Game of Thrones - The Sky Knight - After the fall

by Robert Spenard

After the fall is a continuation of my story The Sky Knight. It's about growth, change. In this work, a new enemy has risen that had built a massive slave army without anyone noticing and has taken advantage of the Six Kingdoms weakened state as a result of wars waged war it I do recommend reading my first work before reading this. Somethings will not make sense otherwise.

9. It's war not a vacation

Game of Thrones – The Sky Knight

The world without the Iron Throne

By

Robert Spénard

Chapter 9 – It's war, not a vacation.

Jacob is piloting the Predator while Tyene sits in the back seat with images of what is happening on the ground being displayed in front of her, and she says;

"I have to pee. Can we land somewhere so I get out of this coffin and go pee?"

Jacob states;

"The flight suit I had you put on has an opening in the bottom; your seat is also the lid to a toilet seat. (then a pictograph of how to use the toilet when airborne appears in the display) Just follow the instructions."

Tyene comments;

"It makes sense why this coffin smells like a toilet if I or anyone follow those instructions. I'll wind up pissing all over the place."

Jacob thinks then Amyelia's face appears in the cockpit, and she looks at Tyene and says;

"Who the fuck are you?"

Tyene responds in kind with;

"What the fuck are you?"

As they begin a pointless argument about wanting to the other to say who they are first and breaks it up by saying;

"Amyelia, this is Princess Tyene of Dorne, Princess Tyene. This is Lady Amyelia Mayfield, one of General Stebbins's three pain in the ass stepdaughters."

Amyelia counters with;

"Between the Drunken Perverted Babysitters not-so-tiny feet and the foot of her invisible friend Karma kicking me in the ass, I can tell you that you have no idea what a pain in the ass. So your beautiful wife Sansa is freezing up here, running a Queendom and making loserfell a decent place to raise your beautiful daughter. You're running around the south banging the Dornish Princess of sluts. (she looks at Tyene) you could do better. We all kept telling Sansa that she could do better than the clown prince. Maybe a homewrecker like you can finally convince her to dump his loser ass."

Jacob states;

"Amyelia, we are doing something very important. Can you go mirror someone else?"

Amyelia counters;

"Whatever you're doing isn't as important as I am. As long as I'm talking to someone with my mirror, I don't have to worry about not-so-tiny or invisible feet kicking me in my ass. It's bad enough the Drunken Perverted Babysitter wears the most unfashionable shoes; I have no idea what shoes the invisible Karma wears. If anyone is going to kick me in my ass perfectly made to wear the most fashionable clothes in the world, they need to be wearing fashionable shoes."

Then she realizes that Tyene is using the toilet and states;

"Princess Dornish Slut of the year. No using the toilet when I talk about important things with you. I could be somewhere else doing something to balance my Karma. Karma isn't in me; It's the Drunken Perverted Babysitters imaginary friend who can invisibly kick my ass or slap the back of my head for no reason at all. Apparently, I have a focus problem. I don't know what that is, but the Drunken Perverted Babysitter is Shaman, and she knows backwoods medicine. I was trained by a Grand Maestre of Medicine professional, not someone with poor personal hygiene wearing the skin of one of Eeina's missing furry friends. He died; I had nothing to do with it. He was ancient."

As Amyelia continues her rant, Jacob angles the Predator so that Tyene can see Cindy washing blood off her naked body, and Tyene states;

"Put us down there; I want to get acquainted with her."

Amyelia asks;

"Who are you talking about?"

Jacob replies;

"Cindy, she's bathing, and Tyene wants to go meet her and see where it goes."

Amyelia angrily says;

"Cindy is my friend; keep her away from Princess Slut masturbating in the back seat."

Jacob states;

"Tyene is here, Cindy is down there, and I could use a break."

Then suddenly, Amyelia's arm pushes through, and she starts slapping the back of Jacob's head. Causing 9780 to take over when Jacob reacts poorly by suddenly being hit in the back of his head by Amyelia. When Amyelia realizes that she has been slapping Jacob in the back of the head, she says;

"This is new and awesome."

Then goes to slap Tyene, who grabs Amyelia's hand and breaks it. When Amyelia is about to say something rude, an unseen force pulls her away from the mirror, and her head disappears.

Shark Tooth leads the small number of ships along the coastline, with enemy warships pursuing them. He leads the pursuing ships around the bend of the coastline and straight into Yara with her two massive warships quickly cripple the pursuing ships while the Ironborn waiting in boats quickly move and board the vessels.

As the crippled warship's crew try to fight off the Ironborn boarding their ships Yara says;

"When Jacob proposed the idea of those courier ships, I thought that they would be a waste of good coin. As insanely fast as they are, they make for perfect scouts."

Jacob has gone back to helping Tyene get a better picture of what is happening on the ground when targeting lock warnings go off, and he asks;

"9780, how far out of the atmosphere can you go?"

9780 responds;

"I am fully capable of space travel; I can travel to the lunar surface. Why?"

Jacob responds;

"Something has locked on to us; we can go up into space and then into a high vector re-entry. We should be able to outrun it or let physics deal with it."

Then Jacob accelerates and takes the Predator into orbit. When they enter weightlessness, Tyene pulls herself off the back seat and says;

"What the hell was that?"

Jacob replies;

"Sorry, I forgot you were there; 9780 ensure the safety protocols for the human in the backseat are always engaged."

Before Tyene says anything, Jacob accelerates the Predator to maximum speed as two high-speed anti-aircraft missiles rise from the surface in pursuit. As he is getting ready to make a high vector re-entry, two more missiles rise in front of the Predator. 9780 then targets the space between the missiles and the atmosphere causing the area around the missiles to destabilize, causing the missiles to bounce off the atmosphere and explode, which gives Jacob an idea.

The Warmasters use the last anti-aircraft missiles, watch the missiles impact, and their sensors register the explosions as confirmation of the targets destroyed. The Senior Warmaster states;

"It is a shame that we had to use the last of our missiles. Strip everything down and recycle the metals."

Tyene is sitting in the backseat of the Predator, looking confused and asks;

"What just happened? You almost let those things hit us?"

Jacob states;

"Where I'm from, it's called chicken…sorry, wrong suicidal game. I needed those things to follow us and hit the atmosphere. We are going to be here a while."

Tyene asks;

"What do you mean awhile?"

Jacob points at a large, ancient satellite floating in front of them and says;

"Long enough for me to access that thing."

Jacob is happily doing a spacewalk and has accessed an external terminal and is looking at the data in the satellite, and his AI states;

"This satellite has the same operating system as the bio-organic life forms."

Jacob says;

"It does; any idea what these things do?"

His AI replies;

"They are part of a communications network."

Then a message appears in with a man who has been badly injured speaking in an unknown language. Jacob doesn't like what he sees and asks his AI;

"We need to disconnect; whatever happened is larger than what we've seen so far. Let's get out of here."

Sansa is watching men begin to build the railroad and says;

"Using the stone from the castles as part of the railroad was a good idea; how long does it take to make the rails for it."

The blacksmith states;

"Your majesty, the longest part is getting the materials to the forge or what Prince Jacob calls a steel foundry. We have more than enough steel to complete the railroad to the mining fields and temporary train cars to carry it south. Making each rail is easier than I expected. The longest part is properly smelting the metals; it takes less than a day to pour five miles of track."

Sansa asks;

"What do you mean temporary?"

The Blacksmith answers;

"Your majesty, the walls of the ore cars are made of wood; we can only move enough material safely three or four times to the foundry before the cars become unusable. The second stage is to build better ore-carrying cars. Then we start making more engines and rails and expanding the railroads as the materials and coin are made available. With the slow progress of taking down the wall, we've had to run the rail lines through what used to be the east watch where the Night's King's dead dragon melted the wall."

Sansa looks at the proposed routes of the rail lines and states;

"Our priority is the goldfields; it gives us coin. Alternate gold with the other materials. I will have to ensure that our protection of the precious metals is solid. The coin we make with it may not stay in our vaults very long, long enough for people to try and steal it. Is the gold stamping press ready to go?"

The Blacksmith replies;

"Yes, your majesty, If it works, we can press one hundred coins at a time. We will be testing it with the copper coins tomorrow, and double stamping tests with the smaller scale presses were impressive."

As Sansa picks up Catlin from the table and prepares to leave, she says;

"If the larger press doesn't work as well, then make dozens of the small scale presses. I have to go and speak to my husband about him doing stupid things like going on a spacewalk without a tether and maneuvering pack."

After she has left the man standing next to the Blacksmith says;

"Prince Jacob isn't even in the north, and every day, the Queen starts to speak just as much nonsense as he does."

The Blacksmith responds with;

"I can assure you that no one utters as much nonsense as Prince Jacob. Most of what the Queen says always makes sense."

Elaina is again bound to the chair in the chapel this time however she is eating food on a plate with a knife and fork while a ghost who died before their time is pouring wine into her cup and says;

"Thank you, Marice, Zelda. Bringing me food and wine was amazing; I'm going to hate it when a living body missing its soul becomes available, and someone other than me puts you in it."

Then Elsa slaps the back of her head and drunkenly states;

"That someone is you moron; you can't keep people who have died before their time from a new home."

Elaina states;

"Good help that you don't have to pay is hard to find."

Then Princess Sparkles farts in her face. Elaina shoots back and states;

"Keep it up, Sparkie and I'll tell Eeina where Howard, Leroy, and the squirrels are living now."

Elsa spits a cork at her and states;

"Go ahead, Princess Sparkles is a meat-eating fire dragon; this dump had a rodent problem before she and the others got here."

As Jacob flies the Predator the long way back to Dorne, he looks over to see Arya running to a launch from indigenous people trying to kill her because she had the wrong information on how to greet them. Tyene says;

"Is that Arya Stark those angry people are throwing spears at?"

Jacob states;

"Yes, it is. Nicodemus never left the ship, and he's a better parent to her son than she is."

Tyene asks;

"Arya Stark has a son?"

Jacob replies;

"Yes, one night with Gendry Baratheon and nine months later, it's a boy, which came as a complete shock to Arya."

Tyene states;

"Why northern women can't count is frustrating. They still believe stupid things like if they are on top, they can't get pregnant, and their husbands will tell them what to do on their bedding night."

Jacob asks;

"How are you not pregnant?"

Tyene states;

"For one, I can count, two, we have this fantastic innovation made from sheepskin, called a condom, which is confusing as they are made in the reach and sold exclusively to Dorne. Three, I have a potion that, If I'm not sure, that causes a miscarriage if I am. Fucking Bronn on the throne of the six kingdoms was fun; having that ugly fuckers children would be a mistake. How much longer until we get back to Dorne?"

Jacob replies;

"Safely, twelve hours for us. With a bad wind, a week for Arya. With what is on the lands she's headed to, she should consider turning around."

Tyene replies;

"Gendry is cute and vulnerable, bitch can take her time getting back. Gendry is on my fun list, and you're on my drunken mistake list."

Jacob replies;

"Try not to get on Arya's list; she's very possessive of Gendry. She doesn't want to marry him, but he has to be available when she wants him."

Tyene thinks and says;

"I like how she thinks; we should go back and talk to her. I would like her as a friend and drinking companion more than getting on her list because I had the father of her children without her clearly stated permission."

Jacob replies;

"I'm on too many lists, and if I don't, drop you back in Dorne and go north to see my wife. I'll be on her list of people to sleep in the kennels one quill scribble away from sleeping in Reeks old cell."

Tyrion has been making progress on his plan to push the invaders far enough away to allow refugees to flee and get supplies to Rugel. When he notices something odd in the reports he is reading, then looks at the map and starts swearing, runs out and finds a messenger and says;

"Send word for our forces to retreat; we have been fighting our way into a trap. The invaders Warmasters have stopped using distraction tactics, and we all missed it. We need to go west and take Hellbolt. It's never been under siege; it was the first town they occupied. We take that back, creating a strong position for them to force their way back into it. Then we do what people in Dorne have been doing for centuries, torch the damn city with the invading army in it. I'm done playing nice."

Karma has just put the sisters in a humility loop. In this state, they will have to help people that they would typically ignore until they show signs of humility and selflessness. After nine hours of watching the sisters making selfish, sarcastic comments while grudgingly helping people in need, Karma looks at Elsa and says;

"I am a cosmic being who ensures the balance of personal kindness and unkindness in people. I have never met anyone as stubborn, self-entitled and arrogant as those three daughters of the Siren."

Elsa holds up the bottle for him to take a drink and says;

"Welcome to my world; by any chance, you can break my curse of being a Drunken Pervert until I die?"

Karma looks at the bottle and says;

"That shit gives me gas, the last time I drank some, I farted and destroyed five asteroids. I'm a cosmic being, but it's going to take someone with more juice than me to break that nasty curse. If you already hadn't been a drunken pervert before you were cursed, the curse would have died with your mother."

Then Princess Sparkles flys drunkenly past a torch it sets the fart she let out on fire, and Karma states;

"You are going to need a fireproof cage to put her in that she can't chew her way out of while she sobers up. You will have to use your shamanic gifts to treat her addiction to alcohol, not channel them from the dead shaman hiding behind the tree in the Godswoods. Karmic justice applies to you as well."

Erin is with Mira as they march with the free Unsullied and free slave fighters while the group rests; she says to Mira;

"Touch the red button again."

Mira touches the button on the control device on her wrist, and this time Erin feels no pain. Erin smiles and says;

"Now the excruciating part is about to begin; I'm going to need you to cut something out of the back of my head."

Mira asks;

"Why do you need me to do that?"

Erin states;

"The implant is in the perfect spot; I can't get my hands there and cut it out myself. I would let my body push it out, but I want to learn how to use a sword right now, not in a week. The implant suppresses my ability to use or learn new weapon skills."

While Mira thinks of an answer to Erin's request, Erin turns to the free slave fighter, pulls her hair away from the back of her neck and asks him;

"Can I get you to cut out the control device at the base of my skull? It's under the unnatural bump."

The man looks at the bump, pulls out a not so clean knife and says;

"I should clean my knife first."

Erin replies;

"What's on there won't affect me; if anything, it will…just do it."

The man does as she asks and crudely cuts enough skin to reveal a silver-looking metal device with a blinking red light in the centre. Then he grabs the device and pulls it with all his strength, and tears it out, pulling long sliver tendrils with it while Erin stifles the extreme pain. As he is bewildered by the almost three feet of dangling silver tendrils, the crude cut he made to the back of Erin's head heals in seconds. Then Erin recovers, turns to him and says;

"I need that. Can I have it please?"

The man hands it to her, not completely understanding what he just saw. Then Erin turns to Mira and says;

"You can take the control unit off your wrist."

Mira undoes the straps holding it onto her wrist and goes to destroy it, but Erin stops her when she says;

"Don't break that thing; I need it."

Mira hands the control device to her, and Erin taps the head of the implant on its display, and the tendrils retract, and Erin says;

"I need to get some distance, the people tracking… I'm going to kill some people."

Then Erin jumps and lands almost three hundred metres away then jumps again, and they watch her jump once more and lose sight of her, and the Free Slave Fighter asks;

"What is she?"

Mira replies;

"My friend and someone that needs friends that accept her."

The Free Slave Fighter comments;

"Pleasure dolls trained to please highborn men like you are always very insightful. What will you do now that you are free?"

Mira states;

"Never be a pleasure doll again; I speak eleven languages and can't read a single word written in them. After I learn to read in all the eleven languages I speak, I don't know, but I'll have a better idea of what, definitely not using my body as trade or in exchange for coin."

The Free Slave Fighter states;

"I heard her desire to learn how to use a sword when she comes back. I will train both of you how to use a sword. You have more anger waiting to come to the surface than she has. I am not as insightful as you, but I can see someone with the need to release the darkness inside."

Jacob has left Tyene at her camp to share what she has learned from her flight around the planet. He is talking with Daisy and says;

"Sorry about not being able to help with temporarily powering up your systems. Have the rest of the Elders looked at the data I collected from the communication satellite in orbit?"

Daisy replies;

"It's old; those satellites must be failing. We didn't know about them until you sent us this data. I was born on the second Moon. That one you accessed was in a space lane cleared for travel. It must have had some type of phased cloak; how long have you known about them?"

Jacob replies;

"The first time I looked up into the stars. Twelve years ago, at the start of season one. How many times has an advanced civilization on this planet been knocked back into living in caves?"

Daisy answers;

"Counting mine, this makes three that we know of. We are not living in caves; when we eventually get our systems running, the city will repair itself. Which we will have to clean the people who were created to clean it will have bred themselves into extinction by the time the city is repaired and fully operational."

Tyrion and his forces have taken Hellbolt, and he looks at the leaders of his troops and says;

"We've taken the city; we don't have much time to ready for it to be torched; any ideas on how we can retreat? The people who built this city knew that large sewers were a tactical weakness. Even I can't fit into them. Arika Sands, the Sand Viper who helped open the gates to the city, says;

"We can get out the way my sisters and I got in, through the smuggler's tunnels. The city may not look like it, but it was originally a coal mine. The upper tunnels are safe to breathe in when you walk through them; the lower tunnels are filled with coal gas."

Tyrion states;

"As Prince Nonsense comes out of his mouth would say, bonus points for you. Now how do we put the explosive coal gas that has been building up for centuries as our guarantee to devastate the enemy when it takes back Hellbolt completely?"

Arika asks;

"This Prince Nonsense, is he the man that the wife who abandoned you married and had a child with?"

Tyrion calms himself from saying something un leader like and says;

"Our marriage was never consummated; legally, Sansa did not abandon me. She ran away from being found guilty of my nephew King Jeffery's murder. She never even changed her family name. Just took it back when she fed her second husband to his starving hounds."

Arika states;

"I like what you said about her, but abandoning an extremely handsome man like you for an idiot was not a very smart thing. I can understand that divorce by killing a husband is less problematic than trying to decide who gets what."

In Tyrion's mind, he says;

"A beautiful crazy woman with a dwarf fetish that likes the concept of divorce by murder. Will not end well for me."

But his mouth says;

"Let's get to work on our plan to lure the enemy into the city and blow it up with them in it."

Darrio and the Last Khal are looking at the slavers bodies hanging from a building, and Darrio states;

"Now that I've had time to think about how big this fucking land is, it makes sense that someone could hide a 100,000 plus slave army. Without anyone knowing. One of his men rides up and says;

"The plantation slaves don't want to keep working the farms. But the dead masters had sold most of the harvest to Queen Sansa of the Northlands. The ships transporting it to her are waiting to be loaded with the payment. She extremely overpaid for all of it; winter is there, and they don't have enough food stores for when the long night comes. Whatever the fuck that is. The freed slaves want the payment for them to start a new life, return to their homes or buy good weapons and join us killing slave masters."

The Last Khal asks;

"How rich is this Queen Sansa?"

The man answers;

"Rich enough for the Iron Bank to finance her paying five times the market rate for everything harvested and in storage within five hundred miles of Bravos or more. The only people who knew how much are hanging in front of us. The Iron Banks ships are the ones transporting the food all the Iron Banks cargo ships and warship escorts."

Darrio says;

"Looks like our army just got larger; we should help get those food stores to Bravos, it may be a free city, but they still trade in slaves. If the people who run Bravos want to trade with the north, they will make a fair trade of the food and coin that goes with it for the Slavers and their entire inventory. It helps that the Iron Bank doesn't like things slowing down their schedule."

The Last Khal states;

"The Iron Bank still owes me fifty thousand horses, which we need for the new soldiers. The ones that can ride and hopefully know how to fight on one."

As Jacob lands the cloaked Predator outside Winterfell, he says;

"I don't know how long I will be here, but under no circumstances do you let the triple menace Mayfield sisters take you out for a short flight. Or kill them; they are a pain in the ass spoiled, entitled, selfish women-children not a security threat. They have the exact same Combat Units as mine, with hacker AI's that have evolved to be their perfect sidekicks and number one fans."

9780 states;

"I can only transport two persons, not three. Now that I know your Combat Unit's AI's abilities and tactics. My security protocols are more than able to deal with three brats looking to make themselves feel good by taking things that don't belong to them."

Tyene has been methodically setting up the map with locations of the enemy that she discovered when everyone, including Higgins and Marcus, enter. Higgins looks at the map, moves some enemy troops saying;

"These are constantly moving; they don't stay anywhere for more than a day. They are extremely predictable in their movements and ignore them, as they are a distraction."

Then he and sets more on the table and says;

"This one is where the bulk of the Imperial Guard they brought with them is hiding; you can't defeat them. They are extremely skilled, fanatically loyal and prepared to die. This is where the Last Great Slave Master is; he's insane. One of his ancestors a thousand years ago was King of Westeros, then dethroned and exiled. They have been planning on taking back this continent ever since."

Tyene asks;

"Why should I trust you? I spent far too much time locked in the backseat of whatever that flying thing was and seeing what we are fighting from great heights. Both of you did turn on your people."

Higgins replies;

"Those animals were not our people; they were our prey. Killing them was a necessary evil, and we have been hunting their dead leader Hellstrom for over a hundred years."

Marcus adds;

"Hellstrom was the last of the people who attacked, raped and murdered all of the people who where like us. Men, women and children, including our wives and children. Two hundred nineteen thousand five hundred eighty-seven souls we failed to protect. I was off-world, and Higgins was incarcerated for failing to follow orders to execute prisoners."

Higgins states;

"You can't get to the Emperor; he is being protected by an invisible wall. Until Marcus and I learn more about it, going after him would be pointless."

Marcus adds;

"If what I suspect about this Emperor and his Imperial Guard is correct, we have to kill all of the Imperial Guard before killing him. Kill him first; his guard will start killing everyone until they are all dead or no one is left to kill. Then their final orders have been completed, and they kill themselves. We've seen almost identical events with the Mad Chinese Emperor on our homeworld. He was assassinated, and every single soldier that had been raised from birth to fight and die at his command slaughtered half of China before The Russian Imperium dropped neutron bombs on them."

As everyone in the room looks at Marcus like they usually do when Jacob explains things, Stebbins states;

"You should have stopped at slaughtered half of China, that we understand. The rest sounds like nonsense."

Tyene thinks then asks;

"Then what is your suggestion? How do we fight them?"

Higgins says;

"A very dishonourable thing, we cut off the remaining Slave fighter's food. The people that control them feed them a liquid that gives them everything they need to stay healthy. This liquid has an addictive quality, and conditioning that makes them believe that anything else will kill them keeps them in line. Take out their food source, and those that go mad will start killing the people responsible for providing them with the food. Those who don't go mad will die of dehydration long before starvation. Leaving the mercenaries, you call sellswords; they are not being paid enough to fight your forces. Which leave the Imperial guard to deal with."

Rugel asks;

"If the Imperial Guard are as dangerous as you say, how do we defeat them?"

Marcus states;

"Just like ancient Plains People slaughtered hundreds of large animals called Buffalo in minutes, we bait them and have them chase us off a cliff. They were raised to be lethal fanatically loyal but not smart. The Imperial morons can't think for themselves; it's their greatest weakness; it's the people giving them orders that we have to worry about."

Sansa finishes working with Lady Mormont and Her Master of Engineering with some final details for extending the steel foundry when Jacob enters the room. While Sansa signs documents of authorization and approval, Lady Mormont says to Sansa;

"Your Majesty, your husband is in the room. I will reschedule the meeting with the Freelands ambassador about burying the frozen dead non-crows on their side of the wall until first thing in the morning."

Sansa looks up from a document she is signing and replies;

"Why, it's a simple yes or no request."

Lady Mormont counters;

"Your Majesty, it's not a simple yes or no; it's in which of the surviving clans lands on the Freeland's side of the wall. The only ones that have said yes are the surviving Thenns, and they don't want to bury the bodies until they are properly thawed."

Sansa looks at Jacob and says;

"Can you spend some quality time with our daughter while I deal with this, it could take some time? Bertie has some breastmilk for her when she next gets hungry. (then picks Catin out of the open desk drawer she was lying in and holds her up for Jacob)

When Jacob gets close, he says;

"She's gotten big."

As Jacob gently takes Catlin from her, Sansa says;

"She was less than an hour old when you had to go south. Now go wait for me in our chambers."

As Jacob leaves the room with Catlin in his arms, Lady Mormont says to the Master of Engineering;

"You'll get used to them talking without words, from what Lady Clarice has told me. It's better not to hear what they are saying to each other without words."

Amyelia, Eeina and Elaina have not only stolen back their armour and wearing it with the active camouflage engaged. They have all been drinking heavily and are stumbling around the outside of Winterfell Eeina drunkenly and sadly says;

"To my Homies, Howard, Leroy, and all my other innocent friends eaten by a drunken perverted baby fire dragon."

She pours some alcohol from the bottle she barely holds in her hand on the ground. Then tries to take a drink only to hit the bottle on her closed helmet.

Elaina drunkenly laughs at Eeina trying to take a drink, not realizing that her helmet's visor is down, and Amyelia drunkenly asks;

"What is a hommie?"

Eeina says;

"Something is wrong; I can see the bottle but can't get into my mouth. I don't know what a hommie is; the videos showing funeral rites for people who pointlessly died at the hands of horrible people who didn't like them always said something stupid, followed by the word Hommie. Why can't I get this round hard thing with a hole in it in my mouth? I really want it and the warmth of the liquid that comes out of it in my mouth. I could just keep that long round thing in my mouth for hours sucking every last drop of that liquid warmth into my mouth."

The Elaina has a panic attack and drunkenly shouts;

"The Drunken Perverted Baby Sitter and her imaginary friend Karma"

Then she runs right into the front landing leg of the Predator and knocks her to the groundbreaking the almost empty bottle of Summer Breeze gin in her hand.

Amyelia takes a good look at the invisible thing and drunkenly says;

"I think that's the unfashionable flying thing that loser Jacob was ignoring my very serious concerns."

She drops the mostly full bottle of Moonshine on the ground and holds up her hand, and drunkenly orders her AI Glenda:

"MIRROR HAND NOW!"

Then a holographic hand mirror appears in her hand, and she drunkenly wobbles while trying to concentrate drunkenly and then her head appears above Elaina and outside the cockpit and says;

"It is, gets the fuck in here, Jacobs not here, I call dibs on making it fly us someplace foot in the ass free."

Elaina stands up, taps the side of her armour, and the door in her chest opens, and a bottle of Blacksmith Hammer Vodka slides gently out. She takes the bottle and states;

"Where am I getting into?"

Amyelia's floating head drunkenly looks down at her and drunkenly says;

"In here, inside the invisible flying thing."

Elaina looks up at her and sarcastically and drunkenly states;

"If it's invisible, how can I find it, let alone get it in it."

As Elaina opens the bottle with her teeth, Eeina drunkenly wails;

"HOWARD! Why did that drunken flying pervert of a fire-breathing baby dragon take you from me!"

Elaina pauses drinking and says;

"If she doesn't shut the fuck up, they're going to find us. Maximum Thrust if there is an invisible flying thing here, make it not invisible."

Then the Predator's cloak drops, and she sees the fighter and Amyelia's floating head drinking from a bottle and says;

"Max, you sweet boy, how do I get into that thing?"

Then the canopy opens, and a ladder unfolds. As she drunkenly tries to climb it, Amyelia drunkenly and angrily says;

"You get in the back seat; the loser Jacob did a sitting job cleaning Rugel's puke out of the back seat, and Tyene was most likely playing with her turnip."

Then Glenda jumps Amyelia into the front seat. Where she smashes the bottle on the instrumentation panel and says;

"Like we need any of that unfashionable wallpaper."

As Elaina begins to slide face down into the back seat, Eeina drunkenly and angrily asks;

"Where the fuck did that think come from?"

Amyelia drunkenly responds;

"I have no idea where that loser Jacob found it, like the glider; he should have done a better job hiding it from us, now get the fuck in here. There's someplace far away from here that has the latest in fashion and free from unfashionable not-so-tiny feet that like to kick me in the ass cause I tell things as I see them."

As Amyelia hits the console in front of her demanding it do something, Eeina starts to climb into the back seat but stops when she sees Elaina's feet blocking her way, passed out facedown in the backseat and says;

"Fucking pussy, can't handle her gin."

Then pushes Elaina's feet out of her way and climbs into the backseat, drunkenly saying;

"Is that puke? Elaina's face is touching."

Amyelia orders Glenda;

"Get this thing flying, Cindy's in Dorne, and she's not responding to my mirror invitations. I'm not losing my best friend to the Dornish slut Princess."

As Glenda hacks the Predator and enters a flight plan to Dorne, the canopy forces itself shut on Eeina's head, who says;

"That was close; I almost dropped my bottle of whatever the fuck this is. This place isn't very roomy and doesn't seem to be waterproof. Leroy would have loved this heist; he was better than Howard at stealing things for me."

Jacob is holding Sansa, who is holding Catin in her arms, and Sansa asks;

"How long can you stay here for?"

Jacob replies;

"I don't know; what is happening in Dorne is something the Nights Guard is being created to prevent. It's a mess, different levels of technology, some more advanced than mine, some like the Predator Attack fighter almost as advanced as mine. All being used to invade and make war."

Sansa says;

"Don't die on me; this is the longest Catlin has slept ever. Usually, it's fifteen minutes, then two hours of crying, feeding and shitting."

Then Catlin wakes up, looks at them, giggles and goes back to sleep, and Sansa asks;

"Is that normal for a child of yours?"

Jacob replies;

"No, but you already know that I was always deployed when all of my children were that age."

Sansa states;

"It's better to ask than go through three hundred and sixty-three years of your memories again."

Broken and dead bodies surround Erin, who is covered in their blood and altering one of the enemy's communication devices; as she attaches the control unit to is she looks at its operator bound, gagged, beaten and terrified of her after she tore through the men protecting him and she says;

"I'm not sorry for what I had to do; I'm not sorry for what I am about to do. I am sorry for the intense pain you are about to feel. If you survive, I'll give you a quick, merciful death."

Then she touches the man with the communication device, allowing her to turn it on, open a wideband communication. Then touches the implant control unit with the implant and steps back when the implant's tendrils shoot out, wrapping themselves around the communication device and the man. When he screams in extreme pain, the implant control unit sends out a pulse that causes a high-frequency feedback pulse destroying the device and anything connected to it.

Tyrion had stood where the enemy troops forcing their way into the city could see him since before the enemy attacked it. He tries not to think of the badly wounded men and women and the volunteers who are about to give their lives fighting the enemy so that they will continue to take the city with the belief that his troops are novice soldiers. When in the distance, he hears something explode, and a man talking into something just inside the walls also explodes. He says to everyone around him;

"Get the fuck out now."

After dropping down the hidden chute into the smuggler's tunnels, he hits bottom, he feels some pain in one of his feet, ignores it and runs as fast as he can, as he gets in sight of the exit one of the Dothraki that had stayed by his side roughly grabs him and rushes out the entrance holding Tyrion in front of him. They barely get clear of the exit when the entire city above them explodes, and fire shoots out the opening. When he turns to the Dothraki, he sees a sharp piece of stone impaled in the Dothraki's back; before he can say anything, the Dothraki chuckles and says;

"You badly broke your foot; you were my Queens's hand. Do not stop completing her vision of freedom for all."

Then coughs up blood and dies.

Amyelia wakes and sees a woman's figure that she mistakes for Cindy and says;

"Cindy, are you okay? Did the Dornish Slut Princess smoke the weed we were going to?"

Erin looks at her and asks;

"Who the fuck is Cindy, and what did you three drunk assholes do to my ship?"

Amyelia looks at her and shoots back;

"Cindy is my friend, not yours, I have a nasty hangover, and it's rude to call someone you just met an asshole. I don't know what you're talking about; why would someone drag a ship here. All I see is the flying thing we liberated from that loser Jacob."

Erin states;

"That flying thing is my ship, A Predator Attack Fighter that I built by hand. What did you do to it? Who is this Loser Jacob you stole it from?"

As Elaina and Eeina wake up, their helmets morph off their heads and into their armour. Elaina looks around and angrily says;

"Damn it, Amyelia, Dorne fucking Dorne of all the places to hide from the Drunken Perverted Babysitter, her equally degenerate baby fire dragon and her not-so-tiny feet she likes to kick up our asses, this was the worst place to pick."

Eeina looks at Erin and says;

"You smell like Jacob, only more human and are a girl with long blonde hair and Please don't hurt me; I'm having my first hangover. I didn't think it would hurt this much. The degenerate baby fire dragon ate all my friends."

Amyelia says;

"I'd hardly call five rats, three mice and a family of squirrels friends. The Drunken Perverted Babysitter had small gentle hands. But she knew how to make the back of our heads hurt when she hit us with it."

While the sisters are ranting away, Erin walks over to 9780, climbs into the cockpit, pulls out a pulse pistol from its hidden compartment. When she sees that it is covered in the alcohol Amyelia spilled all over the cockpit rendering it useless, she turns around and throws it at Amyelia, who instinctively activates her fire sword and cuts it in half. When the power core implodes, Amyelia says;

"Why did you throw that thing at me? Why did it do that exploding thing?"

Erin angrily looks at them and says;

"I was going to stun you three, so you would shut up. Where did you get that armour?"

Elaina taps on the side of her armour, and another bottle gently slides up; as she takes it, she says;

"Your gonna want to drink this entire bottle before we start talking nonsense about how we got them and from the clown prince who is most likely knocking up a woman who could do better than him. And accomplish more if she hadn't married him cause he knocked her up."

As Elaina holds it up for Erin, an arrow hits it and shatters the bottle spilling Blacksmith Hammer Vodka all over her and Eeina; as enemy soldiers begin to attack them, she says;

"Damn it, that was my last bottle of vodka; all that's left in there is two cases of Moonshine and a bottle of Summer breeze gin."

As the sisters begin to fight the enemy soldiers, Eeina says;

"You couldn't wait until after we got the half whatever Jacob is angry enough to kill you for us? I never want to have a hangover again."

When Amyelia puts a soldier in a headlock, she asks him;

"I'm looking for my friend Cindy. Have you seen her?"

While the sisters are expertly fighting the enemy soldiers, Erin starts to climb into the fighter then realizes that Amyelia destroyed the flight control systems with a combination of split alcohol and violence. Then she climbs on top of the fighter to watch the fight and realizes that there are dozens more enemy soldiers headed her way and says;

"These are my only clean clothes that are mine that I have left."

Elsa wakes with a massive headache then realizes that she is lying naked to an equally naked Karma and says;

"I forgot what a hangover felt like; getting Karma drunk and fucking him broke the curse. I'm free!"

Then a bottle of booze with a label that reads;

"Not So Lucky Rum"

Drops in her hand, as she opens it, she hears Princess Sparkles let out a massive fart and then realizes that the sisters are missing and says;

"This is bad, really bad."

Then Karma appears before her and says;

"We had a good time last night, but that's not me, and it's my half-brother Jed, and he's not right in the head. I had a bad case of gas, and there were some celestial objects out of alignment that needed my attention. Where are the three pain in the ass women-children?"

Jed wakes up and says;

"They stole the attack fighter that was badly hidden and went south."

Elsa and Karma both say;

"Cindy, find Cindy, you find three asses in need of my foot in their asses."

Elsa looks at Jed and says;

"Find me after I've gotten back to my usual level of drunken depravity."

Then stands up and opens the door and says;

"I have to go molest a gorgeous Dothraki; the last time, I was almost as a blackout drunk as when I fucked Karma light. Molesting him is worth remembering"

Then steps out, forgetting to put her clothes on, and Karma says to Jed;

"Thanks for getting me out from under her before she woke up. It was great sex, but not great enough to get locked up in the stocks for breaking her curse."

Jed fades away; he says;

"I do owe you for Siberia."

Jacob is standing in the spot he left 9780; he looks at the broken and discarded bottles, picks up parchment with a drunken manifesto about killing all the dragons and says;

"I'm an idiot. I knew that I should have put it someplace they wouldn't find it. Like the church, they seem terrified of entering."

The three sisters are sitting naked and angry on the ground while Erin repairs the damage to 9780 with the help of their combat units, and Amyelia shouts;

"Can I get my armour back? I sunburn far too easily, and unlike the last time I was here, I didn't have a cactus in my ass."

Bernice signs to her;

"If you hadn't misbehaved, then we wouldn't have had to take drastic action after you and your sisters were out of danger."

Amyelia says to Elaina;

"You have to put Bernice's data input back in. Not having it is making her crazy, and all she does when I talk to her is wave her hands like a crazy person."

Elaina looks at the dead people in front of her and says;

"I'm sober, and there's no way I can help you find your missing testicles. Just step into the light, will you? (she looks at Amyelia) All those losers we just killed, most of them are still here, asking me to help them move into the light with even more pathetic reasons for not stepping into the light than the losers in Loserfell. (she looks at two dead people) Do you remember when we still had a decent place to live, and the bull was always trying to climb on top of one of the cows?"

Amyelia chuckles;

"It was pretty funny; he wanted to climb on top and ride those cows like father riding a horse but never could. The cows could have just shaken him off like the flies; their tails were always chasing. No, all they would do was just keep eating grass like the half-ton animal wasn't trying to climb on top of her; why?"

Elaina says;

"Two of those dead losers did a reenactment of that and were pulled into the light just before the dead loser was about to climb on top of the other dead loser. (then she looks at the remaining dead people) If those two losers can find their way to get sucked into the light without bothering me, you losers can too!"

Eeina holds up a lizard and says;

"I made a new friend; I'm calling him Larry the lizard. He's not as fun to cuddle with as my recently eaten furry friends; he still has a likeable quality. And he's very intellectual. He's probably related somehow to the dragons, so I'm pretty sure that none of them will eat Larry. Why would anyone eat family, like the massacre the degenerate drunken baby fire-breathing dragon committed on my furry friends in Loserfell."

Amyelia repeats herself;

"Can you put Bernice's data input back in her? With all her crazy hand waving, it's scaring me."

Elaina asks;

"Why do you care? Glenda showed me how to open and refold your armour to take the damn thing out. We wouldn't have had to if she just kept her damn data input shut in the first place."

Jacob is working on building a new glider when Clarice blinks to the left of him in her armour and clocks Jacob knocking him to the floor and shouting;

"Moron, you didn't hide that thing well. My three blind drunk daughters found it, then stole it. How could you let this happen?"

Jacob quickly stands up and says;

"Ask the Drunken Perverted Babysitter who's locked in the dungeon on suspicion of molesting a Dothraki. People heard the incident, but the victim isn't talking. He's curled up in the kennel crying. A seven-foot-four Dothraki killer is curled up crying in the kennel."

Clarice asks;

"What does that have to do with my daughters stealing your flying thing?"

Jacob replies;

"Nothing. He's sleeping in the stall my wife has me sleeping in because I didn't hide my flying thing well enough to keep it from your spawn. If you can, get him to move to one of the other empty stalls. So I can get some sleep and finish this four-seat glider then go back to Dorne and drag your spawn back here."

Clarice thinks then says;

"That crying sounded like one of the girls my spawn screwed over. Not a seven-foot-four Dothraki killer, and I'll go have a word with him."

As Clarice unlocks the door locks on the inside of the door, Jacob begins to wonder how she got in here.

The sisters have finally got back into their armour when they realize that Erin is flying away without them. As Elaina pulls out the bottle of Summer Breeze gin from her armour, she says;

"I have no idea where we are or when I can find something better than this lame named alcohol and not as disturbingly made as the two cases of Moonshine taking up valuable space in my armour."

Amyelia points at the space where 9780 was and says;

"Without that flying thing that we borrowed from Jacob and Erin who is possibly related to him stole from us. How am I going to find Cindy? Dorne's a pretty big shithole."

Elaina takes a drink then says;

"Cindy, Cindy, Cindy. It's always about Cindy. Why don't you mirror her and find out where she is so you can find her and surprise her? And leave me out of it. Cause when you find her, our Drunken Perverted Babysitter with her not-so-tiny feet will be waiting to ambush my ass."

Amyelia states;

"Cindy is my friend. She would never let that happen when she's around. She's always said how beautifully fashionable my ass is, and it's for playfully slapping not an unfashionable not-so-tiny foot kicking it."

Eeina happily says;

"Larry knows where to find some food that isn't made from our shit. He's going to take us there now. I'm starving, and the taste of chicken right now makes me want to vomit."

Then they watch Larry slowly walk away from them; Elaina says;

"When Larry gets to the large rock with a dead person impaled on it, let me know. I'm going to sit here and enjoy this delightful beverage until he gets there in five to six hours."

A Warmaster is looking at the surgical precision that Higgins, Marcus, and a handful of escaped slave fighters did to destroy the primary food generation equipment for their remaining Slave fighters and says;

"This, along with the destruction of our last communications systems is unexpected. (then he looks at the other Warmaster standing next to him) It was your tactical failure that allowed this to happen. (Then the Imperial Guards standing behind them slit both of their throats)

Higgins, Marcus and Stebbins are watching slaves drag the two dead Warmaster bodies out of the tent with the destroyed equipment in it and Stebbins asks;

"How many of those Warmasters do they have?"

Higgins states;

"Two less."

Marcus adds;

"When we locate the camp that is making clones to replace the ones that keep getting killed or committing suicide. We'll know just before we blow it up."

Stebbins comments;

"Either you two say far less nonsense than Jacob, or after nine years, it's finally making sense to me."

Higgins replies;

"Then he's completely different than the one we know. When ours speaks, it's clear, direct and hundreds of people die within seconds."

Tyrion has begun a counter offensive that has been more or less successful in pushing the invading army east when one of the Sellswords that was recently captured is dragged into the tent. Tyrion looks at the bound, beaten and gagged man and says;

"There is no need to keep him this way, cut him loose and sit him in the chair."

The guards do as Tyrion asked. While the man is sitting in the chair in confusion Tyrion fills a cup of wine for him and says;

"I'm so sorry that you were treated so harshly."

The man hesitantly takes the cup but doesn't want to drink it and Tyrion pours one for himself and drinks it stating;

"I'm very grateful that there is an abundance of decent Dornish wine still to be had in Dorne."

The man hesitantly takes a sip and asks;

"Why am I here and not waiting to be hung?"

Tyrion simply states;

"You and your associates are Sellswords; you fight for money. Not causes or principals. I merely want to know of your terms of employment in the hopes that I may help you with the out clause of your contract with the people who hired you."

The man sits back, takes a long sip and says;

"I'm listening; we aren't getting paid enough to be fodder for Unsullied looking for revenge."

Tyrion asks;

"What is your out clause?"

The man states;

"Not being brutally killed by Unsullied looking for revenge. What do you want to know?"

While Erin is away, Mira has been learning how to use a sword and has been learning very quickly when Erin suddenly appears and says;

"You've been busy, what did they ask for in trade to help you learn how to use that thing?"

The man who has been training Mira says;

"Nothing, we can use always use another sword to help kill our enemies. Mira is an excellent student."

Erin states;

"I have to go north to someplace called Loserfell and hopefully kill my father. If it is him, I hope it is, I've killed dozens of his clones. Would you like to come with me, I have no idea where this Loserfell is and the three insane girls who brought my fighter back to me, destroyed the navigation logs. Have you ever heard of it?"

Mira thinks then says;

"No, but I did once hear of a place called Winterfell. Maybe they know where you can find Loserfell."

Erin says;

"Come help me find it?"

Mira says;

"I always wanted to see the wall of ice protecting us from the wildling hoards waiting to invade the seven kingdoms."

Erin states;

"Even in this world, people are stupid enough to believe that a wall let alone a wall made of ice, can stop anyone from getting past it. Invading hoards or not. Ice is a shitty material for building a wall, and this world doesn't have the means to make a wall of hard glacier ice."

The man who had been training Mira states;

"I am told it was made over ten-thousand years ago. By warlocks using powerful magic."

Erin thinks then says;

"For people barely understanding how to make a fire that technology would be magic, and which doesn't exist. So come with me north to Loserfell and be my witness when I kill my father?"

Mira asks;

"What if he is not your father?"

Erin states;

"If he's like me and looks like my father, that's good enough for me."

Mira states;

"I will go with you, but only to ask you not to kill him unless he is your actual father, this Emperor Jacob."

Erin says;

"I can't make that promise, it will take a long time to find this Winterfell and then find Loserfell. You have that long to convince me."

Mira states;

"In the months it will take to get to Winterfell, we will have plenty of time on the ship to talk about it. Where are the horses we will ride to a safe port to catch a ship headed north?"

Erin asks;

"What are horses?"

The man points at a horse along with others hobbled to keep them from wandering away and says;

"That is a horse. Have you ever seen one?"

Erin looks at it and states;

"That's a horse; the ones on my world were hunted into extinction when we built railroads. They kept getting in the way of the trains carrying people who had paid to shoot Buffalo from the safety of a passenger car. The Buffalo were destroying cattle grazing fields, causing hard-working, honest people in the cities to starve. No cattle, no beef, no food. So the Buffalo had to go; the horses should have been eaten first, not let loose, hoping that they would starve or drive the Buffalo away from important grazing areas. Why would anyone ride one of those things? They don't have a steering wheel and look like big puppy dogs. Why would anyone ride a dog? How would anyone not fall off it?"

Mira states;

"We should get going; it's going to be a long walk to a port to where we can catch a ship north from here."

Erin says;

"It's not that far; my ship is just over the hill. I turned on the phased cloak so…made it completely invisible."

Mira asks;

"How are you feeling? Have you been drinking enough water? What's coming out of your mouth is filled with more nonsense than usual."

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