Author Note: Wow, it's been a while!
Thank you for everyone still following this 😓 I've been stuck on the fluff for this story and finally something came out!
Let's enjoy this while we can...? 😆
Hope you enjoy this one!
Three and a Half Months Pregnant
The past few weeks found Naruto and Sasuke busy beyond belief. Naruto had assignments he needed to grade and essays to write himself, while Sasuke had been busy with a sudden influx of responsibilities due to Obito planning the upcoming ceremony with Rin. Thankfully Obito's mother was still in the dark, or there wouldn't be a ceremony since Obito would be very much dead. They hadn't had a chance to spend a lot of time together, but Sasuke was hoping everything would be back to normal after the event.
He pulled into his house, noticing a few cars in the front. They had quite a bit of company visiting. When he got inside he could hear the obnoxious laughter of Shisui vibrating through the hall. Naruto was on the emerald couch next to Gaara while Itachi and Shisui wrestled on the floor.
"What the hell is going on?" Sasuke drawled as he hung up his jacket.
Naruto perked up and automatically raised his arms, "Sas!" He strolled forward and pressed a welcoming kiss on the blonde's lips and a gentle rub on his stomach that left him giddy. Because their baby was in there.
Itachi blew his messy long hair out of his face and frowned, "I don't get a hello?"
Shisui shoved him to the side, "I should get one first!"
"I'm his brother. You're just the annoying cousin." Itachi tsked in annoyance.
Shisui gasped in mock hurt, "How dare you!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes and let them continue bickering, "Hey Gaara."
"Hey." Gaara gave him a small welcoming smile.
He looked around the messy living room, "What the hell happened here?"
"Itachi goaded Shisui, telling him he was stronger," Gaara smirked, clearly enjoying their wrestling.
"Of course." He pinched his nose in annoyance, "You two better clean this shit up."
"Yeah yeah." Shisui waved him off right before Itachi put him on a chokehold. Shisui started flailing around, trying to get away. Sasuke searched the room for Tomato and Noodle and found them hidden in their cat beds, watching everything.
Naruto got up and stroked Sasuke's arm, "Are you hungry? I saved you a plate."
Sasuke nodded, "Yeah but I can get it don't worry about me."
The omega huffed, "As if I'd listen to you." He grabbed Sasuke's hand and led him to the kitchen to heat up his food. Gaara continued fondly watching as Shisui got the upper hand and pinned Itachi down. He had to admit it was pretty hot watching his boyfriend winning.
Naruto placed his cheek on his fist, "How was your day?"
"Annoying."
"What happened?" Naruto frowned in worry and handed Sasuke the soup and some bread.
"That Hinata girl is getting on my nerves. She's incompetent and rude to Ino."
Naruto scowled, "Really? I should text her."
"Yeah, I think she'd like that."
He pulled out his phone and shot Ino a quick text.
Sasuke told me Hinata has been rude to you.
Ino replied almost instantly, Yess babe. She's always comparing outfits and trying to make me feel poor! :(
Wtf! I'm so sorry. You don't deserve that :(
Thanks babe :)
"Wow, she really is rude." Naruto showed Sasuke the messages.
"Obito is too nice and tries to give everyone a chance. Guess he dropped the ball on this one." Sasuke took a couple of sips of his tomato soup. "She probably won't be there much longer."
Naruto nodded, "Yeah, it's understandable."
"How are your classes?"
"Great! All my students are really liking the content and interact in discussions so it's a nice change."
Sasuke's gazed at Naruto in pride, "That's because you're a great professor."
Naruto's lips curled into a teasing smirk, "Oh really?" He waggled his eyebrows, "Tell me more student."
He licked his lips, "Later, when we're alone."
His scent must have seeped out because he heard an EW! coming from the living room.
Sasuke rolled his eyes in annoyance, "How much longer are they staying?"
"They've been here for a while. I'm sure Gaara is ready to drag Shisui away. Apparently, they've been insatiable and going at it nonstop."
He crinkled his nose, "No. I don't need that image."
Naruto laughed, "Okay okay. I doubt they'll be here longer anyway."
Half an hour later Gaara had had enough of watching Shisui and Itachi wrestle, grabbing the man's hand and whispering in his ear. "We should go."
"Oh yeah. I can drop you off at – ", Gaara groaned internally at Shisui's obliviousness.
"Not home." He emphasized.
Shisui's mouth dropped, "Oh! Yeah." He pulled Gaara closer, "We should go."
"Is everyone in this house horny?" Itachi asked in disgust.
Shisui hugged Gaara and placed his chin on his head, "Okay but you and Deidara fuck alllll the time so you can't talk."
"Oh fuck! Deidara is probably worried – oh. No phone calls or texts." His eyes narrowed.
"He's probably enjoying his free time away from you. The kids are with your parents."
Itachi looked at them in horror, "That little sly – "
"Let him have his alone time. You're too annoying to deal with all the time." Sasuke spoke from the couch where Naruto was curled up against him fast asleep.
"I'm not." Itachi pointedly looked at the blonde, "Naruto is probably tired of you too. He's asleep."
"Because he's carrying their child." Gaara raised an eyebrow. Itachi couldn't argue with that. He felt like Deidara slept for the first 4 months for both pregnancies between nausea and crankiness.
"Thank you, Gaara. Sometimes Itachi lacks common sense." Sasuke smirked.
"I'm leaving." He flicked them all the middle finger and left. Gaara kissed Naruto's forehead and the couple left right after.
Sasuke nudged Naruto, trying to wake him up but the blonde didn't even budge. He smiled to himself as he took in Naruto's blonde hair cascading down his face. It was getting really long and it made him look so damn beautiful. He looked so serene and he didn't really want to wake him. He picked him up bridal style and tucked him into bed, Noodle and Tomato following after them so they could sleep in their little cat bed next to their bed.
Sasuke couldn't even be disappointed that there would be no sex. The fact that Naruto was growing their baby inside his stomach was more than enough for him.
Obito and Rin's wedding was simple yet scandalous. The Uchiha were a rowdy bunch and a wedding ceremony seemed to bring out the chaotic in everyone. They were currently at the reception, and everyone was getting drunk as fuck.
Obito almost got away with getting married without his mom noticing. So close.
Izuna had blurted it out, too drunk on sake to even care about he'd signed Obito's death certificate.
Obito's mother, Yui, was a dainty woman with long flowing hair. She'd worn a beautiful teal gown, high heels, and beautiful jewels. Naruto was shocked that a dainty woman like her was dragging Obito with tremendous strength. Obito was panicking, terrified of his mother's vicious glare. Not even Shisui was making jokes, the man was hiding behind a pillar, terrified of being the next victim.
"How could you not tell me?" Yui hissed as she scuffed Obito's head.
"We were drunk and – "
She narrowed her dark eyes, "Do you really want to finish that sentence?"
Obito's shoulders sagged, "No ma'am."
"That's what I thought." She crossed her arms and chewed him out.
After 15 minutes of Yui's rampage, Fugaku decided to intervene. As much as he loved seeing Obito get scolded, it was his wedding. He had already had a couple of whiskey's, his tie hanging loose around his neck. He squeezed Mikoto's thigh, whispering that he'd be back.
He got in between Yui and Obito, "The boy is an idiot Yui."
Thanks, Uncle
She hissed at Fugaku, "Did you know about this?"
Fugaku shrugged, "Yes, I told him he needed to make it right." Madara joined in on their conversation, watching in amusement the entire situation.
Yui feigned hurt, "Betrayed by my own family – ." She pretended to wipe some tears off her eyes.
"As if you didn't do things that gave me a headache." Madara scoffed behind his glass of scotch.
Yui blushed and Obito raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "Like what?"
Madara chugged the rest of his drink and placed it on a table, "She ran away with your father for a week to the beach, not even leaving me a note."
"Madara!" Yui hissed, "He didn't have to know that!"
Madara shrugged, "I'm just saying, give the boy a break. He's in love and married now. He's Rin's headache now."
Yui sighed, "You're right." She gave Obito one final smack upside the head then walked off, searching for Obito's dad.
"Wow, that went way better than I thought." Obito gaped.
"Do you really want to push your luck?" Madara raised an eyebrow.
"Nope!" Obito turned and ran off, looking for Rin.
Madara searched the room for Hashirama, his companion for the night. The man was a beaming light that Madara couldn't look away from. He found him at a table with Tsunade, playing cards. Tsunade had a load of gambling games in her purse and was always ready to play games. He took a seat next to Hashirama.
"Are you winning?" He couldn't help but check out Hashirama. He had a few buttons loose and he could see the muscular chest of the man.
"Will you please stop checking him out?" Tsunade slurred. The audacity of this man.
Years of composure should've made Madara unable to blush but he had so many drinks in him he couldn't hold it back. "I was not."
Jiraiya snorted, "Let the man pine in silence."
Hashirama turned to look at Madara in surprise, "You're pining over me."
Madara was about to deny it but the goofy smile on Hashirama's face made the words die in his mouth.
"Silence. How unlike you." Tsunade drawled and she lost yet another game.
"Do you ever shut up?" Madara scowled.
This set another round of arguments between them as Hashirama looked on fondly.
Naruto felt Sasuke wrap his arms around his waist and place his head on his shoulder, "How are you feeling?" Naruto looked gorgeous, as always, but he was practically glowing. Pregnancy suited him so well.
Naruto turned his head and kissed Sasuke's cheek, "I'm good. You?"
"A little tipsy. Itachi kept trying to give me drinks. Actually, everyone has."
Naruto grinned and waggled his eyebrows, "Spending some lovely brotherly time?"
Sasuke scoffed, "Yeah sure." He placed his hand on Naruto's stomach. "How is our bean?"
Naruto looked down at Sasuke's hand gently caressing his stomach, "Perfect. I can't wait to start feeling them flutter around."
Sasuke hugged him a little tighter, "And kicking you awake all night?"
"Even then."
"Deidara peed himself multiple times."
"Then you better be there with a change of clothes." Naruto grinned.
"No diapers?" Sasuke teased.
Naruto squawked, "No! I will not wear diapers unless it's extremely necessary."
Sasuke smiled into Naruto's warm neck, "Okay no diapers for you."
Naruto turned around and wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck, "Are you having a good time?" The lighting made Naruto's sapphire eyes glowed and Sasuke felt himself falling in love all over again.
"It's the same old Uchiha shit."
"I love Uchiha family shit."
He spoke against Naruto's lips, "You better, you're an Uchiha now."
"Oh am I? Hmm…"
Sasuke leaned down and sniffed Naruto's mating bite, "You smell like one too."
Naruto blushed, "You know it's sensitive there!"
Sasuke ran his nose over Naruto's bite, starting to feel a warm wave of arousal spread through his body. "Maybe we should go home, and you can show me all your other sensitive spots."
"As if you don't know them all."
He could smell Naruto's arousal flaring as he continued to tease the bite, "Or we can get a room here. I'll even book you a professional massage tomorrow."
"Damn, you really are driving a hard bargain." Naruto tried to speak normally but it still came out as a gentle pant.
"Let's go then." Sasuke instantly pulled him to the exit, ready to fucking leave.
The Fam Fam
Da bomb changed The Fam Fam to The Fam Fam is drunk as fuck~
Tobi: im maried bhtiched! ヽ(・・)ﾉ
Curly: cant believe someone married his bitchass
Kyutie: Believe it! Congratulations(* ^ ω ^)
Hottie: The wedding was fun! Minato and I danced so much~ and then… ;)
Boss Mom: that's so cute! Fugaku and I definitely had fun in the bathroom ;)
Ducky: NO WHY NO STOP
Tobi: whoop we al g0t laid (*^^*)
Cutie Pattootie: That's fucking gross. You know if he wasn't drunk, he'd be equally as grossed out
Da bomb: it's glorious (*^‿^*)
Lady Luck: The fuck you mean we? Where is Madara and Hashirama?!
Tobi: ooooo she don know (;;;*_*)
Lady Luck: don't know what?
Curly: uhhhh (ᓀᓀ)
Tobi: who wunts 2 tell her (x_x)
Mad. Bro: Madara and Hashirama got sexy
Lady Luck: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE!
Curly: gotta blast C= C= C= C= C=(;・ω・)
Tobi: g2g (－.－)...zzz
Lady Luck: HELLO?
Lady Luck: I will find you and kill you, you fucking Boomer Lightweight Madara
Da bomb: you know what a Boomer is? (O_O;)
Mad. Bro: What is a Boomer?
Ducky: It's you and Madara
Mad. Bro: That sounds like a compliment. Yes, we are Boomers
Da bomb: lmaooo
Cutie Pattootie: Come back Dei, I'm waiting in bed
Ducky: Is this really necessary? Can we not keep these private things out of here?
Sandy: ^^ Agreed.
Curly: Garra and I are cuddling~
Ducky: You're all so annoying
Kyutie: Be nice Sas :(
Ducky: Okay love. Sorry.
Tobi: hahahahaha whpped
Ducky: Fuck you