A/N: Please enjoy this random thing I concocted at 3 AM(A long time ago)...


"Dean." Castiel walked into the room he was standing in.

"Are you Okay?" They said in unison, replying to each other with a look of confusion.

"Wait wh-" They spoke in unison again.

"I got your text Dean, said you were in trouble." Castiel finally spoke, keeping Dean silent with a short wave of mojo.

After he spoke, Dean could breathe again, "Okay one, don't do that again! Two, what text message?"

They gave each other another look of confusion.

Suddenly, the door slammed shut beside them.

Dean moved to the door almost instantly, pushing against it, trying to open it

"Sammy! Open the damn door!"

The person on the other side of door grinned, his ear pressed against the door.

"Come on!"

"My work, is finished," Gabriel said to himself, turning from the door, dusting off his hands before casually skipping out of the room.

Sam sat in the other room, arms crossed with a pout on his face, "Gabriel. Why do you always have to pull pranks on my brother?"

"Awww. Are we feeling left out? And I didn't prank him. I did what needed to be done." Gabriel skipped over to him, leaning down to kiss his cheek.

"What?" Sam was confused.

"I'm tired of watching them eye-fuck each other all the time. Aren't you?" Gabriel asked, plopping down onto his lap.

"You didn't..." Sams mouth widened.

"I did." Gabriel nodded.

Sam smiled, letting out a laugh, "That was pretty smart."

Gabriel shrugged, "Nothing really. Now we wait. I give it an hour."

"Wait... can't Cas like... bust down the door with mojo?" Sam asked.

Gabriel pulled out a marker, "Angel ward. They ain't escaping. Not from each other that is."

"You do know he's gonna kill us for this?" Sam said, smiling anyway.

"He might kill You. But he can't kill me." Gabriel smiled smugly.

"Show-off." Sam said.

-many hours later-

Sam and Gabriel were sitting on the couch, watching some movie that definitely wasn't appropriate.

"I'm gonna go check up on them." Gabriel said, kissing Sam's cheek before strutting out of the room.

He slowly approached the door that contained his brother and Dean-o inside.

He put his ear at the door.

Silence.

"You two done in there?" Gabriel smirked.

"Fuck You Gabriel." Dean shouted from the other side.

"I'm not the one you need to be fucking." Gabriel snorted, trying not to laugh too loud.

"Will you let us out already?" Castiel mumbled from in the room.

Oh yeah. They'd been doing Something in there.

Gabriel smiled before unlocking the door, wiping off the angel ward from the door.

As soon as the door open, Dean stepped out punching Gabriel straight in the jaw, making him fall back onto the floor.

"You son of a bitch!" Dean glared dangerously.

Gabriel was too distracted by their appearances to worry about the pain.

Dean's shirt was almost torn, hair ruffled every which way and... was that a hickey?

"You two look like you enjoyed yourselves." Gabriel smirked, standing, wiping at his mouth.

Castiel shuffled slightly behind Dean. Cheeks pink.

"Let me guess. Sam was in on it too?" Dean asked.

"Not really. But he didn't complain." Gabriel said, wiggling his eyebrows.

As if on queue, Sam entered the room, took one quick look at them, and busted out laughing.

"It's not funny Sam!" Dean glared, looking flustered.

"Oh but it is!" Sam said, nearly on the ground now, still laughing.

"I'm just... going to go... away... far away... from here..." Castiel said quietly.

"Take me with you. Please. Far away. Never coming back." Dean gave Castiel a pleading look.

Castiel blushes but gave in, his hand resting on Dean's shoulder, and they were gone with a sound of wings.

"Uhh... do you think we might have gone a bit too far?" Sam asked, slowly recovering from the laugh episode.

"Nah. They probably went somewhere even more private. At least they finally got their feelings out." Gabriel said.

He was secretly talking with Castiel through the angel radio.

He was not happy.

"Oh well. Let them run off to the sunset. They'll be back." Gabriel said, offering Sam his hand.

Sam took it and they happily skipped out of the room.


That's all folks.