Game of Thrones – The Sky Knight

The world without the Iron Throne

By

Robert Spénard

Chapter 10 – Which way to Loserfell?

Higgins and Marcus are examing what is left of a man who was holding a communication device when it exploded, and Stebbins asks;

"Without going into nonsensical detail, what are you looking at?"

Higgins looks up and says;

"A game-changer, their means to communicate over long distances has been destroyed."

Marcus adds;

"I was wondering why they seemed disorganized. We should have been hit more enemy patrols by now."

Then Higgins and Marcus sense Erin flying over them. Then go back to guiding Stebbins and the other men back to the safety of their camp.

As Erin flys over Higgins, Marcus, Stebbins and their men examing the dead enemy troops, Mira states;

"This ship is very…I do not like the closeness of it, and it smells of vomit."

Erin states;

"The amount of vomit back there tells me that the person flying my ship didn't know what they were doing and caused the person sitting back there to be constantly throwing up."

Mira sees Higgins, Marcus and Stebbins on display and says;

"The man with Higgins and Marcus might know where this Loserfell is. Should we not go speak with them?"

Erin looks at the tactical display to her left and sees the readings for type three pulse weapons within range of the man Mira wants to talk to and says;

"They are about to be attacked, nothing that will slow down the two Celtic Gen Augment Warriors. I spent two days putting my ship back together, having to reconfigure my navigation…no, all we have to do is keep going north, and we'll find someone."

Mira states;

"Then why are we going south? North is the other direction. You are definitely from another planet. No one on this planet would have such a horrible sense of direction."

Erin counters;

"Is it my fault that this planet doesn't have magnetic poles and my nav systems can't access the satellites in orbit. It would be easier to find Loserfell if the women-children hadn't destroyed my navigation history along with most of my instrumentation."

Mira calmy replies;

"We've talked about thinking before speaking and not letting the nonsense fill your speech. What you said makes no sense."

Erin says to herself;

"To you and the cave monkeys but not me."

Gendry and Davos have been making steady progress moving south into Dorne, building an army as they go. Gendry states;

"Isn't strange that after some of the enemy soldiers exploded, the enemy seems to become disorganized."

Davos replies;

"Your Grace, I'm not one to question good fortune. I've seen these types of tactics before; an enemy gives you the impression that they have become disorganized and when your confidence overcomes your sense of reason. The enemy strikes with deadly affect."

Then he stops his horse and looks at captured starving enemy soldiers refusing to eat what the caregivers are trying to feed them and asks;

"What are they doing?"

One of the caregivers says;

"They are refusing to eat; they believe that everything we have to give them will kill them."

Then turns around to see Gendry and bows, saying;

"My apologies, M'lord. Eventually, they will pass out from hunger, allowing us to force a tube down their throat and feed them. Some have recovered and begun to question what they had been told, and others like these go back to refusing to eat."

Gendry asks;

"Why bother wasting food on enemy soldiers that refuse to eat?"

The caregiver responds;

"M'lord, these men have only known the world as slaves, and they do not know anything else. To treat them as men rallied to a cause would be wrong. They have the right to know the truth and make their own choices. Something no slave has ever known."

Tyrion is being briefed by a man that had come into contact with some of the Imperial Guard who says;

"Your grace, it was like nothing I'd ever seen. The person gave these Imperial Guardsmen a simple order; they pointed in our direction and ordered them to go in our direction and kill everyone they found. That's what they did with lethal precision without variation."

Tyrion thinks then says;

"Interesting, we don't have to worry about them. It's the people giving them their orders that we have to worry about. Now I have to think about how to get their masters to order them to march off a cliff while killing everyone in front of them."

One of the men in the tent with him looks at the map and says;

"If they keep heading in the same direction, they will walk straight off a cliff in three days."

Tyrion asks;

"Do they have any horses or archers?"

The man says;

"The only ones I saw on a horse were the people giving them the order. Didn't see any archers or any kind of bowmen."

Tyrion replies;

"Then we have to make certain that they don't give any orders telling the Imperial Guardsmen to stop marching or change their direction. Why fight them when gravity and lack of independent thought can kill them for us. The lack of any type of bowman is concerning"

Sansa is wondering how the sisters managed to get their armour back, then slip out of Winterfell without anyone noticing when Lady Clarice blinks in beside her and says;

"My apologies, your majesty. I discovered that Eeina and Elaina have something in common with their gifts. Eeina can get weak-minded animals to do things for her, like stealing keys to the doors where her armour locked itself in. Elaina can do the same thing with people who have died before their time. Amyelia can use her mirror gifts to make sure that no one is watching them when they get drunk, steal keys and borrow flying things."

Sansa thinks then says;

"When they eventually use their collective gifts to benefit anyone other than themselves, the world will be a much better place; I doubt I will live to see it. Can you tell me what you did wrong so that I can make sure I don't make the same mistakes with my children?"

Clarice says;

"Your majesty, I have no idea. I raised them the same way I was raised. Separate from all others until the day of my marriage. Just like every woman that came before me. I made the only mistake was having a premature bedding night with the man I was promised to. Our wedding was moved up a year, and my beautiful daughters were born two months premature. Being born prematurely must have affected their abilities to make sensible decisions."

Erin looks at the display with Gendry and Davos riding south with a massive army and says;

"They are headed south, so we should land and ask them if they know the way to this Loserfell."

Mira states;

"We would have found them two days ago if you didn't keep heading the wrong way."

Erin holds up a piece of parchment with a crudely drawn map on it and says;

"I don't care what you say. This childish scribbling is not a map!'

Mira counters;

"It's the only thing that modern mapmakers have to guide people with. And everything is clearly marked. I can't read words, but I can read a map."

Gendry and Davos watch the Predator decloak and begin to land next to them, and Gendry says;

"I'm too sober to listen to the nonsense that comes out of Prince Jacob's mouth. Do you think he saw us?"

Davos replies;

"Even if he didn't, there is no place for us to run and hide that he can't find us. I picked a fine day to leave my wineskin with my baggage."

When Gendry sees Erin climb out of the cockpit, he becomes completely mesmerized by Erins beauty. Even when she beautifully walks over to him and starts asking questions, all he can do is be mesmerized by her beauty.

Erin climbs out of the cockpit, and the first thing that stands out is Gendry glaring at him like a cow in headlights. As she approaches him, she says to Mira;

"Is there something wrong with him? He looks drunk and about to fall off his horse."

Mira says;

"No, he's never seen anyone as beautiful as you."

Erin looks at her and says;

"Now, who's mouth is uttering nonsense? If he's mesmerized by anyone, it's you."

As Mira walks out of Gendry's sightlines, she states;

"Then why is he staring at your breasts and not mine?"

Erin looks at Gendry and asks;

"Do you know where I can find Loserfell?"

As Gendry sits mesmerized by Erin, Erin waves her hand and shouts;

"Is there something wrong with your hearing? Do you know the way to Loserfell?"

When Mira gently nudges Gendry, he falls off his horse, and when he snaps out of his daze, Mira asks;

"Do you know where Loserfell is?"

Gendry looks at her and says;

"Never heard of it; who is your friend, and is she promised to anyone?"

Mira replies;

"Her name is Erin, and she wants to find this Loserfell where her maybe father is so that she can kill him. Getting married isn't on her mind."

Gendry stands up and asks;

"Who is her father?"

Mira counters;

"Someone that should be running and finding a place to hide where she can't find him. (She looks at Davos) Do you know where this Loserfell is?"

Davos thinks and says;

"Did one of three emotionally challenged self-absorbed women-child tell you about Loserfell?"

Erin states;

"I wouldn't call those three morons emotionally challenged, just the three dumbest girls I've ever met in two worlds. This one and the one I'm from. In my world, dumb girls don't live very long. The air smells better here, not the people. Have none of you ever heard of personal hygiene? It wouldn't hurt to bathe at least once a month or more. Like every day."

As Erin continues to spout nonsense, Davos gets off his horse and quietly says to Gendry;

"I'm fairly certain she's looking for Jacob. He has to be her father, don't tell her anything about Loserfell."

When Gendry doesn't respond, he snaps his fingers in front of Gendry's face, and when it doesn't snap out of his daze, he says to Erin;

"I have no idea what you just said. You lost me at those three morons. If you want to find out where this Loserfell is, you need to go to Old Town and ask the Maestres in the Citadel. If anyone knows where this Loserfell is, they will."

Erin says;

"If you have a proper map, can you show me where I can find this Old Town?"

Davos opens his saddlebag and pulls out an equally crude map like the one Erin already has, points to Old Town on it and says;

"It's right here. Very easy to find if you have the latest and most detailed map as I have."

Erin says in her native tongue, ancient French;

"Whoever told you that was a map should be beaten senseless. I stand a better chance of finding this Old town at forty thousand feet."

A peasant standing next to her replies in ancient French;

"That is the latest map; most people don't use them unless they want to get lost. You can find Old Town by sailing up the coast."

Erin asks her in ancient French;

"How do you speak my language? I'm not from this world, and on mine, less than five thousand people speak it."

The peasant replies in ancient French;

"My ancestors came from a land across the sea called Quebec, where it's the common tongue. Ain't never been there I was told that we could never go back. No ship has a map to where it used to be."

Erin replies in ancient French;

"There should be more things in common between our worlds; this ain't one of them."

As Erin and Mira fly away in the direction of Old Town, Gendry says;

"To hell with Arya, I want to marry her. Her long blonde hair is very calming."

Davos replies;

"If she doesn't kill her father, you can ask for his permission."

Gendry asks;

"Who is her father?"

Davos replies;

"With the insane level of nonsense that came out of her mouth, It's definitely Prince Jacob."

Gendry looks at him and says;

"I don't remember any nonsense coming out of her beautiful mouth."

Davos states;

"You would have to have been looking at her face to notice."

Then the sounds of men fighting can be heard.

Jacob, with Sansa holding Catlin closely in her arms, are standing at the top of the wall, and Sansa asks;

"So there is nothing you can do to bring this fucking thing down?"

Jacob states;

"I can, but it would destroy the railroad. Also, there needs to be a massive audience when we do. Tourism is a growth industry."

Sansa points at the men standing on a platform looking over the wall waiting to blow a horn the moment they see the wildling hoard about to attack the wall and invade the south and says;

"I don't give a shit about tourism. I want those idiots to stop coming north to protect something that doesn't exist anymore and go south to Dorne where my brother asked them to."

Jacob looks at them and says;

"The last war couldn't have killed off all the men that can read."

Sansa counters;

"Those men have gone to the Dornish border and begun to prepare for the likelihood that Dorne falls. Those men are too cheap to pay a licensed scribe to read the notice for them. Using mindwipe powder on them is pointless; they are too stupid for it to have an effect on them. I already tried; there were two more; they fell off the platform when they realized they should go home and started walking south without taking the lift down. The others still haven't figured out how to get off the platform. Without turning south and walking off the edge like their two friends already did."

When one of the men on the platform has an epiphany about which direction is south, he starts walking north and almost off the other edge of the wall. When he is halfway across, a worker knocks him out.

"They have a shitty sense of direction too. Knocking them out when they start walking north believing they are walking south is the only way to get them down safely."

Then Jacob watches men shaving off the top of the wall, pull a body out of it and asks;

"Where did that body come from?"

Sansa replies;

"No one is really certain, some may be from when they were building the wall or were buried in it because they fell asleep at their post. There was a time when the Knights Watch took their duties fanatically. The only thing I'm certain about is where to bury them. Unless they are in front of the land, the surviving Thenn claim, then we just throw the bodies off the side. They don't believe in burying the dead."

Then Catlin wakes up, looks at them, giggles and goes back to sleep. Then Jacob says;

"Since I've been back, I haven't heard her cry. Even when I was trying to sleep next to a crying Dothraki in the kennels."

Sansa says;

She cries, but always when you're sleeping and dreaming of watching me sleep when she does. Until you stop dreaming of me sleeping, you sleep in the kennels. Have you located the runaway spawn?"

Jacob replies;

"Not yet; they are somewhere in Dorne. They are smarter than they appear; they've deactivated their armours tracking devices and remote comms access. It will be easier to find Cindy and wait for Amyelia to show up, and eventually, she will tell us where the smarter ones are hiding."

Amyelia and Elaina are finishing off the last of the Moonshine Elaina had stashed inside her armour, and Elaina drunkenly says;

"Drink enough Moonshine, and the image of what it's made of before it's put in the stills doesn't matter. What is taking that fucking lizard to get to the boulder with the dead guy impaled on it. It's been almost a week, and we just ran out of booze."

Amyelia taps the side of her armour, and a door in her chest pops open. Then she awkwardly pulls a bottle of Summer Breeze Gin out and says;

"I have four cases of this shit in there."

Elaina looks at the bottle and angrily says;

"Summer Breeze Gin is what Grandmothers waiting to die drink. I ain't no fucking Grandmother, and I'm too good looking to be a wrinkled old bitch that time fucked over."

Amyelia says;

"You have dead people to steal shit for you. Eeina has furry weak-minded friends to steal shit for you. I have a mirror with a broken magical hand that can't steal shit unless I'm in the same room. This gin shit is all I can steal, and the other stuff is locked in a vault. This shit is like they want people to steal it. I took four cases, and one of the distillery workers helped put the bottles in my armour, they put their hands between my breasts to do it, and I didn't feel a thing."

Elaina pulls the cork out of the bottle and spits it out, and drunkenly asks;

"How did you break a magical hand?"

Amyelia awkwardly pulls another bottle out of her armour and drunkenly says;

"When I went to slap the Dornish Slut Princess cause of what she said about my close personal best friend Cindy, she broke it."

Elaina slaps the back of her head and drunkenly says;

"How many times do I have to tell you, stop slapping people and just punch them like the extraordinary and top of the food chain high born bitches that we are."

Amyelia struggles to pull the cork out, fails, then starts swearing, gets up, staggers over to where Larry has been very slowly walking towards the boulder with the impaled dead guy on it for over a week, picks up Larry and throws him past the boulder and says;

"I'm tired of fucking waiting; there's an abandoned village over there with what should be a mediocre bed with a mostly intact roof. I fucking sunburn easily, and my skin feels like Larry's skin."

Then she stumbles her way to a not so abandoned village. As Elaina drunkenly staggers after Amyelia, she takes a drink from the bottle of Gin then hands it to Eeina and says;

"Sorry for your loss of another friend. Larry didn't survive the fall, and he did move into the light even though his death wasn't painless."

Jacob holding Catlin is trying to scan the area where the Night's King melted with the dead dragon. He stops and says to Catlin;

"Your Mother is dealing with a land dispute, involving land on both sides of the wall owned by a Duke that someone was supposed to strip off his land and titles a thousand years ago. But didn't, and neither did any King came after a Duke took refuge with the FreeFolk.."

As Catlin gives him a confused look, he states;

"I get it; cut out the nonsensical shit."

When he checks the readings, he becomes confused with the results. The energy suppression field is still fully functional and appears to be keeping the core of the ice wall frozen by maintaining a core temperature of minus 60 degrees celsius. When Catlin gives him a strange look like that of a child being ashamed, Jacob says to her;

"I can smell your soiled diaper; normal human babies are supposed to cry when that happens, not ashamed."

Greyworm is looking at Valerian with a saddle on her back and says;

"You want me to ride on you with a saddle made for a girl?"

Valerian replies;

"The last rider was a girl, but gender doesn't matter when it comes to dragon saddles. What is the problem now?"

Greyworm says;

"Since I was healed, I've been having problems sitting, and my pants always feel tight in the groin area."

Valerian states;

"I don't care; we have a fleet of soldiers that can't be allowed to land in Dorne to sink. It wasn't supposed to happen until after S'Kere came of age, but the Lunatics from Earth 74 fucked that up."

Gendry and Davos had been in a running retreat after encountering some of the Imperial Guard until, by accident, the person giving them orders was killed before the orders could be changed. Then they watched the shiny lethal guardsmen march into a lake and drown. As the Imperial Guardsmen drown, he says to Davos;

"No one can be that stupid?"

Davos says;

"I don't think they are stupid, just incapable of thinking for themselves even if it means marching into a lake and drowning. The question is, how can we repeat the effect with a similar outcome?"

Stebbins, Rugel, Tyene, Obra and Nymeria are standing at the bottom of a cliff. In front of them are the two hundred Imperial Guardsmen who marched themselves off it. While they are killing the ones that the fall didn't kill, Obra says;

"This takes all the fun out of killing."

As she kills a wounded Imperial Guardsmen with a spear, then as they turn around, two badly injured Imperial Guardsmen stand up and start marching in the direction they had been last ordered to, and Nymeria says;

"They could have at least tried to kill us before marching away."

Rugel says;

"If you were standing in the direction they marched off to, you would be fighting them right now."

The three sisters look at each other. Then they throw their spears at them, killing them from a distance, and Obra says;

"I died once by underestimating a psychotic animal when I got into a fight with him, and I'm not going to make that same choice with a psychotic animal that is only psychotic when he's told to be."

Tyrion is looking down from the top of the cliff that five hundred Imperial Guardsmen marched off and into their deaths. As Unsullied and other men walk through the Imperial Guardsmen killing the badly injured survivors, he asks;

"How many more of them do you think there are?"

When Yara sees an even more extensive fleet than the one she sent running, when two warships larger and faster than her's raise their sails and begin to give pursuit, she orders her fleet to turn and run away.

As the larger warships start to close in on her, she sees something impossible in the distance. Then as it gets closer, she sees Greyworm riding a Great Dragon three times larger than Drogo and two strange dragons alongside it. Then Drogo suddenly flys out of nowhere and burns both of the pursuing ships. Ships in the armada start firing scorpion bolts with a range double of hers at Drogo. A strange serpent-like dragon with a woman and a child riding it plunges into the ocean. Then Drogo dives into the sea. As she stands on her ship in shock, The Great Dragon Valerian, three times larger than Drogo, starts to burn the armada. As The Great Dragon Valerian methodically burns ships, The warships firing scorpions begin to target The Great Dragon Valerian. Suddenly, Drogo explodes from the ocean in a hole near the armada's center and burns everything around him as he flys just above the sea through the armada. Then watches the other strange dragon breathe air powerful enough to push ships into burning ones. Just when she's thought she's seen everything possible, the sea around the ships begins to turn in a sizeable ever-increasing circle that eventually drags the entire fleet to the ocean floor. As the ships are being pulled down, the strange dragon that dove into the sea shoots out from the center of it. As the four dragons fly away and everything returns to normal, her first mate says;

"Except for Drogo, those were the three great dragons, the ones all dragons must answer to."

Yara looks at him and asks;

"How do you know that?"

He looks at his dragon Yara and says;

"My dragon Yara told me she won't shut up about the honour of seeing them."

Yara says;

"I thought it was a boy."

The first mate says;

"Until the Great Dragon Valerian with Greyworm riding her appeared she was a boy. She just told me that baby dragons can change their sex multiple times before they are forced to make a choice when they enter what we call puberty."

Higgins and Marcus are pulling apart what is left of a pulse cannon and building a device for breaching energy shielding. Marcus stops and says;

"I thought my days of destroying cloning facilities were long over."

Higgins replies;

"Me too; when we took out the last one on Luna five, I thought I would never see one of those fucking things again."

Marcus states;

"When this is over, I'm going to search this new world and destroy all the advanced tech just lying around. This world is too beautiful to let people who have no idea of what they have in their hands to let it be destroyed like Earth."

Higgins replies;

"We should create an organization to do just that; this planet is larger than ours, and twenty percent lower gravity but huge. We won't be able to do this ourselves, and a planet this beautiful is worth fighting for."

Erin, with a black eye, broken nose and looking like she lost a fight, climbs back into the cockpit, quickly followed by Mira and angrily says;

"I don't know what the fuck Virgil is, but I've never got beaten like that before. Fucker cracked two ribs and broke four more."

Mira says;

"If you hadn't gotten angry and started threatening those Maestre's, we would know where Loserfell is. Not running from a group of angry Maestre's and something from your world."

As Erin lifts off, she says;

"Whatever Virgil is, it's not from my world. If it were from my world, I would be tearing apart its circuitry by now. I didn't have enough time to see the underlying tech and master it before that thing knocked me through six walls. After I find Loserfell and kill my father, I'm coming back here and doing the same to Virgil, then burn that pathetic library to the ground."

Amyelia is rudely awoken when a terrified man pokes her in the face with a stick and says;

"Do you mind? I was sleeping off a bender, now go away so I can go back to sleep."

The man says;

"You need to leave my house, they are coming, and we don't want any more problems with the Imperial Guard."

Amyelia looks at him and says;

"Do you know who you are annoying? I'm a highborn lady and never heard of no fucking Imperial Guard. Now go away so that I can go back to sleeping my hangover off."

Then Elaina is thrown through the wall, and the sunlight hurts her eyes, and she screams;

"Damn it, Elaina, I was trying to sleep away a hangover. How will I go back to sleep with that giant window with that extremely bright sun in my face? I sunburn far too easily."

Then four Imperial Guardsmen enter through the hole and kill the man who woke her. As Elaina stands up, she says;

"I don't know who these losers are, but they seem to like being beaten to death."

Amyelia says;

"I don't care to take your new boyfriends and kill each other somewhere else. I need to get my beauty sleep before I go find Cindy."

While Elaina is fighting three of the Imperial Guard, Amyela, lies in bed still wearing her armour, the fourth Imperial Guardsman tries to cut her in half with a giant battle-axe. Glenda reacts faster than she can while her head explodes with a massive hangover when Glenda hits her with a dose of combat enhancement meds shooting Amyelia to life. With the battle-axe still in her hands, she twists it to the right, pulls it from the Imperial Guardsman's hands and uses it to knock the Imperial Guardsman backward onto the ground. As her helmet morphs around her head, she says;

"I was having a beautiful dream of Fashion week in Kings Landing, and you just ruined it!'

His name is Soldier, simply Soldier like all other Soldiers in the Imperial Guard. A soldier does as told, Soldier fights with hands, sword, shield and spear, and Soldier follows orders without question and hesitation. Soldiers' only purpose is to live and fight for the Emperor without question, without hesitation. Soldier does not have a life; Soldier is not human. Soldier is an Imperial Guardsman, an extension of the Emperor's hand and will. As he watches the soldiers in front of him march off a cliff, he feels something that does not make sense. Then he does something for which he will be punished without mercy before all other Soldier and turns to his right instead of walking off the cliff and keeps marching away and waiting for an order that will never come.

The village is littered with dead Imperial Guardsmen and most of the villagers who couldn't run away before Elaina and Amyelia entered the fight. They have caught the Warmaster leading the Imperial Guardsmen and are hanging him by his feet when Eeina finally gets to the village and says;

"Amyelia, you killed Larry, my new friend and who was leading us here."

Amyelia looks at her and says;

"Who is Larry?"

Eeina angrily states;

"Larry, Larry the Lizard. You got drunk and then impatient and threw him against the boulder with the dead, impaled man. He wasn't moving slowly; he was running as fast as he could to bring us here."

Elaina states;

"Larry running as fast as he could took two weeks and all the alcohol we had on us to get halfway to the boulder with the dead, impaled man. He's been there for thousands of years, that pole impaled in his ass and out his mouth, there's no way he can tell me how I can help him, and I'm told there are rules I have to abide by. I can't push any dead person into the light without them first telling me why they haven't moved into the light. With that pole coming out his mouth, I can't understand a word he says. Unlike the shiny assholes, they were barely dead when they lept into the light."

Eeina asks;

"Who's the loser strung up?"

Amyelia says;

"The Loser who told the shiny losers to kill the unarmed villagers cause one of their own ratted us out to them. Their next family dinner isn't gonna be pretty."

Eeina asks;

"What are we going to do with him?"

Elaina states;

"According to the dead villager standing next to you, we can't let him go; he'll come back with more shiny assholes and kill anyone still alive and here. The angry dead villager standing in front of him wants us to torture him."

Amyelia asks;

"Why would we do that? I'm already covered in blood and pieces of the shiny assholes I killed. Any more, and I will have to clean it off my armour, not Glenda. She doesn't like me tearing people apart when I'm killing them. Now that we've escaped Loserfell, my fashion-ready hands will never touch another cleaning product."

As they start ranting about never having to clean things like toilets while fearing a not-so-tiny foot in their ass.

The Warmaster asks;

"Is there something wrong with you three?"

All three of them simultaneously say to him;

"Don't interrupt us when we are talking about important things."

Stebbins has been asked to come to the medical tents by a confused and frightened person. When they get to a tent door, all they will say is;

"M'Lord, she is in there."

Stebbins steps into the tent to see a healer tending to an exhausted and extremely dehydrated bald, very fit woman and asks;

"Why is it so important that you needed me to come here?"

The healer stops cleaning the woman, turns around and says;

"This person is an Imperial Guardsman; her weapons and armour are next doors. It looks like she marched herself unconscious."

Stebbins asks;

"Why isn't she with the other prisoners?"

The healer replies;

"She was, but even in this state, they were terrified of her. When they saw her, a few of them killed themselves, and that's how terrified they are of her."

Stebbins steps forward and looks at the visible scars from years of being beaten into compliance and says;

"We will have to put her in irons, by the looks of it (nods to the scars on her wrists from being brutalized while in chains). She's used to it. I'll ask the Unsullied to guard her; they may have a great deal in common. Which may help answer some questions."

Erin and Mira have made it to the Northlands after several failed attempts to get there and are dressed like locals, sitting in a tavern and Erin says;

"Why does no one know of this Loserfell? Those three brats kept talking about it? It's here in the north."

Then Erin stands up and says;

"I'm going to ask everyone all at once, does anyone know the way to Loserfell?"

The people in the room either chuckle or scratch their heads, trying to remember if they have heard of a Loserfell. As Erin begins to get angry, Mira notices a man trying to leave unnoticed and says to Erin who is about to start a barfight;

"I think I found someone that may know where Loserfell is; he just snuck out."

Aas they walk after him, Mira starts to loosen her clothes to look more sensual, and Erin says;

"You don't have to do that; you are better than a pleasure doll."

Mira states;

"We both know that; he doesn't. The last person that may have known where Loseefell is, you knocked him unconscious. I know men; I can get more out of him without taking my clothes off and letting him touch me. Then you will by beating people up. If the Master of the house wanted to get information from a man, we were trained to know the best ways to do it. I've learned from you how to adapt."

Jones, a courier for House Stark and the man trying to avoid Erin, is readying his horse when Mira sensually dressed gracefully, walks up to him and asks;

"I saw you leave the tavern in a hurry before I could meet you. My name is Mira, and you are?"

Jones looks at her and says;

"Late, I have to be elsewhere by morning and spent too much time in the tavern."

Mira gets close to his horse, and as she slides a tracking device underthe saddle, she sadlysays;

"Shame you have a beautiful horse, and I hate to see such a magnificent creature ridden hard. Where is it that you need to be going in such a hurry?"

As Jones gets on his horse, he says;

"Home, my wife is expecting, and I have to be there when it comes or go live in the kennels."

After Jones has ridden away, Mira pulls her clothes back together then knocks on the blacksmith's door and asks;

"That man you sold a horse to, the one that just left, do you know where he is going?"

The blacksmith replies;

"If you want me to tell you anything about a royal courier for the Queen of the North, you're wasting your time."

Mira asks;

"I'm new to the north; where would I find the Queen of the North?"

The Blacksmith states;

"If you don't know that, then go back south with the rest of the losers who keep coming north to man the wall and defend the seven kingdoms from a threat that no longer exists."

As Mira returns to where she left Erin, she is annoyed to see Erin holding a man's face underwater in a horse trough. When she pulls the man's head up angrily asks;

"Do you or do you not know where Loserfell is?"

Then Mira asks;

"Where can I find the Queen of the North?"

The man states;

"I have never heard of this Loserfell; if you're looking for Queen Sansa, you can find her at Winterfell."

Mira stops Erin from pushing the man's head back into the trough and says;

"The blacksmith used the word Loser, like those three insane sisters. I think we've been looking for Winterfell where that Loser clown Prince Jacob abandoned his wife Sansa and child."

The man starts to laugh and says;

"That's funny; those three brats, the Mayfield sisters, played both of you."

Erin asks;

"What did you mean played us?"

The man replies;

"Those three had strict adult supervision that they got past, got their armour back and stole Prince Jacob's newest flying thing. They have been screwing with everyone's head since they got here. There's a very generous reward for information on where they ran off too."

Erin asks;

"Which way to Winterfell?"

The man points in the direction, and Erin drops him on the ground. As they walk towards where they hid Erin's fighter Mira says;

"That tracking thing you gave me, I put on the royal courier. He's headed to Winterfell to warn them that your coming. Tracking him will be slow; he's on a horse, and we are in a vehicle that can circle the planet in three hours and have already done that five times. I don't want to make that journey again, all while trapped in the backseat with badly cleaned vomit in it."

Soldier, a thin fit man with a bald head, wakes alone, naked, under a blanket and in an unfamiliar tent. He sees the two children who have been tending to them and quickly sits up as he is looking around for his armour; a tall thin man enters and says;

"You are awake; what is your name?"

Soldier looks around and in Westrosian asks;

"Where is my armour? No one can see me without my armour."

Then Soldier takes the blanket and hides under the cot. The man thinks then opens the tent flap and says;

"We need Fiona; this man speaks Westrosian."

After a few minutes, Fiona, an older woman, enters looks at Soldier trying to keep them from seeing his face says in Westrousian;

"Hello, my name is Fiona Altgood, and who are you?"

Soldier replies in Westrosian;

"I am Soldier; where is my armour. No one can see me without my armour."

Fiona replies in Westrosian;

"You are safe; we found you barely alive. We live a peaceful life, seek peace before all else. Even if it leads to our death, you do not need your armour and weapons here, and with what is going on, it will only bring you death."

Soldier says in Westrosian;

"I did not follow my orders and march off a cliff as ordered. I am not worthy of my weapons, and I cannot die without wearing my armour, and I must die for not following my orders and march off a cliff."

Fiona asks in Westrosian;

"Why were you ordered to march off a cliff?"

Soldier replies in Westrosian;

"We were ordered to march in a specific direction and kill everyone in front of us, the top of the cliff was in the direction we had been ordered to march, and my Warmaster did not tell us to stop marching. I did not want to march off the top of the cliff like other Soldiers. To disobey Soldier must be punished with death."

Fiona replies in Westrosian ;

"Tomorrow, we will deal with your failure; where did you learn, Westerosian? I don't recognize your dialect?"

Soldier states;

"I speak the true language of Westeros as does my Master; you speak the tongue of those who must die. It will not be me; I have no honour. One cannot kill unless one has honour."

Erin and Mira have spent the last four days following Jones as he moves forty kilometres per day towards Winterfell, and Erin says;

"At this pace, my maybe father will be dead from old age by the time we get to Winterfell and get directions to Loserfell, denying me my chance to kill him."

Mira looks at the map. Erin denies is a map then at the images from the display and says;

"I think that the map is correct; the solid line images road looks exactly like the solid line images on my map. It ends in a dot with words that neither of us can read. After what has been said by many people. I think Loserfell and Winterfell are the same places."

Erin sarcastically states;

"That's no map, and after getting lost on this stupid planet following that drunken scribble. I'm not taking that chance and get lost on a planet without magnetic poles, and whatever is written on that thing, you spent all our money on. Winterfell and Loserfell are different places. One is the capital of the Northlands; the other is in the land of Northern Mouse Mika. He is very popular with the children, or so I've been told."

Mira states;

"That money wasn't either of ours, it was what I took off the dead Sellswords who tried to rape me and you killed. I would have preferred letting them have sex with me than cleaning their blood from my eyes, mouth and most of my upper body. I'm certain The Northern Mouse Mika is dead, and his land is in Winterfell. It was written on a sign that the cute boy with the lute read to me."

Erin states;

"Never trust guitar players. All they ever want is to have sex with you, then go on an extended tour in the outer rings, aka their mother's basement and never return your sexts during breaks or between meals with their mother."

Mira states;

"You still need to work on not speaking nonsense when you speak. You lost me at guitar; Please don't tell me what it is. I am still trying not to be disturbed by those things you are fixated with called bagpipes. The place you come from is very disturbing."

Elaina is arguing with the recently dead villagers about torturing or killing or letting the captured Warmaster when he says;

"I was a shit Warmaster, and either you kill me here, or the people who sent me here will kill me. Either way, I'm dead, so what do you want to know?"

Amyelia says;

"I'm looking for my friend Cindy; she's around here someplace. Have you seen her?"

The Warmaster says;

"Right now, the only thing I see is a foot about to kick me in the face."

Then Elaina kicks him in the face and says to a dead person;

"I kicked him in the face move on. Who wants me to do something non-lethal to him next? Why are you standing there? Your light is right there (she points to the person's light) Fuck you (then pushes them into the light) fucker said kick him in the face, not repeatedly kick him in the face. If you want something more specific, you need to tell me. Otherwise, if I do something the exact way you ask me to, the lights gonna open. So which of you dead losers wants to be next to move into the light."

Eeina runs around from behind the buildings with a box in her hands and says to Amyelia;

"In this box is Larry's widow Gladdis and their eight, count them eight unhatched eggs that are never going to know their father Larry cause you killed them.!"

Amyelia looks in the box and says;

"With a family that ugly, I can see why Larry wasn't running faster than three horses combined. Why are you bothering me with this? When I need the Loser, we captured to tell me where Cindy is, something that actually matters. Gladdis just ate one of her unborn children."

Eeina looks in the box and asks;

"Gladdis, why did you just eat Timothy? No one eats their own children."

Then the Warmaster sees more Imperial Guards marching towards them and says;

"You three should just have killed me; my re-enforcements are here."

The sisters stop what they are doing and look at the Imperial Guard marching towards them, and Elaina looks at the dead people and points to one;

"You died before your time; Hop into their leader's body and have those shiny men kill each other…It's a body, and if it's like this Loser whose face I kicked, it doesn't have a soul."

Then they watch the troops marching towards them suddenly stop, turn and face each other, then kill one another. When it's over, their Warmaster rides over and says;

"There's a soul in here, and he's pissed. You said there was no soul in here?"

Elaina states;

"I said if he was like the Loser whose face I just kicked, it doesn't have a soul. (she turns to the captured Warmaster and looks closely at him) My bad, he does have a soul, a tiny one the size of a pea but a soul."

Then the Warmaster spits the soul holding his body hostage, then he raises his hand and fires off a flare, and Amyelia says;

"I don't think that's something good. (She turns to the captured Warmaster) Before we go and kill all your friends, tell me where I can find my friend Cindy?"

The Warmaster on the horse in Westrosian asks the captured one;

"Is there something wrong with these three women?"

The captured Warmaster in Westrosian replies;

"Yes, they are insane one talks to dead people, one talks to lizards, and the really insane one keeps looking into a mirror calling herself Cindy, then keeps beating me, asking her to tell her where Cindy is. Please kill me!"

Amyelia throws her combat knife into the face of the Warmaster on the horse and says in Westerosian;

"I don't know where you learned how to speak my language, but it hurts when you do. I was calling Cindy on my mirror, not calling myself Cindy. My name is Amyelia M. Smith. Don't speak my language again unless you take proper lessons."

Then the first of a thousand Imperial Guards march over the hill, and Elaina says;

"They better have some alcohol with them, Amyelia. That Loser you just killed has a really tiny annoying soul, and I want to stomp on him but can't. He won't go into the light until those new shiny Losers kill all of us."

Eeina taps on the side of her armour, and a bottle of Shadow Cat Whiskey flys out and Elaina barely catches it and says;

"Shadow Cat, this crap gives me gas. Why do you have Shadow cat?"

Eeina replies;

"The only thing less guarded in the distillery is that knock-off. I don't know why they're making them. But they really do want people to steal it. You already drank all the Gin I had in my armour."

When an Imperial Guard misses Eeina, it smashed the box with Gladdis and her remaining children, and Eeina says;

"You killed Gladdis and her children; they were innocents!"

Then her helmet morphs on her head, her fire sword erupts to like, and she pulls out her Terran steel sword with her other hand and kills him, then starts killing the other Imperial Guards attacking them.

Amyelia looks at the captured Warmaster and says;

"Don't go anywhere. You still haven't answered my question."

Then her Fire Sword Erupts, and she also pulls out her Terran Steel Sword with her other hand and joins Eeina in killing Imperial Guardsmen. As Eeina and Amyelia are killing Imperial Guardsmen, Elaina spits the cork at the captured Warmaster and says;

"Don't get killed; one tiny annoying soul is one too many."

As she drinks the bottle in one pull, three Imperial Guardsmen engage her. As they strike, she avoids all of their attacks without removing the bottle from her mouth. Just as she gets to the last of it, an Imperial Guardsman gets lucky and hits the bottle with his sword smashing it in her face. While blood comes out from the cuts on her face from the shattered pieces of glass, she says;

"I wasn't done with that."

As her helmet morphs over her head, she kills the man with her hands, Then drunkenly starts to pull out her Terran steel sword and says;

"I'm more likely to hurt myself. That Shadow Cat was like drinking eight bottles of Moonshine all at once."

She puts it back into its sheath, then starts tearing Imperial Guards apart with her hands.

An Unsullied scouting party comes across the carnage left by the sisters and finds the captured Warmaster still alive and more securely bound who says;

"Kill me quick before the two drunk ones wake up."

The closest Unsullied asks;

"Who wakes up?"

The Captured Warmaster says;

"The two insane women who killed twelve hundred Imperial Guards. Right now, they are passed out from drinking something called Shadow Cat Whiskey."

One of the Unsullied looks into what is left of the building to see Elaina and Amyelia covered in blood and pieces of human flesh and asks;

"Why is that one holding a mirror?"

The Captured Warmaster says;

"She's insane; she keeps looking at the mirror, calling herself Cindy and then torturing me asking where Cindy is. She won't believe me when I say she's standing in front of me."

Then Eeina walks out from around the building and says;

"You're not trying to kill him or my Loser sisters, so I guess we are friends. (When one of the Unsullied is about to step on the last of Larry and Gladdis eggs, she shouts) Don't move; that's the last of Larry and Gladdis's unborn children you are about to murder."

As the Unsullied who was about to step on the egg the captured Warmaster says;

"She's the worst of them; she talks to lizards; please kill me."

As Eeina gently picks up the egg, the Unsullied closest to him says;

"These women killed almost fifteen-hundred Imperial Guards and by the look of the two in there, with their hands. If they want you to stay alive, you're staying alive."

Page 31 | 31

Copyright – The people who can financially ruin me. Who own the rights to Game of Thrones, and everything related to it. Please don't sue me I don't have any money.

December 8, 2021