AN:I own nothing

Chapter 1-I could always just lie

-Kim-

I didn't know what happened but somehow I ended up somewhere. I say somewhere because I could see anything, like at all. I couldn't feel anything either, not my arms or legs, my heart beat either. Not that I minded, I wasn't suicidal or anything but I also couldn't say I had any attachments to living either.

Oh the melodrama

It brings a tear to my eye

But let's be serious

Did you really have a heart anyway mate

What?!

Hahahahahahahuuuh

Your panic is rather entertaining

But I'm kidding

There isn't a melodramatic bon in your body

Infant I would say your probably too blunt

That's exactly the reason I chose you though

What are you even talking about? And who are you anyway?

I am a bit of an actor

Fancy and flowery words

And straight up lying and twisting of the truth

I'm a big fan honestly

That's not what I'm talking about, I just….wait, how are you responding to my inner monologue?

Hahahahahahahuuuh

You just noticed that now

Well anyway

How else am I supposed to talk to you

It's not like you have a body to answer me with

I don't have a body!? What happened? Why don't I have a body?

Congratulations you have died babe

You've been Isekai'd

You had an unfortunate meeting with good ol' Truck-kun

Hahahahahahahuuuh

What!? I was hit by a truck!? Am I in a coma!? Is this a coma dream!?

What no

I just told you that you died

Where you not listening at all

And you weren't hit by a truck either

That was just an example

That wasn't how you died

I can't be dead, I'm talking to you.

Oh ok we're really doing this

You can't talk to people in a coma either you moron

And just to clear

You were stabbed by a mugger

No glorious end for you

You died bleeding out on the street

Why are you so against dieing now anyway

Just earlier you were talking about you ass being suicidal or something

Asshole! Now who isn't listening, I'll kick your ass!

You'll find that pretty hard without a body

Grrrrrr, what do you want anyway?

Finally back on subject

You sure know how to derail a perfectly reasonable conversation

Well anyway

Congratulations I'm about to bring you back to life

Bullshit! Why would you bring me back to life?

For many reasons

But the most important on is I was rather bored Kimberly Mock

Even with how wide and varied the infinite realities end up being humans always end up the exact same

And like I said earlier I chose you because you're blunt as hell babe

You see you and I are very similar in one specific way

We hate humans and we hate being human as well

Or I guess I hated being human

Solved that problem around eighty years ago myself

…. you're not human anymore?

Got you attention now

And you know what

I'm feeling rather generous right now

When I bring you back I'll bring you back as something other than a human

What's that "think you disembodied voice, I'm ever so grateful"

Yep yep That's my offer to you

I'll make you something other than human and bring you back to life

Not that you're currently human being a mother fucking ghost and all

There has to be a catch, you not gonna bring me back as a fucking sponge or something are you?

Look as entertaining as it would be to bring you back as a sentient Sponge I'm not looking for an episode of SpongeBob

I am personally looking for something to entertain myself

Being an anomaly I have a lot of restrictions on how I can operate

And you were squatting in my home anyway

You might as well start paying rent

What the hell are you talking about?

Is there an echo in here

I'm pretty sure you asked that question about three times now

Ok listen I'm only gonna explain this once

I am the boss of an organization called Luin

Luin is also the name of our home base

So it turns out that home base is Limbo

When someone dies they enter Limbo and are then transported to their respective worlds afterlife

There are two ways someone ends up staying in Limbo

The first is if that individual isn't welcomed into an afterlife

The other is if their world doesn't have an afterlife

You got that

Wait, doesn't that make you the squatter?

Oh please

At least we actually use the place

You guys were just taking up space

Well excuse me, I don't remember being in that place at all! You've got the wrong girl.

No one remembers being in Limbo

It's fucking Limbo

You're supposed to spend eternity in a world so boring the eternity blends together

If everyone was conscious they'd go insane from the mediocrity

Can't be boring if everyone is insane

I guess that makes sense, but how long have I been here then?

No clue

I can only see your memory from when you were alive

But enough of this pity party

I need to bring you back to life

So congratulations

you are the multiverse's newest gamer

I wasn't exactly a gamer when I was alive, what's that even mean? And furthermore what's that statement about seeing my memory's? That's kinda really suspect if you ask me.

Don't worry about it

If anyone besides Luin got into Limbo they'd be able to see the dead's memories as well

But seriously stop changing the subject

I may have been polite up till now

But honestly I'm not giving you a choice but to be revived

And I'm getting tired of all the tangents you brought forth from me

Let's hurry up give you this gamer ability

You're honestly getting off light

I myself was dropped into the proverbial deep end

But have no fear

I'll be in your head every step of the way

At least until I get bored and make an A.I. to do it instead

And honestly your game is much more cohesive than my defective version

So you don't want to be human

I can work with that

How do you feel about pirates

...what the hell are you talking about!?

Well I need to know where to put you

Put me?

What you didn't think I was putting you back on your own earth did you

Too boring

So pirates

Umm well I can't say I dislike the idea of pirates. Wait…I'd probably be hunted if I did that.

So a relatively peaceful world

Got it

But nothing too harmless either for my own entertainment

How do you feel about Harry Potter

Those movies about magic?

…

You haven't read the books

You know what

Fuck letting you choose

You're going to Harry Potter

Hey! You can't choose that for me!

Hmmmm

I seem to recall no one choosing where they're born

Fuck you! You can't decide that for me!

So rebellious

I seem to remember that I'm bringing you back from the dead

You ungrateful little girl

So anyway

Hmmmm

How do you feel about being a cat girl

Fuck that! I'm not gonna be some fat fuck's fetish material!

Then don't be

I'm a very strong believer in someone grasping freedom from whatever they're circumstances are

It's not like I'm gonna be controlling every aspect of you life

…. whatever.

Good

We've seemed to have reached an agreement

So cat girl

There are so many to choose from

You would need to be able to hid amongst humanity

So that leaves Nekomata and Khajiit off the list

And not many of your alternate selves have red hair so that leaves out Fanalis

Wait, why does it matter if my alternate selves have red hair? And why does the red hair matter anyway?

Hmmmm

Oh right

You're not a huge nerd like me

All Fanalis have red hair

And the reason it matters is the way in reviving you is be replacing an alternate version of you

Oh ok. I guess that makes sense.

Not even caring that you're essentially stealing this other you's life

How cold hearted

Hahahahahahahuuuh

Why should I care about someone who's basically a stranger, Fuck them.

Oh this is gonna be great

Well anyway

I guess a Faunus could work

Kinda boring though

Ooh

What about a Nekoshou

Nekoshou are basically super versions of Nekomata

However Nekoshou have the ability to take human form

I like this idea

And it's relatively fun for me too

Level-1

Race-Nekoshou

Senjutsu-rank C

Youjutsu-rank C

What? Hey, stop making choices for me asshole!

It's fine it's fine

Honestly you should be thanking me

I just jump-started your power by a shit ton

Ok another question

Since you are going to Harry Potter you class is obviously gonna be magic based

Any preferences

You're just giving me that half-assed question!? What types of magic are there?

No thinking

Just give me an answer

As much as I have the ability to wait for you

I don't want to have to sit through you thinking all day

Answer right now

Off the top of your head

Fucking ass! I don't know! Just fucking randomize it or something.

What seriously

There's like thirty of these

Well ok

Let's see

Class-Charmcaster

Charms-D

Strength-C

Magic capacity-B

Instinct-D

Endurance-E

Speed-E

Dexterity-F

Intelligence-F

Wisdom-F

Charisma-D

Luck-E

Holy shit, what's all this?

The combination of your class and race determine you starting stats

But seriously enough questions

We'll have time for that once we enter

Can I assume you want to stay a girl

Fuck, I don't care. Honestly I'd prefer to stay a girl, but it wouldn't really matter if I ended up a guy.

You being a girl is easier to find anyway

You'd be surprised how many realities is just some guy being a girl there

Much less the opposite strangely enough

Anyway

Just have to enter you name

And done

Right ok

See you in a few minutes

And I promise I'll start the game once you get there

Right.

Oh and one other thing

You should probably try to keep that filthy mouth of yours under check

Most eleven year olds don't spout as much shit as you do

ELEVEN?!?!?!

-Kim-

Kimberly

Kimberly

Wakey wakey

Without opening my eyes I answer the annoying voice in my head with a groaning voice "urrg, my head is killing me."

Well I did just stuff twenty six years of memories into an eleven year olds head

And at the same time erase said eleven year old from existence

And forcibly Change your race from a Human into a Nekoshou

And that's not even mentioning the entire game system I downloaded in there too that I am managing from my location

"Stop making sense." I groaned at the self proclaimed actor.

I am an actor

And you should really respond to me in you head

Don't want to seem like a crazy person

Not that they'd be wrong but still

"Am I alone?" I ask without opening my eyes.

yes

"Then fuck off." I growled

Huuuuuuuuh

Whatever

Talk how you want

But you should open your eyes

We do have things to talk about

I made sure to purposely groan extra loud as I push myself up and slowly open my eyes only to come face to face with a large window with large plain bulky purple curtains covering it "where am I?"

You're in Kimberly Mock's room

Specifically the Kimberly Mock whose body you are currently inhabiting

"I didn't realize that I would be in a house. Are this girl's parents somewhere in this house?" I ask the asshole in my head.

I would assume so

Hey there's an electronic clock on the table next to you

What time is it

Shifting my eyes, I found a simple wooden dresser with a small clock on it just like the actor told me."fiveish."

We got time then

Are you fully awake yet

"I guess. Hey, how did you know the clock was there but not the actual time?"

Well I can see the basics of where you are

And whatever you see

Other than that I can't see the tiny details

"Ok...wait, if this girl has parents won't they find it weird if I don't remember them?" I then pushed myself up out of bed and stood straight up.

That shouldn't be a problem

I just erased the girl's personality

Her memories should still be intact for you to use

Hmmm, let's see...ah there they are "she doesn't know her parents names, she must've been a spoiled brat."

Some conclusion you just jumped to

Well anyway

We got some tutorials to go through

And some cat features to hide before your new parents wake up

"Right, you made me into fetish material. Fuck you by the way." I snarked at the voice before I processed what he just said "wait, fuck. Wouldn't that be bad if those two see I have cat ears?"

And tail

And eyes

I think that's a vanity on the wall to your right

Go check it out

Tutorial part-1

Approach the vanity

What the hell? "So is that a quest or something?"

Yep yep

"Isn't there usually a reward for stuff like this?"

Usually sure

But I'm using a new and innovative reward system

Basically I'll give you better reward if I like how you accomplish the quest

Just shrugging I make my way towards the small mirror and am met with the sight of…..well me. In my reflection I see a young girl, still in the process of losing the round face common to young children, with long straight black hair that reaches down her back. She wore a loose pair of bright pink pajamas and if I had to guess I'd say she is on the taller end of girls her age. But of course those weren't the most striking part of her appearance, nor the part of her that immediately drew my eyes. Her eyes were the shade of yellow that catches the light just right to glow in the dark and on top of her head were the unmistakable sight of two large black cat ears and finally gently waving back and forth was a single long cat tail. "It had to be pink huh?"

What don't like the color

"I assume I probably liked it when I was a little girl, but by the time I was in high school I preferred darker colors like purple and blue." I explained to the…..wait "am I British now?"

Hahahahahahahuuuh

Seriously just noticed that now

How stupid are you

I had to mess with you language center a bit

You wouldn't want explain to your new parents why you suddenly have an American accent

Though to be fair it's probably at least partially responsible for that headache you woke up with

"I really hate you." I growl out.

But enough of that

Tutorial part-1

Approach the vanity

(Complete)

Tutorial part-2

Open the stat menu

"Really, how the hell do I do that? Your tutorials suck ass."

Now your just complaining for the sake of complaining

Why do you think I'm here

"Stop talking like you know me!" I snapped.

I'd quiet down

Don't want your new parents to wake up ahead of time

And I've been through you memory

Of course I know you

Anyway

To open the menu all you have to do is say 'open stats menu' out loud

It doesn't matter how loud you say it

You just need to speak it

Alright, calm down Kim. Don't want to wake Kimberly's parents before I get rid of these ears. He is right about that.

Thank you

Shut up ass! "Open stats menu."

Name-Kimberly Mock

Race-Nekoshou

Class-Charmcaster

Level-1

Strength-C

Magic capacity-B

Instinct-D

Endurance-E

Speed-E

Dexterity-F

Intelligence-F

Wisdom-F

Charisma-D

Luck-E

"I seem to remember having more stats." I pointed out "Charms and Sinjatsu and Yonjatsu."

Senjutsu and Youjutsu

And you do still have those

These are the stats that have to do with how you body works

Charms, Senjutsu and Youjutsu are all skills

You just have a natural affinity for them

"I see...so can you explain these stats in more detail, and the race and class too." Ask simply.

Yeah sure

No problem

Let's start with your race

as you can see I have kept my promise

You are no longer human

"Can you blame me, humans fucking suck."

Indeed

Anyway here

Nekoshou-a type of yokai and a more powerful version of a Nekomata. Nekoshou, like their Nekomata brothers and sisters, have natural talent in both Senjutsu and Youjutsu just to a greater degree, however Nekoshou also have an advanced but limited shape shifting ability that essentially allows them to completely hide themselves as human.

"That ability to hide themselves as human, is that the reason that you chose it?"

Partially

I also just thought it was funny

On a side note

While a large amount of magical beings can shape shift

Nekoshou is one of a few that can also hide their magical aura

The others are Succubi, Incubi, and Veela

As far as I can remember off the top of my head

"As interesting as that is, aren't we kinda on a time limit?" I hissed.

Right right

As I said before

Your starting stats were determined by your class and your race

Of course these stats can be raised

And the way this happens is by completely related quests and physical training related to the stat

This also applies to your skills that we'll cover later

"So like push ups and stuff? I can work with that."

Kinda

Your stats accurately determine your actual physical and mental abilities

So to upgrade them by training you'd have to do actual strenuous activity

"I see. And the actual class and my level thing?"

Your class and level are actually very closely related

Every time you level up you'll gain a technique/perk related to your class

And when you reach tenth level you'll get to pick another class

You'll From that point on gain a technique/perk from both of your classes related to their respective class

And then you'll get another class when you reach twentieth level

And so on and so forth forever

"And how do I 'level up'?" I ask making air quotes with my hands.

You level up when you reach the current EXP threshold

And the threshold doubles every time you level up

To reach level two you need 100EXP

And to reach level three you need 200EXP

So on and so forth forever

You gain EXP by killing enemies, completing quests, and making friends

And no I'm not kidding

You will gain EXP the more people care for you

"Making friends? And you made this?"

Tutorial part-2

Open the stat menu

(Complete)

Tutorial part-3

Open the skill menu

"Really?" I whined a bit.

You just said we're on a time limit

Stop complaining

"Then you stop ranting. We don't need any interesting facts anymore."

Whatever brat

Just say 'open skill menu'

"Tsk. Open skill menu."

Charms-D

Senjutsu-C

Youjutsu-C

"So what do these letter grades mean anyway?"

It pretty much is how good you are at something

If it's not on the list just assume it's an F rank

That's the worst of the worst you can be at something

C rank is pretty much when you start being above average at something

"That so? I can't help noticing that my intelligence and wisdom are ranked F."

You're the one who said it

"I…"

Tutorial part-3

Open the skill menu

(Complete)

Tutorial part-4

Open the perk menu

"Fuck you…" I grumbled under my breath.

Say 'open perk menu'

Urrrrg "I fucking hate you. Open perk menu."

No perks available

As you can see you currently have no perks

But this menu will be all your permanently active effects

"Doesn't matter right now if it does nothing. Not to mention I have a more important thing to worry about." I said while pointing at my cat ears.

Right right

Tutorial part-4

Open the perk menu

(Complete)

Tutorial part-5

Open the Technique menu

"Let me guess... open technique menu."

Nekoshou transformation

Ah perfect

This one should help our problem a bit

"What problem, the ears?"

Yes yes

Now listen carefully

"Don't worry I got this. Nekoshou transformation!" I said confidently...only for nothing to happen. "Hey what gives."

Most techniques don't have really any need for a verbal component

It need for you to be aware of the technique

And for you to desire it with your mind

"Alright so how do I…"

[Nekoshou transformation]

The effect was immediate. It was like the ears, the eyes, and the tail just stopped being a thing. No build up or anything, just gone to reveal my hazel eyes. "...that's how. I did it...wow."

What

"I don't know, it's like...being in a pool and all of a sudden all the water disappears."

Ah I see

It's your Senjutsu

Nekoshou have a natural talent for it

So when you transformed into human your ability sense aura stopped

"Is that how it works?"

Hell if I know

Never been a Nekoshou

I learned how to use Senjutsu the regular way

You just sorta popped in knowing it

At a future point you should try to differentiate those aura's

You know when we're not busy

Speaking of which

Tutorial part-5

Open the Technique menu

(Complete)

Tutorial part-6

Open the relationships menu

"Oh God, really." I complained.

Just do it brat

We don't have all day

"Grrrr, fine." I growled. "Open relationship menu."

…

"Nothing happened."

Relationships

Not relationship

"You cap locked it!?" I hissed

No

I created a code so it wouldn't pop up in average conversation

"That's not any better." I hissed again.

Quiet yourself brat

In case your missing the obvious

People make mistakes

So get over yourself

And hurry the hell up

Time limit hello

"Tsk. Open 'relationships' menu." I say in a sing-song voice.

Frederick Mock 25/100 (10EXP)

Margret Mock 25/100 (10EXP)

Elizabeth Timm 10/100

Carter Daniel 10/100

Douglas Marco 15/100

"Shouldn't this be blank like perks? I just got here."

You tell me

They're probably leftovers from the other you

I can guess that the top two are your parents

But your gonna have to fill me in on the rest

I only know your memories

Not this other you's

"Well let's see, hmmm. I think those next two are Kimberly's friends and Dougla seems to be her gym teacher."

…

So you gym teacher likes you more than your friends

…

…

And you don't have may memories enough to build that relationship

"That smug ass perverted bastard!!" I practically howled.

Hey hey

Quiet down

Tell you what

Here

Punishing the pervert

Find proof of Douglas Marco's crimes

Punish the smug ass appropriately

"I'm gonna obliterate that pervert." I growled.

Admittedly we could just be wrong

We are just jumping to conclusions

That's why that first requirement is there

And honestly we've spent enough time on something we could be wrong about

Tutorial part-6

Open the relationships menu

(Complete)

Tutorial part-7

Open the languages menu

"Languages?"

What

You want to for some reason only know Japanese

You know yokai are from Japan right

And even though I could just fix that easily enough

Language skills are really more trouble than they're worth

"Fine I got it." I groaned at the actor "open languages menu."

English

Japanese

"I know Japanese?"

Really don't listen at all

I just told you that you moron

"Hey! I just zone out when you drone on, asshole."

Tutorial part-7

Open the languages menu

(Complete)

Tutorial part-8

Open the quest menu

"Hey! Don't ignore me."

I don't have time for a vain brat who's been standing in front of a mirror for twenty minutes

Just do the fucking quest

"Smarmy asshole actor." I grumbled under my breath "open quest menu."

Tutorial part-8

Open the quest menu

Punishing the pervert

Find proof of Douglas Marco's crimes

Punish the smug ass appropriately

"How many grenades do you think it would take to blow up the prick's house?"

Holy shit

That's your plan A

"I don't see what the problem is." I reason while moving to sit on Kimberly's bed "the perverted shit stain has it coming."

Again you only list to half of what I say

We don't even know if our suspicions are correct

"What's that? I can't hear you over all these pervert murder plans I'm having."

What are you five

You know I'm the one that determines the rewards

If you don't do the first part you not getting them brat

Tutorial part-8

Open the quest menu

(Complete)

Tutorial part-9

Store something in the inventory

Open the inventory

Remove something from the inventory

"Multiple steps? Are we getting near the end?"

Just this one and one more

I mean honestly

Can you imagine having to do this on your own

You'd be lost like a baby chick

And by 'can you imagine'

I'm talking about me

Like I said

I was dropped into the fucking deep end

You're lucky you have me to walk you through this

You know because you're stupid

"What the hell are you talking about? That has nothing to do with anything you theater school dropout jackass."

Ooh

Kitty has claws

Perhaps you sharpen them before you get your ass handed to you

There are things in this world that make a fledgling Nekoshou look like….well, a kitten

Not to mention sealing magic, monster hunters, and anything I decide to drop on your head because you pissed me off

And I could go Saitama on all of them

"What the fuck is a Saitama?"

I fucking hate you

"The feeling's mutual." I growl.

Get to work

You've wasted an hour on this tutorial

Which In case you forgot

Is a tutorial

"Tsk, whatever. So how do I use this inventory thing?"

You just got to touch something

And then you have to want it in your inventory

You know those power was always within kinda things

"I'm pretty sure I haven't always had these powers. You gave them to me."

…

I wasn't sure how deep your stupid could go

But now I know

It's a bottomless pit of stupid

"What, afraid it'll infect you?"

Just do the quest moron

"Tsk, whatever." So I just touch something like this clock and…it's gone.

Basic digital clock added to inventory

"Alright, now I just open the inventory?"

You don't need to monologue about what you're doing

"I was asking a question asshole!" I hissed.

Don't ask questions you already know the answer to

"Tsk. Open inventory menu."

Basic digital clock

"And how do I take it out?"

Hold out your hand in front of you

And think of the item you want really hard

Doing exactly what the assholish voice said, the clock reappears in my hand. I then immediately put the clock back on the side table.

Tutorial part-9

Store something in the inventory

Open the inventory

Remove something from the inventory

(Complete)

Tutorial part-10

Open the defeats menu

"Defeats? What the hell is defeats? I haven't lost to anyone."

That just keeps track of all your fights

Honestly it doesn't do much for you

It's just there because by the time I learned it was needed I already wasn't keeping track

"...so it's here because you're spiteful?"

Yes yes

That's 100% true

"I mean alright. That's honestly the most reasonable thing you've said so far." I then heard a noise behind me beyond Kimberly's bedroom door, sorta like shuffling.

I told you we were on a time limit

Hurry up

"Tsk fine. Open defeats menu."

No defeats available

"That doesn't even make sense."

Start talking in your head moron

"Tsk." Fine, whatever. Complete the quest already.

Tutorial part-10

Open the defeats menu

(Complete)

40EXP, a beginner's guide to Chinese was added to the inventory

Chinese?

It was a random item

I thought you were picking out my rewards?

We I decided I wanted to give you an item

But I couldn't decide what item

So I randomly picked

And that ended up being a book about how to speak Chinese?

Yes yes

So anyway

Your parents seem to be up now

"Kimberly's parents." I tried to correct him only to be interrupted by a knock at Kimberly's door.

"Kimberly dear, are you awake?" A woman's voice gently called out from the other side.

I did warn you

Shut up! "Um yes." I tried to sound as close to the Kimberly from her memories as possible, however my short statement ended up sounding more than a little forced.

Hahahahahahahuuuh

Seriously

You have no acting skills whatsoever

"Please get dressed sweetie. We do have that shopping trip with professor McGonagall." Who I assume is Kimberly's mother suggested from beyond the door.

McGonagall? Isn't she…

Wouldn't it be boring as hell to be forced to wait to get to Hogwarts

I made sure to find a reality right before you head to school

Aren't you grateful

Didn't you want to avoid… "don't tell me you forgot." The stranger who's acting as my mother called out interrupting my thoughts.

My voice cracking, I answer as quickly as I could without sounding suspicious "o-of course I didn't forget. I'll be down soon."

"If you say so sweetie. Try to be quick, we need to leave by seven." After a few moments I could hear the telltale creaks of someone walking down stairs and after a few moments more I let out a sigh I didn't know I was holding.

You know she thought you were enjoying some private time

"Private time?"

She thought you were masturbating idiot

"Why would she think that!? Her daughter is eleven!" I hiss out even as I feel my face growing red.

Shut up moron

Your parents are awake now

We don't need them thinking you're crazy

"Tsk, asshat." So anyways, what I was trying to ask was didn't you want to avoid throwing me into the deep end?

What deep end

Harry Potter is probably one of the easiest worlds

And i put you this close to the deadline to save me some time

Sorry I'm kinda impatient

But enough of the boring exposition

You have to get dressed

Don't want to be late

Seriously, what are you even talking about anymore?

-Kim-

Digging through Kimberly's drawers I came to a not so shocking discovery. Pink. That was the only way to describe it, pink. Everything the brat owned was some shade of pink. Spare sheets, pink. Socks, pink. Shirts, skirts, and underwear, all pink.

And that wasn't even the worst of it. Kimberly was most certainly a girly girl and I most certainly was not. If the spoiled brat owned even one pair of pants this would be fine, but as I'm here complaining she most certainly does not.

I'm not sure what you're complaining about

From what I can tell

You were pretty girly as a kid too

Stop shifting through my memories!

I'm not

I already went through them earlier

Or don't you remember

I already told you that brat

You shouldn't have gone through them in the first place. What kinda creep goes through a young girl's memories?

Hello pot my name is kettle

You forced me into this body!

I'm sorry do you not like being alive again

That has nothing to do with anything.

Well whatever

Think what you want

So are you gonna stop watching or something? I need to get changed.

Hahahahahahahuuuh

You think you have anything I want to see

As a reminder

You're eleven

But fine

I stroke your fragile ego

See ya in a bit

And hurry the fuck up

...you actually gone?...finally.

With that nuisance gone for a few minutes I was finally able to accomplish something in a timely manner. After a few minutes I was able to find an outfit that was more bearable. Or at least less mind numbingly pink then the rest of this one track mind girl's usual attire, which surprising to no one is pink.

The outfit itself was actually rather plain in of itself other than the overwhelmingly nauseating shade of pink. Just a plain pink skirt and a basic pink t-shirt. I usually would wear a plain pair of jeans, but what can you do? And honestly I would usually never wear something so bright but I had to get over, nothing I can do really.

After I was dressed I was left with two choices. Either wait for that annoying ass voice or go down stairs and meet a stranger's parents. My choice was obvious. So I started walking to Kimberly's parents to face the music.

The first thing I noticed was the smell, someone was frying eggs. I couldn't really tell if the stranger's mother was a good cook, but the portions seemed to be that of an average English breakfast. That being large.

I moved to sit at what I would assume is the kitchen table and turned to look at the stranger women. The woman was immediately distinct as it was entirely obvious she wasn't British.

Japanese if I had to guess

Oh your back.

I did say a few minutes

But why is this girl wasting time cooking

Didn't she just tell you that you had to meet McGonagall

What are you talking about, it's breakfast?

Oh right

The most important meal of the day

Bullshit

I skipped breakfast all the time and I was fine

Shut up and do something useful! So this woman, Kimberly's mother, why is she japanese?

No clue

You don't know?

I didn't pay attention to all the tiny details

Listen, you're going to Hogwarts in about a week

You're new parents are just background characters

Not important at all to the overall plot

But her name is Margaret? And she's Japanese? Things don't add up.

Everyone has names

That doesn't make you special

It only means something if you create the name yourself

And give it meaning

So her name's Margret

So what

I could come up with a dozen Probable reasons off the top of my head

And one of them is probably right

You don't get to decide what I want to know!

...

Huuuuuuuuh whatever

The pleasure of knowing

Discover your new family's secrets

Asshole. So what was it you were saying, you know about cooking?

Ah right

So you're supposed to be meeting with a teacher

Why is this girl cooking if you have an early schedule

It's not really that weird. Most people eat breakfast every day.

I don't

Waste of time

More important things to do

Tsk, I guess there's no harm in asking. "Won't we be late?" I try to ask as gently as an eleven year girly girl would, or at least how I assume one would.

The woman then briefly turns towards me just to say "now I know you're excited, but there's always time for breakfast."

No accent? She has no accent?

She's probably just descended from Asia or something

Possibly... where's Kimberly's father?

He exists

And was here this morning

Don't know what happened after that

Don't care

"Here you go honey." Comments the false parent as she places a plate of sunny side up eggs in front of me.

I prefer scrambled

No one cares, shut up!

Can't

I still need you to do one more thing first

So do you remember me mentioning how you can do quest to upgrade your skills/stats

I call it an upgrade quest

Well anyway

I now need you to pick one

So hurry up and decide

I sit back in my seat as the fake mother slides a couple of slices of toast onto my plate as well. Well, you really can't mess up toast so I pick up a piece and tentatively take a bite. I should really be surprised, it's toast. Nothing special.

Hey

Are you paying attention to me stupid

You know it's rude to pretend like I'm not here

Did you say something? I kinda zoned out when you started talking.

Upgrade quest

You picking

Ringing any bells moron

Not really. So you just need me to pick a stat right? They were something, something, something, and something.

You weren't even paying attention then

You need to learn some manners idiot

Why don't you just upgrade smarts or something like that, you seem obsessed enough about it.

Upgrade quest-Intelligence E

Study for two hours (0/2)

Read a book for one hour (0/1)

Studying? Seriously, what a pain.

"Are you alright, you've barely eaten?" Asked the stranger women sitting across the table frome me.

"Oh yes, sorry I was lost in thought." I lied quickly, "just a little nervous."

"I guess that's not surprising, it's not everyday you learn magic is real." She responds with a faraway look.

I however ignore that and we spend the next ten minutes eating in silence. I make sure to finish the plate, but from the feel of the slight aching in my stomach it's obvious it was too much. But even still it's only polite to thank someone for the meal "thanks."

Margret Mock gained 1 affection because you thanked her for the first time (26/100)

What? For the first time? A quick search of Kimberly's memories showed that yes, that was indeed true. I mean when I told the actor earlier that she was a spoiled brat I was mostly joking, but it seems I was right. Tsk seriously, what's that asshole thinking putting me in this shitty mess.

Though it still seems Kimberly's mother isn't concerned about where we're supposed to be since she's over by the kitchen sink cleaning the plates we used. And then as if suddenly remembering something she calls out over her shoulder "go brush your teeth."

I personally had no reason to not do so, so I immediately made my way to the bathroom that I think I remember passing in the hallway.

-unnamed-

The everyday activities of an average girl were strange to say the least. Father however told me that it was important to watch this girl. When I asked why he told me he had two reasons.

As my father explained, the first reason was that I was young and I needed to discover myself. I personally don't really understand what that means, but father is father so he must have seen something I hadn't seen.

The second reason even someone as incomplete as myself could understand. He simply told me I would be helping the girl in the near future. Helping this girl, that must be the reason my father built me. To know your purpose and for one so young is truly a gift, one I don't intend to squander.

So I watched, watched as close as I could. And as I watched the girl I couldn't help but feel her actions were alien to me. Nothing she did made sense. Not when with a look of disgust she covered her body with the pink cloth, though father wears cloth as well. Nor when she shoveled the eggs into her mouth past the point of pain. And now she's rubbing a brush over her teeth? None of it made any sense.

I wouldn't want to bother him, but maybe I should ask father for a body of my own so I might make sense of these strange acts.