Sasuke's Revenge
Living well is the best revenge.
Team introductions.
"My name is sasuke uchiha, I like tomatoes and taking walks around the village. I hate somethings and my dream...no my ambition is to relay a message to a certain someone and restore my clan, in that order, natsumi would you like to go get some ramen after this?"
"Umm, yeah sure sasuke." Said natsumi (fem-naruto)
"Great!" Said sasuke with a smile.
Amegakure, akatsuki's hideout.
All akatsuki members were standing together discussing future plans, Itachi was physically there but mentally he was thinking about his brother Pain's voice brought him out of his thoughts.
"Itachi and kisame will hunt the nine-tails, don't capture unless no one's around, we don't want people finding out about us just yet. You all have your assignments. Dismissed."
-Few weeks later-
"Are you sure the genjutsu will keep him away itachi-san?" Asked kisame.
"Yes kisame, not let's go." Replied Itachi.
The two walked up to one of the rooms in the inn and knocked on the door, *knock* *knock*.
'He knocked!?' Thought kisame but didn't voice his thoughts.
The door opened to show a girl with bright blue eyes with the brightest smile on her face. She had blond hair that she had tied in a single pony, (like ino post timeskip.). Her cheery face was replaced by a face of panic and fear
"Huh, I-Itachi-s-san?" She questioned a bit fearfully, Jiraya had told her of a mercenary group made up of S-Rank ninja and that they are after her. It freaked her out but he also said they had 3 years so why the fuck was Itachi-fucking-uchiha in front of her and why the fuck did he knock wasn't he a S-Rank rouge-nin.
"Hello natsumi-chan, you need to come with us." He said politely but had a edge in his voice that most people wouldn't dare to test.
"Huh, what makes you think I'll come!?" Yelled natsumi getting in her fighting stance, she was not gonna go down without a fight. She was the future hokage god-dammit.
"A fiesty one, should I cut off her legs Itachi-san?" Asked kisame.
'Did he just say -san and politely asked to cut my legs off.' thought natsumi, yeah S-Ranks were crazy. She had a dozen of them after her. 'Just great' she thought.
"No kisame we need her alive." Said Itachi.
'As if...this little shit-.' natsumi's thoughts came to a halt as she heard someone run up the stairs so did the 2 rouge-nin's.
A boy with midnight blue-black hair with a leaf headband stood in front of them
"Itachi! Don't you dare touch her! " Yelled sasuke.
Sasuke had heard of his brother coming back but not for him, he came back for natsumi. How dare he, natsumi was his future wife, was he really not gonna let him have family.
"I have come here to take my girlfriend back and relay a message to you my big brother." Said sasuke now magically standing next to natsumi.
"You Itachi uchiha, for your crimes are banished and disowned from the uchiha clan until further notice. So no more comfy Christmas nights were we share hot chocolate and dango's or the big dinners we had together and you most definitely are not getting any recharging little brother hugs. Have a good day and life Itachi not-uchiha!" Finished sasuke and pecked natsumi on her lips before holding her hand and walking away with the blushing jinchuriki. It would have been a great exit but sasuke had to turn around and stick his tongue out and say "Don't forget that your last name now is 'not-uchiha'."
"Pftt-pftt-haha-pftt." Heard Itachi as he looked behind him to see kisame trying to stifle his laughs.
He outwardly didn't show it but internally he was happy of the path sasuke took, his little brother didn't need him. He was going to miss the hot-cocoa, dango's and the hugs but oh well can't get it all.
"Kisame you won't- " he was cut-off by loud laughs.
"Bwhahahahah Itachi-san h-he hahah he b-banished you. Pftt and I most definitely putting this in my report. Let's go Itachi-san. The hunt can wait this news cannot." Said kisame as he walked out laughing.
'ughh, they all are gonna laugh now. Maa, whatever it's not like I listen to them anyway.' thought Itachi, just then he got memories of the clone he had secretly made. It showed him, sasuke holding natsumi's hand and yelling at Jiraya, calling him irresponsible and incapable of protecting his natsumi.
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'heh, haha. Good luck otōto.' he thought as he ran to catch up to kisame.
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A.N.
This is a one-shot but I may get to this in the future. Who knows, what we do know is Itachi ain't getting any hugs from sasuke.
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