Fourteen months after the Battle of Hogwarts, an overheard, off-the-cuff comment turns Harry's life upside-down. Goodbye Auror training, hello Chudley Cannons! And witches ... lots of witches (but no harem). Heaps of dialogue and world-building, and OCs galore. Warning: Many tropes were harmed in the writing of this fic, and Cursed Child never happened. NO MORTAL PERIL.
Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 138 - Words: 1,209,693 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 27m - Published: 12/14/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Kreacher