It was night at Gravity Falls, all through the town everyone was sleeping peacefully with no one daring to interrupt. But outside of town, just outside the sign that acted as the town's border, three black cars parked outside of the entrance.
The passengers exited the first car and it turns out they were none other than government agents, Agent Powers and Agent Trigger, unknowingly returning to Gravity Falls.
The passenger of the second black car departed from his vehicle and he turned out to be an Asian American person who was pulling a smile.
"Wow, three government agents in the same town." The Asian American said with a smile. "Coincidence? I think not."
Agent Powers and Trigger stared at the agent both sporting a displeased look as they folded their arms at the guy's upbeat attitude.
"My name is Agent Clyde Chiu..." The man flicked his wrist and a card appeared out of thin air. "...FBI agent and aspiring magician."
Agent Powers stared at the man sporting his signature displeased look at the man's bizarre antics.
"You don't look like the kind of guy who likes to be impressed don't you?" Clyde asked.
"Mr Chiu, my name is Agent Powers and this is my partner, Agent Trigger." Powers explained.
"Aww, that's nice." Clyde said.
"Now that kind of partner." Agent Powers corrected him.
Clyde then smiled and laughed at his stupid little mistake.
"I'm sorry, was that laughter?" Agent Powers asked.
"Wow, this guy, am I right?" Clyde joked. "I thought a government agent is supposed to know human emotion."
"My partner has a rare condition where he can't even express humour." Agent Trigger explained.
"Wow, just like my dad." Clyde laughed at his little joke while Powers and Trigger stared at the comedian/magician, unimpressed.
"That sounds quite sad." Powers commented. "Why is that funny?"
"Okay, I think I've joined a bad crowd." Clyde commented while awkwardly looking away from the agents.
"I feel the same way..." Said a random female voice. Clyde, Powers and Trigger looked to the other black car and saw a woman with red hair and a man with brown hair departing the vehicle. "...Only, you're also part of that crowd."
"Never in my 42 years, I would've thought me and my wife would become government agents working with the...How do I put this nicely?" The man asked as he and his wife walked towards the government agents.
"Losers." His wife replied.
"Rachel." The man chided his wife.
"Could've been worse, Richard." Rachel argued.
"And who might you be?" Agent Trigger asked.
"Our last names don't matter." Rachel replied. "But you may refer to us as Rachel P and Richard P."
Clyde offered the two a handshake and then a bundle of flowers popped out of his wrist. "Oh, whoops. Meant to do that to my ex."
"And what government agency do you two work for?" Agent Powers asked.
"That doesn't matter." Rachel replied. "All five of us are probably here for the same reason."
"You three must have the same questions as we do." Richard said.
"I'm not sure if it will be the same amount but my questions are...What was that black thing trying to do something to the sun? What was the blue sky beam? And why does the blue sky beam come from Gravity Falls?"
"Well, that's what we're going to find out." Trigger replied.
"And by we, we mean me and Trigger." Powers said.
"Woah! When has this been about you?" Richard asked.
"Since we were the first ones here." Trigger replied.
"Really?" Clyde asked. "Where's the flag that says 'Property of Mr Robot and Mr...I don't have an insulting nickname for you, sorry."
"And why would leave our work to a foolish magician?" Agent Powers asked.
"I'd rather leave things with a dog than a mediocre magician." Agent Trigger said with a smile.
"And leave things with a robot and his sidekick?" Richard scolded the agents. "Fat chance."
"You four." Rachel interjected. "I understand all five of us work for three different agencies, but bickering isn't going to find us answers. We work for the same government, why can't we work together? Besides, we dress up in the same snazzy suits and keep government secrets from each other. So, why can't we work together?"
All four of the other agents looked at each other intensely before signing, agreeing what Rachel was saying.
"Fine." All of them groaned.
"You did good honey." Richard commented.
"It was like handling four kids." Rachel said. "You included."
"Good thing we only had two." Richard said.
But unbeknownst to the government agents, a mysterious clown-like figure was watching them. It turned out to be none other than Pennysmart, The Singing Clown, devourer of old people.
"Government agents." Pennysmart commented. "This is going to be problematic."
Just then, a blue reptilian hand with a missing finger touched the clown on the shoulder.
"Patience Pennysmart." Said the lizard with slick back hair, blue skin, a tail and a nice suit. "We don't want them to know of our existence, yet."
"Why, Toffee?" Pennysmart asked. "They're just going to interfere."
"I assure you, Pennysmart, they won't." Toffee assured the clown. "The government agents are never going to find what's in Gravity Falls. Besides, how can you find something you desire, if it's in the mind?"
Toffee narrowed his eyes at the arrow pointing directly to the Mystery Shack and his target, Stan Pines.