. I was setting my exception too high (since it was something i want write). So i have new idea.

Why don't I just write lemon? No expectation. No structure. No planing. No deadline. people'll read it anyway.

So yeah, I might just do that


Just like most lemon (gosh, i hate that name) you can request me folk!

But please noted that i did not read all of the warriors cats books, for example i drop the pot&oots the since it just A FUCKING TRASH

Here is the warriors books i read:

- The entirety of [The Prophecies Begin], [The New Prophecy].

- Firestar's quest, SkyClan's Destiny

- pot: The Sight, Dark River, Outcast, Eclipse

- avos: The Apprentice's Quest, Thunder and Shadow, Shattered Sky

I'll only do the canon cats (since you know? people don't read oc OMEGALUL)

'ok pume do i need to type love/lust/rape' i honestly don't know how to write something out of some stupid shit like that, when the fuck did this ocur in lemon community? Which fucker come up with this?

Just write, where are they at the beginning, where are they going to fuck, why are they fucking, do they like it? some plot shit like that. cmon, it's not that hard, it's not rocket science. it's just cats having sex and you enjoy jerking off (you weirdo)

If you only give me 'stonefur x mistyfoot' then fine! But please know that you should be ashamed of youself for not be able to come up with any of the plot because your brain is so empty. (just kidding, you could)

ALSO! I could write in 3 perspective

1st person: "Ah fuck. My cock was throbbing and I knew that if it wasn't for the fact that I had just finished eating her pussy, I would have blown my load right there on the ground. She let out a small gasp as she felt me twitching inside of her and then began to ride me harder, moving up and"

2nd person: "Today you heard that Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw gonna have sexual intercourse. Thank to your dead alliance with the Dark Forest.
Of course, You have decided to follow them, to watch them having sex! It might be heartbreaking but at least you'll get one of the best masturbation material"

3rd person: "Firestar is on top of his sister - princess - right now! and what is doing with his beloved sis?
"Oh, you know how to talk!" Firestar laughed. "You're getting better at this." He kissed her neck again.
Princess purred as he nuzzled against her ear. Right now he's deep in her pussy and she feels so good. She loved the way his cock felt inside her. It was a little rough but it made her feel so sexy and hot. His cock is still hard from earlier and Princess wants to make him cum again."

tell me which perspective, do you want for your promt.