#751: Dewpider
Type: Water/Bug
Average Penis Length/Design: 1 inch, very thin
Dewpider can't breathe when out of the water, so it wears a bubble around its head that not only allows it to breathe but also protects its soft head. When attacked, Dewpider will smash its bubble-covered head into enemies.
When two Dewpider meet, they will display their water bubbles to each other, and the Dewpider with the smaller bubble will have to stand aside for the other one, and not surprisingly this also plays a role with the pecking order for mating. Dewpider that can blow the biggest water bubbles deserve all the mating rights they can get while other Dewpider have to settle for lesser mates.
Dewpider like to mate in the water as it allows them to breathe a lot easier, though some adventurous Dewpider may mate on land as long as they get back into the water the moment their water bubble bursts. Dewpider's genitals are tucked just in their abdomen, between their three legs and male Dewpider's penis is more like a sewing needle that jams into the female.
#752: Araquanid
Type: Water/Bug
Average Penis Length/Design: 6 inch, very thin, bubble balls
Araquanid feed on smaller Pokémon and will trap them in the water bubble that surrounds their head in order to drown them. Despite its appearance, Araquanid is a very kind and caring Pokémon and will often guard weak, vulnerable Pokémon with its life.
The pecking order for Araquanid is about he same for Dewpider, Araquanid that can blow the bigger bubbles are often given the rights to mate with whoever they please. If two Araquanid that can blow the same sized bubbles meet, then they will stand in shallow waters and headbutt each other until one's bubble pops. However, since Araquanid are also very kind, they will also give lesser mates a chance to feel good, even just for a little bit.
Araquanid will often dive deep into swamp lakes to mate as the murky water provides a good amount of privacy for these water spiders, and Araquanid's penis is longer but still as thin as Dewpider, which leads to a straight line for sperm to go through. Araquanid will make webs out of bubbles above the water to keep their eggs on until they hatch, then the babies will have to get into the water as soon as possible or they will suffocate.
#753: Fomantis
Type: Grass
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, barbed, green
Fomantis love sunlight and will often bathe in the sun, spreading its four leaves, and the tip of its head gives off a pleasant aroma that causes bug Pokémon like Cutiefly to gather around it. When night falls or when it gets cloudy, Fomantis will go off to find a safe place to hide and/or sleep.
To nobody's surprise, Fomantis also look for mates during days when the sun is shining down on the Alolan jungle or forest floor, and it is during the peak of summertime that many female Fomantis will start to release a scent that mixes with pheromones from their cervix and is able to attract just about any nearby male.
Fomantis will go into a hollowed out tree to mate as they'll still get the sunlight they love but will also get privacy. While Fomantis may have an array of beautiful colors and may seem pretty, mating is actually somewhat dangerous as male Fomantis's barbed penis is sharp as thorns and can do some serious damage to the female if the male is not careful.
#754: Lurantis
Type: Grass
Average Penis Length/Design: 10 inch, leaf shape, pink
For self-protection, Lurantis disguises itself as and pretends to be a bug Pokémon. Lurantis's arms have keen edged petals that can fire beams with enough force to slice through metal. As Lurantis slashes into its enemies, it appears to have an elegant dance to it, making it one of the most glamorous Grass type Pokémon.
In the peak of summertime, Lurantis will rub the petals on their arms on trees which sends out a sound, similar to that of a cricket only louder and more high-pitched, which can attract mates for miles. When a male Lurantis finds a mate it likes, it will then show off in a stunning dance that ends with it hanging from a tree branch from its arms.
Lurantis mating is actually quite dangerous, especially if you're a male Lurantis. If the female Lurantis happens to get bored while mating, then she will turn around and start to dine on the head of the male while he is still thrusting into her, so it's male Lurantis's job to make sure that the mating process is as exciting as possible for the female.
#755: Morelull
Type: Grass/Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: N/A
Morelull strive best in dark, damp places and are most active at night. It is during this time that Morelull will release glowing, flickering spores that can put anyone into a deep slumber. During the day, however, Morelull will sleep while sucking up nutrients through the sap of trees.
During mating season, female Morelull will send out spores that are laced with pheromones that can attract any male Morelull nearby, and if they get multiple males to come up to them, then the female Morelull will pick based on which can produce the most pungent spores. When two Morelull do declare their love for each other, they will do so by tapping their heads together and making them glow.
Morelull mate when the male Morelull releases spores that are laced with DNA that mixes with a female Morelull's spores, those spores then travel though the wind and any that touch fungi on the forest floor will become new Morelull.
#756: Shiinotic
Type: Grass/Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, mushroom shape
Forests where Shiinotic live are very treacherous, especially at night. Shiinotic can release spores that cause drowsiness and make its prey fall asleep, Shiinotic will then sap away the prey's vitality through its arms.
When Shiinotic finds a desirable mate, it will then spray that mate with spores that are laced with its own hormones in an attempt to entice the mate, the stronger and more potent the spores, the more likely Shiinotic will have a mate at the end of the day. Shiinotic can also entice mates by touching the tips of their arms and sharing their vitality.
Unlike Morelull, Shiinotic do have the option of sexual reproduction, in this case the male Shiinotic will shine its penis under the sunlight and the energy will make it grow and erect for the female Shiinotic. However, reproduction through spore merging is also and option for Shiinotic, especially if their mate happens to still be a Morelull.
#757: Salandit
Type: Fire/Poison
Average Penis Length/Design: 2 inch, hemipenises
Salandit call dry, craggy areas or volcanoes home, and emanate a sweet-smelling toxic gas by burning body fluids which attracts bug Pokémon which Salandit can snatch out of the air before it even realizes that Salandit is there.
For Salandit, females are rare but they also hold the highest rank in authority. Male Salandit give the females the best food in hopes that they don't turn on them, as female Salandit are far more aggressive and won't bat an eye to letting a male Salandit die, it is because of this malnutrition that male Salandit cannot evolve.
To make things even harder for male Salandit, the excess hormones in female Salandit that makes them more aggressive has made females sprout a pseudo penis that's more just an enlarged clitoris that functions much like a male Salandit's penis, it can even get erect, but with no external vagina, female Salandit are forced to mate and lay eggs through this clitoris.
Of course mating is required for the survival of their species, so once a year female Salandit allow the highest ranking male to mate with them, to do this the female Salandit will retract her pseudo penis into her sheath so the male Salandit can enter, and the male has seconds to pull out after ejaculation before the female releases poisonous gas that even Salandit can get affected by.
#758: Salazzle
Type: Fire/Poison
Average Vaginal Depth: 6 inches but also has a pseudo penis
If anyone thought that female Salandit were bad, Salazzle are even worse. Their poison gas is mixed with pheromones that attracts any nearby male Salandit which then serve under Salazzle, giving her all the food they can get their paws on. Any Salandit that fail to deliver will get a firm slap from Salazzle's flame palm.
Salazzle live by only a few rules, Salazzle gets fed first, then any female Salandit under their rule, and the males get whatever scraps and remains are leftover. Just like female Salandit, Salazzle have a split pseudo penis that they use to prevent any males from entering her until she and only she is willing, but only the very highest of high ranking male Salandit are allowed even close to Salazzle's lower region.
Right after the male Salandit orgasms, Salazzle will then shoot flames towards Salandit's way that Salandit has seconds to dodge and escape from. If two Salazzle find each other, then they will have their male Salandit fight it out to see who is the more deserving queen.
#759: Stufful
Type: Normal/Fighting
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, tapered
Stufful may look cuddly and cute, but it actually hates being touched let alone hugged, especially by a stranger. Just one touch can send Stufful into a fit of rage as it flails around with enough force to knock over a Hariyama.
The organ on Stufful's rear releases an odor that they use to talk to one another, and during mating season, male Stufful's odor will become muskier and even stronger as the scent makes female Stufful go wild. While Stufful don't normally like being touched, it does have a softer spot for mates as well as their own offspring, and will happily let a mate touch them as they please.
During mating, the organ on Stufful's rear will continue to release its odor without the Stufful even thinking, so Stufful mating can be quite smelly.
#760: Bewear
Type: Normal/Fighting
Average Penis Length/Design: 6 inch, tapered
Bewear may seem innocent and calm, but within lies an overwhelming amount of strength that makes Bewear a very dangerous Pokémon. Bewear may offer hugs to those that it cares about, but it does take many lives in this process as it snaps their spine in half.
Despite all of this immense strength, Bewear are some of the kindest mates one could ever hope for, they are always willing to share their food, give them protection and will gladly risk their lives to protect their mate. When looking for a mate, Bewear will rub its rear against trees, coating it in an odor that keeps away predators but attracts mate.
Now, other Bewear are able to handle the strength of their mate with little to no ill effect, but if Bewear mates with other Pokémon species, then they'll need to be warry, as Bewear do like to give their special hugs while mating, and this can very well lead to Bewear losing a mate quickly.
#761: Bounsweet
Type: Grass
Average Vaginal Depth: N/A
An incredibly sweet, delicate aroma wafts off of Bounsweet which attracts bird Pokémon and entices them to be plucked right from where they're standing, Toucannon will even swallow them whole, but Bounsweet aren't even intelligent enough to care. Bounsweet's sweat way too sweet for the human palate, but when diluted, it's quite tasty.
Since Bounsweet and it's evolutions are all-female, they need other Grass Type Pokémon like Morelull or Fomantis to mate with them to ensure the survival of their species. The way Bounsweet attracts mates is the very same way that attracts prey in that they waft a sweet smelling aroma, though for other Grass Type Pokémon, this scent makes them want to mate with Bounsweet and not eat them.
Bounsweet do not have an actual vagina, so what they do is, Bounsweet will release a peach-pit sized sac from their lower region which any male Grass Type Pokémon has minutes to fertilize through masturbation. Morelull are especially ideal mates since their spores can easily mix with Bounsweet's sac.
#762: Steenee
Type: Grass
Average Vaginal Depth: 4 inches
Steenee love to bounce around as they flip and flop their sepals around, but they do often smack others while doing this. Steenee's sepals are so tough that they can take on the pecking of bird Pokémon for hours and not get affected, so Steenee pay no mind to bird Pokémon being around them.
People and Other Pokémon are naturally attracted by Steenee's lively appearance and pleasant aroma, but finding a mate is actually a bit difficult as Steenee are all-female and their stunning dances can attract females as well as it can attract males, no matter the species. Steenee can mate with just about any other Grass Type Pokémon that take residence in Alola or otherwise, but it has a preference for other Pokémon known for elegance like Lurantis or Roserade.
Through evolution, Steenee do have an external vagina which allows them the option of sexual reproduction, but that doesn't mean this is their preferred way to mate as Steenee find the act to be not only messy but painful, and that can throw off their appearance. Steenee prefer to waft their sepals to send sweet-smelling spores that can get onto the semen of other Pokémon and get fertilized.
#763: Tsareena
Type: Grass
Average Vaginal Depth: 8 inches
A Pokémon known for it's beauty and well-shaped legs, Tsareena is often the mascot for beauty salons, but don't let this outward appearance fool you, as Tsareena's legs are powerful enough to knock over an award winning kick-boxer with one kick.
Tsareena like to spend most of their time training up their legs to maintain it's figure, but sometimes an attractive male Grass Type Pokémon will come by, catching Tsareena in it's training, and try it's own mating rituals on Tsareena, and if she likes them then she will accept their offer, if not then the next thing that Pokémon will see is Tsareena's foot in their face.
During mating, Tsareena will wrap their powerful legs around their mate to keep them close and also so their mate can get a whiff of their natural aroma to put them in a trance and put them under Tsareena's will. You gotta be really careful when mating with Tsareena, though, as if you go even just slightly too hard or fast too quickly, Tsareena will kick you right back to where you came from.
#764: Comfey
Type: Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: N/A
Comfey love to pick flowers that they'll place on their body, making them stick using body fluids that Comfey produces, Comfey will then waft the flowers all over the place and produce an aroma from the petals that have a healing effect. Any Comfey that don't have their flowers tend to feel uneasy.
Male Comfey are rare, so any males that come about often have to deal with a harem of females that all want them to mate with it, so that male Comfey will pick a mate based off of the variety in the flowers on their body. When two Comfey declare themselves as mates, they'll often dance around flower fields, mixing their aromas and making the smell almost overwhelming.
Comfey don't actually have a set of genitals, instead they mate by first finding a secluded spot where they'll touch the tips of their antenna where they place their flowers which causes the male Comfey to send a special dust into the port end of the female Comfey's antenna that mixes with her DNA and eventually produces a new Comfey. Comfey babies are always showered with flowers to give them options for as they grow.
#765: Oranguru
Type: Normal/Psychic
Average Penis Length/Design: 4 inch, tapered
Not a fan of physical battles, Oranguru will often find Pokémon of equal or higher intelligence, such as Slowking, and challenge them to a battle of wits and spends most of its time meditating in a special canopy in tree tops. Oranguru is thought to be smart enough to pick up Pokéballs and may throw them at Pokémon before giving them commands.
Oranguru isn't a very social Pokémon, which may explain why it's so rare, but it does understand that it needs to find a mate in order to keep it from going extinct. It looks down on lesser intelligent Pokémon, however, and prefers to mate with high intelligence Pokémon like other Oranguru, Slowking or even Alakazam.
Oranguru like to take their time with mating as they like to focus on the act and what they are doing, but aren't afraid to go faster in order to keep things going. Because they spend so much time focusing their mind, Oranguru's genitals have become quite small, but the act of mating is still quite fun for them.
#766: Passimian
Type: Fighting
Average Penis Length/Design: 11 inch, humanoid
Passimian form groups of about 20 individuals, and the different techniques they use when attacking are often taught by their eldest member, passed down from generation to generation. Passimian love to take hard berries and use them for attacking, but berries are also the main part of their diet.
Passimian are quite rare, so finding a mate in the form of other Passimian is quite a challenge, but fortunately they are capable of mating with any other Pokémon in their egg group that live nearby like Oranguru or Stufful. Passimian like to find as big of a berry as they can get their paws on to show that they are ready and willing to defend but also provide for their mate.
While Oranguru prefers a long, slow mating session, Passimian are quite the opposite. Male Passimian will go hard and fast out of the gate, thrusting with all of their might and showing their mate how much they mean to them. Female Passimian will sometimes rub their berry on their vagina before offering it to their mate so their mate can really get the taste of their juices.
#767: Wimpod
Type: Water/Bug
Average Penis Length/Design: 2 inch, tapered
Known as a very cowardly Pokémon, Wimpod will dash away from just about anyone, actual threat or not, at high speeds using its many legs and finding the nearest small hole to hide in. Wimpod also has a fascination for shiny objects and will hang around beaches to look for treasures, though this does give Wimpod some attraction from Murkrow or Alolan Meowth.
Cowardly they might be, Wimpod know that they do need to leave their den in order to find a mate, so in the dead of the night when most Pokémon are asleep, Wimpod will make it's move and see what it can find. When Wimpod finds a mate that it likes, it will go off to find the biggest, shiniest object it can carry, usually loose coins or shards of glass, and offer it to their mate.
Wimpod will scurry off to their den to mate as it's the safest place from other creatures. To mate, female Wimpod will raise their flat tail to give the male Wimpod access to her genitals, the male Wimpod will then carefully climb onto her back to get the mating process going. However, if the female Wimpod feels like the male is going too hard even for a split second, she will dash away and leave the male Wimpod to take care of himself.
#768: Golisopod
Type: Water/Bug
Average Penis Length/Design: 12 inch, armored
Using very powerful claws, Golisopod can cleave through water or even air and slash it in two, but Golisopod also spend most of their time meditating in deep ocean caves. Golisopod's shell is hard as diamond and it will do just about anything it takes to win a battle.
Golisopod are often accompanied by Wimpod and serve to protect them, sometimes their Wimpod is even their mate that it will care to until it evolves where they can properly mate, but when Golisopod simply can't wait that long, they'll entice a mate by clanging their arms together to make their shell produce a sound that is a form of mating signal to Golisopod.
When male Golisopod mate, they'll usually wrap their 4 smaller claws around the mate to keep them close, but will dig their larger claws into the ground for stability as Golisopod like to mate standing up.
#769: Sandygast
Type: Ground/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: N/A
If you build sand mounds in the Alola region, destroy them, because they could become possessed to form Sandygast. If someone places their hand into Sandygast's mouth, then it will take control of their mind and force that person to dig up more sand to make Sandygast bigger.
Apparently, these little sand mounds do have genders, likely it was the gender of whoever possessed Sandygast in the first place. When they find a mate they like, usually in the form of other Sandygast, Sandygast will take their shovel and tap it a few times with the other Sandygast's shovel handle to show that it is interested.
Sandygast don't breed through sexual reproduction, however, what they do is they'll look for a decent sized sand mound as well as a small sand shovel that they can put on top of its head, the two Sandygast will then open their mouths wide and say a chant that causes part of their spirit to go into that shovel and down into the sand mound to create new Sandygast.
#770: Palossand
Type: Ground/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: N/A
When it senses that something has wandered into its territory, be it a threat or not, Palossand will whip up a sandstorm near it where it will sweep in and suck up it's victim's vitality. Deep within Palossand's body lies many bones from the people and Pokémon whose vitality it has drained.
Palossand are created as more and more people that it possessed add on to its sand and builds it up until it takes on a sand castle form, but even a possessed sand castle needs a companion or mate from time to time. Since Palossand don't mate sexually, they can easily take either other Palossand or Sandygast as mates with ease, they look for a mate based on how powerful the spirit is that possesses them.
Just like with Sandygast, Palossand reproduce when it along with its mate takes part of its own spirit and lays it into a sand dune to be possessed, the difference is that Palossand's spirit and possessing ability is much stronger so it can get the job done in half the time.