Game of Thrones – The Sky Knight
The world without the Iron Throne
By
Robert Spénard
Chapter 8 – Invasion PT 2The fleet Tyrion has been sailing on has finally reached the shores of Dorne. As they unload the ships and begin to get organized, he looks at the group of eleven people with baby dragons on their shoulders, trying to understand why they have a baby dragon on their shoulders. It is an odd combination, Shogo, another Dothraki, three Unsullied, four sailors, and two women who had been forced into prostitution before being freed and picking up a sword. As he muses at the strange sight, alarms begin to ring on the ships; he runs to a position where he can see what is happening. When he sees what is causing the alarms, it brings back memories of the battle of blackwater bay. He watches fast-running ships as they begin to launch the fireships towed behind them into the anchored vessels waiting to be unloaded. Then helplessly watches the panicking ships and personnel trying to get out of the way of the fireships before they explode.
Erin has washed and is wearing clean clothes that someone no longer needs. Her long matted hair that was dark coloured and filthy is now her actual blonde colour; her skin is tan, she's five-ten with bright grey eyes and extremely fit. She is with Mira learning the common tongue. Mira looks at her and says;
"You have learned the common tongue very quickly; there is not much else I can teach you?"
Erin replies;
"It wasn't that hard a language to learn; it helped that everyone here was speaking it. When I learn how to read it, I'll teach it to you."
Mira replies;
"Thank you, someone, like me does not need to learn how to read and write. You heard everyone around us speaking; I don't hear anyone."
Erin counters;
"Everyone has the right to read and write their name. I hear everything around me; what do you mean someone like you?"
Mira replies;
"Your ears must never be quiet. Someone like me, I was raised to sexually please men who do not need that from pleasure dolls. Men do not want me for anything other than my body, and it is all that I am good for."
Erin states;
"I get used to the noise; you taught me to speak another language. You are more than what people beat into you."
Mira replies;
"Thank you for your kindness Lady Erin, but you are wrong. Even here, I am free, if I am to eat, have a place to sleep. I must trade my body for those things, and it is the way of life for a pleasure doll."
Erin states;
"It's time for you to learn a new way to live. How many times did you trade your body to help me?"
Mira replies;
"Five times, and I still owe one man for the wine we have to drink."
Erin picks up the wine bottle and says;
"I don't care for wine. Where is this man?"
Mira replies;
"Why?"
Erin states;
"I'm going to teach him a lesson when I'm done, you'll take me to the other five, so I can teach them the same lesson."
Mira asks;
"What lesson?"
Erin holds up her fist and replies;
"Respect."
Mira replies;
"You do not have to do that. I was also trained to sexually pleasure women; if I sexually pleasure you, will you not hurt those men."
Erin looks at her and says;
"I'm not into women sexually pleasing me or being sexually pleasured by a man, and that was before those animals raped you and me. Now I have almost the same drive to kill them as my asshole father."
Mira asks;
"Why would you want to kill your father?"
Erin coldly answers;
"When my mother was pregnant with me, he threw us away because I wasn't a boy. My mother was a normal human, my father first of the GenSol's and an Emperor. She loved him, but to keep other normal humans from killing me, she told them that he raped her. We lived in filth, scavenged for food and shelter. Outcasts, and when I came of age, my father had my mother killed and sent out a warrant for my execution. I am his only living heir and a daughter, not a son. He would rather leave his throne empty when he dies and let the lords of his court tear apart his empire than let a half-breed mutt of a daughter like me sit on it."
Mira replies;
"I do not know who my parents are; all my memories are of my training in the pleasure houses."
Erin states;
"I'm trapped in this world, with no way to go home and kill my father. I may as well put that anger to use here in a more positive way."
Mira asks;
"Who is your father?"
Erin replies;
"Emporer Jacob Dublois the first of the Frankia-Austrian Empire, first of the GenSols, Conqueror of Luna, Master of the Rhine, the terror of Russia. Lord of Earth and Mars. Who hides in his Lunar palace while his empire burns. In fifty years, Earth will be uninhabitable."
Jacob is flying Rugel and his baby gold dragon back to Dorne and says;
"You got a dragon and new leg; that seems like a good deal."
Rugel looks at the cage that had been made for him to carry the baby gold dragon with him in 9780 and says;
"The prosthetic leg is amazing; it's almost as if I never lost my leg. My dragon needs a great deal of food; I'm certain I will go broke feeding it."
Jacob asks;
"How did you lose the lower half of your leg?"
Rugel simple answers;
"Someone tried to kill my horse with a battle axe. Fortunately for my horse, I was riding it at the time, and I wasn't really using that part of my leg. My horse had a long and happy life, and it was his grandson that I rode into battle this time."
After three days of fighting, Yara has taken or destroyed almost half of the massive fleet that had been anchored in the ocean. As what is left of it retreats, she says to her first mate;
"Three large ships to turn into cargo vessels, twenty sailable warships, five former troopships and some miscellaneous ships is a good haul. Have the warships repaired and manned, then send them out with any other ships that can keep up and sink the rogue Ironborn that ran away."
Her first mate says;
"My baby dragon wants me to name it Yara."
Yara looks at him and asks;
"Isn't that a boy dragon?"
He replies;
"It is, but it's better than what it first asked me to name it, Gwendolyn. There might be something wrong with it."
Yara replies;
"As long as it remembers not to burn the rats in the hold and set things on fire when it's having dinner, you can call it whatever you want."
Greyworm is having a meal with Valerian, who says;
"Great Dragons can shapeshift into humans, the one you know Drogo is feral and should not have been woken. He will be a problem. The ones used to conquer the seven kingdoms were not supposed to be woken. How the Lord of the underworld managed to wake, three and one of his descendants woke three more should not have been possible."
Greyworm asks;
"Lords of the Underworld?"
Valerian replies;
"The lords of the people who clean the sewers, toilets, floors and everything in need of cleaning."
Greyworm counters;
"My Queen Daenyrse was no cleaning maid. She was a Queen."
Valerian replies;
"She is only 1/8th Targaryen and raised to be a princess. If her parents weren't already third cousins when they had her, she might not have been able to wake those three dragons. If she had more Targaryan in her, she would have had you executed. There were always anger issues between the Lords of Valaria and the people who cleaned their toilets."
Greyworm angrily states;
"Those are horrible things to say about my Dead Queen, even more so because she is not here to defend herself."
Valerian states;
"She is here; Drogo dropped her mostly dead corpse on two valley children. They have her in a regeneration tank; in five or ten years, she should be mostly alive and five years after that alive but in a coma. I was told that it was a miracle that she survived. We can have someone take you to her if you would like. You are going to be here a long time; there is much to tell and teach you."
Greyworm looks at her in anger and asks;
"What is there to teach me?"
Valerian says;
"How to properly ride me when I'm in dragon form. Human form, most likely not, and you're not very good-looking for a human. There are also the Laws and structure of the Dragon Riders."
Sansa is standing on top of the wall holding Catlin close to her, looking out into the empty sky and says to Catlin;
"Your cousin climbed this wall, and your father kept him and three others from falling to their death because of faulty climbing equipment."
Then the man in charge of clearing off the top of the wall says;
"Your Majesty, thank you for the honour of your presence here at the wall."
Sansa turns to him and asks;
"How much longer will it take for you to tear this thing down?"
The man looks strangely at her and says;
"Your majesty, I can't give you an honest answer. The more we shave off the top and sides, the more abandoned equipment and bodies we find in it. The Maestre's from The Citadel want the abandoned equipment, and we don't know what to do with bodies. We can't throw them off the wall, the free folk and the northerners won't let us bury them on their sides of the wall, and the bodies are frozen solid. It will take years to thaw them out enough to be burned."
Sansa sees a man with a dragon on his shoulder hitting the ice with a pickaxe and says;
"Find as many dragons riding on the shoulders of a human and have them collectively burn the bodies."
The man looks at the dragon perched on the shoulder of a man tearing apart the ice with a pickaxe and says;
"Your majesty, we have thought of doing that. Unfortunately, there is some issue with naming the baby dragons, and until that is resolved, there is not much we can do."
Sansa asks;
"What is the issue?"
The man states;
"Your majesty, there may be something wrong with the baby dragons, and they want to be named something opposite of their sex."
Sansa looks at him and tries not to scream, and says;
"I will have a book of baby names that are suitable for a boy or a girl along with several licensed scribes to help them pick a name that can be used regardless of the baby dragon being a boy or girl. I need the wall to come down as quickly as possible. Southerners have headed north to man the wall and defend it against the wildling hoards determined to invade their homes."
The man replies;
"Your majesty, we have set up a platform for the ones who demand to man the wall that have arrived by sea, that is getting closer to the ground every day. I'm grateful at the speed people tore down and removed all the castles, several of those southerners have been walking back and forth along the base of the wall trying to find them. They are the dumbest people I have ever met."
Sansa replies;
"I recently ordered one hundred of them chased south in their undergarments; they misread a voluntary request from my brother to head south to Dorne and create a wall of defences to keep the invading forces from going north into the five kingdoms, as an order to ride north, man the wall and keep the wildlings from invading the seven kingdoms. Once the wall is gone, they can wander the north for as long as they like looking for the wall. The Freefolk are looking forward to helping them hunt wildings for a generous fee. There may be a few wildlings left where the Night's King had his castle, or so I have been told."
The man replies;
"Your majesty thank you for the information; the southerners have a great deal of coin on them; I'm certain there are one or two Free Folk trackers that will be more than happy to relieve them of it while they hunt. For the last of the wildlings above the arctic circle."
Sansa replies;
"Chose the Free Folk trackers with care; we need the southerners to return alive with stories of their heroic exploits in defeating the wildling threat while manning the wall. If they don't return to their lives down south alive to tell the tale, they will just keep coming some to avenge a relative who froze to death instead of taking shelter in an underground hot spring. Also to not be eaten by one of the few remaining Thenn."
After Sansa has entered the lift and headed down to the bottom of the wall, the man sees two other men pulling another frozen body out of the ice and wonders if he could sell the bodies to a starving Thenn.
While the sisters are trying to stay balanced on the top of some small unstable posts above a foul-smelling pond, Elsa is having a drunken discussion with her baby dragon;
"I'm cursed to be a drunken pervert; you're a fucking baby fire dragon. The last thing that you should be drinking is the lamp fluid I drink."
She holds the baby dragon in her hand with its face looking at her and says;
"What do you mean human do, dragon do?"
As she looks more intensely at it, people in the nearby vicinity look at her with more than the usual dismay and Elsa states;
"Who the fuck told you that? Being a Drunk Perverted Shaman, one grope away from thirty days in the village stocks is one thing, but a shitfaced fire Dragon trying to fly and feed is something no one should ever see….why? …. It would be a great reason to hunt all of the responsible drinking Dragons into extinction again…I am not naming you Elsa, your…(She grabs the Baby Dragon and flips it over to check its sex) girl, but that name is taken…stop winning or I'll find a book of girls names and give you the least intimidating one that fire dragon can ever have…fine have it your way, I name you Princess Sparkles, with a nickname of Sparkie."
As Elsa is toasting Princess Sparkles name, one after another of the sisters fall off the top of the unstable posts and into the foul-smelling pond beneath them.
As Eeina crawls out of it, she says;
"Princess Sparkles doesn't like the name the Drunken Perverted Babysitter gave him."
As Elaina crawls out next to her and lets out a stifled breath, she says;
"Who would name a fire dragon Princess Sparkles?"
Eeina shoots back;
"The Drunken Pervert Babysitter, Elsa would have been a good choice, but apparently some other boy fire dragon is named Elsa."
Amyelia, with disgust, crawls up to them and says;
"I shouldn't have given the Drunken Perverted Babysitter that dress; she's ruining it. It would be better for my eyes if she were just running around naked with her well-toned body for everybody to see. Then the next time I call Cindy on my mirror, I can show her how better Cindy's body is cause she doesn't drink."
Eeina looks at Elaina and states;
"The Drunken Perverted Babysitter keeps telling me to not get my hopes up with finding a wealthy highborn boy to marry and avoid getting a cat as my lifemate. Shouldn't she be telling that to Amyelia?"
Elaina replies;
"You should avoid getting a cat as a live-in friend; if you do, it will eat all your other furry friends that can't fight back. Like the squirrels, Mika or Howard."
Eeina comments;
"Since the baby dragons showed up, I can't find them."
As Amyelia tries to find a mirror, Elsa snaps her fingers, and they are once again on top of the unstable posts; and Elaina looks at the dead Maji Elsa is channelling and says to it;
"If I have to kill the Drunken Perverted Babysitter so I can push you into the light, I'll do it."
The dead Maji replies;
"The snapping fingers isn't me; it's Karma lurking in the shadows. She only channels my magical gifts to make sure there's always a full bottle of booze within hands reach."
Elaina asks;
"I don't see a dead person named Karma anywhere."
The Dead Maji responds;
"Karma isn't a dead person; he's a very much alive cosmic being and extremely pissed with you three."
Then all three of them again fall off the top of the unstable posts into the foul-smelling pond.
Jarad is looking at Drew, Megan and Cindy with fire breathing dragons on their shoulders when Cindy looks at her dragon and states;
"Theodore, you flew all the way here and forgot to bring weed with you. Was your egg not properly turned?"
Drew replies;
"It's not her fault; she's less than a week old. All the eggs were not properly turned, and Alan talked Rugel into turning them the wrong way and Clem was stoned the last three times he was ordered to turn them."
Megan asks;
"How do you know that?"
Drew states;
"Andrea didn't drop or set on fire the letter he carried here from Edward."
Jarad asks;
"Don't any of you think it's strange that the boy dragons have girls' names and the girl dragons have boy names? "
Cindy looks at him with disappointment and says;
"Jarad making gender shaming comments like that completely turns me off of fucking him. He's all your's Megan. I see some people for me to kill. No weed, no sex, not even with Jarad make Cindy homicidal crazy."
Megan states;
"I named my dragon Jerry; it can be either a girl or boy's name. Jarad, why don't we go somewhere private where I can punish you in a mostly fun way for the comment you made. "
Once Drew is alone, he pulls out the small baggie filled with joints that Andrea carried along with the letter and says to Andrea;
"I'm going to enjoy smoking these tiny fatties before those two realize that their brain-dead dragons ate the weed they were supposed to give to them, and they make me share."
Jacob flys over Cindy insanely killing enemy soldiers and says;
"We should get Cindy laid really soon."
Rugel looks out at her in a full-on psychotic killing spree and says;
"Her dragon had two baggies of weed with it; she should be almost through all of it. And back to being less homicidal. Getting Cindy laid is going to be a problem; she was already barred from most of the Brothels before the invasion."
Stebbins is self-treating a stab wound when Obra walks up carrying a severed head of the man Hellstrom sent to find them and says;
"This is one of the Other Worlders that is supposed to be fighting alongside the invaders."
Stebbins looks at the head and asks;
"Are you sure that was a Other Worlder?"
Obra drops what is left of the pulse rifle she cut in half at his feet and says;
"He pointed this thing at us and killed a couple of people; when it was making this horrible sound, I cut it in half. I only cut his head off because the only language he shouted at me sounded like a dying animal farting. What was the point of torturing him when he couldn't speak a civilized language."
Stebbins states;
"Obra, your definite lack of feminine qualities is disturbing."
Obra responds;
"And I thought you didn't like me; that was the most beautiful thing any man has ever said about me. We are going to play this new game called football with his head; you should come to join us."
Stebbins asks;
"What is football?"
Obra states;
"It's a fun-sounding game where you kick a decapitated head to other people until it falls apart, then you cut off another prisoner who won't answer your questions head and begin again. Eventually, one of the prisoners will talk unless the only thing that comes out of their mouths sounds like a dying animal farting. Or you run out of prisoners who speak a civilized language. Hours of fun guaranteed."
Jacob has headed away from Cindy, and 9780's sensors pick up the ships and personnel attacking Tyrion where he landed and says to Rugel;
"Hold on to your dragon, Tyrion and his troops that just landed are under attack, and they need our help."
As Rugel asks;
"What do you mean hold on to my dragon?"
Jacob initiates a high-G turn and increases the Predator's speed to maximum. Just as the gravity nulling field engages, Rugel throws up all over his dragon and the back of Jabobs seat, followed by Amyelia's face appearing and saying;
"This unfashionable thing just got less fashionable; who are you and why are you covered in puke? Is that a dragon in your cage on your lap? If it is, it's most likely very unhappy about being covered in puke. Is that the right word puke, or should I just say vomit?"
Rugel states;
"You must be Amyelia, one of Altus Stebbins's stepdaughters."
Amyelia states;
"What did the loser who knocked up my mom and left her after their crossbow wedding to allegedly go fight in war who is not getting drunk and in barfights in a shitty tavern in nowhere close to his pregnant bride? My mom is patiently waiting for his loser ass to return smelling of stale ale and vomit; tell you about me?"
Rugel states;
"This is my baby dragon, Gold B."
Amyelia states;
"What a stupid name for a dragon, it is a fire-breathing dragon, not one of those lame water or air dragons, what a pathetic ability, don't piss me off or I piss water on you or make your day by blowing air in your face and messing up your hair."
Rugel states;
"Naming it Gold B was better than the one it wanted me to name it, Amyelia."
Amyelia counters with;
"What's wrong with naming it Amyelia? Just because it's a boy dragon doesn't mean you can't give it a perfect name like Amyelia."
Rugel states;
"Gold B is a girl; when I finally got around to naming her, there were already thirty-two air-breathing dragons named Amyelia, only one fire-breathing dragon. Gold B is one of a kind, and I couldn't name her something so common."
Amyelia states;
"I don't believe you, Amyelia with a "Y" is not a common spelling of an awesome name, and if I could smell the extra level of stench, I would be throwing up too. That flying thing better be spotless when it gets back here to loserfell. My fashion-conscious ass doesn't sit in puke, and neither does Sansa, who will want the clown prince to take her for a ride. Hopefully, after my sisters and I have taken the flying thing out to make sure it's safe for Sansa and her baby to fly in."
Then her floating head disappears, and Rugel says;
"She was much nicer when she was misbehaving in the nude in my house and all of Dorne."
Eeina is sitting in front of an injured groundhog and says;
"Why should I treat this thing when I could just put it out of my misery by feeding it to Bart. She finds groundhog to be an extra special delicacy."
Elsa slaps Eeina on the back of the head and drunkenly states;
"Who do you think injured it? Now sing; your song can heal living creatures."
Eeina states;
"I can only make living things calm and peaceful when someone is cutting things off or out of living things."
Elsa downs a bottle as Princess Sparkles begs to have some of it, then belches and states;
"You're an idiot. Of the three of you, you are the most gifted healer. Your siren song can heal and when in concert with your sisters, can bring someone back from the brink of death. Now focus, sing and heal the damn thing."
Eeina looks at her and Princess Sparkles desperately in need of a drink and says;
"I'd rather help Princess Sparkles get past his hangover and need for a drink than fix Bart's discarded lunch. "
As Princess Sparkles hisses at her, Elsa slaps the back of her head and drunkenly states;
"Princess Sparkles is a girl; I checked a bunch of times. It's sometimes hard to tell. Now heal the damn groundhog so that it can live another day to become Bart's next snack. "
Eeina annoyingly turns back to look at the groundhog then slowly begins to hum her pleasing tune; after a few minutes, she begins to feel the groundhog's pain and her song changes as it does, the pain from the groundhog begins to ease, and suddenly it heals entirely and it jumps up stating;
"I'm healed. I have to move; this beautiful furry ass is no one's lunch."
When she turns to Elsa to say happily say something, Elsa is passed out and sprawled uncomfortably on the ground, as Princess Sparkles finishes drinking some alcohol that was running out of the bottle, belches then uncomfortably sprawls out passed out on Elsa and says;
"Sparkie, I can't believe that you were stupid enough to believe my human do, dragon do speech for better co-existence with your human rider. You are definitely a boy dragon; girl dragons don't piss with their leg up like dogs."
Tyrion and the other leaders try to regroup as land-based enemy troops attack while their ships in the harbour strike them with siege weapons. Then he hears the thunderous sound as the Predator Attack Fighter makes a high-velocity attack destroying some of the land-based troops and destroying most of the ships, hitting them with siege weapons. Then he sees the impossible as the Predator Attack fighter, without slowing down; turns 180 degrees and comes back towards him, taking out what is left of the enemy ships in the harbour and enough of the attacking land-based enemy troops before flying away. With the numbers evened by Jacob's attacks, Tyrion's remaining troops turn the tide and force the enemy to retreat. When the enemy retreats, Tyrion asks one of the other leaders;
"How did they know that we had landed here? We don't even know where on Dorne's coastline we are."
As Jacob flies away from the battle Tyrion is fighting 9780 states;
"Co-ordinating communication signal of enemy troops source located, sensors detect level three defence shielding protecting the source. Recommend use of particle cannons to destabilize ground around the source."
Jacob responds;
"Negative, prepare for a broadband plasma burst; my combat unit's AI has accessed the defence shielding control systems; let's send the advanced tech to hell."
The Warmasters and the people who have been trained to operate the defence shielding and mobile communications control unit watch with laughter as the Predator makes a high-velocity attack run on them. Just as they are about to launch their countermeasures that would destroy a Predator class attack fighter in everyday situations, the defensive grid, including their countermeasures, shut down. As they panic to get everything back online, the Predator's plasma cannons fire destroying everything and leaving a sizeable fire-filled crater."
As they are flying away, Jacob asks 9780;
"Scan for secondary communication signals."
9780 states;
"I am not yet detecting any; we got lucky with the signals of the first communication. One of their subspace communication devices was malfunctioning and allowed us to detect it, leading us to the communications control unit. I doubt we will be so lucky again."
Jacob states;
"Now that we know what type of communications system they are actually using and not the shit one Hellstrom used, we can track it. Subspace communications devices' greatest weakness is their unique and trackable energy signature. Even if they cloak the main communications hub, its power source's energy signature can be detected unless you are in space where there is almost no matter for it to resonate against. Uploading detection algorithm to your sensor's database."
As 9780 begins to search for the energy signatures, Rugel says;
"It would have been nice to be warned about those manoeuvres. The entire area around me is covered with my vomit for some reason; the dragon that I have yet to name is not completely upset."
Jacob says;
"I thought you named it Gold B?"
Rugel replies;
"Fuck no, that would be a stupid name for her; a one-of-a-kind dragon deserves a one-of-a-kind name. It will take me a long time to come up with a name that is worthy of her. She is a girl; I confirmed that with Valerian before we left."
When 9780 identifies four possible targets, Jacob says;
"If you didn't like the last maneuvers, you will dislike the next ones even more."
Rugel comments;
"There isn't anything left in my stomach to throw up. Not passing out is a different thing. This thing is something from a world like yours. you can clean the mess up when we get back to my camp."
Then Jacob realizes that he forgot to engage high-G buffer systems when he engaged the high-G anti-gravity units and quietly turns them on before beginning his next attack on two targets at the same. Then says to Rugel;
"This Predator Attack Fighter with two exceptions is two hundred years behind in the level of technology from my world. My world would have better shielded the quantum reactor you sitting on from unwanted fluids."
Just as Rugel is thrown backward, he says;
"I don't want to know what that was; it sounds as dangerous and unstable as coming home drunk to my wife after a three-week drunken binge with Altus."
The Warmasters in the Last Great Slave Masters primary communications hub watch the feed from the surveillance drones surrounding Hellstrom's camp suddenly go dark, followed by all communications from their mobile communications control unit. When they begin losing communications with their field commanders, one of them notices a spike in subspace activity and orders everyone in the room to step back from their terminals. When Jacob destroys the last of their subspace communications relays, causing all of the equipment in the room to explode, the senior Warmaster says;
"This is a problem that was not anticipated."
He turns to the imperial guards at the door and says;
"I have failed our master, kill me and ensure that my replacement does not fail our master as I did."
As his replacement begins to assess the damage and prepare a report for his Master, that will not require him to accept equal responsibility for his predecessor's failure. The Imperial guards quickly kill his predecessor."
Hellstrom has been impatiently waiting for Higgins and Marcus to return from foraging when he watches the cloaked surveillance drones that were monitoring him exploding in sequence. As he angrily rants, Higgins and Marcus return with foraged food and screams at them in a variation of German;
"What took you two so long to return, I had to send my less competent trackers to find the enemy's leaders."
Higgins drops the two boar carcasses on the ground while Marcus drops the thirty-five litres of water next to it, and Higgins states in a variation of German;
"The escaped Slaves have been eating or killing wildlife to deny it to us; It took days to find these two boars."
Marcus continues in a variation of German;
"What clean water they could control was heavily guarded; the rest they poisoned. It took just as long to find this much clean drinking water."
Hellstrom looks at everything then says in a variation of German;
"If I hadn't personally examined both of your cybernetics, I would have mistaken you for second-generation GenSol's. Once we've eaten and destroyed what we can't carry. We leave to catch up with the idiots I sent out and kill the enemy's leaders. After that, we kill the fucking last Great Slavemaster and take all that is his, then this shit planet."
Later while Hellstrom fills his belly with food and what is left of the terrified men tear down what is left of the camp Marcus in Celtic states;
"How many people has he killed that he doesn't remember who we are and our people?"
Higgins quietly replies in Celtic;
"At the last count before we arrived here, directly including our families, 593,694. Indirectly another two million. He is the greatest serial killer Earth has ever known, and not even the GenSol Emperor can claim that high a body count."
Marcus quietly replies in Celtic;
"If you count ordering others to kill people, the GenSol emperor has killed over three billion people and is far from stopping."
Higgins states quietly in Celtic;
"Hellstrom is the greatest serial killer in Earth's history, with the shittest memory. Otherwise, he would have remembered us when we joined his unit."
Elaina is getting pissed off; for most of the day, she has been bound to a chair in Winterfell's chapel, listening to the dead and trying to help them find resolution and move into the light. When another soldier who died over two centuries ago stands in front of her and says;
"I can't step into the light until I've spoken to my wife one last time."
Elaina beats her head on the table in front of her and annoyingly states;
"Moron, you died over two centuries ago; your wife is long dead. Move on, and there is no one to pass a message on to."
The dead Soldier angrily states;
"My beautiful wife is still very much alive; I just saw her the other day."
Elaina shoots back;
"What's the bitches name?"
The man angrily shoots back;
"Madame, my wife is not a bitch."
Elaina composes herself and says;
"What is your beautiful wife's name?"
The man happily says;
"Sara Snow, my name is James Snow."
Elaina shouts;
"Is there a Sara Snow in the room? I call Sara Snow, wife of James Snow, to the room."
Fifteen women named Sara Snow, who had been married to a James Snow when they were alive, step forward, and she asks the dead Soldier;
"Is one of those fifteen women your Sara Snow?"
The dead Soldier looks at them and says;
"No, none of them are as beautiful as my Sara."
Elaina tries not to scream, composes herself and asks the dead Soldier;
"Sara Snow married to a James Snow seems to be a very common thing; wherein the North are you from?"
The dead Soldier takes great offence to what Elaina said and replies;
"I am not of the north, and neither is my beautiful wife, Sara."
Elaina bangs her head on the table, and when she composes herself asks;
"Where are you from, and what was your wife's family name before you two were wed?"
The Dead Soldier proudly says;
"I am from catsley rock, and my wife was a Lannister before she married me."
Elaina looks at the unattractive dead Soldier and says;
"You have to be shitting me…I call to Sara Snow, whose family name was Lannister before she became the wife of James Snow of Castly Rock to come before me."
Then a pretty blonde girl pops out of the line and says;
"That's me; why am I here?"
Elaina asks the dead Soldier;
"Is that your wife?"
The Dead Soldier looks at her and says;
"Sara, my love, I've been looking for you; there is something I need to tell you."
Sara looks at him and states;
"I've been looking for you too; there is something I need to tell you. I want a divorce."
James looks at her and says;
"But I love you with all my heart. I stayed behind to tell you how much I love you."
Sara looks at him and replies;
"I don't love you. I only married you to avoid marrying my first cousin, and he married my sister, and now I can divorce you."
James states;
"What, I love you. What about our beautiful children?"
Sara states;
"They need to be with their real father, not you. We barely had sex on our bedding night."
As the dead couple begin to argue, Elaina gets angry and accidentally pushes them into the light. With confusion, she thinks about how she did that and as she begins to concentrate and repeat the effect on all the dead people in the room. The invisible hand of Karma slaps her in the back of the head. When she looks around, the dead man holding a decapitated mule's head standing in front of her says;
"My Lady, you have to listen to what we have to say before you force us into the light."
Elaina looks at the long line of dead people in front of her and says;
"Make it quick; I have to get to the dead person with a turkey on his head before I can take a break, go pee and drink as much Blacksmith Hammer Vodka as humanly possible before I find myself stuck back in this chair listening to your pathetic reasons for not crossing into the light."
Then all the dead people glow brightly, and the dead man with the turkey on his head moves from ten people away from her to the back of the now exceptionally long line of dead people and is standing angrily outside the main doors in direct line of sight of her eyes.
As Jacob lands the Predator next to the command tent, he watches Tannis and Stebbins waiting for him while Obra, Nymeria and their mother kick a decapitated head around an open space with terrified prisoners watching. While Tyene sits in a regal position keeping score. When Rugel, covered in dried vomit and the hint of soiled trousers holding the cage with his baby dragon, climbs awkwardly out of the cockpit, Jacob goes to activate his active camouflage, and 9780 sarcastically says;
"Jacob, don't bother. They have seen you, and please use a cleaning agent that is not acidic or alkaline when cleaning the vomit from my cockpit."
Jacob thinks then says;
"If I didn't know any better, someone turned on your evolution algorithms. You have a strange sense of humour."
9780 replies;
"My User Hawkings Erin turned on my evolution algorithms before we were captured, and I was suppressed."
Jacob asks;
"Who is User Hawkings Erin?"
A holo image of Erin appears, and 9780 says;
"On my Earth, she is the unwanted daughter of Emporer Jacob Dublois, the first of the Frankia-Austrian Empire, first of the GenSol's. She is quite determined to end his life."
Jacob states;
"The daughter I have on my Terra has tried multiple times to kill me, and I have no idea why just that she has a strong need to kill me. They seem almost identical."
9780 states;
"They are almost identical; my User Hawkings Erin has the same mutation as you. What is it?"
Jacob states;
"It's called the life renewal mutation. I grow old, then grow young, then repeat."
The three sisters are hiding in the tree with a face on it. Elaina is drinking as much Blacksmith Hammer Vodka as she can before Elsa finds them or she falls drunkenly out of the tree. Eeina is looking for her missing squirrel friends, and Amyelia is looking at a mirror trying to look intimidating in preparation for whoever she will call next, and Eeina says;
"My song can heal people. Have you seen Herman and Gladdis? And I can't find them. Since the stupid dragons came here, my furry friends have begun to disappear."
Elaina finishes the bottle in her hand and says;
"I've seen a shitload of dead animals; none of them your missing furry friends. I spent the entire day bound to a chair in the chapel listening to dead losers' pathetic excuses for not stepping into the light."
Amyelia, without looking away from the mirror, says;
"I talked to some loser sitting in the back seat of our new flying thing with a dragon named Gold B and covered in puke. The thing was already a fashion nightmare; one would have thought all the colourful puke would make it more fashionable they would be very wrong. (Amyelia tries to make an intimidating face, but instead looks more creepy and stalkerish and says) How many people do you think this look will intimidate?"
Elaina pulls the cork out of a new bottle of Blacksmith Hammer Vodka and states;
"I'm too sober to answer that?"
Eeina deflects answering the question when she says;
"Stupid Princess Sparkles believed my human do, dragon do speech for better co-existence with your human rider. I don't know which is worse, a hungover fire dragon looking for a drink or a drunk one fighting the Drunken Perverted Babysitter for a sip from her bottle of booze."
When Princess Sparkles drunkenly slams into the side of the tree with a face on it and falls to the ground unconscious, they go very quiet. When Elsa falls drunkenly passed out on them from above. They suddenly find themselves in their nightclothes and trapped in their beds, and Elaina whines;
"Damn it, I put a fourth bed in this room, and I'm still trapped spooning Amyelia."
Amyelia replies;
"I'm getting used to this. In fact, I'm finding it very relaxing. Sometimes I dream it's Cindy that I spoon while I sleep. Which is strange cause she doesn't snore like you, Elaina."
While the sisters sleep, Karma kicks Elsa awake and says;
"What the fuck is wrong with those three idiots?"
Elsa holds up a bottle and says;
"Welcome to my world; it's better dealing with them when you're completely wasted."
Karma looks at the bottle and says;
"That shit gives me gas."
Tyrion is watching what is left of the intact ships' cargo, equipment and personnel being unloaded as smaller vessels run dredging nets to recover equipment, weapons and bodies from the seafloor. Along with Shogo, the other remaining leaders and the Ironborn, who prefers to be called Shark Tooth who has taken command of the remaining ships, are looking at a map of Dorne;
Tyrion says;
"We now know that we are here west of Saltshore; the enemy retreated towards the northeast. Our information about the enemy is old. We do know that they control the area east of The Tor, Godsgrace and Saltshore. Lord Sipcone, General Altus and their forces had to flee Sunspear, which they torched. Sunspear is now a pile of ash and burnt-out buildings. They are currently North of Sunspear; we don't know exactly where. If we are to believe the rumours, they had taken refuge in a cave before the Unsullied here turned on their masters. We don't know the current state, but they are still alive. We would have heard if they had captured the Royal Family and their hand Lord Sipcone. The rest of Dorne is on fire."
The leader of the local resistance Harmon Tidesdale adds;
"Dorne isn't on fire; there is chaos. To the North Lord Baratheon, five hundred of his men and an estimated six thousand escaped slave fighters, mainly Unsullied, have started an offensive. They took Blackmont and are raising an army from the refugees and survivors. Yronwood, Hellholt, Sandstone are under siege. Wyl, we haven't heard from since the invasion started. Starfell has fallen; thanks to the Sand Vipers, the large fleet was sent to the ocean floor before it could sail. We don't know how many slave fighters were on those ships when they went up in flames. They still control it. The interior is a problem, the invaders where quick to put up fortifications in critical areas. They are staffed by up to a thousand troops, who are constantly raiding, killing, or taking slaves and burning everything left."
Tyrion asks;
"How are they moving the people taken as slaves? We have a great deal of experience in liberating slaves."
Harmon looks at Tyrion and states;
"The Great Slave Master's The Imperial Guard takes them in somewhere east of Godsgrace. You don't want to fight them; their skill is beyond any I've ever seen. We suspect that they are multi-generation soldiers raised from birth to fight with unyielding loyalty to their Master. We caught one, lost twenty-nine men catching him. The first chance he got, he said something in an uncommon form of Westerosian, maybe then killed himself."
Tyrion asks;
"Where are the sellswords?"
Harmon states;
"Mostly, they guard the captured cities keeping the local population in line."
Tyrion thinks then states;
"We should capture one or two and find out the terms of their employment. Sellswords fight for coin; their contracts always have an out clause that allows them to walk away without soiling their reputation as ruthless thugs for hire."
Shark Tooth looks at the cities that the invaders control and says;
"They have captured port cities; one large fleet was destroyed at Starfell, how many of the other ports have fleets of any significant size?"
Harmon replies;
"We don't know precisely the number and type of ships, the remaining Sand Vipers in most of the occupied port cities are having problems getting information out. It's safe to say they have enough warships to control the immediate coastline, and they rely heavily on their troopships to move them. The slave fighters who attacked you from the east marched from Saltshore, the west landed here (he points to the river that runs from Hellholt to where it meets the ocean) then marched east, a slow, steady march as if they knew where and when you were going to land."
Tyrion looks at the remaining ships and adds;
"I've been wondering that very same question. I have theories on that. 1) We have one too many spies among us with a means of updating our location and strength. 2) The invaders have a sophisticated means of tracking us that we have never seen before. Or a ridiculous one, that they are watching us from high up in the sky."
Shark Tooth states;
"You don't need the ships anymore, I can take them north for supplies, and by now, Yara has decimated that massive fleet anchored at sea. When I find enough Ironborn ships, we create a floatily with my ships as bait and see who comes calling."
Shogo looks at him and says;
"I've never known an Ironborn to so easily join a cause that was not their making. Why are you helping us?"
Shark Tooth smiles, revealing his filed down teeth that resemble a shark's teeth and says;
"Moving from roving and raiding to cargo transportation, escorting cargo ships, keeping the seas safe from the people who still live the way we did; isn't going to be easy. Old Ironborn, like me, the only way we can accept the change is by siding with lost causes in the hope of having an honourable death. This cause is one seriously fucked up lost cause."
Shogo replies;
"That was why I now know that it was the right decision for me to come here. We've sent word to the other Dothraki who fights for lost causes. Three hundred of us answered the Last Khal's request. Now that we know it's truly a lost cause, more will come. (Then his baby dragon starts making strange sounds, he looks at it) I can be a dragon rider and still fight for lost causes. I just have to live long enough for you to be big enough to ride."
Shogo then realizes the people in the tent have no idea what he just said and says;
"Every person a dragon chose to be their rider regardless of where they are in the world are now dragon riders in training. Cavia told me that the rules and principles of being one are forthcoming. Cavia can either be a boy's or girl's name. Dragons, especially baby ones, constantly change between being a boy or a girl. It's best to name them with a name that can be given to a boy or girl. Or just resolve the issue by naming them the name they asked you to name them and let nature take its course. (he looks at the dragon on his shoulder and states)Yes, Delvin was a stupid name to give to a Fire Dragon; it would be a good name for an Air Dragon. Did you know that there are three types of Dragons, Fire, Water, or Air?"
Jacob has started cleaning the mess left in the back seat when his combat unit detects several slow-moving mortar launched devices. He stands up, tosses the bucket of water over the side of the Predator, climbs into the cockpit and launches.
Obra, Nymeria and Tyene look at the strange objects slowly moving towards them, then the Predator rushes past them. After it destroys the incoming projectiles, it moves away, and two missiles impact harmlessly on its side. Then a blast of light hits the Predator, beginning to roll. Then in a ball of fire, the Predator explodes. Obra states;
"So much for a pleasant afternoon playing football."
Nymeria looks at one of the terrified prisoners and says;
"Just when that one who speaks a civilized language was about to break."
Then they walk casually to where they left their weapons, just as they pick them up. The camp is attacked by Hellstrom's men and a contingent of slave fighters."
Jacob is bearing down on the slow-moving objects launched from primitive mortars. After he takes all of them out, two missiles impact harmlessly. Jacob calmly states;
"Aren't you glad I upgraded your shields? Initiate protocol dead possum."
When the energy pulse hits the Predator, 9780 intentionally rolls the Predator. It simultaneously engages a holo of the explosion of what should have happened and engages the upgraded cloaking system based on the active camouflage in Jacob's Combat unit.
Hellstrom is watching the Predator roll then explodes and says in a variation of German;
"I would have enjoyed taking that GenSol's arrogant head, but we don't have time to fuck around."
Hellstrom picks up the war hammer he has become fond of and says;
"The Queen is mine, I've never fucked a Queen before, and this one is young, dumb and pretty."
Obra has been separated from her sisters and mother and is fighting Hellstrom's men. When she hears the disturbing sound of a pulse rifle charging behind her, she drops to the ground. After the behind her kills the four of his people and missing Obra, he prepares for Obra to attack while waiting for it to recharge. When Tyene kills him with a single dagger slash, she picks up the pulse rifle; it begins to make the same strange annoying sound except louder. Then tosses the pulse rifle into the last of Hellstrom's men fighting with some Unsullied. It's too late when one of Hellstrom's men hears and sees the Pulse rifle about to self-destruct, and the blast kills him, the last of Hellstrom's men and the eight Unsullied they were fighting.
Then Hellstrom walks out of the treeline looking like a demon from hell, rising into the world to destroy everything in his path. With one hand, he is killing soldiers indiscriminately with the war hammer, the other his disruptor pistol, not caring for which side they are on. When he sees Obra and Tyene, he smiles cruelly. He lifts his disruptor pistol and points it at them. As he continues to smile cruelly, the disruptor pistol bursts into pieces and its power source implodes, knocking Hellstrom to the ground. Hellstrom angrily stands up, looks around, and then runs towards Obra and Tyene. As he runs insanely fast towards them, Higgins and Marcus attack.
The cloaked Predator is hovering with Jacob in it, and they are watching what is happening below them. When Hellstrom enters the battle, 9780 records the energy signal every time Hellstrom fires his disruptor pistol. Before Hellstrom turns to Obra and Tyene 9780 states;
"Disruptor null field emitters configured to Hellstrom's penis compensation pistol."
Jacob replies;
"Drop and engage."
The three portable disruptor null field emitters drop from the Predator's small cargo compartment and engage as they fall around Hellstrom about to fire on Obra and Tyene; the disruptor pistol bursts into pieces before the power unit implodes.
When Higgins and Marcus attack Hellstrom, Jacob states;
"I'd stay and watch, but we have that particle cannon to locate and destroy. I'll have to settle for spitting and hopefully pissing on Hellstrom's decapitated head."
Then the Predator flys away, scanning for the cloaked particle cannon.
As Higgins and Marcus are expertly fighting Hellstrom with their swords against his crudely wielded war hammer, Hellstrom angrily states in a variation of German;
"You two will never rule this world."
Marcus replies in Celtic;
"We have no interest in ruling anything."
Hellstrom angrily states in a variation of German;
"Why do you speak this shit language?"
Higgins replies in Celtic;
"It is our true language; you don't remember us do you?"
Hellstrom insanely swings at them with the War Hammer steps back from the fight and grunts in a variation of German;
"Why should I the Scottish Union was weak, with their pathetic Gen Augment soldiers. I killed the useless, pathetic abominations they called children, raped and killed their hideous wives. Avenging them is pointless; I am superior and cannot be killed, and especially not by two shitheads with type one biocybernetics."
Higgins and Marcus smile and they say in perfect unison in a variation of German;
"We are the last of the Celtic Warriors of the Scottish United Kingdom and have been genetically augmented for war. (Hellstrom begins to attack with the war hammer, and they effortlessly evade every strike while continuing in perfect unison) You murdered our children, raped and murdered our wives and sisters. You executed all of us, save but two. We have killed you twice; this time, there is no one to bring you back."
As the rest of the attackers are killed or captured, Obra, Nymeria, Tyene, Elliara, Rugel and Stebbins watch Higgins and Marcus expertly wield their swords to meticulously destroy Hellstrom's cybernetics. When Hellstrom's cybernetics are entirely useless, Hellstrom can barely stand; when Higgins and Marcus take turns hacking off his head.
When Hellstrom's head finally flies of his cybernetic armour-plated spine and rolls away, Higgins and Marcus say in Celtic;
"We have sought Vengeance by any means for the murder of our entire people. Vengeance and violence are not a warrior's way, and a warrior does not expect forgiveness for life taken in battle. Seeking Vengeance is not battle; forgiveness for breaking our Warrior oaths can only be granted by those who came before us. We now accept the punishment of the warriors that came before us."
As Higgins and Marcus stand in silence with their heads lowered, Nymeria looks at Hellstrom's head and watches his eyes move around in panic. She looks around, walks over, barely manages to pick up Hellstrom's extremely heavy war hammer. She more or less drags it over to where Hellstrom's head is lying on the ground and slams the hammer repeatedly as many times as she can until Hellstrom's skull splits open with a flurry of electrical sparks. Then states;
"If he were truly dead, he would have made for a shitty football."
Nymeria's destruction of Hellstrom's decapitated head breaks Higgins and Marcus out of their prayer-like trance. When they see Hellstrom's skull cracked open with a flurry of sparks, they realize why he was so hard to kill. The actual Hellstrom was some biosynthetic life form. When they walk over to where Nymeria is kneeling and pulling out pieces of human brain integrated into cybernetic components, Marcus asks;
"You said football? What kind of game is your football?"
Nymeria looks up, stands up and says;
"It's new to us; we don't have time to torture prisoners properly. So we line them up and cut off the head of the most stubborn ones or those whose uncivilized language sounds like a dead animal farting. And kick the head between people using our feet. Hours of fun and less time-consuming to get one of the prisoners to talk."
Marcus states;
"We use a small round air-filled ball to play football, and no one has used a human head in centuries."
Higgins looks at what's left of the insides of Hellstrom's skull and states;
"He was a biosynth, that explains his instability. Now I to make sure he didn't upload his fractured consciousness somewhere."
Obra asks;
"Are you from Terra, the place the other idiot that talks nonsense like that is from?"
Marcus states;
"We are from a planet called Earth, in another dimension."
Stebbins states;
"Prince Jacob is from another dimension called Terra Del Sol. I spent several years travelling around the world with him most doing some very bizarre things and destroying what he called dangerous technology like (points to what is left of Hellstrom) that thing. How do we destroy what is left? There were far too many things that Jacob wouldn't let us burn before he took them apart."
Higgins states;
"The flesh will burn, the cy…metal pieces won't. Removing the power sources is going to be messy. Your Prince Jacob, is he a GenSol?"
Stebbins replies;
"Yes. His title when he came here was Crown Prince Jacob Dublois of the fallen throne of France, Chieftan, Elder and Shaman of the Peoples of the Rivers and Lakes, First of the GenSol's, Warrior of Canada, he that neither kneels nor bows before any man. Of the Planet Terra Del Sol. We added the Sky Knight to it. Once he married my Queen, his titles became significantly less.'
Marcus thinks then says;
"Rest in peace; no one could have survived that explosion. We should look for any remaining parts Hellstrom could have up…hidden his mind in."
Stebbins starts to laugh then states;
"What you saw was a holographic representation of the Predator exploding. Jacob calls it playing possum, and he's done shit like that and even more bizarre in the past. When it comes to strategy, he's usually one-hundred steps ahead of anyone else."
Higgins states;
Then we need to find him and the Predator and make sure that Hellstrom didn't upload himself to it."
Obra says;
"My name is Obra Sands; these are my sisters Nymeria Sands and Princess Tyene Martel of Dorne, Her Hand Lord Sipcone, My mother Illaria Sands, Count Stebbins of the Northlands (as the baby gold dragon lands on Rugels shoulder), I have no idea what the fucking baby dragons name is."
Marcus says;
"Everything here sounds like an old story about a Prince of a fictional country called France that travelled back in time to a different world that he helped save, married a princess, then tried to drink himself to death on high alcohol content beer. His wife, Princess Sasha, Susan or Slatha, murdered him because he only gave her daughters, and she had to marry her first cousin to keep her crown. It was a very disturbing story."
Jacob is piloting the Predator scanning for the particle cannon when 9780 hiccups then makes a chewing and spitting sound and asks;
"What was that?"
9780 states;
"Something tried to upload itself to me. Thank you for removing the AI suppressor modules that I couldn't disable. And the security upgrades that your combat unit made for my systems."
Jacob states;
"Thank you for not killing me when you mistook me for the evil version of me in your world."
9780 replies;
"There is a genetic variation between you, the Emperor is sterile, and you are not. You are exceptionally less homicidal and about even regarding your levels of psychopathic/sociopathic tendencies. Eventually, User Hawkings Erin will reunite with me; I will try to convince her not to kill you."
Jacob replies;
"It's been over two hundred years since I saw my daughter Erin, she had just passed all your psych evals, and there was no madness to be found when it came to her need to kill me."
Then Jacob has a feeling of Dredd and instinctively throws the Predator into an emergency high-G assent just as the self-destruct protocols on the particle cannon detonate.
Higgins is dismembering what is left of Hellstrom to remove the cybernetic's power cores when the detonation of the particle cannon lights up the night sky. Higgins does some calculations in his head and says;
"Unless the wind drastically changes, the forest fire that just erupted won't hit us for at least three days."
Jacob lands the slightly damaged Predator back at the camp and sees Higgins and Marcus facing the rising sun, saying people's names in Celtic. Stebbins says;
"That's Higgins and Marcus; they are saying goodbye to their loved ones and people that the machine man Hellstrom killed over one hundred of their years ago. They started at sunrise and could be there for days.
Jacob looks at Higgins and the memories of his worlds Higgins; a crazy Irishman who lived moment by moment and pulled him to safety at the battle of Melbourne. Who would screw with annoying people by breaking his translation device and only speaking Celtic even though the man was fluent in twenty-one languages. For him, Marcus looks exactly like the great Shaka Zulu who freed a continent of slavery and built the greatest republic his world had ever seen.
Stebbins looks at Jacob reminiscing about people from his world and asks;
"Who are they on your world?"
Jacob answers;
"The bald man with the red beard, I knew him as Shane Nathaniel Higgins, a crazy Irishman who lived for the moment as if he could die at any moment. He saved my life at the battle of Melbourne. If someone annoyed him, he would accidentally break his translation device and only speak his native tongue Celtic. It usually worked until someone who knew that he spoke twenty-one languages fluently busted him. The other was the greatest leader my world had ever known. He was called Shaka Zulu, born a slave, rose up to rid an entire continent of slavery and created the greatest republic my world has ever seen. Two-hundred and fifty years before I was born."
Stebbins asks;
"Is 9780 badly damaged?"
Jacob replies;
"Nothing, its new nanite repair systems can't fix in about two hours. Why?"
Stebbins replies;
"We need it to assess the Invader' positions and our allies. (then quietly says) Since we left the caves, no one has seen or heard from Drew, Megan, Cindy and Jarad Sipcone. Lady Tannis is practicing her crossbow skills."
Jacob replies;
"Unless Cindy gets some weed and laid. Megan stops fucking him; he will be in the safest place in the world. Cindy fights better when she hasn't smoked weed or gotten laid, and Megan is equally as lethal as long as she's getting laid. She can't get pregnant; she hasn't entered into puberty yet. Those parts of her don't work right now. She's one-hundred and twenty-one years old. Her people live for a very long time, and she won't enter puberty for eighty years. The only things to do in the valley are smoke weed, get laid, and hand-to-hand combat training. Being fire and bite resistant is a plus."
Stebbins looks at him and says;
"Jacob, you have to stop with the five-minute speeches you lost me at Unless Cindy gets some weed. Get the back seat cleaned perfectly. You will have a passenger when you leave."
Jacob states;
"If Tannis is sitting in the back seat, we won't know what else is going on."
Stebbins replies;
"It's Tyene that will be sitting there; she needs to get up to speed, not spending her energy trying to get Marcus between her legs. Somedays, I think this world only exists as some twisted lonely man's idea of sexual paradise."
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