MC: I had a really odd dream last night, which ended up being a one-shot!
Adrien: on god no...
MC-Labs Presents:
"Lady and the Lamp"
( I do not own Miraculous!)
Lila was lying on a nearby bed of grass in the park, having decided to skip school today, opting to give Marinette a break, tomorrow she would go at the Bluenette at full force!
Suddenly, a truck containing some antiques whizzed past her while being chased by the police.
As this was happening, a dusty old lamp fell from the truck and conked Lila in the head, waking her from her nap!
"OW! Ass-Hole!" She yelled at the truck.
She then turned her attention to the object, a dusty silver lamp.
"Oooh! i wonder if i can sell this?" she wondered as the quality of said lamp could net her a heafty amount of money.
she rubbed the lamp to get some of the dust off, when all of a sudden, the lamp began to glow!
It rattled and shook as pink smoke spewed from it's mouth, the smoke began to take the form of a young girl about Lila's age, she was dressed in black and orange arabian garments, and adorned with gold jewlery.
"My name is Ifrit, and man am i glad to see you, i have been trapped in that lamp for ages!" she explained.
"Why?" Lila asked.
"Oh, nothing special really, just set fire to a kingdom, and now i'm trapped in this stupid lamp until i grant 3 wishes!" Ifrit explained.
"Three wishes huh, let me guess, there are rules?" Lila asked.
"Yeah, rule 1, i cannot kill anyone, i can cause extreme harm, but i can't kill em, if they choose to kill themselves, it's fair game." Ifrit explained, "2. no wishing for more wishes, trust me, my last master did the same thing, and finally 3. you must be very specific with what you want, i'm still new at this whole "Wish-granting" crap"
Lila smiled, 3 wishes? if this was a dream, she did not want to wake up!
"Okay! here's my first wish, I wish to have the body of a supermodel!" Lila asked.
Ifrit smiled, crossed her arms and bowed, (I Dream of Genie style) and with bright flashe of light her wish was granted!
The next day at school, everyone was in class minding their own business, when Lila came in.
"Hello everyone!" Lila said.
But when everyone turned to Lila, they all just stared at her.
"Amazing, aren't i?" Lila boasted.
AHHHHHHHHH!
All the students screamed in terror, as they saw Lila, Alix and Kim literaly jumped out the window, Nathanel and Marc fainted, and Alya ran to the girls' room to puke!
"What! you act like you've all seen satan incarnate!" Lila said.
Marinette, brought out her mirror and showed Lila, within moments her face turned pale!
She had Adrien's body and her head!
"AHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL!" Lila screamed, then she remembered her wish, she wanted the body of a supermodel, which Adrien was, her wish didn't say that it had to be a girl model!
At the Agreste Manor...
Nathalie and Gorilla were both stunned, Adrien had the head of a male, but the body of a teenage girl!
Nathalie turned to Gabriel, "Sir, with all due respect, i think you should refraim from using dark magic anymore, it's starting to get weird."
"You honestly think i did this to him? i have my limits Nathalie, even i'm not this cruel!" Gabriel argued.
Back at School, in the girls' restroom...
"GAHHHAHAHAHA! im so sorry, i actually knew what you wanted to wish for, i was just being funny!" Ifrit laughed.
"You Call this "Funny"? look at me!" Lila growled.
"Okay, okay, i grant your first wish for real this time, i'll also erase the memories of everyone who saw you, as a bonus!" the fire genie said as she snapped her fingers!
When Lila looked at the mirror again, she was Stunnning, the eptimy of beauty!
"That's more like it, now what should my seccond wish be?" Lila pondered.
"Take yer' Time, i waited eons for somone to find me, i can wait a few hours more!" Ifrit cooed.
As the two were having their conversation, they didn't notice the pair of blue eyes watching them, the eyes belonged to Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Adrien right behind her!
"Shit..." Ifrit cursed.
"Lila, you found a genie?" Adrien asked,.
"Jealous?" Lila boasted.
"Lila, listen to me, don't make anymore wishes, trust me, wishes always backfire not matter how you say them!" Marinette warned her.
Lila smiled a wicked smile, "Ifrit, i'm ready to make my seccond wish, I Wish Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Adrien Agreste were my slaves, who will do anything i say!
Ifrit snapped her fingers and both Adrien and Marinette were bathed in a red light!
The Next day...
for some reason, the entire class were oddly in a daze, yesterday was a massive blur, all they could remember was that they saw somthing horrific and ungodly.
"does anyone remember anything from yesterday?" asked Rose.
The others shook their heads...just then, the door opend to reveal Marinette but she was in a butler's outfit, carriyng a basket of roses.
"Now entering, the ravishing, the sensational, the absolutly astonishing, Lila Rossi!" She proclamed.
For some odd reason, the class felt the odd urge to clap and cheer!
Adrien walked right in, carrying Lila, bridal style, Lila was enjoying a cup of coffee, feeling quite proud.
Marinette went to Lila's chair and pulled it out when all of a sudden, it turned into a lavish throne fit for a queen!
"Did anyone else see what i saw?" Kim asked.
Everyone else nodded...
Lila snapped her fingers, and Marinette began rubbing her back, with the grace and skill of a pro massues.
Everyone's jaw dropped, Mari? being nice to Lila, giving her a back massage, has the world gone to hell!
If only they knew...
What Lila does not know, is that her wish has a loophole, although Marinette and Adrien must do what Lila says, they are also fully aware that they are being controlled.
"This...is...hell!" Marinette thought.
"No, in hell, you at least have control of your body, this is worse!" thought Adrien.
During Lunch was even worse, the enslaved duo was forced to rub her feet and feed her grapes, all under Ifrit's watchful eye.
"I like this chick, she's got class!" Ifrit smiled.
That's when the AKUMA alert sounded, Gorizilla and Gigantitan were back, HawkMoth had unleashed a double-header!
Lila had an idea! how she could get the glory and HawkMoth's Miraculous in one go, she told her servents to find shelter as she went to the girls' bathroom, and then called for Ifrit.
"Today's your lucky day! your gonna be free, and i'm gonna be famous! my final wish, i want superpowers!" Lila asked.
"Uh..what kind?" Ifrit asked.
"How about..Super-strengh and fire powers! and to top it all off, give me my Volpina suit!" Lila said.
"Ah yeah! now that's what i'm talking about! let's party!" said Ifrit and with a wink of her eye, Lila was enveloped in a burning vortex!
What Ifrit didn't know was that while she and Lila were getting ready, Tikki and Plagg were able to undo Lila's seccond wish.
(Tikki and Marinette)
"How in the name of all that is sweet and crunchy did Lie-La get involved with a monster like Ifrit?" Tikki asked.
"I dunno, i didn't know you knew her." Marinette.
"Ifrit was the most dangerous of Kwamis, all she cared about was mayhem and chaos, the Guardians in India banded together with us Kwamis and trapped her within her Lamp, praying she would never be found, if all three wishes are granted, Ifrit would be free to terroize civilization all over again!" explained Tikki
But by the time the duo made it to the scene, the two Akumas had already been beaten, by Volpina!
"Crap! she already made her third wish, that means..." was all Adrien had to say before he was barbequed!
"Kitty!" Marinette yelped, but i was too late, all that was left was Plagg, his ring, and a small pile of ash!
"Wow! went out quick!" laughed Volpina, "Then again, he got what he deserved! anyway, you're next bug!"
Ladybug steeled herself, yo-yo at the ready, but all Lila had to do was fire a single fireball and she too was destroyed! leaving Tikki and her earings as the only remnants of the polka dotted hero!
She then looked at the beaten Akumas, "You're next Moth Boy!"
Back in HawkMoth's lair...
Nooroo had already explained to HawkMoth about Ifrit, and for once in his life he was afraid.
"Lila i can handle, but not an out of control Ex-Kwami! I need a plan and i need one soon!" he growled as he paced on the floor.
Just then, the window shattered in a burst of flames, and out came Lila along with Ifrit, even though she was free now, she decided to stick around with Lila for some reason.
HawkMoth gulped, fear is one emotion he thought he would never feel again.
"Don't look so suprised, Gabriel, you knew this comming the day you met me, that's what makes us so alike, we both want power, respect, admiration!" Lila cooed.
"No, i am NOTHING like you, i have my reasons, they may not be justified, but i had my reasons, you on the other hand, only want to be a tyrant, i took the mantle of HawkMoth to bring back what was lost to me, not to satify one's lust for power!" he explained.
"PFFTTTT! please! you've had that miraculous for so long, you've tasted real power, and yet you claim that the thought of ruling over everyone never crossed you mind?" asked Ifrit.
HawkMoth was silent, he admits, he has contemplated this, ever since the Scarlet Moth incident, but has never gone for it, Emilie would never forgive him.
"No worries, Gabe, i'll take good care of Nooroom, Tikki and Plagg!" she boasted.
"Over my dead body!" HawkMoth said, but was instantly stabbed in the back by Ifrit, who had summoned a firey sword.
"Woah, Ifrit! i though i used up my 3 wishes!" Lila asked.
"Eh, felt like giving you a freebe, beside i was sick of that pompous prick!" she said pretending to gag.
Lila shrugged her shoulders and took HawkMoth's Miraculous as he slowly burnt to a crisp!
1 year later...
All of Paris was under Lila's control, she declared herself empress, forcing all it's citizens into slavery, as her first decree, Tom and Sabine, Marinette's parents were to executed by burning at the stake, for "Giving birth to my most hated enemy!" as Lila stated.
Both father and mother held hands as the flames consumed them...
WAHHHHHH!
Marinette awoke in a cold sweat!
"Marinette! what's wrong?" asked Alya
"Oh Alya, i had the most messed-up dream, Lila got her claws on a magic lamp and the whole world went straight to hell!" the bluenette said.
"You Too?" Said Alya who, alongside Rose and Juleka was sleeping over.
"We all had the same dream? freaky..." Juleka said, holding Rose, who was still shuddering, "Maybe it's a sign or somthing."
"But, it's just a dream, crap like that couldn't really happen, right?" Rose asked.
"Oh..i wouldn't be too sure..." a familiar voice said.
The girls turned around to find Ifrit floating next to them.
And with that, all the girls fled the bakery in total panic!
"Hhohohoho! Man, i'm pretty sure that Rose chick wet herself on the way down, but that was some story, hey Reader, if you had three wishes, what would you wish for?" Ifrit asked...
The End!
MC: Fuck! that was somthing, i didn't know i had it in me, Special thanks to Soundwave, he pitched to me an idead similar to this and after i had that weird dream, i just had to make a story out of it!
Anyway, Questions, Comments? you know the drill!