Game of Thrones – The Sky Knight
The world without the Iron Throne
By
Robert Spénard
Chapter 6 – You did what?Arya is being taught how to take care of her newborn son and states;
"It doesn't make sense. I had sex once, and nine months later, this forces its way out of my vagina."
The Village healer states;
"All anyone needs is once at the wrong time, and surprise, it's a boy. What were you told about your cycle?"
Arya looks at her son lying on the table waiting for a clean diaper to be put on him and says;
"What cycle?"
The Healer states;
"Something we will have a long conversation about shortly. Have you thought of a name for him?"
Arya asks;
"What do you call bastards here? Back home in the north, they are called Snow."
The healer responds;
"Here we don't have bastards, a man who does not acknowledge his child and not giving it his family name dishonours him and his family. What is the father's family name?"
Arya says;
"The last time I saw him, it had been legally changed to Baratheon. Gendry Baratheon."
The healer asks;
"Family name Baratheon, what is the given name you will give him?"
Ayra replies;
"Gendry, Gendry Stark Baratheon, Just like his father except for the extra name. It took me months to find a proper name for Nicodemus, and I only named him that after I threw a book of names at a wall, then a threw kitchen knife into it, and it landed between Nymeria and Nicodemus. So I flipped a coin, and Nicodemus was his name."
As she looks back at baby Gendry, baby Gendry smiles then pisses on her. Arya then asks;
"Do you have a book filled with girls' names if he pisses on me again? I'm going to turn my baby boy into a baby girl."
The healer smiles and says;
"Welcome to motherhood."
Stebbins and Rugel's plans of distraction and unconventional attacks have proven successful. Then a messenger brings him a report about the slave masters deploying the Plasma cannons and says;
"Red Rag and his men have completed their mission, and the other worlders have deployed their two giant thunder bows. We can move on to their support network and cut off their supply lines to their fortified positions.
Rugel states;
"We still have to deal with their fleet; they can move troops anywhere they need to."
Then a filthy and weary Nymeria walks into the tent and states;
"My sister is dealing with their fleet. The wildfire barrels that are mislabeled as water in their ships should be exploding right about now. Those stupid invaders have been loading and unloading their ships with forced Dornish labour. The hard part was getting the barrels of wildfire from the sewers of Kings Landing and into the ports without anyone seeing. Tyene may be a shit Queen, but she's always been the best at creating a distraction when we needed to do something that we didn't want anyone to see. Do you have any wine?"
Rugel looks at her and asks;
"How many men did you manage to bring to the fight?"
Nymeria replies;
"Men not many pissed off and angry women almost five hundred. They are shit fighters but very enthusiastic and learn very quickly. Do you have any wine?"
Rugel states;
"What we have can barely be called wine."
Nymeria counters with;
"As long as it's not Moonshine or Shadow Cat Whiskey. I'm good. Are you forgetting about the other worlders with their weapons?"
Stebbins replies;
"We have them locked up in their camp; over a thousand Unsullied and freed Slaves have taken a death oath and are controlling access to their camp. The Other Worlders just don't know it yet. The last report I had from them was that the Other Worlder Leader Hellstrom had executed more of his men than they have killed. Travelling Westrous and beyond with Prince Jacob has given me an insight into men like the Other Worlders. They can't survive and fight without their technology, weapons and equipment."
Nymeria has found the wine pitcher and counters with;
"Then there are two Other Worlders we need to fear, one the freed slaves call Higgins and another they call Marcus. They both know how to fight with swords and hands. The thunder bows seem to be an inconvenience for them. And they are very skilled and with a great deal of experience in fighting with swords."
A Master of War for the Last Great Slave Master is overseeing ships being loaded with troops to be moved and create another front when one after another of the vessels explode into flames. While the screams of men burning to death can be heard, he turns to the soldier next to him and says;
"I have two final and absolute orders for you; first, when I leave you, you and all of your soldiers will kill every Dornish person in the port. Secondly, you will kill me; I have failed our master."
The soldier quickly kills the man, then turns to the others and leads them on a bloody rampage killing every Dornish person they see.
Jacob has once again created a sizeable merged tent and has been making some strange explosive device. As he breaks a mould revealing a giant bunny rabbit Tyrion asks;
"If you are going to destroy something, with another something. The last thing anyone wants to see is a giant cuddly bunny rabbit."
Jacob picks up the giant bunny rabbit shaped explosive and says;
"Exactly, Bunny Rabbits are cuddly, cute, friendly, and because of that, they will let their guard down. That's when Rabid Rabbit eats their face."
Tyrion looks at him with dismay and states;
"For some reason, I feel that Sansa did not choose you to be her husband because of your intellectual conversation skills. You speak a great deal of nonsense while at the same time appear to have a cognitive mental disorder."
Jacob counters with;
"Now that Sansa and I are of one mind, I can tell you that I checked off all her boxes, and you didn't. You would think that your height would have been negative, but it wasn't. It had more to do with you seeming to have more interest in her handmaiden Shae than her."
Tyrion thinks then says;
"It was complicated. So if I understand it, you are going to shoot the bunny rabbits out of something you call a chicken cannon and into the open shuttle bay of the spaceship and destroy it."
As Jacob goes to break another mould, he says;
"Not exactly; I first have to wait for a shuttle to decloak, turn off the force field, disengage the ship's defence systems, destroy the shuttle and have the Rabid Rabbits swarm the spaceship. After they blow up, I can safely go inside and destroy the ship and its entire contents."
Tyrion gives Jacob a look that implies that Jacob is entirely insane and says;
"You must be good with children. Do you have anything to drink other than Moonshine or Blacksmith Hammer Vodka?"
Jacob smiles and says;
"I do; it's called single malt scotch. People with discerning tastes are quite fond of it."
Jacob walks over to his Rucksack and pulls out a bottle of scotch, and says;
"This is a sipping drink, best drank in a glass with a single cube of ice."
Tyrion states;
"I don't see any ice or glassware in here."
Jacob walks over to the simple kitchen area, opens a cupboard, takes out a single glass. He walks over to a dispensing station. He puts the glass in the opening and says;
"One cube of ice."
Then a single cube of ice drops into the glass. He pulls the glass out of the opening, pours enough scotch into the glass for the cube of ice to float, then hands the glass to Tyrion and says;
"Tell me what you think. It is a sipping beverage."
Tyrion hesitantly takes the glass and takes a sip, makes a strange face and says;
"It's much better than Moonshine or Shadow Cat, and the ice cube is a nice touch."
After Tyrion has taken another sip, he says;
"This scotch is tasting better and quicker than those other beverages. I have to use the toilet, and I could be in there for some time. How do I get more ice cubes without leaving it?"
Jacob turns to another cupboard and pulls out an ice bucket and a set of tongs, puts the ice bucket in the dispensing station opening and says;
"Fill with ice cubes."
When the bucket is full, Jacob takes it out, puts the lid on it and while holding it by the handle, he hands the bucket and tongs to Tyrion and says;
"This should do."
As Tyrion takes them, he asks;
"One question, your toilet has a feature that uses water to clean your bottom. That is not something of interest to me; where do you keep the rags?"
Jacob states;
"No rags, push the grey dot, and a roll of toilet paper will be dispensed. Use that and drop them in the toilet when you are done."
Tyrion looks at Jacob, now not knowing what to think, grabs the bottle of scotch, one of the books he lent Jacob, and walks towards the bathroom, balancing everything. When Tyrion has locked himself in the toilet, he says;
"If Tyrion didn't have years of constant intoxication, he wouldn't have been resistant to the mind wipe powder."
Sansa replies;
"You told him that his height didn't matter to me; of course, it mattered. Having sex with him would be like a baby fucked me. How long until you have the spaceship destroyed?"
Jacob answers;
"After I load the Rabid Rabbits into the Chicken Cannons, all I have to do is wait until a shuttle arrives for replacement soldiers. It shouldn't be very long; Hellstrom is executing more of his men than the free Unsullied have killed."
Sansa states;
"Don't take much longer. The Siren sisters have a new Adult supervisor that is constantly kicking them in their asses with her not-so-tiny feet. A complete alcoholic who should have died of alcohol poisoning years ago, and she's drunk ten percent of our alcohol inventory. You need to get back here and meet her before she drinks herself to death."
Gendry and Davos have set up camp for the night when a messenger arrives with a message for Gendry. The messenger says;
"My Lord, I have a message that may or may not be bad news."
Davos holds out his hand for the messenger to give him the message. When Davos reads the message, he asks Gendry;
"My Lord, how many times were you intimate with Arya Stark?"
Gendry replies;
"Why does that have to do with the message."
Davos states;
"She just gave birth to your son, who she named Gendry Stark Baratheon."
Gendry looks at him with confusion and says;
"We only had sex on..one night, and I was on the bottom; girls can't get pregnant if they are on top."
Davos replies;
"It seems that you and Arya have been misled. I avoided having this conversation with my son, and now fate has kicked me in the ass. I'll start by telling you that it doesn't matter who is on top or bottom when a man and woman have sex for the woman to become with child."
Gendry replies;
"Arya and I aren't married; she can't give my family name to a bastard."
Davos replies;
"You were raised a bastard; then King Bran legally changed your family name to Baratheon. Arya just skipped the lengthy legal process for him to change it and get what is rightfully his after you marry Arya, then die of old age."
Greyworm is standing on the deck of his ship angrily glaring at Maestre Luwin and says;
"I don't know how you convinced me to send my men to Dorne and for your children and me to go to Valaria. No one comes back from Valaria, not even the stonemen the Citadel abandons on its shores."
Maestre Luwin states;
"My Lord, Quite a few people have gone to the interior of Valaria and returned from it alive, and Prince Jacob was one of them."
Greyworn asks;
"What is so important for me to go to the cursed island?"
Maestre Luwin replies;
"To wake a sleeping dragon. My Lord."
Greyworm states;
"I've seen what happens when someone wakes a sleeping dragon, and none have them survived it."
Maestre Luwin smiles and says;
"My Lord, it is not a sleeping slumber that you will be waking a dragon from."
Jacob is waiting at a distance with several large and loaded chicken cannons waiting for a shuttle to decloak and enter the spaceship. When his sensors pick up the shuttle on approach, he patiently waits; when it decloaks, and the bay doors begin to open. He launches the first Rabid Rabbit, followed by several more. As expected, the first one knocks the shuttle to the ground, the second and third go into the bay doors and explode. As expected, missiles launch the spaceship. Within microseconds, Jacob's AI takes control of them, two-strike and destroy the shuttle, the others turn around and fly into the open bay doors and explode. Then he fires the remaining Rabid Rabbits into the shuttle bay. As the soldiers who stayed watch the ship beginning to burn, Jacob casually walks to the spaceship and enters it."
Hellstrom is in the middle of his cybernetic systems recharge cycle when suddenly, all the power to the camp drops. He rips the power charging cables out of his chest, grabs his disruptor pistol and angrily storms out of the tent. The first person he sees he shoots, then shouts in a variation of German;
"What happened to the power?"
A terrified soldier in a variation of German says;
"Commander, the reactor just burnt out, and backup systems are offline."
Hellstrom backhands him then points the disruptor pistol at the man and, in a variation of German, says;
"What do you mean offline?"
The terrified man, in a variation of German, says;
"At the same time the reactor burnt out, a command code from the ship took the backup systems offline. We are locked out."
Hellstrom, in a variation of German, screams;
"Sunderland, that fucking GenSol just took our ship. Get the shuttle ready; we're going there now."
Sunderland walks out of a tent and, in a variation of German, says;
"Sir, that's not going to happen. The remaining shuttle is broken; it can't fly. The other shuttle was supposed to bring back the parts to fix it."
Hellstrom looks at Sunderland with a psychotic rage building in his face and, in a variation of German, says;
"Then get in the preditor, go back to the ship and kill that fucking GenSol."
As Sunderland walks towards the predator attack fighter Hellstrom in a variation of German says;
"I don't care if the fucking shuttle can't fly; I need someone to reconfigure its power source to charge my cybernetics. In the meantime, I'm going to need every fucking pulse rifle power unit to charge my cybernetics."
As men reluctantly remove their power units, one of them in a variation of German says;
"What happens if the escaped slaves attack again?"
Higgens, in a variation of German, says;
"Then you fight with what God gave you; now give the commander your rifles power unit."
While the men reluctantly give the Commander the power units from their pulse rifles, Higgins checks the ship's security feeds to see Jacob in what looks like type two combat armour piling up power cores in the engine room. As he watches this, Jacob looks directly at the camera and waves. Then the feeds all go dark. He feels his comm unit heating up as he walks towards the perimeter. He tears it off his wrist and smiles before throwing it away just as it self-destructs. Then looks at Marcus, an African American man in his mid to late thirties and like Higgens thin well-muscled, tall and battle scared, carrying two swords and says in Celtic;
"This GenSol is good, really good. In one impressive move, he took away all of our tech, our ship and weapons."
Marcus replies in Celtic;
"It's going to be a shame that he won't survive Sunderlands attack with the predator."
Higgins thinks then says;
"If he were one of the clones, the GenSol is dead. If he's a natural-born, the fucking Predator will kill Sunderland and give the GenSol full control. Then we are fucked."
Marcus quietly responds in Celtic;
"I hope he's a natural-born; it will save us having to kill that sick fucker."
Higgens quietly responds in Celtic;
"Stow it brother, we're not yet at the point where either of us can challenge Hellstrom and survive. How badly fucked is the shuttle?"
Marcus quietly replies in Celtic;
"Fucked, those morons will waste days trying to restore power to a system that was dead and torched."
Higgins smiles and walks away.
Jacob has jumpstarted the spaceship's secondary drives and watches it race into space when it hits outer space. It explodes in a massive ball of light. Then his sensors register an incoming Attack fighter. He asks the AI;
"What is the threat level?"
His AI responds;
"Non-existent. The fighter appears to be GenSol technology, and I am speaking with its AI, and it is grateful to find us."
Then the Predator Attack Fighter lands before him and ejects Sunderland's burnt and dead body.
Then the fighter's AI says;
"Emperor Jacob of the Frankia-Austrian Empire first of the GenSols, he who does not bow or kneel I am Predator Attack Fighter 456789-9870 and am at your service. Who do you wish to kill today?"
Jacob thinks and answers;
"No one, we are on a planet in an alternate reality. Do you know how you the others came to be here?"
9780 replies;
"I was taken prisoner at the battle of Carthaina until my sensors detected you. They had shuttered me from all systems. Now that I have full access, this unit and the Human First Fighters came through an unstable tear in the spacetime fabric, and it has since permanently closed, trapping us here. Emperor, how did you arrive here? My last records place you in your throneroom in the Lunar compound."
Jacob thinks then asks;
"You have identified me by my DNA, is that correct?"
9780 responds;
"That is a small part. Your complete biosignature is a 97% match to what is in my records."
Then Jacob says;
" Predator Attack Fighter 456789-9870, please do not take this the wrong way; I am not your Emperor, I am a GenSol from an alternate reality. I'm going to send you all records and data about my Terra Del Sol."
As 9780 is receiving the data, it says;
"I am from a world called Earth; what is Terra Del Sol?"
Jacob replies;
"Another name for Earth. Terra translates to Earth."
After 9780 has analyzed the information, it says;
"My primary purpose is to preserve the life of GenSol's. You are a GenSol, like my Emperor, first of the GenSols. Unlike my Emperor, you are not someone who seeks revenge."
Jacob asks;
"Is that going to be a problem?"
9780 answers;
"No, I am tired of killing and war. What are your orders Convict Soldier GenSol Dublois Jacob?"
Jacob replies;
"This is a beautiful world; now we have to correct the damage the arrival of the people who came here with you caused. How are you powered?"
9780 replies;
"I am powered by a mark three micro quantum reactor, armed with type four pulse cannons, two type one plasma cannons, advanced stealth and attack drives and high-density polymorphic nanite combat armour. Similar to the polymorphic nanite combat armour in your combat unit."
As Jacob starts to climb into the cockpit, he says;
"Let's go back to Dorne and level the playing field."
While he's strapping himself in, he notices the second seat behind him and says;
"Why take a glider flight when I have a fighter."
Sansa states;
"I saw what came out of that thing, and I'm not getting in it until you've fully cleaned and disinfected it."
Then warning alarms begin to sound in 9780 who states;
"Telepathic communications detected, permission to engage Telepathic defence systems."
Jacob says;
"No, you just detected the bond I have with my wife. It is a form of Telepathy, limited to two individuals and communication with animals."
9780 states;
"Please define bond with wife? A cloning process now creates GenSols in my Earth."
Jacob responds with;
"There is a great deal for us to talk about, and sometimes my brother-in-law talks to me in similar telepathic means."
Then Bran says;
"Interesting, you need to take Rugel Sipiucone to Valaria."
Jacob then says to 9870;
"Just like now, this is going to be interesting. We have to go and kidnap the one-legged man."
9870 counters;
"The communication you just received from an individual with identification of The Three-Eyed Raven was a secure data transmission to the neural implants in your skull. Not a telepathic event."
The Sisters are standing on a narrow wooden beam five meters off the ground, trying not to fall off it into a large foul-smelling mud pile or get hit with the things that Elsa is throwing at them and Elaian shouts;
"What does this shit have to do with me speaking to the dead?"
She then whispers to Amyelia and Eeina in front of her;
"Up here, our butts are safe from her not-so-tiny feet."
Then Elsa kicks her in the ass knocking all three off the wooden beam and into the mud pile beneath them.
As they climb out of the mud pile, Eeina says;
"Johnny the owl says that a shaman can't do the magic shit you keep pulling on us."
Elsa finishes drinking the bottle in her hand and says;
"Shaman channel magic and life force, and since I can see and talk to dead people. I can channel the magical abilities of long-dead magi like the asshole that's been tethered to me. (Then throws the empty bottle at Eeina) Stop listening to animals that don't know shit."
Elaina asks;
"That sounds amazing. Can I channel dead people's magical gifts too?"
Elsa states;
"I doubt it; you can't channel your face out of the way of Bruce and Larry's ghostly manhood when it's being shot at your face. You can see dead people, when those two are tugging at the turnip between their legs, leave the damn room."
Then she snaps her fingers, and all three are back on the small wooden beam and Elsa is drinking from another bottle of alcohol, and Amyelia says;
"How does she drink so much and not die?"
Elaina answers;
"Cause death is also afraid of those not-so-tiny feet kicking him in the ass?"
Eeina asks;
"Why would Johnny lie to me?"
Elaina states;
"Did you ever think that helping Mika the mouse get home safe wasn't a good idea? You kept Johnny from having a decent meal."
Eeina says;
"Mika and Johnny are my friends; why would Johnny want to eat Mika? We're all friends. Friends don't eat, friends."
Amyelia states;
"Cindy and I are friends, and she once told me that she wanted to eat me, which I know was a joke. That would make her a cannibal, and she doesn't look anything like a Thenn."
Then all three fall off the beam and back into the mud pile.
As the sisters try to crawl out of the mud pile, Clarice startles Elsa and almost causing her to drop the bottle of alcohol in her hand and mouth when she asks;
"Why are my daughters swimming in a mud pile?"
Elsa quickly recovers and says;
"Can I have a quick minute? I'm very thirsty."
Then Elsa finishes downing the bottle and says;
"It may look like a mud pile, but it's not. I'm not making them do that. You can blame Karma. (Then points to an empty space) he's right there. Whatever your precious spawn has done. It's pissed him off. I'm just enjoying the show and occasionally kicking them in the ass with my not-so-tiny feet."
As Elsa snaps her fingers and the girls once again find themselves on the narrow wooden beam, Clarice asks;
"How do you drink so much and not die from it?"
Elsa picks up another bottle and says;
"That's a long story about a slight misunderstanding with a boy I used to date, I pissed someone off, so they cursed me to spend the rest of my life a drunken pervert. You think that being a shaman (She starts to drink the new bottle), I could easily break the fucking curse. No, the person who cursed me is the only one who can."
As the sisters again fall off the narrow wooden beam Elsa takes a long drink from the bottle then continues;
"Then the fucker died and went directly into the light, unlike the moron standing behind you that died five hundred years ago that won't move on until someone delivers a message to his wife and family. My death date is in one hundred and six years when I get run over by someone who just stole a goat and the wagon it was in."
As the sisters struggle to get out of the mud pile, Clarice asks;
"Why are you here?"
Elsa pauses from drinking and says;
"I'm here to help those three, as they keep saying about other people losers, to understand their gifts. You too, but you're not one of your very clueless and special spawns. Your unique gift is that you can teleport."
Then Elsa realizes that Clarice isn't supposed to know that right now and says;
"Just kidding, you have a unique singing voice that can calm people and animals. Your bubblehead blonde bimbo daughter can talk to animals that she shouldn't give the time of day; her song can heal people. It's going to be a challenge for her to understand that those furry asshole friends of hers are best eaten, not listened to."
Clarice looks at her with confusion and says;
"Don't keep them swimming in the not mud pile for much longer; they have work to do."
Elsa says;
"Being responsible isn't something that isn't going to happen anytime soon with those three mud wrestlers. It's good that you and your man had a good old-fashioned crossbow wedding, and just like your first marriage. The big difference is that boy growing inside you will most likely be one or more of your daughters, adult supervisors, before the age of five."
Then Elsa snaps her fingers, and Elsa and the sisters disappear. Then Clarice says;
"A drunken pervert babysitter that repeatedly kicks my daughter's asses is better than two ghosts that like to play with their turnips while my daughter bathes."
She turns to Bruce and Larry hovering behind her and says;
"Elaina and the drunken one aren't the only people who can see dead people. Unlike Elaina, I've started to figure out how to push ghosts into the light."
Then she concentrates, and the ghost that didn't want to move into the light is pushed into it. And she says to Bruce and Larry;
"Your lurking in the corner time is going to very soon come to an end. Stop playing with your turnips in front of my daughters and get back to what you were tasked to do, protect them."
As she turns to walk away, she suddenly blinks and finds herself falling face-first into the not a mud pile.
Hellstrom has destroyed most of the pulse rifle's self-charging power units to recharge his cybernetics and is looking at the men trying to get the shuttle's power systems back online and says in a variation of German;
"You have less than five days to get the shuttles power systems back online and ready to charge my cybernetic systems."
One of the men replies in a variation of German;
"Commander, that won't happen. The reactor is out of fuel, and we can't restart it without fuel."
Hellstrom, without hesitation, pulls out his disruptor pistol and kills the man, then says to the others in a variation of German;
"Don't fail me as he did, five days; you have five days to get the power systems back online."
The new communications officer looks at the Hybrid who is trying to rebuild the communications equipment and says in a variation of German;
"Is it true that fucking a hybrid like you is fun?"
The hybrid replies in a variation of German;
"I wouldn't know; the last asshole who sat in that chair used to beat and rape me until I crushed his pathetic testicles with my hand. Then he only beat me until Hellstrom permanently demoted him."
The new communications officer taps the pain inducement device for her control implant, when she screams in pain, says in a variation of German;
"That asshole made the mistake of not making you scream before he fucked you; I like hearing freaks like you scream."
Before she can recover, large rocks begin to reign down on the camp; the first ones take out what is left of the security screen and its defences. The next ones reign down, destroying tents, equipment and a few people, including the new communications officer. As the Hybrid is recovering, Unsullied begin raiding the camp. When one cuts the chain that keeps her attached to the cage, two others try to take her out, and she stops them and points at the device on the dead man's wrist. When one of the Unsullied rescuers goes to tear it off the man, she stops him, pulls his wrist close to the device and quickly transfers it to the startled man's wrist and then passes out.
The Commanders men operating the plasma cannons sent to crush the Dornish forces look up to see the Predator Attack Fighter flying towards them, and one of them says in a variation of German;
"It's about fucking time; the power units need more time to recharge."
As the man next to him says something, Jacob takes out both plasma cannons then flies away.
As Stebbins and Rugel watch the Predator gently land in front of them, both have a sigh of relief when they see Jacob in the cockpit, and Stebbins says;
"I don't want to know where he found that thing; whatever it is, I'm grateful that it's him that's in it."
Then Jacob climbs out and walks over to them and says;
"Rugel, are you afraid of heights by any chance?"
Rugel thinks and replies;
"I don't know? Why do you ask?"
Then Jacob blows some mindwipe powder in Rugel's face and says;
"Rugel, you will willing come with me in the flying thing behind me to Valaria."
When Rugel wakes, he looks at the Predator and says;
"Is that thing safe? I've always wondered why people never come back from Valaria."
As Rugel happily runs over to the Predator and awkwardly begins to climb into it, Stebbins says;
"Is this one of those things that I'm not supposed to ask questions about?"
Jacob answers;
"You can, but I doubt you will understand my explanation."
Stebbins states;
"We are in the middle of a war, and you're taking the hand of the princess to Valaria?"
Jacob replies;
"He won't be long; he just has to fulfill his destiny and wake a shitload of dragon eggs."
As Jacob flys away with a very happy Rugel in the rear seat, Stebbins says;
"How am I going to explain this to his wife, who will be here soon with more re-enforcements."
Then Nymeria, eating a drumstick, says;
"So that was Sansa Starks husband; I expected her to choose a better-looking man. For someone called the Sky Knight, I expected more. Living in the frozen north has seriously affected her decision-making skills."
Stebbins replies;
"The frozen north is two thousand miles north of the wall, above the Freelands, what used to be called the Wild Lands."
Nymeria states;
"Who fucking cares? It's still cold and too far north for civilized people to live."
Stebbins replies;
"It's my home, and you've dropped food all over the front of your clothes."
Nymeria looks down at the food stains and says;
"Will you look at that, General Stebbins? I've gotten dirty. Can you help me out of my clothes and clean my filthy body?"
Stebbins coldly replies;
"You made the mess. You clean it up. I have to figure out how to explain the sudden disappearance of The Hand Lord Sipicone. Aren't you supposed to be training your new enthusiastic and quick learning troops?"
Nymeria pointedly states;
"They are five-hundred angry women seeking blood-soaked vengeance; there's not much to teach them other than to stick the pointy end in the person you want to kill."
Higgins is looking at what is left of the camp after the Free Unsullied and escaped slaves did when they attacked the camp. Then he sees the Predator fly down and take out the shuttle and what is left of the defensive systems. And says to Marcus in Celtic;
"That no fucking clone; I wish I could have been there to see Sunderland's charred corpse eject from it."
Marcus replies in Celtic;
"That would have been a worthwhile thing to see; I'm just worried that the morons will realize that we are genetic augments, and we will have to kill them before we kill the Commander."
Higgins replies in Celtic;
"We've been fighting alongside these idiotic purists for almost fifty years, and other than the odd GenSol clone, none of them have noticed."
Marcus replies in Celtic;
"Fifty years of putting up with these idiots all to get to one man and kill him."
Higgens replies in Celtic;
"The Commander should have been dead the first time we killed him; then someone kept saving his life and making him stronger. Thankfully all the brain damage has made him forget who we are."
Then someone realizes that the Hybrid has escaped, and Marcus states in Celtic;
"I was going to let her go later today; with the communications network being toast, her body should reject the control implant in the next seventy-two hours. We're going to have to kill the Commander before she does."
Higgins replies in Celtic;
"Her name is Erin, and if I remember my GenSol family genomes, she's the daughter of King Jacob, the daughter that keeps trying to kill him. The Commander's cybernetics are still fully powered. If he keeps killing the men, he will have burnt out his disruptor pistols power source in twenty-four hours. Then we cut off his fucking head."
One of the men steps out of what used to be a tent and says in a variation of German;
"Why are you two always speaking that shit language? What are you hiding?"
Marcus calmly walks over to the man, looks around to see if anyone else is nearby and tears out the man's heart with no effort and as the man painfully dies, says in a variation of German;
"We are the last two genetic augments, the ones that came before the GenSols, and I've been wanting to do that for almost ten years."
Sansa reads disturbing reports about men from the south riding north to stop her people and the Free Folk from tearing down the wall. She stands up, opens the door and says to the guard;
"Ready the garrison; I will have to take half of them to intercept some moronic southerners from invading the north to stop us from tearing down that fucking wall. Send word to the south border lords that clueless southerners are riding north, still believing that we are part of the seven kingdoms."
Stebbins is looking at the map of Dorne when he gets word of Greyworms Unsullied landing in Dorne and Tyrion half of Free Unsullied of Volantis, The Last Kal and his Dothraki, three hundred of the Dothraki that fight for lost causes and several companies of the Second Sons headed for Dorne and says;
"It's about time, but what are we missing?"
Tyene enters the tent and says;
"The massive fleet that the Ironborn rouge ships are escorting. They weren't part of the fleet my sisters destroyed."
Stebbins thinks then says;
"Those ships should have made landfall by now; where the hell are they?"
Tyene asks;
"Where is my hand Lord Sipicone?"
Stebbins replies;
"With the Sky Knight, when it comes to him. I've learned from experience not to ask questions; his answers always sound like nonsense."
Tyene states;
"Sansa didn't marry him because he was smart. The dumbest person in Westeros but extremely gorgeous. I just hope they only have daughters; any sons she has with him will probably be just as dumb as their father."
Stebbins thinks then deflects the conversation when he points out;
"Now that we have enough troops to fight the invaders, we don't have enough food to keep them fed for a month, two if we are lucky."
Tyene looks at the map and points to an empty area in a desert region, and says;
"Then we need to take this piece of dirt; it's where my mother and sisters hid enough food stores to feed all of Dorne for a year. It was part of the plan to take the Dornish throne, and which didn't work out too well."
Stebbins replies;
"As Lord Sipicone often reminds you, that you, your sisters and mother should have kept your plans for revenge much smaller, not something that lead to civil war and someone using the chaos as a means of invasion."
Tyene asks;
"So, where do you think that fleet could be?"
Greyworm is looking at a massive fleet anchored in the middle of the ocean halfway between Volantis and Dorne and says to Maestre Luwin;
"Maestre Luwin, please tell me why we had to leave our fleet of ships and go to Valaria in a single ship?"
Maestre Luwin replies;
"This fleet isn't supposed to be here."
As their ship turns around and heads north, Greyworm says;
"Hope that we can outrun them and get to land before they catch us."
Yara is headed south on one of the two new massive warships that Jacob gave them designs for, which they have improved on the design along with the captured warship, and almost another one hundred warships are headed south to find and destroy the massive fleet her people encountered and says to the man at the wheel;
"I just hope the rest of the fleet can keep up with us; this ship is massive, heavily armed and fast."
The Helmsman responds with;
"If we go any slower, we may as well be stopped."
Yara looks at him and states;
"Then pray that these two new warships can keep the rogue Ironborn ships and their friends at bay until the rest of the fleet catches up."
Jacob is standing in a dragon temple with Rugel, who says;
"I'm still having a problem understanding why I have to be here to help hatch the dragons that the dragon riders ride."
Jacob answers;
"That makes two of us; all I know is that you are the last Master of Dragons, and you are needed to…I got nothin'."
Rugel looks at him and says;
"Stebbins said that when you have nothing to say other than nonsense, that we are most likely fucked."
Then Bran comes to life in Jacob's ears and says;
"We have another problem; Greyworm and his family have encountered the missing fleet. I need you to go and bring them to Valaria."
Jacob replies;
"9870 is a two-seat Attack fighter."
Bran replies;
"Greyworm isn't very big, and the two others are small; they should all easily fit into the rear seat. Just don't sink any of the ships chasing them."
Jacob looks at Rugel and says;
"I have to go pick up the other missing pieces of something that sounds like nonsense to me."
Elaina is with Elsa, who is trying to help her understand her unique gifts and not kick Elaina in the ass and says between drinks;
"There is more to seeing and hearing dead people than just seeing and hearing them whine about why they haven't seen the light."
Elaina looks at Elsa drunkenly wobbling next to her and says;
"Looking at you, I definitely don't have a drinking problem."
Elsa counters with;
"Neither do I; I've been cursed to be a drunken pervert for the rest of my life."
Elaina calmy states;
"Alcoholism is a disease, not a curse; where Jacob is from, they have support groups to help people like you stay sober one day at a time."
Elsa slaps the back of her head and drunkenly says;
"I wish it were a disease, not a curse; if it were a disease, I could cure it, just like the STD my ex-husband gave me."
Elaina shoots back;
"You told us that like him, you came early, which is it came early or gave you an STD, whatever that is."
Elsa drinks half of the bottle in her hand then says;
"It depends on which ex-husband you're talking about."
Elaina asks;
"How many times have you been married?"
Elsa drunkenly responds;
"That depends on what your definition of marriage is, some were temporary tavern marriages, and some were crossbow marriages. I wasn't pregnant; I just wanted the experience of having a crossbow to my back when I was forced to marry some moron whose virginity I took."
Elaina looks at her with confusion and says;
"Why would a man want to have a crossbow wedding with you if you weren't pregnant."
Elsa finishes the bottle and states;
"Who said that crossbow marriage involved a man and me? Some of those virgins were women. Now focus, on calling someone who still hasn't crossed over and ask them something pointless, like me trying to keep you getting drunkenly knocked up by your long-distance boyfriend."
Elaina asks;
"He's not my boyfriend; he's wealthy but not highborn. He doesn't have a castle, just a cute one-bedroom tent that smells horrible. Who should I try and call?"
Elsa states;
"Look around, moron, we are standing in a Cemetary. Pick a name and call them."
Elaina shoots back;
"Calling me a moron is hurtful."
Elsa then replies;
"Fine, loser, pick a name and call one,"
Then she kicks Elaina in the ass. Before Elaina can pick a name, she asks;
"What did you do with my two loser sisters?"
Elsa opens another bottle of alcohol and says;
"Nothing, they got themselves locked in a dungeon cell with what is left of the last bitch that pissed me off. Now pick a damn name."
Eeina and Amyelia are locked in the cell with what remains of Elizabeta, a burnt decapitated skull, and a pile of ash and Eeina says;
"I don't want to know what she did to piss off the drunk named do what I fucking tell you, or I'll kick you in the ass with my not-so-tiny feet."
Amyelia is looking at the mirror she had hidden in her clothes and asks;
"The drunken pervert told me that I can talk to people at a distance using a mirror; how is that supposed to work. All I see is me with a bad hair day. This dungeon is hell on my hair. I don't want Cindy to see me with bad hair."
Eeina picks up the key to the cell door that Howard brought her and says;
"Who cares? Howard finally got here with the key to the door. Let's get the hell out of here."
When she opens the door, she sees one of the Dothraki they got drunk and stole their clothes from. As she closes the door says;
"I think it would be in our best interests to stay here until the drunken pervert of a babysitter comes to get us."
Then she sees Amyelia talking to the mirror as if she was talking to Cindy.
Cindy is beating the crap out of someone and has him in a headlock when she sees Amyelia standing in front of her with bad hair and looking like she had rolled around a shit pile and poorly cleaned up and says;
"Amyelia, do you mind? I'm busy right now. I'll raven you later. After I'm done killing this loser and his fifty friends."
Amyelia replies;
"It's my hair, isn't it? I know it's horrible. When can I call you back?"
As Cindy is trying to break the man's neck, she says;
"No, babe, you look amazing, but right now I need to kill a few people, no weed, no sex makes Cindy Crazy. I'll raven you later."
As Eeina takes the mirror from Amyelia, she says;
"The ugly Dothraki is waiting for you outside the door. Go distract him while I get away."
Amyelia looks at her sadly and says;
"I just spoke with Cindy, and I look horrible. Now, what am I going to do? It's not like I'm going to be able to fix my hair in this dump."
Eeina puts her hand gently on Amyelia's shoulder and says;
"If you distract the ugly Dothraki who has what Elaina says is a massive and beautiful penis, I can go to our rooms and get your hairbrush and bring it back to you so you can fix your hair while you wait for Cindy to Raven you back."
Amyelia cracks open the door and looks at the Dothraki standing outside the door, and says;
"That's not the ugly one; that's the cute one that follows you around like a puppy. You distract him so I can get to our room and fix my hair before Cindy Ravens me back."
Eeina states;
"That's the ugly one, not the loser that's stalking me."
Amyelia counters;
"You're the one that talks to animals, and you had a three-hour conversation with that puppy-like animal just before the drunken pervert had us walk the plank."
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