Team RWBY's Commentary of The Avengers (1998) (Part 2)
"Well, let's see if Sean Connery, one of the reigning kings of cool and the best Bond of all time, can spice things up a bit. He plays an ex-agent named Doctor August De Wynter, and the Avengers, which the four of us just realized are never called the Avengers in this movie...nor are they ever avenging anything, have a feeling his obsession with the weather might have something do with the case.", Ruby began the second part of the review, as they watch the excerpt of August telling Emma as they walk through a greenhouse about the types of stormy weather before telling her that he discovered that nothing beats a good lashing, "GOOOODDDD! Even Sean Connery, in all his coolness, can't save this snorefest! On top of that, he's not even that smooth. He comes across as sort of an awkward old man. No offense.", as they saw more snippets of August's lines in the movie, with one example of him telling Emma that one should never fear being wet, "I bet he'd be like, 'Don't worry. I have a dozen other Roger Moore pick-up lines.'"
Yang synopsized, "But Mr. Steed comes across an unusual sight: a sudden snowstorm, accompanied by Mrs. Peel and her Queen of Narnia cosplay.", as they saw John encounter a henchwomen disguised as Emma who shoots him, before he woke up later on to see Emma healing him, "He then wakes up finding Mrs. Peel attending to his wounds. Does this freak him out at all? Naaahh!", watching the scene where John talked to Emma as he thought she shot him in which she denied, with Steed also noting his Trubshaw waistcoat was bulletproof, "Boy, it'd be really cool if maybe they showed us this vest! Either being tested out or explained like any other good spy flick, but hell with that ass! We got more bantering to do!"
"So they go to a secret underground company called Wonderland Weather, where they-", Blake continued before she and her other three teammates saw a board meeting in the film with Sean Connery's character August and everyone else in the room wearing multicolored teddy bear costumes, "...the FUCK?!", clearing it out as she and her teammates said in unison with shocked expressions, "And we do mean, The FUCK?! When did this turn into The Grateful Dead's Teddy Bear Picnic?! We're sorry, movie! We're very sorry! You can't do that! You can't do that! You can't have nothing but bland characters, bland dialogue and bland visuals throughout the entire film, and then…suddenly throw this shit at us!", as August removed the headpiece of his bear costume when instructing his board members that they know him and he knows them yet they can't know one another.
Weiss confused and deciphered, "I guess the idea's supposed to be that they're all in disguise because they're such big names, but…really? This was the best you could come up with? What happened to just a paper bag over the face or, hell, even a secure video conference? This just...doesn't...seem...like...the first...logical...conclusion...to come to!", while August in the film reassured the rest of his board members that a salary of one million dollars would await them, "And I bet August would say, 'It's occurred to me while saying these lines, that this might be a little ridiculous.'", sighing saddenly, "And then again, no offense... May the gods rest him in peace."
"So the Avengers work their way behind the scenes and, in keeping in character, aren't the least bit weirded out that there's a bunch of fucking bears walking around!", the leader of team RWBY said while the following excerpt showed John rode down an elevator as August in his teddy bear suit took the other upward, "I wonder if August went like, 'My God! I must alert Andy Panda and Winnie the Pooh immediately!'", but not before the next scene has Emma approaching and waiting for the elevator just when one of the board members in the teddy bear suit ambushed her and was fighting her; this causes team RWBY to imagine the Adventures of the Gummi Bears theme song as they then saw Emma punch the teddy bear suit headpiece off the enemy as it seemed to be a clone of her.
The elder sister of Ruby Rose thought, "Well, looks like somebody's having a bad bear day!", as she, her sister Ruby and her teammates Blake and Weiss saw Steed arriving to see Peel fighting her agent clone just before the latter escaped by jumping off the building, "Movie, will you just...look at yourself? That was Uma Thurman in a bear suit jumping off a building. Please tell me somebody at one point finally said, 'Hey! This might...MIGHT BE REALLY FUCKING STUPID!'", continuing, "So Steed now believes there are two Emma Peels, which makes the bad guys send out their real serious weapons now!", right when a swarm of large mechanical bees pursue the Avengers' car, "Or they just battle this dumb shit.", all while the mechanical bees start firing lasers with their stingers.
"Look out! They come directly from Dr. Wily's!", sarcastically referenced the Faunus girl as she thought of Mega Man 2 sounds and music playing over the chase sequence, "But luckily, another agent named Alice is there to help them out. Let us guess, her shtick is she's really polite.", watching Alice tell Steed and Peel to hit the deck as she shot down August's agents, before Blake summarized after she and the other three were surprised by the earlier scene, "So they go back to Sean Connery's house where he has a devious plan for them both. He fights off Mr. Steed, just so he can let him go and run away after capturing Emma Peel, just so he can let her go and run away."
The Schnee heiress then said, "We'd say that none of this makes any goddamn sense, but then again, he was working for the Ministry where the parents aren't even given the right gender, so we're used to none of this adding up! This calls for more banter!", with another conversation happening between John and Emma in the movie as it was hard to follow, "Okay, we're just gonna sum up how every conversation in this movie goes. They're like, 'I'm gonna start saying something clever, while you...', '...finish your sentence.' 'Witty retort...' '...topped by me.' 'Winking smile.' 'Returned.' How hard can this be?"
"So they take Mrs. Peel away, when Steed realizes he needs help from another secret agent.", the red-black-haired huntress said when said scene happened when Father arrived and informs the two Avenger agents that Emma is under arrest; the next scene has John coming to the Ministry where he meets an invisible man having tea, "Okay, even for a movie that had mechanical bees, grannies with guns and ninja teddy bears, this is pretty silly.", giggling with her elder sister and teammates as the invisible man introduced himself as Invisible Jones during this scene, "Yes, because Lord knows AN INVISIBLE MAN WOULDN'T BE USEFUL FOR ANY IN-DEPTH SPY WORK, WOULD HE? Throw him in the archives for a five-minute cameo!"
The blonde huntress notified, "It's good actually. It's possible he may or may not be of good use, but that depends."
To be concluded...