MC: Hoo boy! did you guys ask for this!
Tikki: we did?
MC: indeed, and you know my policy, "Ask and you shall recive."
MC-Labs presents:
Team Miraculous vs. MC!
(i do not own Miraculous)
Fanfiction Universe, MC-Labs' Profile.
MC was in his study, a can of Coca-Cola by his desk as caffene helped with his writer's block, when there was a knock at his door.
"It's open!" MC replied.
The door knocked again.
"It's open!" MC called.
The door knocked again but louder.
Annoyed, MC walks to the door, "For the last F #%ING time, it is...WHAM!
It was all he could say before he was slammed with a giant turtle shell, sending him flying onto his wall!
Dazed and confused, he shook his head and looked at the culprit, it was Carapace, along with Ladybug. Cat Noir, Rena Rouge, and Queen Bee!
"Uhh...can i help you guys?" MC said, still unaware of what the hell was going on.
"Oh come on, dragon boy, you had to know this was comming, did you honestly think you could humiliate us and get away with it?" said Queen Bee.
"To be brutally honest, yes, i kinda did." MC replied with a smile.
"you made us go through all that crap, had Cat Noir killed and tortured, TWICE! had Kagami killed, TWICE! and made me out to be the bad guy at least 3 times!" Renna Rouge complained.
"Not to mention turned me into some violent delinquent or Akumatized monster!" said Ladybug, "am i not interesting enough as just me!"
"Do you really want an answer to that?" asked MC with his eyebrow raised, "Face it, you miraculous is the only special thing about you, take that away and well...you get the idea, and i'm not the only one who thinks so, why don't you go after them?"
"Because they didn't have milady torture me almost to death!" snarled Cat Noir
"Or had me Akumatized 3 times just to make me more interesting!" said Ladybug
Or made me look like a heartless jerk!" snapped Rena Rouge.
"So, did you come here to lodge a complaint?" MC asked.
"No, we're here to kick your ass for all the hell you put us through, why don't go pick on some other universe?" said Queen Bee.
"Well, fine by me, just don't think i'm just going to surrender without a fight, Art-Illery! Wereinette! Playtime!" MC called.
(AN: if you've read my Wereinette AU and Twisted Tales AU, you'll know who they are!)
"Akumatized versions of me...great." Ladybug said, a single bead of sweat ran down her cheek.
And so the entire day was spent fending off MC and his foul creations, and MC was winning...
Wereinette had her counterpart pinned to the ground, bearing her fangs, "Wow girl, do you even lift? i can't beleve i'm an alternate version of you!"
Luckly, Art-illery had already been beaten, putting MC on the defensive.
But MC didn't become a author for nothing, with his pencil, he drew some chains and wraped Ladybug's team in them.
"Crap!" snarled Queen Bee.
MC turns to Ladybug. "well, now that i have thouroughly kicked your asses, you wanna call this a day, i do other stuff to work on."
"Grr...Everyone...Fall Back." Said Ladybug.
"WHAT!" the Team said.
"We're in his turff. we can't win this way, but know this MC, you haven't heard the last of us..." Growled Ladybug as she and the others left.
"Yeah, i'll have some cake next time." MC snarked.
When they left. Wereinette and Art-illery vanished.
MC with a heavy sigh. returned to his work.
"Superheroes, they think they own you just cause they save people and crap." MC growled to himself...
The End...?
MC: This fic was a long time coming, and boy did it take a toll on me, and to all the Adrien/Cat Noir fans, i bash him for a reason, when the situation demands it, i have to show some tough love, even to him. Alya is no exception but Marinette, well i dish out tough love to her in a special way.
So to all the folks who chastise me for treating Adrien this way, I FUCKING HOPE THIS EXPLAINS THINGS, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE ON THIS MATTER.
Anyway, Comments? Questions, you know the drill!